The Nineteenth Byte

Javascript (ES6), 114 bytes a=>a.replace(/[a-z]/g,b=>'ᴀʙᴄᴅᴇꜰɢʜɪᴊᴋʟᴍɴᴏᴘǫʀꜱᴛᴜᴠᴡxʏᴢ'[b.charCodeAt()-97]) // snippet var o = document.getElementById("o"); var t = document.getElementById("t"); t.onkeyup = _=>o.textContent = (a=>a.replace(/[a-z]/g,b=>'ᴀʙᴄᴅᴇꜰɢʜɪᴊᴋʟᴍɴᴏᴘǫʀꜱᴛᴜᴠᴡxʏᴢ'[b.charCodeA...

Alex A.

@DankMemes Idk, seems pretty usual to me

Doorknob

woah look a ginormous shop

Zach Gates

who knows

DankMemes

4:40 AM

Js is shorter than python and ><>

Doorknob

I think I'm gonna rob all the spellbooks and scrolls from this shop

cause I'm a wizard and I want those things

Alex A.

@Doorknob You play video games like my girlfriend. She becomes a kleptomaniac.

Doorknob

pretty sure I'm not a kleptomaniac...

Alex A.

1 min ago, by Doorknob

I think I'm gonna rob all the spellbooks and scrolls from this shop

Doorknob

that's just what you do in Nethack :P

Alex A.

4:43 AM

Haha

DankMemes

Those puns you guys made

Thomas Kwa

@DankMemes you should try beating CJam with TI-BASIC at a non-math challenge

Alex A.

@Doorknob She would probably argue the same for Skyrim and whatever else.

Doorknob

yay one spellbook has been stolen

Thomas Kwa

(sorry for boasting; I'm just really proud of that)

Doorknob

4:44 AM

and another spellbook has been stolen

Maltysen

how many left?

Doorknob

no more spellbooks, still a bunch of scrolls left

Thomas Kwa

What are some times we can recall when a normally verbose language wins?

Doorknob

except the shopkeeper is sitting on them

Alex A.

@ThomasKwa Challenges other than code golf.

Maltysen

4:45 AM

KOTH's especially

Doorknob

ok well I unintentionally stole some food

DankMemes

Speaking of that

Daniel M.

Anyways, chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/240/conversation/oktober-pun-fest

Thomas Kwa

okay, in code golf then

DankMemes

When the heck is the OP for firefighters going to update things?

Still waiting

Maltysen

4:46 AM

we should make a room just for puns

DankMemes

Too lazy to try to set it up myself

Alex A.

@Maltysen The Pungeon

Doorknob

apparently robbing this store is making me hungry

Alex A.

> You produce a whistling sound

Doorknob

A strange whistling sound.

A magic whistle will teleport all your pets to you.

Alex A.

4:49 AM

Is that to act casual while you rob a guy?

And have a snack while you do it?

Doorknob

No :P

So if you grab an item and walk out the shop, the shopkeeper will murder your face off.

But if your pet grabs an item and walks out, the shk doesn't care

so that's the general technique for robbing shopkeepers

Alex A.

shk?

Doorknob

shopkeeper

Alex A.

Oh, okay

You're Hungary

Doorknob

not anymore :P

I ate a gnome

Alex A.

4:51 AM

I guess now you're Poland.

Doorknob

my dog is refusing to steal the one scroll I want the most...

I might just gasp actually buy it

Alex A.

It clearly has a superior moral compass.

Doorknob

ok, well I stole a thing and then I sold it back to the shk and he gave me money

Maltysen

chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/30153/the-ppcg-pungeon

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Doorknob

yay! I ate a floating eye and I got telepathy

ok well I'm going to go to sleep now

Alex A.

4:57 AM

Okay. Goodnight!

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