The Nineteenth Byte

quartata

1:00 AM

But you'll learn something at least

Doorknob

@quartata Have you had any ascensions? (And if so, conducts?)

quartata

@Doorknob 0 ascensions.

Doorknob

Have you gotten close? :P

Alex A.

@Geobits No tables must be flipped if you recognize that ಠ_ಠ isn't my sock.

quartata

I do try to stay atheist and I always kill myself if my pet dies. I guess that's conduct.

3

Alex A.

1:00 AM

haha what

quartata

@Doorknob DL10, XP level 9 is the farthest I've gotten.

Doorknob

@quartata Atheist is one of the... more challenging conducts.

Geobits

@AlexA. I make no judgement on that. But you seemed to be calling to him for aid or something.

But in the interests of seeing tables flipped, I think he's your sock.

Alex A.

> I always kill myself if my pet dies

quartata

@AlexA. Yeah.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

1:01 AM

Some dude just upvoted, like, tons of stuff of mine .____.

quartata

Not actually that strange.

Doorknob

Eh, you can always toss some food to a stray dog or cat or horse or something if your starting pet dies

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Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Do I have any of you to thank for that?

quartata

@Doorknob I know. But I always feel guilty.

Alex A.

1:02 AM

> I do try to stay atheist

But I just keep thinking about Jesus.

Geobits

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Not much to thank for. It'll get reversed if it was too much.

quartata

Same thing happens in MC whenever my pets die

Doorknob

@AlexA. nethackwiki.com/wiki/Conduct

quartata

@AlexA. Atheist in NetHack means you don't use an altar, sacrifice anything or pray.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Geobits ?

Doorknob

1:02 AM

@quartata or talk to a priest

quartata

It's a fairly difficult conduct actually, along with vegan.

Doorknob

aka no intrinsic protection

quartata

@Doorknob Ah yes.

Alex A.

Oh dear god

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

ahem keep religion talk to a minimum ?

Doorknob

1:03 AM

@AlexA. Only 262? I expected more...

Geobits

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ There's a serial voting script that runs once a day to check for that kind of thing. If it thinks it was someone just voting up all your stuff, it'll reverse the votes.

Doorknob

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ By Anhur...

Zizouz212

@AlexA. Ooh... Is that a reference to me I just came back? :P

Doorknob

@Geobits Yes, it runs at 2:00 AM UTC, and I believe the minimum threshold is three up/downvotes.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Geobits Lol. I think it was the same person, so I'm going to lose all that rep ;-;

Alex A.

1:04 AM

@Geobits ┻━┻ ︵¯\_(ಠ_ಠ)_/¯︵ ┻━┻

Doorknob

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yeah it was definitely the same person

@AlexA. hey that's my thing :P

Geobits

Yep. Looking at your profile, it definitely looks like it to me.

@Doorknob Yes!

Phooey.

NEWS FLASH

1:04 AM

14 upvotes all within a minute or so on all different posts, lol.

Alex A.

@quartata I would have a hard time conducting in this game.

Doorknob

@AlexA. 'tis a most unholy combination of ಠ_ಠ, (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻, and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Alex A.

I know this

quartata

@Doorknob's spiciest meme has been stolen by @AlexA from the Museum of All Things Doorknob.

Doorknob

@AlexA. Well, polyselfless and polypileless are pretty straightforward.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

1:05 AM

@Doorknob It was probably my friend >_<

quartata

He is currently on the run, and the Keystone Kops are looking for any informations as to his whereabouts.

Doorknob

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yeah, don't worry about it. The script will do its thing, some time in the next 24 hours.

Zizouz212

@Doorknob Ya still like to ping?

Alex A.

No, he's given up pinging.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Oh well.

Doorknob

1:06 AM

@Zizouz212 Wherever did you get that idea?

Alex A.

He swore off it after spending a while in ping rehab.

Oh, looks like he's relapsed.

@quartata shhhh

quartata

I hope he didn't see that

Gotta keep up a good second impression

Doorknob

Okay, the chat topic is taking effect. I should get back to my biology homework. After I finish that I can go play Nethack for @AlexA. :P

Zizouz212

haha

Alex A.

