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9:00 PM
@rumtscho The same exact height? I thought usually women preferred men a couple inches taller.
 
Jay
@rumtscho and what height is that?
 
If the world could be saved by reaching for a jar of pickles on top of the cupboard, we'd do it!
 
@Cerberus On average.
 
Jay
@Cerberus btw, are you a man or a women. lol
 
Man.
Or I'd be really tall.
 
9:01 PM
@Sobachatina same exact is best, and deviations in any directions are equally bad - like a normal distribution, a few centimeters don't matter, much taller or much smaller is not so nice.
@Jay 5'9
 
Agreed.
I can't understand why some people seem to care about that.
Just like hair colour.
 
Jay
@Cerberus care about what? height?
 
Hair color is very important.
 
@Jay Yes, care about small height deviations.
@Sobachatina Is it?
Why?
I just don't see it.
 
Not because the color itself is important but because of the overwhelming consistency of my preference towards girls with a particular color.
 
9:04 PM
I see.
I suppose everyone has his ehm things he looks at.
 
Jay
@Cerberus i like light skinned light hair men/women
generally someone taller if a man and someone shorter if a woman. but thats pretty standard
 
Hmm see, I don't really have a preference in height or colour.
But I can understand why others might.
 
Jay
@Cerberus It's weird that I am asian but totaly avoid other asians in terms of a romantic relationship
 
@Jay Oh? Any idea why?
 
Jay
@Cerberus Not sure, I just find white people more attractive
Don't get me wrong, there are some asians ive came across that i thought was attractive but i generally find caucasians more attractive
@ElendilTheTall hey bud, how tall are you?
 
9:12 PM
6' 5"
why?
 
he's probably actually like 4'9"
 
Haha.
@Jay Hmm well, we are flattered.
 
Jay
@rfusca Ahaha
@Cerberus lol you say that like I'm specifically complimenting you
 
@rfusca I swear on my baking stone :P
5
 
Jay
@ElendilTheTall Maybe you are that tall when you are standing on the baking stone
But baking stones are that tall...
Nvm that burn didn't come out the way i imagined in my mind
 
9:15 PM
@ElendilTheTall Hahahaha.
Whatever that is. It's no doubt some advanced cooking thing.
 
@ElendilTheTall you probably don't even have one!
 
I have an uncle who is 203 cm
 
@Jay I'm not shy at taking compliments. Or appropriating them.
 
That seems to be 6'8''
 
well, I don't have to justify myself to you munchkins
 
9:16 PM
sweet, i'm home in time to get my UPS package, thats rare
 
Oh?
Anything good in it?
Or the regular ehm stuff?
@ElendilTheTall jumps up and pushes your hat off
 
Looking at this height table for nationalities, he must single-bodily be responsible for Bulgarians beating the Scots.
 
Hah.
 
@Cerberus new knife for scoring bread
 
I suppose you don't need body height when you're standing on highlands.
 
@rfusca Ohh those weird-coloured knives. I almost bought one last week.
 
I thought the Dutch were the tallest nation
 
We are!
 
@Cerberus many of the bread sites swear by them
 
@ElendilTheTall Only if you look at the self-reported data set
 
9:20 PM
We need to compensate for being below sea level.
 
i ordered it friday and then realized they sell them at target :(
 
The "measured" one places them below Scandinavia
 
@rfusca Yeah I'm sure they are good!
I bought a mill knife.
@rfusca Ohh that sucks.
@rumtscho Where?
On Wiki?
 
@Cerberus I just had a weird image of a flooded Holland with people trying to keep their heads above water.
 
@Cerberus :)
 
9:21 PM
@rumtscho Yeah like that!
 
@Cerberus I misread again, the difference is not measured vs. self-reported, both are self-reported
 
@rfusca do you have a recipe for Chicago-style deep pan pizza?
 
The tall ones are the young guys, 25-34
 
It's like, "pull off your clothes guys, it's that day again".
 
@Sobachatina hope so, I like a serrated knife for scoring and its also got some kind of non-stick coating that i'm hoping with help
 
9:22 PM
@rumtscho Me! Me!
 
25+ are 1.799 m (5 ft 11 in)
 
@ElendilTheTall nope, i've never done chicago-style
 
@rumtscho Yeah, elderly people are short.
 
@Cerberus sure you are among them, but the comparison is skewed, because the other countries count all ages.
 
