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7:00 AM
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ no im using import which node doesn't support
I'm also targetting older versions of node
idk
 
@Downgoat plus that
 
Anonymous
Solution: don't target older versions
 
though i could make it require and make Cheddar a LOT faster
 
Anonymous
By the time you release Cheddar, everybody will have caught up to the latest version
 
downloads pokemon go apk off mirror
 
7:01 AM
and my lot a mean faster than a goat running towards an unlimited tin can supply it just recieved
 
@Downgoat How will it be alot faster?
 
Hmm. I wonder if they transmit data encrypted... if not, I can think of some interesting things to do if I can reverse engineer the protocol.
 
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ babel import is slow because it tries to solve circ deps. on itself which results in lots of uneeded FS reads
 
@Geobits 1. interesting? 2. how would encryption prevent that
 
7:02 AM
@Geobits brb decompiling
 
Anonymous
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan Ahh crap now I've gotta add it all up
 
Anonymous
Does virtual/cloud storage count?
 
Uhmmm...
Actually idk
 
yeah thats a good question
 
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan answer: too much
 
7:03 AM
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ 1) If I can ping the server without opening the app and get useful info back, I could save battery by only going into the app when I know something's nearby. 2) Trying to reverse engineer encrypted trafic is not something I want to try.
 
I have no clue how much cloud-storage I have available. Probably quite a bit through dropbox-google combined but I don't really know.
 
@Geobits but if you have the full source, why would you need to reverse engineer it?
 
Damn. Who here has 10TB+?
 
I doubt I'll get the full source in an easily readable form. Most publishers take at least basic steps to minimize that. I'm sure Niantic knows what they're doing.
 
Anonymous
I have 5 TB just in internal hard drives across the 3 computers and 2 laptops that my gf and I collectively own
 
7:05 AM
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan ._.
 
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ I was more interested in the apk for the data it might have. Assuming it stores some things in the app data, you'd probably have enough for a mini-wiki right there. Max CP based on level/species, etc.
 
cheddar> for(i=0;i<5;i+=1){for(j=0;j<5;j+=1){print[i,j]}}
[0, 0]
[0, 1]
[0, 2]
[0, 3]
[0, 4]
[1, 0]
[1, 1]
[1, 2]
[1, 3]
[1, 4]
[2, 0]
[2, 1]
[2, 2]
[2, 3]
[2, 4]
[3, 0]
[3, 1]
[3, 2]
[3, 3]
[3, 4]
[4, 0]
[4, 1]
[4, 2]
[4, 3]
[4, 4]
\o/ \o/ \o/
 
Anonymous
Plus 2.5 TB in external hard drives, close to 300 GB in portable media (USB drives and SD cards)...
 
My SSD is 256gb... o_o
 
I have a little bit less than 3 TB for myself. If you count my work laptop (which I don't technically own) I'd be just over 5TB.
 
7:07 AM
(I really should get around to getting an external backup drive some time soon, though.)
 
@Geobits Decompiled apk to smali, has 125MB of resources
Have no idea what it is yet
 
:D
 
Anonymous
@Doorknob I use SSDs and HDDs in a manual hybrid setup
 
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ wat you can decompile apk?
that seems insecure
wat if i kept a SQL database password in apk
 
Probably loads of images, and basic databases for stats.
@Downgoat Umm, don't do that?
 
7:08 AM
:| too late
 
Anonymous
I'm going with 5-10 TB just based on physical storage in my apartment
 
@Downgoat APK is really just ZIP anyway, so...
 
o_o
 
Well, more like a JAR, but...
 
@Geobits Pokemon Go is Unity-based though, it will be a pain to extract assets from
 
7:09 AM
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ Hmm. I have some experience reading and deciphering game DBs. Like I said, I'm going to give it a shot tomorrow and see if I get anywhere.
 
Anonymous
@Downgoat Obviously you would use an assymetric cipher with the server for that
 
My node.js is telling me ... is an unexpected token in var hold = [...text];, anyone know why? I'm on node 4.4.7
 
@Geobits There are tools for decompiling Unity assets, it's just that they're painful to use
 
@charredgrass it doesn't support spreading
 
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ Even better :D
 
7:10 AM
@charredgrass Works for me (although I'm on 6.3.0 apparently)
 
use 6.x.x
 
alright thanks
 
though you should probably keep LTS installed
 
> Tor
Tor is a web browser?
 
