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8:00 AM
Yes! I finally figured it out!
It still feels hacky though.
 
How'd you do it?
 
I had to change several things.
1, I pass the entire program as input at the beginning, instead of char by char.
 
Anonymous
@DestructibleWatermelon KotH challenges take the most time in the sandbox - lots to go through
 
Then I used getchar(0) (which returns 0 if the input is empty) and added nr2char(0) as a delimiter.
 
... huh. Interesting.
 
user214599
8:02 AM
Has anyone thought about combining of KotH and C&R?
 
Anonymous
If it feels hacky, you're doing it right
 
0
Q: Post-determined Array Sorting

Kevin CruijssenInput: An array containing three integers: 0, 1 and 2 in any order (i.e. [2, 0, 1]) And a string of length >= 2 only containing alphabetic letters (both lower- and uppercase) and digits (i.e. a1B2c3) Output: Based on the array we sort and output the string. How does this work? The array in...

 
@MatthewRoh I've thought about it. I'm sure someone's done it by now. It would be really hard to do right.
@Mego Well, it's less hacky than a couple of ideas I thought about. Including talking over two sockets, and sending a crapton of extra delimiters at the end.
 
I've created the Goatexchange style for Stylish
https://userstyles.org/styles/130158/goatexchange
 
@Mego Perhaps, but I would imagine at least one comment or vote. I guess i imagined wrong :p
 
user214599
8:04 AM
BAA?
2
 
user214599
The only thing I can do about a combination of KotH and C&R, Is about Co-operation.
 
user214599
@Doorknob Can you provide an UserStyle link?
 
This is what the Goatexchange style looks like
http://i.imgur.com/LIBS2yS.jpg
 
stupid ctrl+w mis-press :P
made me leave the chat room
 
do CTRL+Shift+w
it'll toggle the ability to ctrl+w
 
Anonymous
8:10 AM
Wine has worn off :(
 
Anonymous
@Midnightas ಠ_ಠ
 
hehe
 
Anonymous
I guess the wine hasn't fully worn off
 
@Midnightas you're the worst
I opened a new tab to try that :P still wasnt safe
 
8:12 AM
I tried it too
firefoxes confirm feature ftw
 
why did I even try that lmao
 
TIL never trust keyboard shortcuts in chatrooms
 
curiosity
killed the chat
 
I didn't even WANT to disable ctrl+w,
 
@MatthewRoh It's not on userstyles.
 
8:12 AM
ba dum ch
 
im a master douche
 
user214599
Playing diep.io, while pressing w, accidentally pressed ctrl
 
To fix ctrl+shift+w: use ctrl+shift+t, it's better than ctrl+t
 
DONT DO THAT, ITLL DESTROY YOUR TABS
 
8:13 AM
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ ctrl+shift+t is my lifesaver command
 
darnit
 
user214599
Its the same with ctrl t :P
 
No it isn't
@MatthewRoh in Chrome at kleast, it opens the last closed tab
or tabs
 
It's getting late. Goodnight everyone!
 
\o
 
8:22 AM
night!
 
Important question: which way does ascii waving guy wave, depending on if someone is leaving or arriving?
 
Anonymous
Right on arrival, left on leave
 
Anonymous
arightved, left
 
8:23 AM
@Mego This is the correct answer.
 
@Mego yep that looks correct
 
user214599
o/
 
o\
/o\
|o|
 
@Midnightas pls
 
8:24 AM
Okay. In that case: \o
 
user214599
We reopen all the tabs with ctrl+shift+t, but what if we do ctrl+shit+t?
 