I fancy trying one of those bad boys with a layer of sausage
 
9:23 PM
@elendil there's one on a question somewhere here
 
as it were
 
So you should be comparing the 25+ record to other countries
 
@rumtscho Then...they should eat more cheese, or adjust their measurements!
 
Which puts you below Norway, Sweden, Lithuania, Denmark, and the Czech republic.
 
@rumtscho That's why I didn't use the Wiki stats, but the ones from that other website.
 
9:25 PM
@Cerberus and who knows what they used?
 
@rumtscho They're all young. No fair.
@rumtscho Who knows indeed!
But it looks better if we're on top.
 
Jay
@Cerberus Ohh thats dirty :)
 
Hey, the dirty mind is yours!
 
Jay
@Cerberus You bet it is :)
 
A dirty mind is a joy forever.
 
9:32 PM
@Elendil - crap cooksillustrated.com/recipes/detail.asp?docid=21349 was free and @derobert swears by it
ping him for the recipe
trying to figure out what kind of bread i should make. we're out
 
Jay
@rfusca oh lordy, how is that possible. How do they run out of bread in bread heaven?
 
lol
 
@rfusca Let you eat cake then.
 
@Sobachatina lol
i'm thinking bba 'light wheat'
 
Jay
9:49 PM
omg just had a bad memory pop up for no reason
Omg i love my boss, he is so awesome
Arggh so annoying. was in the middle of writing a script to fix a database(that i am remotely accessing) and I get kicked off of it.
 
10:06 PM
That sucks!
But it's in the past.
 
@rfusca ugh, is it now behind the paywall?
 
Jay
@Cerberus lol by kicked off it, i didn't mean i was kick off of the work. I meant the remote connection broke(probably because someone carelessly kicked me off without checking if i was actually doing something important first)
 
Yeah I got that!
 
Jay
then what do you mean it's in the past
 
The memory is of something that happened in the past?
 
10:19 PM
@derobert it is behind a paywall, yes
 
@ElendilTheTall I can use the site's email-this-recipe feature, then you'll be able to see it. Of course, I'll need your email address
 
that's asking a lot :)
 
@ElendilTheTall well, I guess it could be a spamgourmet address, I doubt they check
 
Jay
@derobert How does @ElendilTheTall know you won't send him nudies of yourself
 
or whatever disposable address service your prefer
@Jay wait, I wasn't wearing clothes in any of the mushroom pictures I posted. I thought that was OK here.
 
Jay
10:22 PM
@derobert Hah you silly.
Tiem to go home and make my bread
wish me luck and lots of rising
 
@Jay Good risings.
 
@derobert yup
send it to me @derobert and i can send it to elendil
my email is my username here at g mail
 
@rfusca ok, will do
@rfusca sent, let me know if it doesn't work
 
@derobert got it thanks
 
Do we now know everything there is to know about bread? Why can I not think of any questions?
 
10:29 PM
@Sobachatina lol
nah
we haven't really touched much on quickbreads or flatbreads even
this knife looks pretty nice
should have a chance to try it tonight
@Elendil you should have an email at your business address
 
11:08 PM
@Aaronut removed the consistency tag. :)
 
@Sobachatina lol
 
He replaced it with "texture" I suppose to make our tags more... consistent. puts on sunglasses
 
Jay
@rfusca, so in the stretch in fold method from BBA, do i only do that once? It only tells me to do it, it didnt tell me how many times
 
@Sobachatina lol
 
@Sobachatina le sigh, I hate seeing new tags created when they mean the exact same thing as an old tag (or in some cases, mean nothing at all).
 
11:09 PM
@Jay where, what recipe?
 
Jay
ciabatta poolish style on page 136
 
@Aaronut It was funny because we discussed here that the tag was odd.
 
one sec, let me check
 
@Jay He tells he how often to fold
If he only says once, fold once
The focaccia gets folded once every half hour, for example
 
Jay
@rumtscho i see
its stretch and fold and rest, so that means only one repetition then rest
 
11:10 PM
In BBA, stretch-and-fold is a shaping method, not a gluten-developing/kneading replacing method.
 
once
 
Jay
and it also mentions miist with oil
 
one stretch and fold typically include a stretch and fold on each side though
 
@Aaronut now you are here, can I ask what our policy is on old flagged comments?
 
