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22:01
@DavidFreitag nice extension!
@diagprov Thanks. It's not perfect but it does the job.
@DavidFreitag I've been using chatjax for a while, but, the problem is you have to click a bookmark first before it starts rendering.
@l1thal as long as it's not off topic, they won't draw and quarter you
HELLO
WHAT'S GOING ON
22:03
HI
@diagprov Yeah my extension listens on the page load event, and it regexes the url, if it matches something like *://chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/* or something it injects a background script which basically calls the MathJax renderer
hopefully I'll stay connected to the internet longer than 2 minutes
hopefully @BradBouchard will stop MITMSSL stripping my proxies
The full source is on GitHub if you're interested.
IS YOUR INTERNET BROKE?
@MarkBuffalo can't you just let them give you access to the undersea fibre optic taps you've got all around the place?
22:06
@diagprov I can't, China is splicing them too
@MarkBuffalo @Brad is stripping your proxies? Ohhhh myyyyy... ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)
@DavidFreitag Thanks, yeah it's a better idea that way. Yep I found it, I don't normally install chrome addons so I wanted to know what the permissions were.
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@kalina NO, THANKS, IT'S WORKING FINE, YOURS?
@RоryMcCune MINES FANTASTIC
@kalina COOLIO!
The juicy bits are in Jax.js, background.js is basically the script that regex matches the tab and injects Jax.js
@RоryMcCune JUST REWATCHING SOME BIG BANG THEORY
Otherwise it's just a manifest, readme, etc
@MarkBuffalo life's hard when your foreign adversaries keep slowing down the internets.
22:08
@kalina HEH, ITS QUITE FUNNY IN PLACES BUT CAN BE A BIT SAMEY
@kalina I'VE BEEN WATCHING ARCHER SEASON 5
I'VE GONE DEAF
THANKS
@DavidFreitag yeah. Fairly straightforward but very useful (I say straightforward, I would have had to read a ton of stuff to do it).
@DavidFreitag I beat you to it
@RоryMcCune ANIMATED THING?
@diagprov Yeah it took me a few days to get it all sorted and working.
22:10
@DavidFreitag YEAH ME TOO, BUT IF YOU SPEAK UP LIKE THAT I CAN HEAR YOU FINE
A tin can telephone is a type of acoustic (non-electrical) speech-transmitting device made up of two tin cans, paper cups or similarly shaped items attached to either end of a taut string or wire. It is a form of mechanical telephony, where sound is converted into and then conveyed by vibrations along a liquid or solid medium, and then reconverted back to sound. == History == Before the invention of the electromagnetic telephone, there were mechanical acoustic devices for transmitting spoken words and music over a distance greater than that of normal speech. The very earliest mechanical telephones...
@kalina YEAH, ANIMATED THING WITH LOTS OF COCAINE AND GUNS
@RоryMcCune THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LOST YOUR EAR TRUMPET AGAIN, GRAMPS
@RоryMcCune WOO IT'S ON NETFLIX I WILL ADD IT TO MY LIST
@DavidFreitag PHHBT YOU'RE THE DEAF ONE
22:10
cc @kalina & @RоryMcCune ^ get that fantastic new shouting tech will you? :P
@kalina IT'S PRETTY GOOD :)
@RоryMcCune YEAH BUT NOT BECAUSE OF OLD AGE
@TildalWave EH? SPEAK UP
sweet
disconnected again
Holy fuck, there are people in this world that have not caught up on Archer yet?!
That's basically as insane as not being caught up on Rick and Morty...
22:11
@MarkBuffalo DID YOU DISCONNECT
@RоryMcCune ᵂʰᵃᵗ'ᵈ ʸᵃ ˢᵃʸ, ˢᵒᶰᶰʸ﹖
@DavidFreitag WHHHAAT?
Can't even finish my work without it
I quit comcast
@MickLH I've never seen a single episode of Archer or HIMYM
@MarkBuffalo I've got great internet down here at the bottom of the sea
I WISH THERE WAS A WAY I COULD ABSORB MULTIPLE SCREENS WORTH OF SHOWS AT THE SAME TIME
22:14
@kalina it's called schizophrenia. You should try it some time
hahaha I thought that was autism
@MarkBuffalo google images of "comcast"
He would, but he has comcast service so the chances of a google images page actually loading every resource is low
@MickLH I don't like you
hahaha nice!
