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3:06 PM
is that to say that it's ridiculously sensitive, or is it's range of sensitivity actually large?
inclined to believe the former, but i have no context that precludes the latter :P
i.e. im noob
 
Nitrogen triiodide is an inorganic compound with the formula NI3. It is an extremely sensitive contact explosive: small quantities explode with a loud, sharp snap when touched even lightly, releasing a purple cloud of iodine vapor; it can even be detonated by alpha radiation. NI3 has a complex structural chemistry that is difficult to study because of the instability of the derivatives. == Structure of NI3 and its derivatives == Nitrogen triiodide was first characterized by Raman spectroscopy in 1990 when it was prepared by an ammonia-free route. Boron nitride reacts with iodine monofluoride...
 
> To highlight the sensitivity of the compound, it is usually detonated by touching it with a feather but even the slightest air current, laser light, or other movement can cause detonation. Nitrogen triiodide is also notable for being the only known chemical explosive that detonates when exposed to alpha particles and nuclear fission products.
 
Wow
how do you transport it :D
 
you don't
when it detonates it decomposes into a cloud of iodine gas, which then stains everything purple
 
i think that its funny as hell
 
3:12 PM
> Nitrogen triiodide has no practical commercial value due to its extreme shock sensitivity, making it impossible to store, transport, and utilize for controlled explosions.
you synthesize it, and then you detonate it wherever it was synthesized
 
I mean I guess maybe you could have something sort of like a binary chemical weapon, where you have two parts that mix to form the NI3 and then you detonate it, but I doubt that'd be possible/practical
 
cool fiction material though
 
plus it only works on people allergic to purple
 
I mean it still explodes
 
3:21 PM
in sufficient quantities it's still gunna blow a hole in whatever you want to blow a hole in
 
if you can make sufficient quantities without it blowing up first
 
You'd probably have to worry about it "fizzling", i.e. just enough of the two mixing for it to make a smaller explosion and destroy all the ingredients
Oh ninja'd lol
> if you can make sufficient quantities without it blowing up first
 
to be fair, that was based on intuition, not actual scientific knowledge
so its good to have the backed up version
 
I have no actual scientific knowledge either lol
I just took the term used in nuclear weapons
 
Also Iodine is a skin irritant, so everyone's allergic to it :P
 
3:24 PM
but i got all my purple shots
 
well it's not actually an allergy
 
Problem: Iodine is a skin irritant
Solution: Lye removes skin
Can't irritate skin you don't have :p
 
chemistry class?
also does anyone count on heir fingers using base 3?
 
from single exposure, OSHA classifies it as a category 3 hazard to the respiratory system and central nervous system
 
@PyGamer0 In what way?
Like finger fully extended, finger partially folded, finger not at all extended?
 
3:28 PM
its a bit clumsy if you ask me
its easy to misplace a partially folded finger as a closed finger
as the hand naturally tries to relax
 
also not everyone can control their pinky independently of their ring finger
 
that too
 
It has all of the same issues as the binary one as well
 
plus you cant get the two extra digits from hand orientation
even though thatss just a me thing haha
 
If you could manage to do it though, it'd give you the ability to count to over 6500
And well into the 10ks if you use the hand orientation thing
 
3:33 PM
I count individual neurons in my brain. I can count to 2**86billion
 
where do you store the number you're counting? does something weird happen when you count those
 
don't worry about it
 
if you think about your brain is that a quine
 
it's only a quine if you clone yourself
 
@thejonymyster and if you don't think about it, it isn't
 
3:40 PM
are there any machines that can build copies of themselves
quine in real :O {Wow!)
 
Do you count humans/viruses/turtles as machines?
 
humans dont make identical copies, thatd be messed up if that happened
 
Hmm true
 
turtles also probably dont but i cant be sure,
viruses might, id believe it
 
Asexually reproducing mobs then
 
3:41 PM
bacteria and possibly viruses
 
Bacteria, hydras, some plants
Probably more
 
actually no, not viruses
 
when you say mobs i imagine like, a giant mob of people lol
just like, growing into a bigger mob
 
viruses don't reproduce, they trick other cells into producing more of them
 
I couldn't think of the word organism so I just used the minecraft word lol
 
3:42 PM
@Skidsdev so like a chain quine
 
gunna say, when you said mob I thought somebody's been playing too much minecraft
 
