The DMZ

Xander

17:00

@RoryAlsop They're fine, for sure, just not interesting. If I want Red Bull or fruit juice, I drink that. If I want an adult beverage, I want it to have flavors that I can't get from Red Bull or fruit juice.

Rory Alsop

Some vodkas are bad, some are lovely. Zubrowka is a good one. Even Smirnoff black is a good cheap one. I have two vodkas in the freezer right now- a gold one and a black. They freeze nicely

Mark Buffalo

@ThomasPornin Like Shanghai and the rest of China. All non Shanghaiese are considered waidiren. Outsiders

Or "hard disk person" in slang

Simon

chat.stackexchange.com/…

Rory Alsop

@xander - it's for texture as well. High viscosity frozen vodka makes some drinks really active through convection

David Freitag

If I'm drinking alcohol it's not because I enjoy the taste, it's because I want to be some level of intoxicated

Whether it's lightly buzzed, or pleasantly plastered

Xander

17:01

@RoryAlsop Now that is interesting indeed. I can't say I've ever experienced that.

AviD

@RoryAlsop how so?

David Freitag

@AviD Because physics

Simon

Cold vodka is amazing.

AviD

@DavidFreitag ....

Xander

@DavidFreitag Then Vodka and [insert mixer here] is definitely for you. Or wine coolers.

AviD

17:02

not what I was asking

Rory Alsop

Yup - because physics

David Freitag

@Xander No thanks, I prefer whisky. Bourbon usually.

Either bourbon or tequila

Rory Alsop

I'll try and remember to take some video next time - the gold vodka makes it really obvious as the gold flakes cycle around

Simon

@DavidFreitag Do you smell your own farts in a glass?

David Freitag

@Simon How... How did you know that (⊙_◎)

Simon

17:04

Because you're a character from South Park, dovid.

David Freitag

wat

Rory Alsop

I have to admit I prefer all alcoholic drinks - there are almost none that I don't like (sure, there are some terrible rums, wines, whiskies etc - but I like all types of alcoholic drinks) and I always feel better the next day if I have been able to drink. Soft drinks always make me feel terrible the next day

#brokenhangoverresponse

Mark Buffalo

gave her a 9% tip

:|

Rory Alsop

9% tip = nurd

:-)

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop You only get hung over if you are dehydrated as a result of your body processing the alcohol

Simon

17:05

She'll just think you're cheap.

Mark Buffalo

@RoryAlsop I think this is called alcoholism

Rory Alsop

Ooh - taking off now. Bye

Simon

ok bye

David Freitag

@Simon She can think whatever she wants

Rory Alsop

No I don't get hungover with alcohol

Mark Buffalo

17:06

@RoryAlsop I'm joking! Come back!

Rory Alsop

But I feel rough as a badgers thing with soft drinks

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Simon

@DavidFreitag You wanna wrestle?

Mark Buffalo

@RoryAlsop How do you know what a badger's thing feels like...?

David Freitag

@Simon Only if you buy the 50 gallons of pudding this time

@MarkBuffalo And you don't?

Simon

Why would I be the one who pays for all that?

David Freitag

17:07

@Simon Because I bought it last time?

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag I prefer free-range, organic, cruelty-free coconut oil.

Simon

You have no proof.

David Freitag

@Simon Yeah except these receipts and a bunch of pictures, oh and the several hours of footage

Simon

Fine, share 'em with the chat then.

TildalWave

@MarkBuffalo you forgot fair trade

Mark Buffalo

17:08

@DavidFreitag Where can I obtain these male-on-male pudding wrestling videos? For... uh, for science?

@TildalWave No, conflict coconuts are fine.

Ok, that isn't funny:<

TildalWave

what about coconut pudding?

Mark Buffalo

Pudding is made from blood and/or bonemeal, right?

TildalWave

erm no, it's just starch

Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo WAT?!

Simon

wat

Ohnana

17:12

no it's dairy with a thickener

like cornstarch

TildalWave

you're thinking of jelly agents

Simon

THERE ARE CRUSHED BONES IN MY CHOCOLATE PUDDING?!?

