> You know what kind of person loves this? Germans. Picture this - some German bloke comes home from his actual job, probably designing efficient pencil sharpeners or something, and goes "You know what would be great? More work, but pretend work.

I thought it was a joke. "Oh brilliant, I can pretend to be a lorry driver, that's exactly what I need in my life." But turns out, yeah, it actually is what I needed in my life. It’s like a little break for your brain. A mental massage. Just sitting back, letting all the stress float away. Like your brain’s got its feet up with a cuppa, going, ‘Th…