@MatthewRoh try it, but you get to clean the keyboard
 
user214599
lol
 
user214599
@charredgrass ctrl+shit+t could be "shit on every single tab"
 
8:27 AM
@MatthewRoh no, no. the shift is the modifier for all tabs. ctrl+shit+t just creates 1 tab, full of shit
 
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

NeilASCII to Unicode equation beautifier You may well be used to typing equations in ASCII, but with the advent of Unicode we can spruce them up a bit. We can fix Powers (numeric superscripts only) Numeric subscripts Mathematical signs (-, *, / ^ → -, ×, ÷, ↑) Examples: x^3 - 1 = (x - 1)(x^2 + ...

 
user214599
@charredgrass I did it and this happened
 
user214599
 
user214599
lol
 
@MatthewRoh I like that tab next to that lol
 
user214599
8:32 AM
looool
 
what site is this shit ._.
literaly
 
@MatthewRoh You in Korea?
 
user214599
Yea :)
 
So am I! :) I'm visiting my relatives; only here for another day though
 
user214599
﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY?
 
8:35 AM
@StackExchange +1 for this 404
 
user214599
[PANDA ALERT LEVEL 10000]
 
user214599
@Doorknob You're Not in North Korea, Right?(meh)
 
Haha, no, I'm not
 
if he is in north korea he can't speak to us
 
@Doorknob thats exactly what a North Korean spy would say
 
8:39 AM
:O
 
@Doorknob for show more comments, it's i.appendTo("body").center().fadeIn("fast") (jquery fadeIn), working on changing the color atm
 
user214599
Surprising Fact: Kim Jong Un is approximately 120 kg! He got 30 kg more, In 3 Years! wow.
 
@MatthewRoh only a North Korean spy would say that...
 
user214599
So, Theoretically, Kim Jong Un dies in 20 years.
 
user214599
@charredgrass I saw It on a news..
 
8:41 AM
@MatthewRoh exactly what a spy would say
 
now just to hope than north korea will have a better president tyrannic dictator
 
@TùxCräftîñg they dont have a great history of selecting good dictators
 
user214599
see?
 
user214599
 
user214599
8:44 AM
@charredgrass Now can you prove that I am a spy?
 
yes
because you say you are not a spy
and spy says that they are not a spy
so you are a spy
 
but not spy say they are not spy
a spy might accuse others of being spies for no reason
 
user214599
No, spies don't answer those questions.
 
you are suspicious tux
<_<
 
8:45 AM
there's a SPAH creepin around here
 
7 mins ago, by charredgrass
@Doorknob thats exactly what a North Korean spy would say
 
BOYS THERES A SPY
 
the spy is charredgrass because he said that he is not a spy and accusate other guys to be spys
 
@TùxCräftîñg that's exactly what a spy would accuse me of
 
user214599
8:49 AM
 
user214599
lol
 
;_;
y u do dis
 
This is paltry
Tux cannot be a spy
look at the image
 
user214599
lol
 
that is conclusive evidence
however
 
user214599
8:52 AM
user image
2
 
user214599
lool
 
user214599
@charredgrass this is the evidence that you are a spy
 
@MatthewRoh only a spy would forge evidence like this
 
ONLY A SPY WOULD BE THIS META
OH WAIT
OH NOOOOOOOO
 
8:58 AM
conclusion, we're all spies
except me of course
 
only spies says that everyone is a spy except himself :O
2 hours ago, by charredgrass
to clean useless files from linux, try sudo apt-get purge emacs
@charredgrass y u do dis ;_;
 
user214599
Wait I found the real spy
 
user214599
 
8:59 AM
@MatthewRoh What about Helka?
 
IT'S SO OUTRAGEOUS, IT MUST BE TRUE
 
user214599
The second evidence that Dennis is a Spy:
 
user214599
He Outgolfed everyone.
 
I'm not a spy, I'm a Unipants ;_;
 
and what is the first evidence ?
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 you are a spy unipant
 
AAAAA! @_@
 
user214599
No his Body merged into his pants
 
runs away
 
catch him !
 
hi all
 
9:01 AM
Pursues ZYABIN
 
@Lembik hi
 
user214599
\X X/
 |""|
 |   |
--   --
 
@Lembik hi part of all
 
:)
 
9:05 AM
:()
 
user214599
And the most suspicious spy:
 
user214599
 
@MatthewRoh ?????
You mean Calvin's Hobbies?
 
user214599
Yes.
 