7:11 AM
Yes
 
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan yay im in the minority again as Safari :D
 
@Doorknob Yes?
Why not?
 
Anonymous
The Tor Browser is just Firefox with a bunch of security/privacy extensions and preconfigured to use Tor
 
@Downgoat I'm the other 1-vote option... .-.
 
7:12 AM
IK, but it's called "The tor browser", so I thought I might as well add it.
I couldn't think of any others.
 
@Doorknob a lot of other people use firefox tho
 
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan w3m, elinks. lynx? :P
surf
 
If I could select multiple I'd say Chrome + FireFox
 
I rarely use firefox, but when I do it's usually iceweasel cause I was too lazy to install anything else.
 
hello again!
 
7:13 AM
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan It's usually what now?
 
user214599
Uhh What are you guys talking about
 
oh no
 
Iceweasel. It's debian's version of firefox.
 
i spelt Writeable wrong in cheddar code
 
Anonymous
7:14 AM
I use Chrome almost exclusively. I use Firefox when something on Chrome goes wrong.
 
>_>
 
Anonymous
@Downgoat You spelled it wrong here, too
 
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan Ohh, yeah, that.
 
@Doorknob I have heard of none of those.
 
7:14 AM
@Mego I'm the reverse, Firefox primarily and Chromium installed mostly for the auto-translation feature :P
 
@Mego [tag:blame-ho— sigh
 
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan They're the 3 most popular CLI web browsers (AFAIK)
 
OH, interesting. I've never even tried using a CLI browser.
 
curl? Real programmers manually enter the HTTP requests with netcat.
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan I use w3m to dump HTML attachments into mutt, but that's about as far as my experience in that area goes :P
 
7:17 AM
HTTP? Real programmers embark on a several week trek to the server to write down the binary file they need by hand.
 
8 hours ago, by Doorknob
http://www.pbm.com/~lindahl/real.programmers.html
 
@charredgrass there is also always vim plugin manager to do the job
 
(^^ a highly entertaining read, by the way)
 
@Doorknob Vimscript question: Can you think of any non-hacky way to make this function implicitly end if vim is quit before the delimiter is entered?
 
7:18 AM
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan still ಠ_ಠ for using pthon
 
@Downgoat Please point me in the direction of the officially supported JS-nvim client.
:P
 
22.8% percent python is still 22.8% from righteousness
 
@Downgoat Potato Tubers Have Only Nicknames
 
._.
 
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan I think you're much better at vimscript than I. :P No idea.
 
7:20 AM
Drat.
 
Pthon = slightly golfed python derivative, halfway between pyth and python
 
I constantly run into V problems, and I always hesitate to ask on vi.SE, because I know the reaction will always be "What the hell? Why would you ever want to do that? I think you have the XY problem."
 
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan just tell them you're doing it for an esolang. They'll still think you're crazy but they won't bug you about it :P
 
Anonymous
@Doorknob I like Chrome for the fact that I have a lot of my digital life tied to my Google account. Having a browser that interacts well with that makes me happy.
 
@Mego it also makes NSA happy :P
 
7:22 AM
Chrome is better at cleaning the history than Firefox for my private web-searching..
 
@Mego That's fair. I don't use a lot of the Google services outside of search (except when school requires me to...).
 
@Downgoat Yeah, I suppose. It'd still be obnoxious to explain it every single time though.
@Downgoat LOL, why'd you star vigor? I'm going to delete it once I figure out implicit command-ends and merge it.
 
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan because it uses less python than V
 
Hooray, upgrading node solved my problem
 
Anonymous
7:25 AM
@Downgoat I really don't get your Python hate
 
Last time I got a straight answer out of him, he said it was because python lacks classes and self.
:P
 
Anonymous
I... what?
 
@Mego i've explained it more than once but long story, short: python is ugly
 
@Mego Downgoat's hating Python for no reason is almost a meme at this point :P
 
gasp! A mod... TALKING ABOUT MEMES?
 