@Doorknob :D

quartata

1:07 AM

I have to finish this apple and my PBASIC answer. Then I'll play some NetHack for you.

Zizouz212

@Doorknob Ooh... Bio

Geobits

Biology is easy. Babies grow up and make more babies. QED.

quartata

You'll probably learn more from watching @Doorknob except I'm actually good at Tourist and he's not shots fired

Zizouz212

Ha, I'm in Canada. Tomorrow is Thanksgiving suckers!

Geobits

@Zizouz212 That's cool. Except for the Canada part :P

Doorknob

1:08 AM

@quartata Tell that to my genocideless Tourist ascension!

quartata

@Doorknob REALLY

Doorknob

(mostly because I couldn't find any geno scrolls for the life of me)

quartata

FITE ME

Zizouz212

@Geobits Oh, sorry 'bout that. (I'm feel kinda sassy now)

quartata

TELL THAT TO MY DL8 VEGAN TOURIST NON-ASCENSION

Doorknob

1:08 AM

hahaha

quartata

The only reason why I haven't ascended is because of my horrible relationship with !rngattitude

Alex A.

You're a vegan tourist?

quartata

Yes.

Geobits

@Zizouz212 Nah, Canada's fine. I've only been there a few times, but it seemed nice enough.

The Toronto area anyway.

Alex A.

@Geobits Go to Vancouver and Victoria, BC. Are nice.

Doorknob

1:10 AM

The entire Tourist class is actually a reference to Terry Pratchett's awesome Discworld series.

Zizouz212

I live in Toronto :)

Alex A.

Supposedly Montreal is as well.

Zizouz212

@AlexA. Old Montreal is beaaaaaaautiful :)

Alex A.

@quartata Is that IRL?

quartata

⁣@Doorknob If I can find the transcript there's a fairly amusing five minute half crying half rant with Rodney in IRC

Alex A.

1:10 AM

@Zizouz212 Oui, so I've heard. Never been though.

quartata

@AlexA. No. Not a vegan.

Maltysen

what do people think of a challenge about small-caps conversion (inspired by @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ username)?

Doorknob

@quartata :D

Alex A.

@quartata But you're a tourist IRL?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Maltysen YES.

Geobits

1:10 AM

The one time I went for more than a day or so was to Toronto (for aboot three weeks). I've heard other places are more "Canadian", whatever that means :)

Zizouz212

@AlexA. A lot of Canada is beautiful :D

quartata

@Maltysen Seems dece.

Doorknob

There's no official transcript but I do know that people keep logs

quartata

@AlexA. No...

Alex A.

Oh.

quartata

1:11 AM

@Doorknob My IRC client keeps transcripts I believe.

Doorknob

Wow, chat's super active for a weekend O_o

@quartata Mine too (irssi).

Alex A.

@Zizouz212 I like the Vancouver, BC area.

Zizouz212

Vancouver is really nice, but reaaaly expensive

Alex A.

I remember. I had to go there for a conference many years ago.

"Had." I chose to go a conference there.

The convention center is very nice.

quartata

Dammit I thought Xchat kept a transcript

Ah well here's how it went.

Alex A.

1:13 AM

"Blah blah blah, I'm Doorknob," said Doorknob. The end.

That's how it went?

quartata

<Rodney> quartata (Wiz Elf Fem Cha) was killed by a vampire bat

<quartata> !rngattitude

<Rodney> The RNG is benevolent.

<quartata> lies

<some random guy> !gt BAT

<Rodney> Go Team BAT!

<quartata> sigh

<quartata> !coffee

Doorknob

lemme guess it's like 1000°K

quartata

It was 197 K

<quartata> Now he's trying to kill me via hypothermia for exposing his lies.

<quartata> !rngattitude

<Rodney> The RNG wouldn't give you an answer anyways.

So yeah that was that.