TildalWave

and even those aren't bone flour any more

Ohnana

bettycrocker.com/recipes/vanilla-pudding/…

Mark Buffalo

ah, jello

TildalWave

17:12

because .... well, mad cow disease

Mark Buffalo

Gelatin

Gelatin or gelatine (from Latin: gelatus meaning "stiff", "frozen"; compare with gelato) is a translucent, colorless, brittle (when dry), flavorless food derived from collagen obtained from various animal by-products. It is commonly used as a gelling agent in food, pharmaceuticals, photography, and cosmetic manufacturing. Substances containing gelatin or functioning in a similar way are called "gelatinous". Gelatin is an irreversibly hydrolyzed form of collagen. It is found in most gummy candy, as well as other products such as marshmallows, gelatin desserts, and some ice creams, dips, and yogurts...

> Gelatin can also be prepared in the home. Boiling certain cartilaginous cuts of meat or bones results in gelatin being dissolved into the water.

TildalWave

and agar agar works better anyway

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo On my website

TildalWave

or just fructose based gelling agents

Simon

@DavidFreitag On your website about your career, right?

Mark Buffalo

17:13

@DavidFreitag dovidsonsomins.com?

TildalWave

erm, pectose I think

Ohnana

like pectin

David Freitag

@Simon They are very NSFW and I'm too self-conscious.

Mark Buffalo

freak

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo Stiff ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)

Simon

17:14

Have I ever shown you guys my website... about my career?

Mark Buffalo

ok, I gotta double down again

TildalWave

@Ohnana yes that

LOL

Adi

@DavidFreitag I was just gonna say "@Simon's gelatin dick"

David Freitag

@Simon You mean your super logout link?

Ohnana

@TildalWave eh, one of those sugar suffixes

Simon

17:15

@Adi wot

@DavidFreitag SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

David Freitag

@Adi Well I'm glad you said it

Adi

What happens when I do this?

Simon

It did not log me out.

David Freitag

Image no found

Simon

But keep on testing, I like the idea.

Adi

17:16

Ugghhh.. fucking user confirmation

David Freitag

Can we not, please

TildalWave

@Adi put ! in front ;)

Adi

@TildalWave Why would that work?

TildalWave

it won't but I was curious if you're gonna try :)

David Freitag

@Adi Theoretically it forces the image to onebox, might do something

Simon

17:18

There's no user confirmation?

There's only one for all rooms.

TildalWave

see? does nothing

Adi

test

Yep

Asks for confirmation

What was that chat room where you can test shit?

Simon

Ah, strange.

Rоry McCune

@DavidFreitag silly question, are all PC PSUs the same size these days or do I need to measure up before changing?

Adi

@Simon Now I know why

TildalWave

17:20

@Adi just make a new one

Adi

When you click it, it doesn't actually go to that link

Simon

ô_ô

Adi

It sends a POST request with Ajax that has a anti-CSRF token

Simon

Ah, gotcha.

Adi

Crafty

David Freitag

17:22

@RоryMcCune There are two sorts of "modern" PSUs for PC's, ATX and ATX12V. The latter is the newest generation, and basically the only difference is the main motherboard power connector. Otherwise, the physical dimensions are exactly the same between ATX and the ATX12V variants.

Your motherboard probably has a 20 pin connector, but I would open your case and verify before buying a supply

Or, better yet, lookup the specs on your motherboard

Xander

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Where you can play with chat features (except flagging) and ch...

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Rоry McCune

@DavidFreitag yeah I'll check the specs it's a relatively modern X99 board so I'd guess it will

David Freitag

@RоryMcCune Yeah X99 should be 24 pins. Some ATX PSUs have a 20 pin connector with a 4pin adapter so the supply supports both sorts of motherboard

TildalWave

@Adi like there's no place on SE where you could run a custom written JS and break out of that ...

I'm not answering where, @Simon might be watching :P

Simon

@@@

Adi

17:25

@Xander Thanks. I forgot the name of that room

David Freitag

@TildalWave Like, say, in a chrome extension? :]

Adi

Ummm chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/27740019#27740019 (probably NSFW)

Okay

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag no, think ... where on SE can you write custom something and link to a page that auto-executes it?

David Freitag

@TildalWave SEDE?