@Skidsdev So...our cells are the compiler? :D
That's actually pretty cool
 
@Skidsdev Cells don't reproduce, they just trick chemicals into producing more of them
 
thats why you dont let the user execute arbitrary code
 
Anyone have some cool viruses I can infect myself with? I wanna be a compiler.
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3:43 PM
sanitize your inputs and your body
just made a virus that computes fib(n)
 
@pxeger But they produce those chemicals
 
actually how fun would that be if we tricked viruses into doing calculations
 
Luckily I already downloaded and compiled the source code for some existing viruses to ready my anti-virus software
 
thats the scifi future i want
 
@RedwolfPrograms some people say I'm a virus
 
3:47 PM
Do we have a challenge for sexually repoducing quines?
7
 
uhh
 
Ones that when you run both of them in some way produce a program that's a mix of the two and can interbreed with the others in the species?
As opposed to standard asexually reproducing quines that theoretically produce an identical copy
 
we have like rotating quines, where quine A outputs quine B which outputs quine A
 
@RedwolfPrograms that sounds very hard to do but also very awesome sauce
there were extra spaces for tone reasons in that message that got removed u_u
 
I'm going to put that in the sandbox as soon as I can figure out how it would work
@thejonymyster NBSP ftw :p
 
3:51 PM
good to know, ty
@RedwolfPrograms maybe program A outputs half of program C, and program B produces the other half of C
 
I'm moving at record pace reimplementing these built-ins
averaging one per 2 mins
 
Nice!
I had to do that once with Ash (a golfing language I was making), and it wasn't fun :p
 
@thejonymyster what does program C produce?
 
tjats what im thinking of
 
It'd probably work the same way I guess, returning a random half of it
 
3:53 PM
C produces A, but when the source is reversed and ran it produces B
 
wait, random halves is interesting
 
And when you combine it with either A or B's C, it'd make a fourth one
 
oh god
so what does D produce? :P
 
that seems unethical
 
Oh no...
Maybe we should start with a bigger breeding population
 
3:53 PM
I think we're stuck in a recursion with no base case
okay here me out.
A's half of C produces B, B's half of C produces A, the full C produces C
 
thats sick, as in awesome
 
A's C plus B's C should produce program C that behaves the same as A and B would I think
 
right it feels a bit different
 
but A and B don't behave the same as eachother
 
Where it'd return a random allele of itself
Lemme draw a diagram of what I mean
 
3:55 PM
I dunno I think we're starting to sacrifice challenge quality in the interest of sticking to the theme too hard
 
I think it could be cool though
Although your idea seems really cool
 
how about this, A outputs randomly either C or D, B outputs randomly either E or F, and CE, DE, CF, and DF all have to.. do something? lol
 
Yeah. To fit the theme all they'd do it return a random one of C/D/E/F that they have, but that seems a bit boring
Could be interesting though, I really don't know tbh
 
i think that skidsdevs version is interesting enough to start with
and the more thematic one can be its own challenge
 
CMQ: Braingolf has multiple stacks that you can switch between and manipulate. You can also create new stacks, and merge stacks into the 0th stack. The 0th stack cannot be merged or deleted. Currently the 0th stack is referred to as the 'master' stack, but I don't like this wording. What should I call it instead? Base stack? Main stack? First stack? Something else?
 
3:59 PM
tmw U+202e makes the page crash
 
hard stack? main/base r good though idk
honestly if i were making it id call it like, the 0 stack lol
not a good name though
 
nvm the page is just crashing randomly :\
 
Where there's four possible outcomes for any two pairs of programs
 
what does G do?
 
Same thing as its ancestors, picks one of B_1 and C_1 to output
They'd just continue to form new ones forever
 
4:04 PM
oh i see
 
I went with 'main stack'
 
(^_^)b
 
Main stack is good, +1
Huh, never seen that emoticon before ^^
 
wait, A and B never go together
 
They could though
This is just an example
 
4:07 PM
ah, gotcha
so only 3 main parents though?
 
I don't know how many would be required
 
not a bad amount, just wanna make sure i follow
ah
 
Maybe it could be part of the scoring, although an infinite amount would be easily possible I'd imagine
Maybe an exponetial sort of thing, where making two programs gives you a score multiplier of 1/2, three is 3/4, four is 7/8, and so on, and if you have the potential to make infinitely many with your approach, the multiplier would still just be 1
 
ah, nice
will it be code-golf too?
 
I don't know. Could be, I guess.
 
