The DMZ

David Freitag

18:00

Yeah what the hell drugs is he on

I want some

Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo like every president, he has his glaring shortcomings

however, he has done some good things. this is not one of them

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana True, he's done some good things... like keeping gitmo open and continuing to torture the bastards

so I should cut him some slack

Ohnana

i was thinkng of some of the executive orders, but yeah that galls me too

Mark Buffalo

oh, you're against it?

David Freitag

@Ohnana Plus all of the stuff he's failed to do isn't his fault, it's congress being a bunch of dicks

Mark Buffalo

18:02

Kidding... I'm against it. I prefer a bullet to the head of actual terrorists.

Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo it's an affront to human dignity and the honor of this country

Simon

I'd change that last paragraph to "find a romantic partner". One can never be sure of another's romantic preferences, and this is the XXI century!!!! We are already in "the future". So start acting like it. — Mindwin 23 hours ago

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana agreed

Ohnana

to quote Sen. McCain

Simon

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TildalWave

18:03

@Ohnana you know John Paul the 2nd also did many good things but completely fell off his rocker in his senile years ... the former doesn't make the latter any better I'm afraid

Simon

I'm gonna go crush my balls.

3

David Freitag

@Simon I mean they kinda do make a point...

Ohnana

@Simon they have a point but that's just so hopelessly pedantic. either edit it or get fucked

Simon

That's my issue with it.

Edit it, move on.

David Freitag

@Ohnana I'll take the latter, thanks.

Simon

18:05

No need to write a freaking essay about it.

Rory Alsop

Evening

Ohnana

with a bonus appearance of "CURRENT_YEAR"

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop o/

Ohnana

i hate that rhetoric SO MUCH

Simon

@Ohnana Yup.

Mark Buffalo

18:05

I'm accepting of almost all people

but if you start telling me to change my words for you... I will kick you in the shins

Simon

I guess a good reply would be "Yeah, it is indeed 2016 and I'd like to remind you that a lot of people are voting for Trump".

So yeah, 2016 might not be that great.

Ohnana

OMG LOL

Mark Buffalo

@Simon lmfao

Ohnana

that's the best

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana see, this is what I like about you. well, one of the things

TildalWave

18:07

@Simon where do I recognize this username from again?

Mark Buffalo

you're different, you're weird... weird as hell... like the rest of us, and you don't force anything on anyone

David Freitag

I was reading somewhere that most of the people voting for trump are doing it because of racism against the obamster

Simon

@TildalWave First time I see him/her/it/them.

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag ...but.... but how?

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo Dunno didn't read the whole article, I got interrupted

Ohnana

18:08

@MarkBuffalo "he tells it like it is!!!" == he coddles racists

TildalWave

@Simon has an account on nearly all SE sites but not on space ... I think I kicked his balls there LOL

Simon

ô_ô

David Freitag

@TildalWave C'mon man, you don't just kick a guy in the balls

Mark Buffalo

@TildalWave I think I have a stalker on Secse too... just like your space stalker

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag proverbially

David Freitag

18:09

I wish I had a stalker

Mark Buffalo

@TildalWave There's this guy who responds to so many of my answers, and completely misses every single point.

and argues with me... and it doesn't make sense

Simon

@DavidFreitag wat

David Freitag

I would probably be the worst person to stalk

Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo when you're as weird as i am, to be an asshole to someone involves some serious cognitive dissonance

TildalWave

@MarkBuffalo flag as not constructive / obsolete ... ignore

and yes, stalkers on main sites are a nuisance

at least on chat you can opt to ignore someone

Mark Buffalo

18:10

@TildalWave the emory guy

David Freitag

I wish you could ignore people on the main site

Mark Buffalo

it's almost always in threads involving the government

TildalWave

@MarkBuffalo dunno who that is

or I don't remember

David Freitag

It wouldn't hide their messages, just censor them, and if you really wanted to read, you could mouse over and reveal the text

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag actually, you can ignore users on the main site

David Freitag

18:11

OK I guess that's hiding, shut up

Mark Buffalo

for example, you can jquery.hide() every html object of theirs

...I should make a mod

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo No I was thinking more like the spoiler box

TildalWave

I would add an option to add people to a blacklist, and if they're there and they aren't mods on the site, they can't comment on your posts

David Freitag

Not actually hidden, just made opaque

@TildalWave Or at the very least turn off notifications from that person

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag they would only abuse that to post utter poop without you ever realizing

David Freitag

18:13

@TildalWave It'll get flegged still

TildalWave

no, I want an option that if I don't want someone's opinion, I want that to be strikingly apparent

David Freitag

Yeah but someone leaving a comment isn't just for you

Preventing them from leaving a comment will hinder other people, and thus would never happen

Mark Buffalo

feel like throwing up

it's distracting me

TildalWave

they can comment on the question, post a new answer,...