Jay
does that mean a spray bottle?
 
11:12 PM
@Laura It was totally a joke, although maybe some people want to see those people punished further. ;)
 
@Jay yes, he explains it in the beginning. He strongly recommends a spray bottle for baking.
 
Jay
can i just rub a little oil on top? i dont think i have any spray bottles
 
@rumtscho If you're referring to the one I deleted 5 minutes ago... I deleted it. Only because it was completely off topic.
 
@Jay yup, he means an aerosol bottle
 
Jay
@rumtscho lol ok sorry. I haven't had a chance to read through the book thoroughly yet
 
11:12 PM
@rfusca- the top four entries in my inbox are now "chat message on The Frying Pan
lol"
 
@Jay you can do that ya, its just easier with the bottle
 
@Jay Yes, but it should be thin. Better use a brush.
 
@Sobachatina lol
 
Jay
@rfusca gotcha!
 
11:13 PM
I delete comments if they: (a) mention Community Wiki, (b) are arguments, (c) refer to issues that were already corrected/edited, or (d) just stupid/irrelevant.
 
Jay
@rumtscho o i had brushes i use for egg washes. That should be fine right
 
I collect @rfusca's lols.
 
@Sobachatina you should
they're valuable
 
Like bitcoins.
 
@Sobachatina Well, you guys can retag too. Remember the rule of thumb: Valid tags are things you could write a book about.
 
11:14 PM
@Jay sure, but a brush is really overkill. Just rub some on your hands and rub the loaf
 
@Aaronut OK. I wasn't sure whether to do something, because it seemed like such a small matter on such an old question, and comments are allowed to go offtopic. On the other hand, you are right, it was very very silly.
 
You can (and do) find books on texture in cooking (mainly mol-gas), but not "consistency".
 
@Aaronut while you're here, explain that they should not create a tag to define an imaginary regional cuisine for the sake of the contest ;)
 
@Aaronut I do on occasion.
 
@rumtscho You're a mod now, that means shoot first, ask questions later. ;)
 
11:15 PM
like 'far-east cuisine'
we have 'asian cuisine'
 
@rfusca I should write that as a meta question
 
@rumtscho ya
 
Seriously though, don't think too hard about decisions like that. Comments are disposable entities anyway; if it looks stupid or doesn't seem to belong, turf it.
 
"Asian" would geographically cover Saudi Arabia and Cyprus
 
@rfusca Where was that mentioned?
 
11:15 PM
@rumtscho the tag already exists
 
Which I never think of when I say "Asian cuisine"
 
@rumtscho Seriously? If you heard Asian cuisine you would mentally include asia minor?
I don't know of anyone who would do that.
 
if we make it the contest and we get one question on cyprus cuisine, its not going to hurt
@Sobachatina i do....
 
@rfusca maybe our tags are not yet too good, because we haven't had enough differentiating questions yet.
 
@Aaronut earlier today, trying to decide what to recommend for the next contest
 
11:16 PM
The only Google results I get for far east cuisine seem to be for Chinese restaurants. Google says it's not a real cuisine and Google knows all.
 
But we will get them with the contest.
 
i'd suggested asian-cuisine but that created an uproar because we might get indian cuisine questions mixed with chinese cuisine questions...heaven forbid
 
@rumtscho The technically-correct but politically-incorrect term is Oriental cuisine. Asian cuisine may technically include Saudi Arabia and Cyprus but practically it means Oriental + Indian (and surrounding regions).
 
And I can assure you that there is only a chance overlap between people who are specialists in near eastern cuisine and people who are specialists in oriental cuisine
 
@rfusca If you recall- I was all for mixing those cuisines. :)
 
11:18 PM
@rfusca Ah... well yes, that's true. But so what? We could use more [indian-cuisine] questions too.
 
so it would make sense to have different tags in the future
 
Mango lassi bubble tea.
 
@Aaronut we looked at Oriental as well - it's definition varies wildly across various cultures
 
@rfusca Yes, it's a very US-centric term. TFD would throw a fit.
 
Cadjew catli wrapped in rice paper.
 
11:19 PM
@Aaronut thats my opnion
 
The problem is that all of the Asian cuisines borrow from each other; quite a lot of traditional Chinese, Japanese, and Thai cuisine is similar to dishes from Indian and Indonesian cuisine.
 