9:08 AM
^original profile pic
 
user214599
But he changed his account
 
anyway ^
 
you have ruined it!
 
user214599
The tiger needs a Desert Eagle! (Or at least a P99)
 
9:14 AM
@TùxCräftîñg your mom is still borked, I can't do anything about it!
 
paint expert 11/10
 
user214599
Thats a rifle
 
I can't even run src/yourmom.js directly:
schas002:~/workspace (master) $ node src/yourmom.js hello.ym
/home/ubuntu/workspace/src/yourmom.js:199
    t.run([...data]);
           ^^^

SyntaxError: Unexpected token ...
    at exports.runInThisContext (vm.js:53:16)
    at Module._compile (module.js:373:25)
    at Object.Module._extensions..js (module.js:416:10)
    at Module.load (module.js:343:32)
    at Function.Module._load (module.js:300:12)
    at Function.Module.runMain (module.js:441:10)
    at startup (node.js:139:18)
    at node.js:968:3
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 try updating node
 
9:15 AM
Oh, I had that problem early @zʏᴀʙiɴ101
 
@TùxCräftîñg How to?
 
what @TùxCräftîñg said - you need to update node to 6.0.0 to use ... syntax
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 by using the package manager of your distro
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 nodejs.org click the 6.0.0 button
oh wait, but you're on linux nvrmind
 
D:\your-mom>node -v
v5.10.1
even in 5.xx.xx it work on my machine
 
9:18 AM
schas002:~/workspace (master) $ node --version
v4.4.5
o_o Oh noes.
 
._.
with upgrading node babel will have a chance to work
 
user214599
Its dangerous out there! take this!
 
user214599
 
user214599
[DA-DA-DA-DA!!!]
 
schas002:~/workspace (master) $ sudo n v6.0.0

     install : node-v6.0.0
       mkdir : /usr/local/n/versions/node/6.0.0
       fetch : nodejs.org/dist/v6.0.0/node-v6.0.0-linux-x64.tar.gz
######################################################################## 100.0%
   installed : v4.4.5

schas002:~/workspace (master) $ node --version
v4.4.5
schas002:~/workspace (master) $ sudo n v6.0.0
schas002:~/workspace (master) $ node --version
v4.4.5
 
9:21 AM
 
user214599
Much better
 
I am thinking of posting my challenge to SO.. is this controversial?
 
@Lembik what challenge
 
I don't know how to upgrade node!!!
 
9:23 AM
16
Q: Compute the maximum number of runs possible for as large a string as possible

Lembik[This question is a follow up to Compute the runs of a string ] A period p of a string w is any positive integer p such that w[i]=w[i+p] whenever both sides of this equation are defined. Let per(w) denote the size of the smallest period of w . We say that a string w is periodic iff per(w)

it is getting no love
 
16 upvotes?
srs it's getting love
 
it needs answers!
it can't live off upvotes :)
thank you someone for the upvote :)
 
18 upvotes = 18 * 5 = 90
1 downvote = 1 * 2 = 90 - 2 = 88
88 rep
earned from this challenge
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 sudo apt-get upgrade node?
 
schas002:~/workspace (master) $ nvm install v6.0.0
Downloading nodejs.org/dist/v6.0.0/node-v6.0.0-linux-x64.tar.xz...
######################################################################## 100.0%
Now using node v6.0.0 (npm v3.8.6)
schas002:~/workspace (master) $ node --version
v6.0.0
YEAHFINALLYISOLVEDIT! \o/
 
9:26 AM
@TùxCräftîñg true.. but 0 answers is a disaster as far as I am concerned
 
\o/ .. how does one interpret that?
 