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo rip

@TildalWave Or stop whining about it, suck it up, and move on with your life.

TildalWave

18:15

OK, let's say you could only enable that for people that comment a lot on your posts, aren't mods, and some fair percentage of their comments are nuked after you flagged them

and you'd have a list of such people in your profile, with a checkbox next to each that you have to tick to enable the block

Rory Alsop

@Simon well, I felt I should pop in an answer there:-)

TildalWave

most wouldn't even have anyone on such list, but it would be there when you really need it and for those that are very likely to indeed be obnoxious

David Freitag

@TildalWave Again, the only feasible way of doing this would be to hide it from anyone with that checkbox set. Otherwise, make it opaque. You can see the user left a comment, and you can view the message if you choose, but you don't get a notification.

Rory Alsop

Lovely - back to sensible weather: non sweaty, light drizzle...perfect

Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo have a ginger ale?

David Freitag

18:17

Otherwise, for everyone else it's business as usual

@Ohnana You find a ginger and I'll get my meat grinder

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana I had a really raunchy looking hamburger for $16.57

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag no, I'm against that, again for the same reason as mentioned before

Mark Buffalo

It included pork shavings or something... and the thing... onion rings

Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo uh

Mark Buffalo

@kalina COME BACK I MISS YOU

Rory Alsop

18:18

@MarkBuffalo flag em

Ohnana

hopefully they cooked that burger

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana It looked pink on the inside... I asked for it to be well-done

figured it's marinated or something. it looked really raunchy, though

Ohnana

ohhhh no

pork should never ever EVER be pink

silverpenguin

burgers are best served raw

Ohnana

and any ground meats should be well done

Rory Alsop

18:19

If you microwave bacon it is quite pink

TildalWave

@MarkBuffalo pork scratchings?

silverpenguin

oh pork

David Freitag

@Ohnana Why?

Ohnana

@RoryAlsop even that should be a brown-red

@DavidFreitag pork has parasites in it, and you must cook it to the proper temp

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop I prefer the broiler for bacon

Rory Alsop

18:20

Meh - good meat is fine raw

Ohnana

@RoryAlsop if it's a good cut of steak or freshly ground, sure

Rory Alsop

Except fish, obviously - all that heavy metal

Ohnana

like, ground a few mins before you eat

TildalWave

@Ohnana depends on the cut, the best part of pork is always pink when well made even

Rory Alsop

Never eat fish - it's just bad. But beef or venison freshly cut and hung mmmmmmm

Ohnana

18:22

@TildalWave which cut is that?

TildalWave

dunno how it's called in English but it's the part that's the other side of pork chops... we call it "the fish" because it's long and narrow

most tender pork meat ever ... oh, and ribs are also pink

Ohnana

ribs? i've always seen them dark

Mark Buffalo

@TildalWave No, I mean... the pork was fine. The beef.. it looked red on the inside. I asked for well-done

because I am a beef-heathen

actually, the pork might've been a bit pink

for fucks sake

TildalWave

@Ohnana on the outside, if smoked or BBQ-ed and such ... but not when you cut into them

Ohnana

even then, it's dark to the bone

maybe i just do my pork wrong

Mark Buffalo

18:25

no, you do it right

you protect yourself from trichinella

my wife does it perfect. a perfect balance of well-done, and juicy. unlike my mom, who cooks glass pork chops

TildalWave

@Ohnana you're thinking of what you call "spare ribs" I believe ... I'm thinking much larger pieces with some meat to them

Mark Buffalo

if I have to fight my food on the dinner table, I'm done

my food should not put up a fight on my plate

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo Dude that's disgusting.

Ohnana

@TildalWave ohhh short ribs?

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag I know, right? The pork chops are so hard, you can't even chew them.