@Sobachatina Just open up your Asian fusion restaurant already!
 
You can't really separate Indian from "Asian" or "Oriental"... "far east" isn't accurate.
 
i say let it be defined geographically
 
@Aaronut my point was that there are cuisines which are similar and can be lumped together because they use similar principles and ingredients and are cooked by the same people, and that "asian cuisine" includes several such clusters, and we should choose one of them for the contest
 
11:20 PM
like it should be
 
@Jefromi I think I would horrify my potential clientele no matter how the food tasted.
 
@Aaronut which dishes would be common to Indian and Japanese cooking, for example?
 
except nobody can seem to actually define a name for any of those clusters
@Sobachatina just move to LA and it would be 'trendy'
 
We could just say Chinese cuisine and if some korean or thai food slipped in noone would notice.
 
@rfusca It is more important to define the cluster
 
11:23 PM
why?
 
If necessary, we can say "we accept national cuisines from the following countries this week"
 
@rumtscho One obvious example would be Onigiri, which is essentially the same as Indian rice balls.
 
only if its one or two, laura asked that we make it only very few tags
@aaronut - btw, did you see my reaction to the new salt and chicken question ? chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/3589587#3589587
 
@rfusca Why? It can't be extra work for her. You can just make a magical query that will spit out a number for her.
 
@Aaronut Hmm, must look into it.
 
11:24 PM
Obviously, Japanese curries are also somewhat similar to Indian curries (although Thai is closer to both of them).
And Japanese cuisine has a ton of confections that are quite similar to Indian ones, although I'm not too familiar with the specifics (never made any of them myself).
 
@Sobachatina shrug
 
There will always be some degree of similarity between any pair of cuisines - roasted duck is known in China and in France - maybe we should look into the degree of similarity.
 
just respected what she asked for
 
That whole region is just a weird mishmash of borrowed staples and concepts, much like the middle east and the Balkans.
@rfusca lol
 
@rumtscho French-Chinese fusion sounds like something that someone would have thought of already.
 
11:26 PM
I mean, I know how to find topologically connected components in a graph, but compiling the data for the graph we need would be too much work :)
 
@Sobachatina I don't know about French-Chinese, but they did Japanese fusion a long time ago.
 
@Aaronut You could say it for any other place, it is maybe less known. For example, many foreigners are surprised to learn that Germans eat noodles as often as Italians.
 
My favourite is the maki Nutella, haha.
 
That looks fantastic.
 
@rumtscho I'd say that German noodles, Asian noodles, and Italian pasta are all different, though.
Same concept obviously, but different ingredients/methods.
 
11:28 PM
@Aaronut Today, Germans eat mostly Italian-style pasta.
Historically, there was more egg pasta here, but it is still a gradient.
 
@rumtscho shrug well, in this day and age we're all connected, I'm talking about traditional cuisines.
There's actually a word for what happens when recipes and techniques get imported from one part of the world and then re-imported back there in a different way, but I forget the name. It's very common.
 
Question: can we just call the most recent salt/chicken question a duplicate of the original one? Aaronut's answer there mentions the dependence on time: cooking.stackexchange.com/questions/18889/…
 
Yes, I guess we should see it on meta, the question seems to be too "hot" for chat only.
 
I keep looking at that question and feeling like I should do something about it, but I'm not really sure what anymore.
 
@rumtscho Yes and this chat is only "sometimes hot". We can't overdo it.
 
11:31 PM
@Jefromi does it mention the boil first or whatever he's asking though?
 
@Jefromi Before editing, the newest Q included the emphatic assertion that it is not a duplicate :)
 
@Jefromi i keep looking at it for a way to close it lol
 
@rfusca Well, the relation in the answer has a dependence on time but not on temperature, so it seems like it covers it to me...
 
If we don't have any official reason to close, maybe we should downvote it until he gets the hint
 
@Jay - pictures btw, pictures
 
11:32 PM
@rumtscho Well, the question as currently written, if we didn't have his history, actually looks fairly legitimate.
 
I mean, closing is made for clear-cut reasons and should be substantiated, but downvoting is exactly an expression of "I don't like it"
And I like the chicken salt questions less and less
They all seem to start from the false premise that big amounts of salt make it deep into the chicken
 
@rumtscho Only on meta; on the main site, downvoting is supposed to mean "not useful". And quite honestly I find those questions to be not useful; nobody cares about how much salt gets absorbed into the pores of chicken meat when it's cooked. Not even medical researchers because it is completely meaningless.
 
