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4:00 AM
My Jolf baby :3
she's grown
 
Time to golf her!
 
D: DON'T TOUCH HER.
lel
 
Four word limit: fun.
It encourages some creativity.
Can still say much.
 
Hm, nothing on esolangs about it but a deleted page
 
4:02 AM
 
@Dennis Wow, that's so cool.
 
Yeah! Unbelievable, truly--rightly posted here, haha!
 
That's, uh, five words.
Six at worst.
 
What is five words?
 
4:05 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ wat
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I see Bootstrap.
 
@El'endiaStarman ?
 
Oh, forget this limit.
That page looks a lot like you're using a Bootstrap theme of some sort.
 
@El'endiaStarman ... I am.
XD
Too lazy to make my own theme
 
Also, the message you posted before "11 byte hello world" has a five-word sentence.
 
4:07 AM
-- delineates thoughts? :P
 
No, it does not.
 
What is the purpose
of constraining one’s writing
in The Nineteenth Byte?
2
 
Stars. All I see: stars.
 
^^ 'cause that's awesome stuff.
Looks normal on sidebar.
 
wait are you restricting yourselves to four words?
 
4:08 AM
That is the case.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Definitely five words in this one
 
@Timwi No, two separate sentences.
@ಠิ益ಠิStibeOG Only at most.
 
seems fun and hard.
im in
 
4:10 AM
Woot!
 
Everybody join in! So
at
most
four?
 
Do we have to
optimize the number of
lines taken up?
 
You've got it!
 
4:11 AM
Per sentence, that is.
 
I'm making mine prime numbered.
 
I call perfect squares.
 
I’m going to try to avoid using our fifth symbol from now on.
 
[Well,] That's easier.
 
4:12 AM
Writing a haiku
Is easy if you try hard
Eno-u-u-gh
 
It is fairly difficult to avoid said fifth symbol in your Anglo-Saxon communication.
 
The letter e.
 
And anything that has only one prime factor.
 
4:13 AM
@L'ndia congrats :-p
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Timwi is avoiding the use of the 69th and 101st ascii characters
oh
 
@Timwi Bahaha. :P
 
stupid @El'endiaStarman being so obvious
 
I'm choosing three random numbers to avoid
(as ASCII char codes)
 
4:14 AM
@RikerW That's impressive.
 
94, 121, 123
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ post Jolf calculated them
 
@Maltysen lel
I'm avoiding: ^y{
;-;
 
That's easy.
 
I’m familiar with Gadsby, from which my inspiration for this sprung.
 
4:15 AM
Unless you want "easy". :P
 
What is wrong with you folk for omitting our good fifth char in our compiling of - s**t this is hard.
 
Told you :)
 
@El'endiaStarman but ^
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Hahaha. That's your problem. Not mine. :P
 
4:16 AM
I didn't allow my writing to contain it in that though
 
I cannot “at” most of you without violating my goal :(
 
@Timwi HAHAHA
 
@Eridan I saw! Congratulations!
@Timwi Direct replies are numbers...?
Here's a task. Write a haiku. Four words per line. Avoiding our fifth symbol.
 
@El'endiaStarman In typing, truly, but not upon display
 
This contains not an occasion of our fifth char: ಠ_ಠ
 
4:19 AM
Ths cntns nt n ccsn f n vwl
 
Still going with 1 factor digit list, now without !char.
arghh stupid formatting, Intent was photo, not link
 
@Eridan Sounds like a line. From Richard III, methinks.
 
This is a haiku.
You hunt similar to dogs
For our fifth char. NO!
 
I cannot do that.
Only lunatics do that.
I’m not an idiot.
4
 
@Eridan Five words, second line.
 
4:22 AM
Oh, a word count. Oops
 
Yay still no ℮, that is not ascii char.
 
can someone upon an issue on jolf saying that the tilde doesn't work
 
What?
 
[shrug] I dunno.
 
I can us℮ ℮ inst℮ad of ℮. Wh℮℮!
 
4:23 AM
Poor Eridan. :P
 
Guys... I cannot follow this chat and also absorb Jolf docs...
 
@RikerW I think that's cheating.
 
@Timwi :O You're reading them?
 
@Timwi I admire your dedication.
 
I was trying to! But now I can’t stop thinking of words without the fifth symbol!
 
4:24 AM
What is this fifth symbol people keep mentioning?
 