22:18
@MarkBuffalo ARE YOU CALLING ME SCHIZOPHRENIC?
@SEJPM some Nazi flags and I found one with Godfather logo
@TildalWave fitting his description of comcast?
it seems like every time i get above a 20+ answer here on IS stack exchange the question gets closed or migrated :)
@kalina no, I'm saying you should try it sometimes :(
@HerringboneCat pls
22:20
@SEJPM yeah dunno let's hope not :)
this isn't IS SE
this is SEC.SE ! (say it out loud)
e.g. i just lost 200 rep points crypto.stackexchange.com/questions/33733/…
well lost 200 here gained 200 on crypto great :)
@HerringboneCat bwahahaha
@HerringboneCat boo
One day, I'll get an answer in before @ThomasPornin completely kills it and maybe get some rep here ;)
just do what @MarkBuffalo does and post on everything
22:22
@kalina unfortunately my time is more limited, I really only have time to answer a couple questions a day.
$$x = {-b \pm \sqrt{b^2-4ac} \over 2a}.$$
@kalina or team up with somebody (emergency solution: yourself) and make a coordinated Q&A
yoooooo math jax is cool
@SEJPM pls I can't contribute anything to this site
@Ohnana lol
22:23
@Ohnana it's a shame it's not active on sec.se :(
@HerringboneCat answering a couple questions per day isn't all that bad, if they're any good of course
Just be warned, that MathJax script can chew through data (it's constantly reapplying the MathJax script) so if you're on a metered connection I'd disable the extension
@TildalWave seems pretty random. Sometimes I write nicely-formatted answers to a question and get +15 rep or something, and sometimes I write little quick blurbs (like the aforemetinoed migrated question) and get 300+ rep points
@Ohnana why do you have that dot at the end?
Seems to have a lot to do with the popularity of the question.
22:25
You can monkey with the settings, but since they aren't setup to save with sync they will reset to defaults if you refresh the page
@TildalWave i copied it from somewhere.
@HerringboneCat yes, you can make the shittiest question ever about the newest TLS attack, but you'll still farm a ton of upvotes, because it has a fancy acronym and it's TLS
it's a period
@Ohnana If you click rendered Tex, it will display the MathJax syntax
@HerringboneCat yeah I usually don't even care about upvotes, I try to find a question I'm interested in and then do a bit of research, see where it leads me
22:26
@DavidFreitag i don't see that button
@Ohnana No button just click the render
@DavidFreitag it's just a box
Should pop up as text beside the message
@Ohnana I did wanna ask if you pressed F12 on Wikipedia
22:26
@Ohnana No the message in chat, just click it
@DavidFreitag does nothing
@Ohnana Odd...
@DavidFreitag 47.0.2526.80 (Developer Build) Built on 8.2, running on Debian 8.2 (64-bit)
chromium
@SEJPM ah yes it does seem like contemporary, news-worthy stuff gets a lot of votes. as opposed to good questions like this one I answered: security.stackexchange.com/questions/117067/…
@Ohnana Did you install from the chrome store or install the crx file?
22:27
For the case of more than one variable, see Conic section or Quadratic form. In elementary algebra, a quadratic equation (from the Latin quadratus for "square") is any equation having the form where x represents an unknown, and a, b, and c represent known numbers such that a is not equal to 0. If a = 0, then the equation is linear, not quadratic. The numbers a, b, and c are the coefficients of the equation, and may be distinguished by calling them, respectively, the quadratic coefficient, the linear coefficient and the constant or free term. Because the quadratic equation involves only one unknown...
@DavidFreitag chrome store
it has that dot too
i feel like that question gets asked all the time and people want answers but never get them. instead, people care about this damn DROWN attack that only affects the most outdated and crappily setup of servers that are likely still vulnerable to poodle ;)
@HerringboneCat people need to easily find your question / answer via google
@TildalWave yes, it's a period at the end of the sentence
22:28
@Ohnana Hmmm looks like that broke!
