I am installing MS SQL Server 2016 and everything is so professional and slow I presume Microsoft used AI in his installation software.
Is it AI used in this task?
Will use of GPU resource provide me enough resources to make it faster?
Or maybe it is optimal for future quantum computers?
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells HAHAHAHA if we're using phones for that type of workload (TPC-C and H are specific workload types) then we have bigger issues
I had a client with pigeons. We built a transmission system for the arrivals of birds in pigeon races. He was considering adding chips on the birds to keep track of them during flight. It was a bit heavy at that point.
@PaulWhite I mean .. we just had that phones discussion, have to roll out updates to enterprise class software as if it were an app on a phone. Just saying.
Tangent: I watched 7 women... women... sit at a round table together and not say a single word to each other. They group chatted on their phones the whole time. I was flabbergasted.
well it could be a stored procedure, or anything really
@SeanGallardy-Microsoft as in, you guys using CLR behind the scenes like with the newer time zone stuff? I thought we didn't have a choice when it comes to that
The question I am about to ask is similar to the following question:
Do I need to patch Linux for Meltdown/Spectre if the hypervisor has been patched, and I trust the guest?
However, I would like to take the question a bit further or a bit deeper.
Consider the following environment, where a U...
The best thing MS could do with XE is use a time ship to go back to the first release, and ship a complete (and back-compat) Profiler replacement, with the better performance, and more useful events. That would have killed Profiler right there.
@PaulWhite Gotcha, who said that (I'm just wondering, you don't have to say)? some of the undocumented ones... yeah I can see why they are undocumented.
@McNets No, but I stole it from David. Mostly I do it now because 1) it's easy to identify that I work @ MS so I don't have to constantly say "be warned, I work for Micro$oft". 2) I was answering source code related questions and I couldn't find a good way of saying I work for ms and have source access without making it seem like I was giving away secrets...
@McNets Awesome let me try it! I'm such a n00b with this site.