4:10 PM
it just seems like thatd be hard to factor into the score haha
or uh
i guess actually what i mean is, if that number is a multiplier, it needs something to be multiplying
and if it isnt a multiplier, everyone will go for score 1
though i guess you should anyway :P
 
Ooh, I like the new profile page design. I never actually looked at it until now.
 
i dont really get the difference
 
It used to look wayyy different
 
then i guess i never saw it before the update
 
It's been a gradual set of changes
 
4:14 PM
well call me a frog and boil me slowly, i guess i just didnt notice
 
Anyone have any ideas for what the quine thing should be called? Preferably something that couldn't be interpreted as nsfw
 
but also ive only been here a few weeks, its possible i didnt see the starting form
hmm
 
@RedwolfPrograms Although...clickbait is an effective strategy for upvotes :p
 
quineage (lineage)? kinda bad
something with kin -> quine but also bad
 
genetic quines?
 
4:16 PM
thats good yea lol
 
Yeah I like that!
Thanks
 
I like quineage but I think most people won't get it
 
the pronunciation doesnt match, mainly
 
yeah
 
Synthetic biology (SynBio) is a multidisciplinary area of research that seeks to create new biological parts, devices, and systems, or to redesign systems that are already found in nature. It is a branch of science that encompasses a broad range of methodologies from various disciplines, such as biotechnology, genetic engineering, molecular biology, molecular engineering, systems biology, membrane science, biophysics, chemical and biological engineering, electrical and computer engineering, control engineering and evolutionary biology. Due to more powerful genetic engineering capabilities a...
 
4:36 PM
> f - Pops the stack, pushes the absolute deltas of the stack
what the hell is an absolute delta
surely deltas are, by definition, relative
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Redwolf ProgramsGenetic Quines In this challenge, you'll create some programs which behave similarly to genes. When you run one, it will return one of its two "alleles" (a half of its source code), and concatenating any two alleles from your programs will result in a new, functioning program (which returns its o...

 
@Skidsdev Absolute value maybe?
So [2 4 1] would be [2 3] not [2 -3] or [-3 2]
 
@RedwolfPrograms oh maybe, lemme check the code
yep that's it
 
I just remembered another esolang idea I have yet to implement: StackAttack
 
for i in range(0, len(stack)-1):
    newStack.append(abs(stack[i] - stack[i+1]))
 
4:41 PM
@SandboxPosts maybe rephrase the formula so its a multiplier instead? might be less complex lol
 
I did at first but it seemed more complex and arbitrary that way so idk
I'm thinking I should redo the formula used for that part
 
fair
also, make sure to include an image description
 
I did :p
 
was about to say, idk how to check so if its there i wouldnt know haha
good :D
 
I've had imgur blocked on my school wifi before, so I know the pain of having to rely on image descriptions :p
 
4:44 PM
When I was first testing out GPT-3, I used it to develop ideas for StackAttack. This is what I have so far: gist Not all of it makes perfect sense, but I feel like it could become a cool language if executed right.
 
@AaroneousMiller that's broadly how braingolf does stacks
I was complaining to a friend that I spend more time making esolangs than I do golfing, and he said I just need to wait until I run out of esolang ideas. He then said:
"I came here to make esolangs and golf code, and I'm all out of esolangs"
 
Use GPT, then you won't run out of esolang ideas
 
> A language based on the idea of communism. [...] There would be only one datatype that fits everything, so everything belongs to one single class.
lol
 
> A Casino Viagra program language, where the programs are going to be caught by spam-filters and/or by anti-virus programs.
i.e. a programming language that causes CHQ to hate our entire site
 
5:01 PM
We should make an IGS themed language
Call it DEWASCRIPT
 
> A language that looks exactly like C, behaves like C but actually is not C
 
How about a language that uses musical notes as code
 
> the existing laws of physics appear to NOT be turing complete; if you try to do anything with infinity they will GET YOU!
 
@RedwolfPrograms Bonus points if the rickroll is something meaninful like HW or fizzbuzz
 
@RedwolfPrograms so Fugue?
 