7:27 AM
^
 
hides
 
Anonymous
grabs eggs
 
you can't hide, you're stuck on the door silly :P
 
@Downgoat 2fpcwJS
 
7:28 AM
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan :D
 
@Doorknob wat
 
@Downgoat It's a hiding doorknob.
 
how do you know so much about doorknobs ._.
 
What's it hiding from?
 
Experience :p
 
7:29 AM
Mego's eggs?
 
@Doorknob wait this isn't you!
 
@Downgoat he IS a doorknob
thats how he knows!
 
THIS is doorknob:
Jul 9 at 21:55, by Doorknob
user image
 
I can polymorph at will
 
7:31 AM
@Doorknob there's some joke about polymorphing and objects here I just can't think of a good one
 
spongeknob morphpants
 
@Doorknob can you polymorph your avatar into a goat? :3
 
Why would he want to?
 
Why wouldn't anybody want to?!
 
Who wants a goat avatar?
 
7:32 AM
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan ;__;
 
@AayushAgrawal Q_______Q
y u do dis
@Midnightas these are totally the doorknobs at my house
 
:30997898 rip
 
wait nvm that's not even a dooeknob
 
7:33 AM
you have to pat your hand on the goat
 
oh shit its tomorrow >_>
 
Remember how I was making the programming language with the registers that affect the stack that affects the tape?
 
then he baahs and the door items
 
i need some sleep bai
 
7:34 AM
@DestructibleWatermelon if it has a github, put it in the language database
Bai
 
No, I'm still making the spec lol
 
aww, k
 
Anonymous
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan Ahh crap I clicked the wrong one. Pretend one of the single votes is a double vote.
 
I prefer both
 
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan In most languages there's a difference between the two
In ex. Bash, double quotes do substitution while single quotes don't
 
7:36 AM
Not most that I've used.
 
So I only use double quotes when using substitution syntax
 
Actually, I suppose python is the exception, not the rule.
I'm backwards, most of the languages I use do have them different.
 
JS is like python
 
user214599
@Downgoat What if those goat doorknobs got upside down?
 
flip the image
 
7:37 AM
in Ruby single and double quotes are slightly different
 
@MatthewRoh then its a new testcase for upgoat downgoat
 
user214599
lol
 
Who can tell me what this does?

"|".join(map(lambda s: "(?:%s)" % s, regexs))

Not a python expert here, just trying to rewrite this in Java
regexs is a string list
 
turns ['a','b','c'] into '(?:a)|(?:b)|(?:c)'
 
If regexs was ['a', 'b', 'c'], it returns (?:a)|(?:b)|(?:c)
Dammit, ninja.
 
7:38 AM
Aha, thanks!
 
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan hah, even with the same placeholders :P
 
Anonymous
@Doorknob My software engineering professor would love this article. He's on SIGADA :P
 
how do you guys think so fast... I was barely at the lambda...
 
Anonymous
We use Python way too much
 
Clearly I wasn't fast enough...
 
Anonymous
7:40 AM
Also that can be a lot golfier
 
How would you do it?
 
Anonymous
lambda*a:"|".join(map("(?:{})".format,a))
 
I don't need to golf it, I just need to rewrite it in Java
 
There is the ugly '(?:%s)'%')|(?:'.join(x) :P
 
Or if you just want it to be golfier, you could use a different language
 
Anonymous
7:42 AM
@Midnightas Java 8?
 
Yes
I'm using String.join
I'm doing it a pretty crappy way
But it works
 
user212619
Hi anyone is there?
 
Hey
 
This isn't a Salesforce chatroom.
 
7:44 AM
^
 
You might want to try:
(Or one of their chatrooms.)
 
yeah, don't ask us, we're just programmers who make things difficult
 
@Doorknob Why is that blank?
 
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan Is it? Shows up fine for me.
 
Invisible to me, but when I hover over @DrGreenEggsandIronMan's message it mysteriously appears
 
7:47 AM
OH, I get it now.
 