User script?

Totally lost me here.

Ohnana

@TildalWave CODE REVIEW!!!!

David Freitag

17:28

@Ohnana Code auto-executes there?

I thought there was a button

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag ...

...

David Freitag

@TildalWave I'm sleep deprived, leave me alone!

Simon

JUST SAY IT

TildalWave

yes SEDE geez

Simon

-.-

David Freitag

17:29

(⋟﹏⋞)

Ohnana

SEDE?

David Freitag

SE Data Editor?

I think that's what it means

TildalWave

mind that might have been sanitized by now since Manish was fiddling with it ... he still doesn't wanna talk about it LOL

data explorer

Stack Exchange Data Explorer

at least I hope it was sanitized :O

David Freitag

explorer that's it

Yup just whacked myself on the thumb with a hammer

And it's turning colors

TildalWave

yeah don't do that

Adi

17:36

I made a very shitty demonstration of that && and thing sandbox.onlinephpfunctions.com/code/…

Ohnana

hey, i'm in the top 50 editors

Adi

The first part of the condition is supposed to "null check" the password

David Freitag

@Adi You could have made it better by running them both and printing them both

Adi

@DavidFreitag Good idea

@DavidFreitag Now I made it even better

sandbox.onlinephpfunctions.com/code/…

I included the innocent-looking !empty()

David Freitag

<?php

$inputPassword = 'WrongCode';

$loginSuccess = $inputPassword && $inputPassword == 'SecretCode';
// Replace && with "and" for some fun

if ($loginSuccess) {
    echo 'Welcome Admin' . "\xA";
}
else {
    echo 'Access denied' . "\xA";
}


$loginSuccess = $inputPassword and $inputPassword == 'SecretCode';
// Replace && with "and" for some fun

if ($loginSuccess) {
    echo 'Welcome Admin' . "\xA";
}
else {
    echo 'Access denied' . "\xA";
}

?>

Wow das a big box

Ohnana

17:41

PHP: the derpiest of languages

David Freitag

And that, gentleman, is the first PHP I've ever written. Gonna go cut my hands off now

Adi

@DavidFreitag CC: @Terry

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag That's why you were beating them with a hammer first? What's next, BBQ?

David Freitag

@TildalWave That's the plan, you want one finger or two?

TildalWave

LOL

Ohnana

17:44

ooh ooh can i have the thumb?

David Freitag

@Ohnana TWSS

(also, yes)

Ohnana

\o/

David Freitag

Gat dang hang nail

Mark Buffalo

idownloadblog.com/2016/03/14/dos-threats-seize-ios

true or not?

>
DOJ threatened to seize iOS source code unless Apple complies with court order in FBI case

Ohnana

telegram has a middle finger emoji and i love it

@MarkBuffalo LMAO

oh federal gov u so silly

apple would just casually print it all out

"SIEZE THAT BITCH"

David Freitag

17:53

@Ohnana Give them the source code to the Apple II instead

Mark Buffalo

> The government did not seek to compel Apple to turn those over because it believed such a request would be less palatable to Apple. If Apple would prefer that course, however, that may provide an alternative that requires less labor by Apple programmers.

David Freitag

Just regex replace all instances of "Apple II" with "iOS"

Mark Buffalo

> Obama: “We can’t fetishize our phones above other values”

Do people still take this retard seriously?

> “If government can’t get in, then everyone’s walking around with a Swiss bank account in their pocket. There has to be some concession to get into that information somewhere.”

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo There's no fetish about it, it's purely functional. It's got a vibrator motor and everything.

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Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo er wat

you know, how did they ever solve crimes before smartphones

Mark Buffalo

17:56

@Ohnana clearly through alien technology

TildalWave

> “If it was technologically possible to make an impenetrable device where there’s no door at all, then how do we apprehend the child pornographer? How do we disrupt a terrorist plot? How do we even do a simple thing like tax enforcement?” Obama posed.

has he fallen hard on his head?

Mark Buffalo

@TildalWave He's completely retarded

TildalWave

yeah certainly looks that way, and I even thought he's not that bad

this changes everything tho

Mark Buffalo

he's incredibly bad

he's Bush on crack

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