You bend them, and these pork shards come out of the porkwork

TildalWave

18:26

@Ohnana dunno dude/sse I have to google for all these names

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo That's not what I meant.

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag no comprehendonintendo

TildalWave

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo Don't worry it was terrible anyway

TildalWave

like this

Ohnana

18:28

oh i see

JukEboX

Hey hey

Mark Buffalo

yeah, I'm gonna go get some ginger ale and see if it helps...

I'm sweating and about to ralph, but can't go

maybe if I walk/run hard enough, it will all come out

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo Jumping jacks

Best to do them naked in the shower just in case it comes spraying from both ends

EXGF - Idle Hands

►

mmmmh

Ohnana

18:44

@DavidFreitag >:|

David Freitag

@Ohnana I made up for that image with the video ^^ listen to it.

EXGF - We Are The Hearts

►

And that one ^

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag lol.

I just had a hilarious mental image... but alas...

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo You're welcome.

Simon

@TildalWave mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

JukEboX

@DavidFreitag grossss

@MarkBuffalo tummy ache or stuck?

David Freitag

18:51

@Simon You should listen to those tracks ^^^^^

Simon

But dovid, they got shitty titles.

Mark Buffalo

@JukEboX nausea, sweating

sweating bad

David Freitag

@Simon o wait you don't like female vocals

I take it back you'll just whine

JukEboX

@MarkBuffalo sounds like the flu. Fever?

Mark Buffalo

yeah

Simon

18:52

Yeah I like whining how those girls whine in those tracks.

JukEboX

@MarkBuffalo yeah that is the flu my friend

Mark Buffalo

I'm sweating harder than a native american trying to leave the rez

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo rip

@MarkBuffalo Like a prostitute in church?

JukEboX

@DavidFreitag what's new David? I have been thinking about coming up so we could do that wiring idea I had. Just need to find a chrome tube to hide the wires

Mark Buffalo

Like a native after the white man offers some firewater in exchange for land

David Freitag

18:53

@JukEboX Nothing much, just moved. Still unpacking

JukEboX

@DavidFreitag oh? to where?

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo s/land/getting laid

Simon

His name is dovid.

David Freitag

@JukEboX Across town, much nicer place

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag true story: we don't need help with that

JukEboX

18:53

@DavidFreitag nice! Bigger? GOt a gym for the exercising to continue your ninja training?

David Freitag

My neighbors got in a HUUUUUGE argument. Apparently her boyfriend was running around the apartment with his junk hanging out.

Simon

How is that bad?

David Freitag

@JukEboX Bigger in some ways smaller in others. Yes gym, laundry, proper trash chutes, and walls that aren't paper thin

Simon

He's in his apartment and can't chill naked?

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag I used to do this, and then we had kids

JukEboX

18:54

@Simon is sitting at his machine with his junk out now

Mark Buffalo

So, no more dangling

Simon

pls I'm at work.

David Freitag

@Simon Not naked, hanging out. I dunno man she wasn't happy.

@Simon So?

JukEboX

@Simon free dangling at work?

@DavidFreitag Pool?

Mark Buffalo

this ginger ale only made it worse

Simon

18:55

@DavidFreitag She sounds crazy.

CRAAAAAAAAZY

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo Yeah plus you don't want anyone to trip on the damn thing

@Simon She's pretty hot.

JukEboX

@MarkBuffalo awww I feel so bad for you. Did you try tea?

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo Carbonation

@JukEboX Alas, no. But the old place had one and I literally never went once

Mark Buffalo

stop feeling bad for me. start laughing at me. that'll cheer me up

Simon

Barny's crazy/hot scale

►

David Freitag

18:56

@MarkBuffalo I never stopped laughing at you.

@Simon I would choose a little crazy over being forever alone

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag haha

Simon

@DavidFreitag Yes but never choose full-on crazy.

David Freitag

Plus, I already know she won't get pissed because I'm running around the apartment with my dingus flapping in the breeze

Mark Buffalo

@Simon I did that once. I am still horribly scarred

don't even want to talk about it

Simon

Then don't talk about it you donut.

JukEboX

18:57

@MarkBuffalo have you tried hot shower and sweating it out?

Or soup and tea?

Simon

o pls grandma, nice tricks

JukEboX

And some vicks Vape O rub?