5:07 PM
Oh nice
 
All it does is calculate the interval between notes and map that to a Prelude instruction
it's as much a language as Vacui
 
oh, prelude and fugue. that's funny.
it'd be interesting to see a language that takes music as its source code that doesn't just map it into something else and actually uses properties of the music itself
 
If my knowledge of music wasn't limited to watching the first half of a few YT videos I'd write one
 
Velato literally uses MIDI files as source code
 
5:12 PM
Oh there's a whole music section of that page lol
Finites as Fredy's is one of the more cleverly named language I've seen
 
the thing is just mapping either intervals to notes to commands just feels like yet another cheap brainfuck derivative so...
 
it would be cool if you could compose chords and have that actually be meaningful somehow but that is also really difficult (i think)
 
braingolf has an esolang wiki page and I don't remember if I wrote it. It's horribly outdated though
 
Ths starboard does not currently paint me in the best light lol
 
5:21 PM
pretty accurate representation
 
@hyper-neutrino it looks like velato does just that? unless you mean something else
 
oh, does look like it, that's cool
 
> Notes played as chords are interpreted in the order the notes appear within the MIDI track, regardless of a zero duration between them.
this makes using a conventional midi editor to write Velato quite impractical
 
i fail to see how?
 
most midi editors will put simultaenous notes in whatever order they see fit in the file
 
5:25 PM
ah, hm
ide bug
 
some will put them in lowest to highest order, others in highest to lowest, some will put them in the order you input them.
 
id say best is the last one, and then just have it display which is which
like beepbox and its derivs
imagine a velato ide though, getting sytnax errored in a midi editor lol
 
> Depending on the compiler used, other intervals return syntax errors or are ignored.
 
respectable
 
Personally I would build a velato IDE on a compiler that ignores invalid intervals, to allow more freedom with the sound of the code
 
5:28 PM
true yeah
 
that said you can probably still cause syntax errors with valid intervals
or at least runtime errors
 
would ctrl f to find things be out of the question
 
oh god
 
i wanna listen to the hello world so bad but im at workrrrk
 
Do it anyway and stare your boss in the eyes the whole time
 
5:31 PM
my boss'd probably find it interesting lol
 
The key to a successful career is to assert your dominance, hunt rabbits for the rest of the pack, and prevent enemy packs from finding your den
 
@RedwolfPrograms thats p much how it is here in the accounting office, yeah. i thought you didnt have a job
 
I'm a redwolf remember
 
and you program
your two defining features
 
that's how it is in our software office too. The dev manager looks out for us, makes sure the other packs (teams) don't come after us, and makes sure we're cared for
 
5:34 PM
Do you work together to make buffalo run off cliffs?
 
yea, but we usually put it off til the end of the month
then its really a mad dash
 
@RedwolfPrograms No because buffalo aren't native to this continent
 
sequel to genetic quines: pack quines
 
Don't give him ideas
 
Wait didn't you say you were in canada? or am I misremembering lol
 
5:35 PM
I am in Canada. Buffalo are native to Asia and Africa
 
Wait what...
 
you're thinking of North American Bison
 
what about Buffalo buffalo
or buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo? They cant be too far either
 
I hear they buffalo Buffalo buffalo, but only if they're Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo
 
5:37 PM
> With a population in excess of 60 million in the late 18th century, the species was down to just 541 animals by 1889.
:(
 
oh shit
 
> Recovery efforts expanded in the mid-20th century, with a resurgence to roughly 31,000 wild bison today, largely restricted to a few national parks and reserves.
:D
 
oh shit
 
@thejonymyster The buffalo or something else?
 
American Bison
 
5:39 PM
Oh, I was responding to thejonymyster
 
oh
 
the first was oh shit thats bad, the second was oh shit good job
 
i joke to much
any progress on that formula for the quine thing?
cause personally i think its ready as is lol
 
I was thinking maybe you'd add a fraction of your score, instead of multiplying something. That feels cleaner to me.
Like with two programs you'd add half your score, with three you'd add a quarter, with four you'd add an eighth
 
5:44 PM
oh, clever!
that seems ideal yeah
 
I'm going to leave it for a few days probably.
Added the new scoring rules though.
 
is the goal of the scoring to encourage more programs or fewer?
 
@thejonymyster how about A randomly produces the first half of either A and B and B randomly produces the second half?
 
coming back to the Bison thing, how the heck did we know that there were >60m of them in the late 18th century?
 
5:51 PM
@Neil makes sense yeah, but no longer fits the genetics thing. i like it though
@Skidsdev individual sightings i guess? lol idk anything about historical.. anything
i mean if its a confirmed amount today, theres a paper trail for it hopefully
 
Maybe we determined that figure retroactively, using more recent techniques to determine how many there were
 
Perhaps we know how much area they occupied and how many were typically in some unit of area
 
@thejonymyster the only citation on that whole section is on the modern day figure of 30,000, which links to the IUCN red list of threatened species, which says there are 11,248-13,123 mature american bison in the world today
 
uhh
 
@Skidsdev \o/ {that is rather confusing!)
 
