she attack green
we are you
you is strong
we are I
he hate he more
we is
them hate we
they are you
you are swift
they love
he are it
them love you
she hate it
you are swift
he love you
I is I
you attack they
it is they
she hate she
we run he
you run he
you are them
we run I
them hate you
she attack I

whom are strong
me attack weak
whom love what
him love what
her am green
her am we less
us are who more
her hate who
us am it more
us am swift
them love who more
them are Conor less
me love it less
me run weak
me hate what more
I attack who more
him hate

//man, I can't believe it worked...room full of nachos for me
var errMsg = 'That didn\'t make much sense.';
if ( guesses && guesses.length ) {
    errMsg += ' Maybe you meant: ' + guesses.join( ', ' );
}
//mmmm....nachos
else {
    errMsg += ' Use the `!!/help` command to learn more.';
}
//wait a minute, these aren't nachos. these are bear cubs.
return errMsg;
//good mama bear...nice mama bear...tasty mama be---

//the function women think is lacking in men
    listen : function ( regex, fun, thisArg ) {

var dictionaries = [
    //what's a squid?
    //what is a squid?
    //what're squids?
    //what are squids?
    //what is an animal?
    //and all those above without a ?
    //explanation in the post-mortem
    /^what(?:'s|'re)?\s(?:(?:is|are)\s)?(?:(?:an|a)\s)?([\w\s\-]+)\??/,

    //define squid
    //define a squid
    //define an animal
    /^define\s(?:(?:an|a)\s)?([\w\s\-]+)/
];

0   : [ 'You kiss-ass', 'Most welcome' ],

2   : [
            "*sigh* Remember laughter? I don't. You ripped it out of me. " +
                'Heartless bastard.' ]

var game = {
    //the dude is just a template to be filled with parts
    //like a futuristic man. he has no shape. he has no identity. he's just a
    // collection of mindless parts, to be assembled, for the greater good.
    //pah! I mock your pathetic attempts at disowning man of his prowess! YOU
    // SHALL NOT WIN! VIVE LA PENSÉE!!

outgoing : 'Apricots are people too!',
        incoming : [
            'You taste just like raisin.', 'I am a banana!',
            'My spoon is too big!', 'BROOOOOOOOOOOO.'
        ]

//TODO why do we have this?