XD I should warn you, the docs are a bit... outdated.
@AlexA. eeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
This is a haiku.
Thoughtfully, you look away.
Golfing is too hard.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ That's more than 5 symbols.
 
Timwi claps :)
 
All should visit this,
our chat room application
for lipograms EEEEEEEE!
 
4:25 AM
@AlexA. e
 
@Timwi I saw that. ;) :P
 
@El'endiaStarman No shit, so did all of us.
 
Hark, doth "(removed)" point out that I hath writ a disallowed char?
 
@Timwi Lucky; your name works.
 
4:26 AM
@AlexA. would a question about Gauss-Legendre for my AGM series be a dup of this one?
1
A: Calculate π with quadratic convergence

Niklaus Messerlibc and Newton's method, 43 bytes Newton's method for finding zeros of any function converges quadratically and the algorithm is way simpler than for Gauss-Legendre. It basically boils down to: So here goes the according snippet: n=20;x=3;scale=2^n;while(n--)x-=s(x)/c(x);x A bit more reada...

 
no longer using e
Aw shoot what did I do
I will use francais parfois
Is that okay? :P
 
Ye cheater! :P
 
It is not! XD
OOC: <= 4 words an with out the fifth symbol
 
i should change that last line to "for haiku sans EEEEEEEE!"
 
@quintopia yay, you should
 
4:29 AM
Anyone else hear about the major Valve game leak?
 
这个一句没有英文文字
 
@GamrCorps WHAT
 
@GamrCorps breaking news all of their games are really just Nethack
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Edit limit for him.
 
4:29 AM
@Maltysen While the Gauss-Legendre algorithm is really the go-to solution for that problem, it isn't the goal. That said, I do think it'd be a dupe since answers that use the algorithm could be copied without modification.
 
oh just that?
@El'endiaStarman that is not good
 
@Doorknob ಠ_ಠ
 
@GamrCorps ...me is suspicious...
 
sᴄʀᴇᴡ ᴛʜɪs ғɪғᴛʜ sʏᴍʙᴏʟ sᴛᴜғғ
 
Hath ya'll forc'd omission of its capital formation in addition to normal?
 
4:30 AM
ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴜsᴇ ᴍʏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ 'ᴇ'
 
@AlexA. k thanks, going with ln then
 
@Eridan Ни это, кстати
 
@Timwi, I know, but still
 
translate: 这个一句没有英文文字
(from zh-CHS) This sentence does not have English text
 
I shall look at Jolf now and not follow this chat with full focus
 
4:32 AM
translate: Ни это, кстати
(from Russian) Nor is it by the way
 
@Timwi do you mind waiting until tomorrow? I'll have the docs updated then :3
^_^
 
@Timwi D:
 
@AlexA. s/it/this/, for accuracy
 
I'll miss you
 
HOW HAVE I ALREADY USED UP MY {}{}}{ VOTES FOR THE DAY. HOW.
 
4:33 AM
@Timwi Yeah, I figured. Bing is rarely accurate.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ: Okay
 
@IsWrong My knowing of our world's most populous country's lang is not optimal.
 
@Timwi Danke :)
 
@Eridan Said country is China and its lingo is Mandarin.
 
Good night, you golfy people.
 
4:35 AM
@Timwi You show a quality of not-wrong in your words
 
Wha---
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Güd nåt
 
I thought you was going to... uh...
Shit
 
@GamrCorps Yay, I wasn't rick-rolled!
 
> I thought you were going to shit
 
4:36 AM
@Eridan Indubitably!
 
How did rick-rolling show up in our convo just now?
 
El'endia said it?
 
I must hath miss'd a convo from past occasions
 
That's why the reply arrow exists
 
I don't know, I think rickrolling is kind of just generally pervasive.
 
4:37 AM
Oh that's what that is. Wow I'm dumb.
 
I should be doing an essay now... :(
 
You guys fail. Using ’d and “hath” is a bad circumlocution.
 
@Maltysen Write it without "e"! :P
 
I'll be happy if I can get myself to write it at all
 
I had writ "Hath y'all" in th'past, so I doubt our Bard would cry at my poor grammar.
 
4:39 AM
@Maltysen Ha, point.
What's the topic?
 
I'm confused. Are people trying to avoid using the letter "e"?
 
@Eridan Y'all'dn't've complained about that if you saw this message before...
 
@AlexA. Some are, not me.
 
Same
 
(despite living in Texas, I have never actually encountered that contraction in everyday usage)
 
4:41 AM
@Doorknob I was just about to ask
 
@ IsWrong - I am avoiding it, as you can probably construct an opinion of.
 