@DavidFreitag hmmm :)
@Ohnana yeah but it's in MathJax, not normal text (.\$\$$$\text{ instead of }$$ \$\$. :P)
if i click the render, a box appears around the formula
I'm bored
guys I'm bored
@HerringboneCat hey, I farmed +580 rep with that DROWN question :(
22:28
let you entertain me
@TildalWave the period is enclosed in the $$
At some point when I get some free time I'll have to investigate, while I'm doing that I can add sync support
@TildalWave lol dat render
@SEJPM clearly, I need to get farming -- all we know how to grow here in California is weed, however
@Ohnana Yeah that didn't use to happen
22:29
@DavidFreitag if i right click it works
i get a drop down menu
shit i don't even remember how it's supposed to work, lolol
and that pops up a seperate modal
@Ohnana better?
@TildalWave it's still formatting the "instead of"
@Ohnana Nope that's not it...
22:30
@Ohnana yes, but as text
OK wait
bah can't edit it any more
@DavidFreitag click on render -> right click on render -> Show math as -> pick poison
@Ohnana That's the MathJax script though, not my code
??
ohhhh i see
i mean, it works
$.each($('script[type="math/tex"]'), function(index, value) {
	if ($(value).parent().data('events') === undefined) {
		$(value).parent().click(function() {
			if ($(value).parent().html().split($(value).html() || []).length - 1 === 1) {
				$(value).parent().append(' \\$' + $(value).html() + '\\$');
			}
		});
	}
});
@kalina lettuce entertain you
22:32
@MickLH what are you doing here again
do you like information security?
I do, actually
That bit of code should apply a click handler to all of the MathJax renders ^^^^^
@kalina I guess nobody is actually here for the InfoSec...
@SEJPM are you sure?
When you click it, it's supposed to add the tex syntax to the chat message on your screen
22:33
Also the community here is entertaining, but mostly I've always enjoyed exploits and crypto in my free time
I think there are several people here who are here for the infosec
@kalina maybe those inactive idlers...
@SEJPM what is infosec anyway
who are you people
what is this place
why are we here
@kalina .... who are here
Interesting, looks like they changed the MathJax renderer
22:35
@kalina I stopped posting almost completely
what we next breeze
haven't really touched the site in 4 weeks
@MarkBuffalo too late the damage is done
@kalina cause other people are here?
@kalina Welcome. This is your new home. We are your friends. No need to fret. You're safe here.
22:35
when
Do you guys / gals kalina remember your first hand crafted buffer overrun that actually executed the payload?
MY NEW HOME?
Now I need to apply the click to a span with class="math" instead of a script with type="math/tex"
Good to know.
@kalina Pretty sweet, huh? Not even a mortgage.
@MickLH yes
22:36
I wouldn't pay to be here
it was quite underwhelming
@DavidFreitag :thumbs:
@kalina Well handily enough, you don't have to!
@MickLH back in the day when there weren't even computers?
Adi
Adi
@RoryAlsop That cheese post you shared. Sooooo gooood!
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lol!
Adi
Adi
22:37
That's a message I can get behind
@Adi same
@Ohnana Well it used to be that the span containing the render was contained in the script, so the click even would actually register on the script. That isn't so anymore it seems.
we're about to make fresh mozzerella
That's literally the gratest thing I've seen in recent memory
@Ohnana Ohhhhh myyyyy... ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)
22:38
@DavidFreitag SO PUMPED
got raw milk and everything
@Ohnana Oh you mean legit
yeah dawg
I'm going to get a burrito for dinner and go pass out
your loss
@Ohnana it's not mozza unless it's made in italy
22:39
No way
@DavidFreitag Are your burritos that alcoholic?
In the past 72 hours I have had 10 hours of sleep
@DavidFreitag why would you do that to yourself
@kalina i don't care
@kalina Yeah like I had a choice in the matter
22:39
@Xander That's not even skillful anymore, any noob can do this with powdered alcohol now
@Xander food coma
no alcohol required
@MickLH I...Can't...Even...
@MickLH Powdered alcohol + powdered caffeine
@DavidFreitag oh we're not THAT interesting here
@DavidFreitag First one to the patent office wins!
22:40
@DavidFreitag 4 loko in a jar
@MickLH Yeah right do you have any idea how many people would die?
Not enough to make the product unsafe!