The dark colorscheme.
 
ohhh
 
haha
 
7:48 AM
Oh, whoops, heh, yeah
 
Woopsies, wrong one
 
Wrong screenshot? :P
 
at least it was PPCG related and not like, a nude of yourself
 
7:48 AM
Hahahaha
 
user214599
There was a dark colorscheme?
 
Oh, I forgot to style the (removed) in chat.
 
Anonymous
@Midnightas The best method I can come up with is values.stream().map(s->"(?:%s)".format(s)).collect(Collectors.joining("|"))
 
Anonymous
Well, the best method in Java
 
8 mins ago, by Midnightas
I don't need to golf it, I just need to rewrite it in Java
 
Anonymous
7:49 AM
The best method altogether would be to not use Java
 
D:
 
Streams = the best way in Java
 
@Mego wait: method referring to the fact that it is a method (as in function) or method as in a way of doing things?
 
Anonymous
That's not even meant to be golfed - that's literally the only reasonable way to write it in Java without using unnecessary loops
 
Anonymous
Method as in a way of doing things
 
7:50 AM
Much better.
 
Whoops, I uploaded the wrong one again. Here's the real one:
 
10/10
 
11/10
 
Hi @DestructibleWatermelon
 
7:51 AM
hi
 
So, I have designed most of the spec now
for my layered language
 
user214599
How can I use the dark colorscheme?
 
Cool
 
@cat It's a userstyle I wrote (still WIP, but fairly comprehensive). (Whoops, I forgot it would show up in the screenshot. :P) — Doorknob ♦ 2 days ago
 
353 views on your mom repo the quadruple of golisp
 
7:52 AM
I'll get around to posting it on meta or somewhere once it's in a reasonable state (i.e. doesn't break A51 horribly)
 
Data and commands are used the same; data is modulo'd to get the command.
 
user214599
Oh.
 
hmmm a malbolge like ?
 
user214599
@Doorknob How can I use the CSS?
 
7:53 AM
\o/ Do I have to do it again?
 
@TùxCräftîñg Speaking of your mom: It's still borked on my C9 workspace.
 
Now.. EVEN MORE STARS
 
Anonymous
@Midnightas Working Java code
 
I see a stack-overflow in the near future...
 
Or I didn't check.
 
7:53 AM
oh whoops i forgot to make PPCG-Design's dark theme apply to chat
 
@MatthewRoh I have it installed with Stylish on Firefox
 
Anonymous
> implying A51 isn't already broken
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 ;_; for now run src/yourmom.js but it strane that babel dont work
 
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ Say, did you ever figure out how to style the highlight animations when jumping to a comment or an answer via a link? They seem to be done via JS :/
 
@MatthewRoh It's a UserStyle.
 
7:54 AM
Control flow is made by jumping forward and back, in the stack commands
 
user214599
@Doorknob Any way to do it on chrome?
 
@Doorknob I never thought of that, brb
 
@MatthewRoh There should be a Stylish on Chrome as well, I believe
 
and on firefox ?
 
7:55 AM
never thought = I don't think the dark theme is very good at all (partly since I did it)
 
user214599
Ah, Found it.
 
(i think it will mess up with downgoat's ppcg userscript)
 
@Doorknob Hmm, you should probably upload it on userstyles.org.
 
@Doorknob D: meanwhile, I'm trying to use dark theme, halp (half the text is still black/was reverted to dark colors)
 
7:57 AM
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 Like I said, it's nowhere near complete yet
 
user214599
Wait I can't install the UserStyle you gave me
 
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ Er, yeah, have fun with that
 
my sandbox post has been in for 3-4 days, no comments
why?
is is that poor?
 
@DestructibleWatermelon Patience, grasshopper
 
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Destructible Watermelonking-of-the-hill KotH Chess Warriors. This game will be based on fairy chess, but really could be imagined to be anything else. Submissions will include both: A function that determines the moves of the piece (as in, how the piece can move), called at the start, and a function that determines ...

 
7:58 AM
@MatthewRoh Why not?
 
user214599
I don't know How to apply it :/
 
I'm not sure how it works on Chrome, but you should be able to download the CSS file from my dotfiles repo on Github and go from there
 

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