> Absolutely! Here’s a more sarcastic take on the original two:
SQL Slammer Worm (2003) – The Weekend Destroyer
Ah, the early 2000s—when ignoring security patches was basically a company tradition. Enter SQL Slammer, the tiny but mighty 376-byte worm that showed just how much damage could be done when people ignored Microsoft’s warnings. In under 10 minutes, it brought the internet to its knees, crippling banks, airlines, and even emergency services. The best part? Microsoft had already released a patch six months earlier, but who has time for updates, right?