A friend of mine put a tablespoon of caffeine powder in a gatorade and OD'd on his way to school
Obviously!
@DavidFreitag NICE.
22:42
Caffeine powder kills the shit out of you. Just use cocaine ffs...
caffiene OD is the last thing you want to inflict on yourself. he live through it?
Luckily caffeine OD's aren't too bad
@Ohnana Yup, he said everything was happening in slow motion, and before he knew it he was completely soaked in sweat, turned white as a sheet, and passed the fuck out
dumbass
Which is interesting considering there was like 200mg of caffeine in his system
In case y'all missed it, here is a PA....
THIS.IS. WAR !!
22:43
@Ohnana That's the same guy I made a 1.3kW coil gun with
@DavidFreitag yeah that's what happens, you pass out due to exhaustion, end up sleeping like a baby
@AviD LOL "genital jousting"
assuming you don't die of course
@AviD reminds me of human centipede
22:44
@DavidFreitag you're referring to the Anonymous / Trump announcement, yes?
@TildalWave He said he woke up in a hospital, apparently some random lady saw him pass out and called an ambulance
If not for her he would have died on the sidewalk in a pool of his own fluids
@DavidFreitag well don't pass out in the middle of the street obviously
@AviD Yes, that
@Ohnana Don't forget the !
I think there's some kind of physical defense mechanism that knocks you out when you overdose on stimulants, beyond just being exhausted
22:46
@TildalWave He was on IV fluids for a week
@MickLH Yeah it's called the vomit reflex
The rest is your brain going OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
Right I think it's something like how anxiety can make someone pass out
No anxiety leads to hyperventilating and that's how people pass out
And that's your brain going herp derp not enough oxygen
@DavidFreitag wot? geez dunno either he has some heart condition, totally OD'ed on a dose that would put down a horse, or they were just overcautious at the hospital and didn't wanna release him
I often "mildly" OD on coffee ... it's really good sleep
@DavidFreitag That's the structure that I'm implying, that it's pushes some other system out of range which indirectly forces system shutdown
@TildalWave He OD'd on enough caffeine to take down a horse
22:48
@TildalWave tablespoon of caffiene powder
that'll fuck your shit up
it will? that's pure caffeine?
He said he calculated it was only 90% of a fatal dose
Only.
hahahaha
You mean, 90% of an LD50?
I don't think I even tried it, I do have some caffeine + guarana pills tho
Interestingly enough he said he only drank like 3/4 of the bottle
22:49
@DavidFreitag he should have done that before hand
@Ohnana He did
BTW don't take that shit if you even remotely suspect you might have some heart condition
There's no way to define an "exactly lethal" dose... LD50 means lethal dose for 50% of the population
That's how he came to ~1TBSP
@DavidFreitag so he knew it was stupid and did it anyway
22:50
So his logic was fundamentally flawed from the beginning
But just because it's "nonfatal" doesn't mean you won't get fucked up
@MickLH this
LD50 is for "all the medical care in the world cannot save you"
<fatal means I'll be totally fine
@Ohnana wut
@Ohnana But being the lucky one out of two can save you :P
@MickLH ...yes?
The funny thing is he's probably the most intelligent person I've ever met
22:52
I was just making sure, at first I thought "Did he somehow quantify the exact amount of caffeine that would have been lethal to him specifically at that point in time?"
23:10
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Q: How do I add `+` to a variable name in C#?

Musakkhir SayyedHow do I declare a variable name as fg+ in C#? public string fg+ { get; set; } I am getting fg+ as a response from JSON as "fg+":"103308076644479658279". I am serializing it by class. How do I read it from JSON?

At first I was like WOT, but then I was like oh, that's actually a good question.
@MarkBuffalo did you read the question? Or are you ewwwing because you puked on something?
@diagprov Cool kids are into everything that's mainstream.
[JsonProperty("fg+")]
Man, this is really good
23:25
I just sneezed the exact moment my nose decided to start bleeding
Fear the pink mist
23:54
Damn, the rootfs I built with Buildroot is a whopping... 17kB!
Now that's an OS.
@DavidFreitag what does it do, though?
and anyway a 17kB rootfs is cheating when you have a multimegabyte kernel

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