5:55 PM
this is why we check wikipedia's sources!
 
yea leave a note in the talk page mayybe?
 
American Bison are categorized by the IUCN as Near-Threatened, which is only one step away from Least Concern
 
Maybe there's lots of immature bison? who make jokes about other bisons' mothers?
 
bison who buffalo bison? i cant believe it
@Skidsdev my favorite was when i found a wikipedia page with like 1 total citation for most of it, parts of the page appearing verbatim multiple times, and a sentence fragment that just got cut off mid thing
its been cleaned up a tiny bit since then, i had a link to it on my spotify though cause i thought it was so goofy
 
CMQ: What's a term for the opposite of outgolfing? (Outgolfing = getting a better score than another submission; ??? = getting a worse score)
 
5:58 PM
well, in general, whats the inverse term for out-x-ing
 
@thejonymyster at the bottom of the wikipedia page for Nitrogen Triiodide, where it states that NI3 is the only known explosive that can be triggered by alpha radiation, there's a citation for that claim, and then a rebuttal saying that the claim is unverified, but that rebuttal is listed as citation needed
 
@DLosc i think you either outgolf or are outgolfed, no secondary term
 
@DLosc ingolfing?
 
If the previous answer is the shorter one, it's hardly doing the outgolfing though
 
@Skidsdev amazing
@RedwolfPrograms i disagree, i think outgolfing just means golfing better than someone
 
5:59 PM
CMQ: Is there any term greater than "transformer ballistic firewall"?
 
while it doesn't make much sense if you think of the in prefix as the word in, the antonym of out, it does kinda make sense if you think of it like the in prefix in "incompetent"
 
"I'm pretty outcompetent"
 
@RedwolfPrograms ???
 
It sounds so cool. Is there anything cooler?
I doubt it.
 
Lyxals fridge
 
6:11 PM
I guess it probably is pretty cool, if not cold. It was launched into deep space by sustained nuclear bombardment.
 
@RedwolfPrograms I dunno, but my favorite two names of world capitals are Ouagadougou and Bandar Seri Begawan.
 
Is the first pronounced "oo-ga-doo-goo" or "ow-ga-dow-gow"?
 
@RedwolfPrograms Dynamic entropy
 
@RedwolfPrograms wa-ga-doo-goo
 
@RedwolfPrograms I pronounce it oo-wagga-doo-goo
 
6:13 PM
It's a French spelling
 
Ah, makes sense
Actually it doesn't 'cause I have no idea how french spelling works but in theory it makes sense
 
7:00 PM
Just had a wonderful presentation at work about some new C# features. More golfing material :D
 
 
1 hour later…
8:13 PM
I decided that I was going to buckle down and implement one of my smaller esolang ideas, and then I realized that the spec didn't have any input or conditionals :/
 
9:06 PM
@AaroneousMiller all the easier to implement
 
@AaroneousMiller Eh, two of my esolangs don't have input. Lack of conditionals is a bigger issue.
Made any more progress with Acc!!, BTW?
 
@RedwolfPrograms I can't tell if this is a joke or not but multiple quines creating a new quine together would be quite cool
 
9:42 PM
Folks, it is with great pleasure that I announce this payload-capable Scala 3/Python polyglot. It is absolutely useless, but I couldn't resist showing off
 
@user The main function took me a minute to figure out what was going on in Scala. Although, could it just be def main(x: Any): Unit = {}? (Not that it has to be golfed, I guess.)
 
Oh right, forgot Python let you do that
@DLosc You mean the one named main or the actual main method (m)?
 
The former.
Well, probably both, actually.
 
Oh yeah, the extra newlines do make everything look weird
 
10:00 PM
@user Well then check out my sandboxed post :p
I just got an esolang idea
You have two programs, which you can jump between at will. That is the only control flow. Hitting the end of one jumps to the start of the other. You can modify the source code of the two programs while they're running.
 
sounds reminiscent of brian and chuck, except probably less bf-like to be able to work with that kind of control flow scheme
 
10:18 PM
^
 
10:40 PM
@user which one?
You'll have to be more specific, because I've had to get a new fridge several times due to constant nuking :p
 
The original, the one that inspired the developers of chat to make pings have that god-awful noise :P
 
10:56 PM
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