@Lembik it's just too much for lesser minds to fathom
 
ah ok :)
 
schas002:~/workspace (master) $ npm install && npm run build
npm WARN optional Skipping failed optional dependency /babel-cli/chokidar/fsevents:
npm WARN notsup Not compatible with your operating system or architecture: fsevents@1.0.12

> your-mom@1.0.0 build /home/ubuntu/workspace
> babel src -d lib

sh: 1: babel: not found

npm ERR! Linux 4.2.0-c9
npm ERR! argv "/home/ubuntu/.nvm/versions/node/v6.0.0/bin/node" "/home/ubuntu/.nvm/versions/node/v6.0.0/bin/npm" "run" "build"
npm ERR! node v6.0.0
 
9:27 AM
have you cloned the last version ?
 
my question even has a regex in the middle of it!
I mean how much better can you get ? :)
 
@TùxCräftîñg Yes, I did. >_>
One side effect of installing 6.0.0, however, is that I must install all packages from the very beginning.
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 can't just nab all the stuff from the old node_modules folder?
 
schas002:~/workspace (master) $ npm install && npm run build
npm WARN optional Skipping failed optional dependency /babel-cli/chokidar/fsevents:
npm WARN notsup Not compatible with your operating system or architecture: fsevents@1.0.12

> your-mom@1.0.0 build /home/ubuntu/workspace
> babel src -d lib

Error: Cannot find module '../modules/web.dom.iterable'
    at Function.Module._resolveFilename (module.js:438:15)
    at Function.Module._load (module.js:386:25)
    at Module.require (module.js:466:17)
Dabble yoo tee eff.
 
o_o wtf
your node is haunted
 
9:30 AM
purge it
 
nvm purge v6.0.0?
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 nvm?
 
Node Version Manager.
The node version manager.
 
^ == ^^
 
there's a node version manager?
 
user214599
9:31 AM
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
 
schas002:~/workspace (master) $ nvm purge v6.0.0

                                                Node Version Manager

Note: <version> refers to any version-like string nvm understands. This includes:
  - full or partial version numbers, starting with an optional "v" (0.10, v0.1.2, v1)
  - default (built-in) aliases: node, stable, unstable, iojs, system
  - custom aliases you define with `nvm alias foo`

Usage:
  nvm help                                  Show this message
  nvm --version                             Print out the latest released version of nvm
No such command as nvm purge :/
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 No I mean
sudo apt-get purge node or equivalent
then reinstall
 
schas002:~/workspace (master) $ sudo apt-get purge node
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
Package 'node' is not installed, so not removed
0 upgraded, 0 newly installed, 0 to remove and 82 not upgraded.
 
uhhhh
remove everything
 
user214599
maybe nvm install v6.0.0?
 
9:34 AM
@MatthewRoh I did.
 
D:\your-mom>bash
^C
D:\your-mom>^D
[nope]@[nope] MINGW64 /d/your-m
D:\your-mom>
i have borked bash ._.
 
user214599
^This user is a fake tux
 
user214599
He's using windows
 
zyabin101@avista MINGW32 ~
$ bash

zyabin101@avista MINGW32 ~exit

zyabin101@avista MINGW32 ~
$
schas002:~/workspace (master) $ npm install && npm run build
npm WARN optional Skipping failed optional dependency /babel-cli/chokidar/fsevents:
npm WARN notsup Not compatible with your operating system or architecture: fsevents@1.0.12

> your-mom@1.0.0 build /home/ubuntu/workspace
> babel src -d lib

sh: 1: babel: not found

npm ERR! Linux 4.2.0-c9
npm ERR! argv "/home/ubuntu/.nvm/versions/node/v5.10.1/bin/node" "/home/ubuntu/.nvm/versions/node/v5.10.1/bin/npm" "run" "build"
npm ERR! node v5.10.1
Please no ._.
 