(I'm not sure if there's a hidden dependence on T in that formula, actually...)
 
I'm trying to be sympathetic but if it keeps up, I may start closing them as Too Localized.
 
@Aaronut especially because it doesn't do what he thinks - the whole moist and tender thing
 
11:34 PM
@Aaronut Too localized as in "Only useful in your kitchen because you're crazy"?
 
@Sobachatina lol
 
@Aaronut As written, I'm not sure how that'd be too localized... Closer to "not constructive", really :-P
 
@Aaronut I rarely downvote questions. But if downvoting is meant to be applied to the same questions which should be closed, it doesn't make so much sense.
 
@rfusca Yeah, the logic is so twisted if you actually try to follow it; I have gut problems, and one day I made chicken soup, and it turned out really well, so that must be because it absorbed a lot of salt, which made me feel better afterward, which means that salt absorbed INTO meat (but not in broth!) aids digestion.
It boggles the mind.
 
ya, its ummm...ya
 
11:36 PM
@rumtscho Downvoting is just more of a blunt instrument; it's true that useless question would ordinarily be closed, but a downvote might also be used for questions that are poorly-written, start with a false premise, etc.
 
I would use downvoting for questions which I don't like having around, even if they don't hurt the rules as such.
 
@rumtscho Oh man- we totally should have asked you that one before you were voted in. Talk about buyer's remorse!
 
I've been happy to downvote questions for things like "you should spend a moment on Google before asking",
 
You know the saying, a man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client? I think you can replace lawyer with doctor or dentist and it would still make sense.
 
@Sobachatina if you think it is totally wrong to do it, I won't
 
11:38 PM
not sure there is really a rule on when to downvote, is there?
 
There aren't many questions to which I would apply this logic
 
@rumtscho No- I've just been looking for an opportunity to say that. Carry on.
 
@rumtscho We've had a few "define X" questions where that would apply.
I think I closed/deleted most as off-topic.
We're not a dictionary.
Oh, I remembered that phrase, it's the pizza effect.
 
@Aaronut The "not a dictionary" rule is currently not applied network-wide, right?
 
For what it's worth, the hover text on the downvote arrow is reasonably clear.
@rumtscho It should be - the hover text says "does not show any research effort"
 
11:41 PM
@rumtscho It wasn't made into the close reason (general reference) that many people wanted, but I think it's still generally applied on most sites.
 
I remember that EL&U has it, and some other site wanted it (they wrote about it on their meta) and the decision was not to use it (or at least not to codify it in their faq)
 
Yeah, again, you're referring to the General Reference close reason. IMO it's equally valid to close as Off Topic.
 
@rumtscho it also says "unclear or not useful"
 
@Aaronut That is unbelievably appropriate that your effect was named after food.
 
It's not my effect, but yes.
 
11:42 PM
@Aaronut I think I like "hermeneutical feedback loop" better
 
Not going to go there.
 
Well we considered you a Canadian product, sent you back to Canada which now sells you to tourists...
 
Simply put, we're a Q&A site, not a dictionary or encyclopedia. If you're looking for a definition or a generic explanation of a thing or concept, use one of those.
Same as we do for recipes, right? You want a recipe, use a search engine, not what we're about. Off topic.
 
@Aaronut yup, OK
I must agree that I don't like these boringly simple questions either.
 
There have been various people over the years saying things like "but we want to provide a good search result" - but I think that pretty much falls apart once there already is a good one (or 30).
 
11:44 PM
@Jefromi Hence why people asked for "general reference" - the idea being that a dictionary or encyclopedia is already good enough and trivially easy to find.
Anyway, the end does not justify the means; it's not pertinent whether a question would "provide valuable information" or be better than other search results.
 
well, the accepted and highest-upvoted answer on the general reference request suggest that the quality of the answers a search engine gives does matter...
 
So mainly I just ignore it when people say that. Even when they're truly egregious examples.
 
53
A: Introduce a "general reference" close reason

Jeff AtwoodFYI, this close reason was implemented for testing on http://scifi.stackexchange.com and http://english.stackexchange.com We're still evaluating it. For background see http://blog.stackoverflow.com/2011/02/are-some-questions-too-simple/ And specifically Per the discussion in Stack Exchange...