Doorknob

oh hey, I found myself on NHQDB :P

< KeyboardFire> ?> /[1]
< Rodney> /[1/2]: Symbol: '/' A wand.
< ChrisE> :/
< elenmirie\splat> ^^ a wand of meh

quartata

Haha

Maltysen

1:16 AM

strange though

Small caps

In typography, small capitals (usually abbreviated small caps) are uppercase (capital) characters set at the same height and weight as surrounding lowercase (small) letters or text figures. They are used in running text to prevent capitalized words from appearing too large on the page, and as a method of emphasis or distinctiveness for text alongside or instead of italics, or when boldface is inappropriate. For example, the all-caps TEXT IN CAPS appears as text in caps in small caps. They can be used to draw attention to the opening phrase or line of a new section of text, or to provide an additional...

says only q is missing, but x is also not in the table

quartata

Also

<Rodney> Ixibar (Mon Hum Mal Neu), 3881 points, T:1453, killed by a hallucinogen-distorted owlbear

kek

Alex A.

Green eggs and slam.

Doorknob

ᴜʜʜ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴇxɪsᴛ: ǫx

quartata

You know, we should got to Area 51 and propose nethack.stackexchange.com

Doorknob

Alex A.

1:17 AM

^

nethack exists

quartata

Yeah but that's just general games.

NetHack has enough complexity layers that it could be its own site

Alex A.

There's a tag for NetHack. Just ask questions there.

Can != should

quartata

There was a tag for code-golf on StackOverflow too.

Alex A.

Many moon

s ago

quartata

Yet we exist.

Alex A.

1:18 AM

We do?

quartata

@AlexA. Yes but still

Maltysen

@Doorknob oh. thanks

screw you, wikipedia

Alex A.

@quartata Well the thing is that code golf doesn't fit into the scope of SO. NetHack fits perfectly fine in the scope of Arqade.

Zizouz212

Wikipedia is cool.

Alex A.

@Maltysen Lies.

Doorknob

1:19 AM

Wikipedia is almighty

Alex A.

Incorrect

Zizouz212

?

quartata

I was going to make it right...

Zizouz212

Wait what?

Doorknob

@quartata No point in doing that when it's already a reply

Alex A.

1:20 AM

Dr. Quartzo hasn't figured out the magic yet.

Doorknob

Nothing...

Zizouz212

@Doorknob Screw your stupid pings...

quartata

@Zizouz212 Just a strange bug with hyperlinks

Doorknob

>:D

Alex A.

>:D

<:(

Doorknob

1:21 AM

@quartata SHHHHH

quartata

Then put an invisible char for the description

Doorknob

SILENCE

Zizouz212

:24649908 Why would I do that?

quartata

Enact your revenge

Alex A.

NO

quartata

1:21 AM

@Zizouz212 Because he's dragged you into this horrible place multiple times

Doorknob

Because I wut?

Zizouz212

Wait what?

Why was my message removed?

quartata

It's a cover-up!

Zizouz212

> Stack Exchange deleted this message

o_O

quartata

Wait, what?

Doorknob

1:22 AM

Wait, what?

Zizouz212

Ummmmm...

quartata

OK that is weird.

Doorknob

@AlexA., did you flag Zizouz? ಠ_ಠ

quartata

ಠ_____ಠ

@AlexA. You have a lot of explaining to do

ಠ___________________ಠ

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

ಠOಠ

quartata

1:23 AM

One second going to make a CJam program to make arbitrary length ಠ_ಠ

Doorknob

puts"ಠ#{?_*n}ಠ"

Zizouz212

Hmm...

Justin

Ruby ftw

quartata

@Doorknob Yeah but that doesn't take stdin input.

Zizouz212

Where did the Alex go?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

1:24 AM

I wish I had the power to execute arbitrary pieces of JavaScript code on arbitrary person's page.

Doorknob

puts"ಠ#{?_*gets.to_i}ಠ"

Alex A.

brb dinner

Maltysen

should I write the entire spec in small caps?

except maybe the snippets

Zizouz212

@AlexA. Oh lol, ok :)

Justin

@Maltysen No

Doorknob

1:25 AM

Okay, I'm almost done with that biology homework. But Aditsu's Law is continuing to take effect!

Justin

No capitalization makes me mad.

when ppl tlk liek dis

Zizouz212

@Doorknob So funny watching people panicking with homework xD

Geobits

Small caps has capitalization.

I write in small caps pretty often.

Justin

Small caps has no capitalization. At least where I'm from, the word "capitalization" in this context refers to proper capitalization.