@MatthewRoh i am using msys ;_;
...@... MINGW64 /d/your-mom (master)
$ time node src/yourmom.js hello.ym
Hello, World!

real    0m1.842s
user    0m0.000s
sys     0m1.546s

...@... MINGW64 /d/your-mom (master)
$ time node lib/yourmom.js hello.ym
Hello, World!

real    0m1.610s
user    0m0.000s
sys     0m1.343s
the babel version has the double of the size of the normal but run faster ;_;
 
9:42 AM
schas002:~/workspace (master) $ node src/yourmom.js hello.ym
Hello, World!
^ temporary work around
 
user214599
is yourmom a programming language
 
user214599
lol
 
it's a mbomb007 idea
lemme find the chat message
 
user214599
9:46 AM
Great! I'm also making a programming language called WiredBrain(I don't have time to do it though)
 
yesterday, by mbomb007
I think someone should create a language called "Your Mom", just so that during an argument over which language is a better one, they can interject that "Your mom is a better language"
@MatthewRoh ^
 
user214599
Well I may make a programming language called "North Korean"
 
user214599
Then You can interject that "North Korean is a better language"
 
xD
but since your mom is principaly a joke this language have error messages like
> ;_; u fergit file name ;_; y u do dis
 
user214599
@TùxCräftîñg What do you think about a combination of Wireworld and BrainF**k
 
9:51 AM
@MatthewRoh this can correctly melt the brain of everyone
 
user214599
(Also, Wireworld is turing-complete)
 
traduction: GO CREATE THIS S***
@MatthewRoh i know, a 8-bit computer have been done in WW
 
user214599
What about making its name "WiredBrain"
 
good name
 
user214599
Brain---Brain---|>|---Brain----||
 
9:53 AM
@Midnightas the : in https?:// is missing in the url of every project in shareyourlang
 
user214599
Brain-----<|=
 
SF servers are very unstable
 
user214599
So, use Github or Bitbucket?
 
Github
 
user214599
I'm trying to use libgit2, but Not working that well.
 
user214599
 
why are you using libgit2 ?
 
user214599
Why not. I just want to use git on C++.
 
Blarg dangit. GPS error lost me a Gastly
It was so cool too ;__;
 
i dont have a tablet so i cant play pkmn go. i prefer pkmn red on gb
 
10:03 AM
@Sherlock9 Oh no, now even you've been infected?
 
@Sherlock9 let me show you a video of song on the worlds smallest violin
 
pkmn go is a virus. the best pkmn is pkmn red on gameboy
 
user214599
I love that sharks actually eat pokeballs in pkmn go
 
@DestructibleWatermelon Relevant(?) XKCD:
 
10:06 AM
@DestructibleWatermelon haha fair enough
 
Fun fact: The frequency of me pressing the backspace button is inversely proportional to how long it's been since I woke up that morning
 
NO MY LIL SISTER PLAY PKMN GO D:
 
 
hi @flawr
 
user214599
@flawr Throw it at your cat! [MEEEEOOOOOOOOOW]
 
10:08 AM
@TùxCräftîñg My (older) sister has been playing GO for 4 days straight at this point
 
10:19 AM
I don't really see the problem with Pokémon Go here
It's not that bad and I now have something to do when traveling
 
pokemon go make you go outside!
 
user214599
And get hit by cars!
 
nonrelevant modified xkcd
 
@Geobits pokestop.online may have some of the data you're looking for (gyms/pokestops)
 
does anyone know the term for the phenomenon when any invention/innovation at all makes things better? For example in the workplace.
 
10:29 AM
0
A: Showcase your language one vote at a time

TùxCräftîñgYour Mom Factoid Your Mom is a golfing language created because of a mbomb007's chat message on TNB: I think someone should create a language called "Your Mom", just so that during an argument over which language is a better one, they can interject that "Your mom is a better language" S...

 
hi @Gareth
 
upvoted
get on that snippet, @TùxCräftîñg
 
3
A: Showcase your language one vote at a time

TùxCräftîñgYour Mom Factoid Your Mom is a stack-based golfing language created because of a mbomb007's chat message on TNB: I think someone should create a language called "Your Mom", just so that during an argument over which language is a better one, they can interject that "Your mom is a better l...

3 upvotes OK
 
10:48 AM
@TùxCräftîñg gotta go fast
 
@TùxCräftîñg Don't mind if I add some catalogue answers in Your Mom?
 

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