Mark Buffalo

I'm at work

slowly getting these charts done

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo Being sick at work is terribly poor office etiquette

That's almost as bad as buying a whole cake and not sharing it

JukEboX

Especially when your rubbing your boogers everywhere

Mark Buffalo

19:00

@DavidFreitag well, the sickness started at work

there is no orifice discharge.... don't worry

JukEboX

@MarkBuffalo give it back to those bastards

Mark Buffalo

not yet anyway....

@JukEboX but they aren't bastards :( I'm gonna go home

David Freitag

56 secs ago, by David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo Being sick at work is terribly poor office etiquette

Mark Buffalo

alright fine. I agree

BYE

David Freitag

You're sick because someone else had poor etiquette

It's a vicious cycle of people being complete asshats

Mark Buffalo

19:05

@DavidFreitag lol, my manager was sick a few days ago

But he's far from an asshat. He also stayed home

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo If they went in to work every day, they are an asshat.

Simon

WorseDoughnut, NY

1 2

wadafuk

David Freitag

@Simon smells like sockpuppet to me

Ohnana

@Simon ikr

they had a very silly edit

Simon

He says he's from NY yet he spells it like an idiot.

Don't tell my donut I said that.

David Freitag

19:10

@Simon cc:\ @@lady.doughnut

I think that's it.

Simon

TOO BAD HER NAME DOESN'T AUTOCOMPLETE EH

That won't work either.

Unless you're a damn ninja.

David Freitag

pretty sure it does work

Simon

wot

TildalWave

nope @@ is a mod only superping

Simon

Win.

TildalWave

19:12

if you type @@ and you don't get a user search box, you're not a mod ;)

David Freitag

Weird, I got a search box

Simon

rekt dovid you're not a modraptor

wat

David Freitag

( ͡↑ ͜ʖ ͡↑)

JukEboX

aRGH I WANT TO GO home /shakesfist

TildalWave

when do you punch out?

Simon

19:16

When he'll grow some balls and will fight someone.

TildalWave

I thought it's like tomorrow in Novosibirsk :O

Simon

Is "and'll" actually valid English?

Did you guys really get that lazy and allowed to contract and + will?

TildalWave

who?

where?

Simon

YOU

TildalWave

wot?

Simon

19:17

HERE

woooot

TildalWave

wot?

did you blow on obama dude?

Simon

...rwat

TildalWave

dunno where you contracted that silliness but I can't find any "and'll" here

except yours

Simon

Nono, not here but in general

David Freitag

@TildalWave wat

Simon

19:22

'cause my Google chrome spell checker doesn't go mental when I type it.

It doesn't go mental when I type or'll either so it's probably just dumb.

banana'll works too.

David Freitag

@Simon pretty sure the spell checker doesn't have a concept of contractions

Simon

Ok, it's craaaazy.

crazy'll

ween'll

David Freitag

That penis'll get ya

2

Simon

ok bye

TildalWave

LOL

David Freitag

19:24

@DavidFreitag Someone should ask on EL.SE if this is valid english.

@DavidFreitag dibs not it

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag it is

David Freitag

@Ohnana Don't ruin my fun with your seemingly-encyclopedic knowledge of useless facts.

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag i'm sorry, i'll try not to point out that "'ll" is a contraction for will

lest i make your brain feel even smaller

David Freitag

@Ohnana Yes I know why, I just wanted to have a legitimate reason to say penis ina public forum.

Sheesh

@Ohnana My brain does not feel.

Mark Buffalo

19:40

man. on the way home, I think someone died

David Freitag

Finally farted?

Mark Buffalo

2 18 wheelers rage-squishing up against a small car

firefighters, ambulance, wrecking crew, cranes... all on the scene

Ohnana

oh damn

Mark Buffalo

drive safe :(

looks like an 18 wheeler tried to switch lanes and cut someone off

Thomas Pornin

About 151600 persons die every day

(well, each one dies only once, not every day)

On the other hand, there are about 360000 births every day.

Mark Buffalo

19:46

I don't believe you. People die multiple times.

It's called respawning

diagprov

@ThomasPornin How many are mauled to death in Canada by bears after uttering the words "hashing is basically encryption..." ?

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Herringbone Cat

19:56

@diagprov I believe the majority of Canadians would believe that hashing is the act of smoking hashish.

Anyone ever use the AlienVault HIDS Agent? Looks great, but i'm scared of installing anything agent-based on my servers.

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