Zizouz212

@Justin Small caps?

Maltysen

1:27 AM

@Justin you just use normal caps.

Doorknob

@Zizouz212 psh there's no school on Monday

Justin

I'm confused

Doorknob

I just don't wanna have to spend my Monday doing excessive amounts of homework :P

Zizouz212

@Doorknob Wait, I thought Canada and the US had different Thanksgiving days?

Geobits

That's one way to look at it. If you count "bigger letters", easily distinguishable, it's easy to capitalize.

Doorknob

1:27 AM

tomorrow's Columbus Day

quartata

"ಠ"\,"_"\{;_}/"ಠ"

Why doesn't this worky

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I don't have tomorrow off ;-;

Zizouz212

@Doorknob Columbus Day?

quartata

@Doorknob Not to sound unpatriotic or anything but it drives me nuts that's celebrated. Columbus was buried in handcuffs. That should tell you a bit about what people thought about him.

Zizouz212

Wait, the Spanish dude?

That tried to find India?

quartata

1:29 AM

Yeah that guy

Doorknob

Yeah Columbus Day is one of the most useless holidays that there are. (Other than that I get to have a day off of school)

Justin

@Maltysen I think I messed up and thought of lowercase, whereas small caps would be this: Lᴏʀᴅ (that's one of the only words I've seen like that)

Sorry...

Doorknob

Yes, he's the guy that supposedly "discovered America"

Zizouz212

@Doorknob Ha, that's funny.

Geobits

@quartata They get a day off here on Friday. So close to Columbus Day, but they don't call it that. It's the Fall Holiday according to the school board ;)

Zizouz212

1:30 AM

Fall Holiday?

Like, for Autumn?

No offence, that's the stupidest holiday I've ever heard of.

quartata

hue hue

Doorknob

color color

Geobits

Yea. Just like they had Yom Kippur off, but it was called something else. The two weeks off at Christmas is the "Winter Break", etc. It's all a PC game.

Zizouz212

saturation saturation

Geobits

Basically, some people got offended that the kids got off for Christmas and Easter, but not holidays for other religions. So instead of giving them tons of holidays, they just changed all the names on the schedule.

Zizouz212

1:32 AM

@Geobits Where is this?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

good night

Geobits

Florida here, but I know it's done in a few other places also.

quartata

But seriously can any CJam experts tell me what is wrong with my code?

"ಠ"\,"_"\{;_}/"ಠ"

Geobits

Besides it being CJam?

It looks suspiciously like a mutant emoji.

Zizouz212

@quartata That's a language?

Justin

1:34 AM

@Geobits Reminds me of something I learned about last year. It's called "Fall Break". Apparently kids get an entire week off in the Fall, just like Spring Break. Distinct from Thanksgiving, it seems.

Doorknob

@Zizouz212 sure, it's one of the most common here on PPCG

It's basically GolfScript++

Zizouz212

Geez... no offence, but what do you guys do?

Doorknob

> abandon all work, ye who enter here —aditsu

El'endia Starman

n["_"]"ಠ"d1R(O).

Geobits

Hey, don't lump me in with the CJammers. They're a breed of their own, and don't mingle well with others.

Zizouz212

1:35 AM

Just watch this being a language...

&*(%&$#$J# % |}":/';#$

Justin

@Zizouz212 Homework, coding, homework, coding, math, coding, homework...

Zizouz212

Wow...

So is that gibberish a language?

quartata

@Zizouz212 Wanna see what a sample program for the Java golfing language I'm working on looks like?

@Zizouz212 Yes.

There's worse, trust me.

Doorknob

@Zizouz212 It's probably Perl :P

Geobits

@quartata Yes, let's see.

El'endia Starman

1:36 AM

@Zizouz212 I for one am developing a (2+1)D stack-based semi-golfing language. :P

quartata

pastebin.com/8RsVMjjk

Contains unprintables.

Zizouz212

Wow...