 
@derobert Yeah, but it was Jeff who wrote that and Jeff who declined the feature (and, more recently, Jeff who left the company)... so, take it with a grain of salt.
 
sure, but it wasn't Jeff who upvoted it 53 times
... well, to a score of +53, so probably more than 53 times
 
11:49 PM
@Aaronut example for what? Because the q you linked is an example for a poll in its worst form.
I thought it was closed because of that, not because it would have been gen ref.
 
given, it was implemented on Scifi and English, which seems to say that different sites can have different close reasons, maybe we can get some of our own. Or get it turned on here. It'll not be turned on network-wide, but if we ask for it, maybe we can have it
 
You know who this is?
They look like two friendly, modern yuppies, don't they?
 
@Cerberus should we know it?
 
@derobert I saw Google results as more of an heuristic than a rule. A perfect hit in the first 3 Google results proves that the question doesn't need better research, but it's still possible for people to ask questions that are easily answered by references sources and just don't happen to be prominent Google hits.
 
11:50 PM
A Dutch politician?
 
Guess again.
 
@rumtscho I was referring to his comment in response to the close.
 
Hint: you know his name.
 
And yes, it is a poll in its worst form also, that's why I labeled it "egregious".
 
Hint 2: appearances deceive.
 
11:50 PM
@Aaronut sure, even if a dictionary doesn't come up in the first Google results, that's still where you go to find out what a word means.
 
Salman Rushdie?
 
@Cerberus Bill Clinton?
 
No, and no. It is a recent picture.
 
@Aaronut also, its Joel who objected to it, and he's still with SO. So assumably that policy still stands.
 
Shall I give the answer?
 
11:51 PM
@derobert Right, that's all I was getting at. Google is a good sanity check but it's not the be-all and end-all of question rating.
 
The guy who wanted to kill Putin? But I didn't read the article, so I don't know his name.
 
It is the murderous dictator of Syria, Assad, and his wife Asma.
 
I guess we actually have our own version of that question...
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Q: Should "general reference" questions be asked and answered here?

AaronutFor some background on the broader topic, see: Are questions that are easily answered with Google appropriate for the site? This is essentially a smaller subset of that. I want to state for the record that I am an ardent supporter of "Google questions" because the whole idea of Stack Exchange i...

 
@Cerberus I don't follow political news, did he do anything special?
 
11:53 PM
@derobert Yerp, and well-received by the meta community, which is why I don't hesitate to close them.
 
@Cerberus what is grondwet?
 
Yep, no one likes general reference questions. There is just some disagreement about where the boundary is, I guess
 
@rumtscho His army has killed thousands of his own civilians in the semi-civil war that has been going on for the past months in Syria.
@rumtscho Constitution.
 
constitution? government?
Ah, OK.
 
Wet = law; grond = "fundament".
 
11:54 PM
I think over a long enough time, every Q&A site eventually gets to the point where all of the really easy questions have either already been asked or are no longer interesting. It's not just general reference but also the vast sea of college-Freshman "how do I learn to cook" questions.
 
This guy's appearance is probably his best PR.
 
It speaks to what we've accomplished here that we can close these without mercy or remorse and still produce plenty of good, useful content.
 
@Aaronut please do not summon September to cooking.SE :-P
 
@derobert Hah, well that is why we close questions.
 
@Aaronut of course, when we get to the point where they've already been asked, they should be closed as duplicates (not as off-topic, not-constructive, etc.)
 
11:56 PM
@derobert It gets tricky when the repetitive AND bad ones also get deleted; that's the point at which you need to create canonical resources, like we did for [food-safety].
 
Sure, nothing wrong with deleting a completely worthless question—but gotta keep in mind, that leaving them open lets Google find them, and direct people who search under those weird terms to the real question.
But yeah, a lot are so bad that no conceivable search will ever hit them
 
Somebody should tell James that if he wants to really get salt into his chicken, he should grind it up to ash consistency and then just mix it into a paste.
Then he'd have just one huge massively-salty chicken nugget.
 
Hey, I was going to have him cut a pocket in the chicken, fill it with salt, then seal with meat glue
 
It might not be tender and succulent though!
 
@Jefromi Ok, so sous-vide, then pulverize.
 
11:59 PM
@Aaronut mmmm, tasty baby-food consistency!
 

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