I don't know who you keep trying to ping.
 
It is thus only two of us doing it...
 
You
 
@Eridan Why don't you spell out his name to be absolutely clear?
 
4:42 AM
Ok
 
You know, just so that there's no ambiguity.
;)
 
@El'endiaStarman causes of the american revolution
 
^^
 
It contains the worst char I can find, so I must not
 
@Doorknob For doing so would run against his goal
 
4:42 AM
@Eridan What contains the worst char?
@Timwi Whose goal?
>:D
 
“our” goal?
 
@Doorknob His own, obviously.
 
ASCII#69 and ASCII#101
 
@El'endiaStarman His ID.
 
@Timwi What is the display name of the other person with whom you share said goal?
 
4:43 AM
>:D
 
I shall show up again in this room soon.
 
@Doorknob I do not avoid it in quoting, for I can do so by writing only digits.
 
@Timwi What do you use to write these digits?
 
@Doorknob A particular mod's alias.
 
That thing with a bunch of buttons on it?
 
4:45 AM
@Doorknob A click of a button.
 
@Timwi Where is this button found?
 
@Doorknob Justly so.
 
You know, that thingy with the big grid of buttons.
I forgot the name. Could you remind me?
 
On an apparatus with two such buttons.
 
@Doorknob Just look it up.
 
4:45 AM
It would be so much easier if you would just tell me the name, wouldn't it? :P
 
You know. My catfood simulator.
 
It's not hard.
 
I am back now
Ugh it didn't work
 
What didn't work?
 
@El'endiaStarman Okay, how do I look it up? That one "search engine" thingy? Gue... goo... guugl... what's it called?
 
4:46 AM
@Doorknob Haha, good try.
 
@Doorknob Bing
 
Googol it.
 
haha
@AlexA. ಠ_ಠ
 
rolf
 
I do wish my valiant try to avoid the char in my display tag was not in vain
 
4:47 AM
@Eridan R? D? A? Which one?
 
Isn't it obvious?
 
Wait...
 
> valiant try to avoid the char in my
> try to avoid the char
 
I was going to say Bing, but I got stuck finding an additional word to add, similar to “justly” but not so stilty-sounding
 
4:48 AM
> avoid the char
> the
 
OH SNAP!
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
> e
>:D >:D
 
O DAM SON
 
Timwi wins. Damn it
 
4:50 AM
@Doorknob wins.
 
this sentence contains none of the last character. TAKE THAT.
 
Take what?
 
This sentence contains no Japanese characters
 
@Ampora Not so... I had that uncouth symbol in my writing too...
 
this sentence contains all of the letters in the string "this sentence contains all of the letters in the string"
 
4:51 AM
Since when did Eridan become Ampora?
 
“Ampora”?... Curious
 
/me refreshes
Oh, now I see it
 
What is an ampora?
 
What is an Eridan?
 
> E
 
4:53 AM
A Daniel that got too Eri.
 
@Doorknob I know
 
Give up? :P
 
Yes. I’m totally going to read Jolf now.
 
It's my icon's final part of his thing that trolls call thmslvs by and this was too hard to put without the char so I just put thmslvs
 
I didn't understand that sentence at all
 
4:54 AM
BTW I personally consider “char” to be cheating, too...
Me neither :)
 
Just look at this: goo.gl/49LZC
 
would have been so funny if the shortened link had an E in it
 
Now that I’ve given up, I can finally say something I was going to say earlier but couldn’t: You could set yourself a lesser challenge by avoiding the letter T instead of E. It’s the second most common in English.
 
now forbidden: the first letter
 
I did originally so I did it again
 
4:55 AM
Ooooh interesting.
 
new challenge
all sentences must be ≥3 words in length
 
Ha! No.
 
For a month I will not put an occasion of ASCII#101... until I can put back my normal display tag.
 
@Doorknob Too easy.
 
45 secs ago, by Doorknob
all sentences must be ≥3 words in length
(Assuming that sentence itself was supposed to be an example. :P)
 
4:57 AM
What th'f*ck, Doorknob? Too much difficulty!
 
haha, that apostrophe's cheating too
 
Our Bard did it so I will too
 
Our Bard was a cheater
 
I can support that notion
 
Our Bard? Moi?
Nuh uh...?
 
4:59 AM
My instructor for our common lang has a sign on our classroom's wall naming him "Big Willy"
 

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