Doorknob

Here's FizzBuzz in Snowman:

)1vn101nR:du*_/3NmO0eQ)(#5NmO0eQ
}~(~%@or(%nO?_/)#%@{%@tS?)aRsP@@
"Fizz"_aRsP\"Buzz"aRsP?)10wRsP;aE

PhiNotPi

@Zizouz212 Check out this list: meta.codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/6918/…

quartata

It accomplishes this challenge: codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/57802/…

Geobits

1:37 AM

I assume Sy.o is a System.out?

Zizouz212

> What programming languages have been created by PPCG users?

o_O

quartata

Sy matches System, o matches out, ` matches the 7th function of o on an updraft (printf)

Doorknob

Oh yes, language design is very fun. You should see Martin's Hexagony.

Justin

Quick question: do you guys have an opinion on the future of programming languages? Basically, at some point, processor clock speed cannot increase, but number of processors can, so we should be aiming for easily multithreaded languages, right?

Zizouz212

Is that a language that where you make hexagons to code?

El'endia Starman

1:37 AM

@PhiNotPi Oh, that reminds me to add my entry to that.

Zizouz212

And that person made this?

Geobits

So the start is an import?

quartata

\2 matches the second package (java) on a downdraft, `2 matches the second package (time) on a updraft.

Yes.

Doorknob

But yeah, CJam and Pyth are usually the main contenders for shortest code, and they were both created by PPCG users.

quartata

So that first statement expands to import java.time.*;

Doorknob

1:38 AM

(GolfScript is completely obsolete now)

quartata

$ enables stack mode

Geobits

I look forward to seeing the spec/docs :)

PhiNotPi

Pyth is like Golf-Python-Script

Zizouz212

O_O

Why am I here again?

Doorknob

because someone flagged a thing

Geobits

1:39 AM

Oh, is it flagging season again?

Doorknob

It's always flagging season. :P

Justin

⚑

Geobits

Damn

Zizouz212

Either I feel dumb watching people make messed up languages, or I am "conversing" with a bunch of people who...

quartata

L partially matches a couple classes, so the 2 matches the second to last match (updraft) of those matches (LocalTime). n matches now, g partially matches functions starting with g and the ` matches the last of those matches (getYear)

Zizouz212

1:40 AM

I won't say it for sanity's sake

quartata

Then the result is pushed on the stack instead of being discarded since we're in stack based mode

Justin

🏁⚑⚐🏁⚑⚐🏁⚑⚐

quartata

Oh I forgot the backticks get converted into code

Doorknob

@Zizouz212 CJam and Pyth are unbelievably short sometimes, though.

quartata

Anyways yeah it'll be pretty cool if I can build it.

Zizouz212

1:41 AM

I shall create a language:

quartata

It's 65 bytes which is actually not that short, but it's better than 150 bytes in java

Zizouz212

for i in sys.stdin: if i == '.': print 'WHY DOORKNOB?'

I call it...

Doorknob

@quartata if your baseline is Java you're doing something wrong ;)

Zizouz212

Why Doorknob?

Geobits

Yea, Java would need quite a lot done to it to make it competitive :)

@Zizouz212 Wynaut?

Zizouz212

1:42 AM

@Geobits WOBBBBBUFFFEEETTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Justin

Sometime when I have free time, I'll construct a functional golfing language. Naturally, the first step is to create a non-golfing language. Wonder if I should code the compiler/interpreter in C++ or in Java...

PhiNotPi

@Zizouz212 esolangs.org/w/…

quartata

Because I love Java and I want to golf in it.

This would make it not suck at golfing. Maybe I can figure out a way to make it even better though.

Doorknob

@Zizouz212 That doesn't count as a language, according to meta policy. :P

Geobits

@quartata That's not Java though. Just golf in Java, it's a nice challenge :D

Justin

1:43 AM

@quartata How about import everything from java.util (and subpackages?) by default? And perhaps from javax.swing or whatnot (just be careful of name collisions).

quartata

@Geobits The only thing that makes it different from Java is the syntax.

Zizouz212

@Doorknob Well, my policy is currently in effect

quartata

It's basically like Pyth in that regard.

@Justin The reason why is because then it would make short matching difficult.

Justin

Okay

quartata

Just typing an i would import all packages if you want.

Geobits

1:43 AM

@quartata Maybe, but then what's the point? :P

quartata

See here the reason why I'm able to match so shortly is because there aren't a lot of classes imported

PhiNotPi

> import *;

quartata

@Geobits It makes it fun

@PhiNotPi Doesn't work in Java actually.

PhiNotPi

I know

Zizouz212

Wobbuffet mega compilation

►

@Geobits ^^

That's like... My jam.

quartata

1:44 AM

There is no such thing as a package hierarchy in Java which is what makes it very strange.

@Zizouz212 Your CJam

Geobits

@quartata Meh. I'd rather just code it out than code it out and then change the syntax after looking up what order methods come in each class.

quartata

ba dum tish

Justin

@quartata Are you doing operations in infix? You could get rid of the infix and go to postfix or prefix right? Everyone loves RPS.

Doorknob

oh btw @Zizouz212, I told TheWobbuffet about you. He tells me you fought to the death? :P

Zizouz212

What?

Doorknob

1:45 AM

that other guy on SE with a wobbuffet avatar whose name is TheWobbuffet

quartata

@Justin RPN would technically work in stack based mode ($)

But not normally otherwise.

Justin

@quartata Hahaha RPS = reverse polish sausage. Having trouble not laughing at that.

I was so confused...

Ah... Him.

^^

1:46 AM

He didn't even have Pokemon... -_-

Justin

(I should have waited until the edit period ended before telling you that @quartata)

PhiNotPi

> This isn't your average everyday line noise, this is advanced line noise.

quartata

I probably would have noticed.

@Zizouz212 1{"WHY DOORKNOB?"p}h

PhiNotPi

RPS = rock-paper-scissors

Geobits

Scissors for life

Zizouz212

1:48 AM

@quartata Ah... What?

PhiNotPi

Just some CJam code.

quartata

@Zizouz212 Outputs WHY DOORKNOB? forever in CJam.

Zizouz212

@quartata Oh.

Thats...

interesting.

Geobits

There's got to be a shorter way to output in a forever loop, no?

quartata

It executes the block {"WHY DOORKNOB?"p} for as long as the top value of the stack (1 in this case) is truthy

@Geobits No there isn't.

Zizouz212

1:49 AM

@Geobits #define ever (;;) Then... for ever { xD

quartata

I could do one in fish

Here one second.

PhiNotPi

{print"WHY DOORKNOB?";redo}

Zizouz212

c#

Doorknob

fn main(){loop{println!("WHY ZIZOUZ?");}}

Zizouz212

#define ever (;;)
int main()
{
    for ever {
        printf(":)");
    }
}

Geobits

1:51 AM

@quartata Wow, CJam is more verbose than I thought :P

@Zizouz212 I don't see sharp, but is that missing a } ?

Zizouz212

@Geobits Yes, it is :)

Doorknob

that's... plain C, right?

quartata

@Geobits It's not really. Just that it wasn't designed to do infinite loops.

Zizouz212

@Doorknob C++ :)

Doorknob

but that also works in C

Geobits

1:53 AM

@quartata Responding seriously to jokes is a good way of deflating them :(

Zizouz212

Yep

You could also do this

#define forever for(;;)
int main()
{
    forever {
        printf(":D");
    }
}

El'endia Starman

@quartata In Minkolang: "WHY DOORKNOB?"(O)

PhiNotPi

WHILE 1
DISP "WHY DOORKNOB?
END

Doorknob

In Snowman, I believe the shortest way is }:"WHY ZIZOUZ?"sp;bD

Geobits

class A{public static void main(String[]a){for(;;)System.out.print(":D");}}

Doorknob

1:54 AM

(because, ya know, Java)

Geobits

+1

Zizouz212

forever {
    printf("Why Ziz?");
}

PhiNotPi

!{WHY\ DOORKNOB\?`}

Justin

@Geobits That might be the only time I've seen a "+1" from Geobits.

Doorknob

while :;do echo WHY ZIZOUZ\?;done

Geobits

1:57 AM

@Justin Use Java more often :P

Justin

@Geobits Guess that means I have to implement my future language in Java, rather than C++.

Doorknob

CJam's in Java, right?

But Snowman's in C++, and Snowman is obviously the better golfing language

Geobits

Depends. Whatever points you get from me might be offset by the horde :)

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