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14:00
My excuse was for the election.
And that my life couldn't go back to normal until I received my swag.
ah that
@Simon not jelly at all... I want cute tees I can haz print myself
pls it's much better when someone prints them for you and don't have to pay for!
yeah but SE swag doesn't have text like "Gravitational waves? Fuck that! Go TildalWave all the way"
That's way too nurdy to be a thing.
@TildalWave if we ever print shirts with the OWASPIL logo, I'll be sure to save you one
actually thats a damn good idea! hmm....
14:04
@AviD OWASPIL?
@TildalWave OWASP Israel
you made the logo, remember?
Ah yes :)
I think its brilliant
like e.g.
@OWASP_IL, Israel
The Israel chapter of @owasp
206 tweets, 88 followers, following 12 users
@AviD still borked
derpa
14:06
hahaha you're the head of the chapter?
Pumice /ˈpʌmᵻs/, called pumicite in its powdered or dust form, is a volcanic rock that consists of highly vesicular rough textured volcanic glass, which may or may not contain crystals. It is typically light colored. Scoria is another vesicular volcanic rock that differs from pumice in having larger vesicles, thicker vesicle walls and being dark colored and denser. Pumice is created when super-heated, highly pressurized rock is violently ejected from a volcano. The unusual foamy configuration of pumice happens because of simultaneous rapid cooling and rapid depressurization. The depressurization...
@TildalWave why didja think I was making you do that logo? ;-)
this landed in my back yard some time ago
@MarkBuffalo is that from the moon???
@AviD I meant that you complaint about my memory and then got your twatter address wrong :P
14:06
@AviD it's from a volcano
@TildalWave aaahhh hehe
@MarkBuffalo A VOLCANO ON THE MOON??
true
didn't know wtf it was
until I looked this up
oh brilliant I'm being stalked by SANS cuties :D
erm... followed
put an ! in front
14:08
Nice image not found, do they make it for men?
This is exactly the rock that landed in my back yard. same color. same almost everything
Scoria is a highly vesicular, dark colored volcanic rock that may or may not contain crystals (phenocrysts). It is typically dark in color (generally dark brown, black or purplish red), and basaltic or andesitic in composition. Scoria is relatively low in density as a result of its numerous macroscopic ellipsoidal vesicles, but in contrast to pumice, all scoria has a specific gravity greater than 1, and sinks in water. The holes or vesicles form when gases that were dissolved in the magma come out of solution as it erupts, creating bubbles in the molten rock, some of which are frozen in place as...
@Simon why, want to pick up a late valentine's day gift?
@MarkBuffalo that's those that are so light they float in water?
bah it says it sinks in water
looks like those tho
don't know if they float... but they were light as hell
> all scoria has a specific gravity greater than 1, and sinks in water
14:10
I lived in Maine at the time... and it just plops out of the sky and onto my back yard
I thought it was a meteorite or something
well, strictly technically, if it falls out of the sky it is a meteorite
@MarkBuffalo in maine?
just not from outer space
did someone slingshot it?
@Ohnana Yeah, so wtf?
No
14:12
The Incredible Markus.
@TildalWave are dead birds meteorites?
Oh shut up, Simon
before I donutslap you like I did that chocolate glazed donut a few minutes ago
You have no respect for anything.
@MarkBuffalo did you just call @Simon's mom a chocolate glazed donut?
@AviD if it rains dead birds, then yes... it's in the name :P there's even such things as meteoric water, which is basically ... rain LOL
14:13
wut, that makes no sense
I assumed it was some weird canadian sex act.
meteo = weather
ah, ok. you're just messed up in the head then
like Ol' King Clancy, but with chocolate syrup?
@MarkBuffalo hey man, you're the one donutslapping @Simon's mom.
14:14
so if the weather is "falling dead birds", then it's a dead birds meteor shower
@TildalWave I would contradict. A meteorite is a mineral that is also a meteor.
@AviD s/you/nice shot
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A meteor being a transient atmospheric phenomenon.
@ThomasPornin shuddup you, I was having a bit of fun with noobs, no need to be factual!! :))
@Ohnana If someone slingshotted it, I didn't see it. I have no idea how it ended up there, and still don't
and it's only today that I found out what it was
14:15
@AviD - how do you do nutslapping anyway?
ok
@RoryAlsop ask @markus
@RoryAlsop sounds painful
for reference:
@Ohnana ancient Scottish sport.
14:16
and the AMS site is pretty cool too amsmeteors.org
@AviD that explains it
@MarkBuffalo Pumice is sold as a kind of abrasive sponge to smooth out callosities. Maybe your sample is such an item.
I have bits of floaty pumice at home. Much lighter than water.
@ThomasPornin It was scoria, and completely intact
FIIIIIIIIIREEEEBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL!
14:18
@RoryAlsop Is that a way to advertise the smoothness of your skin ?
I think from Vesuvius and Calbuco
ooops
@ThomasPornin wat
That was borderline homo, pornu.
You might wanna go watch some bear videos to channel your inner man.
@Simon "Honni soit qui mal y pense"
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@ThomasPornin - I'm not sure anyone at home has tried to use them for that. Better to use them for throwing in the bath
@ThomasPornin never seen that written with two n's before
14:20
@ThomasPornin !!!!!
@Simon oh so now you have a problem with manloving?
@RoryAlsop It's kind of ironic that, many years later, someone would be smoothing out their skin with murder rocks that have taken the lives of lots of people.
can you get any more intolerant?
@MarkBuffalo there is no evidence that my rocks have ever murdered anyone
NOT ANYMORE
14:21
@AviD Yeah because I'm the dude who constantly talks about having dicks in his mouth in the chat.
@RoryAlsop there is no evidence they haven't
what is more likely, that your stones HAVENT killed anyone?
@RoryAlsop That's because the spelling in the 13th century was with one 'n' only, but the correct French word uses two 'n'.
@Simon wut
@AviD well...some evidence that one of them was formed before people...
switches to https chat
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
14:22
@RoryAlsop ah see, I've tried to make it weird, and you chose to ignore it
heehee
He heeeee
hehehehe
Now that's the funniest thing I have read all day
@RoryAlsop Still murder rocks
Good work fella
@Mark - does it?
14:23
o pls ovid I thought you had something to do.
How about speedy, moving murder?
@RoryAlsop which one?
Does it?
Which what?
i attempted to pumice myself once. my skin was too rough and i wore down the stone
:|
was the funniest thing all day
14:25
I pumice your dads.
@Ohnana uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@Ohnana - s/pumice/punish
And it's an euphemism
@AviD your edit...
@Ohnana is this a picture of you?
@RoryAlsop nah that's outsourced nowadays
@RoryAlsop ah
14:25
@MarkBuffalo maybe
yeah I thought it was a nice subtle touch :-)
I found a picture of Markus:
wat
lolwut
Watlul
14:27
Huh?
and a picture of @Simon!
@AviD Image not found. imgur this imho
okcupid pls
@MarkBuffalo pfft
@MarkBuffalo HOW IS THAT AN OPINION?
YOU MADE A REQUEST AND THEN SAID "IN MY HUMBLE OPINION"
14:28
@Simon fyi tbh imho idd
Or I'm saying that I'm a ho.
@AviD This guy seems too smart to be @Simon
^ @Simon
@AviD Flagged, you will lose your blue.
aww :-(
14:29
rekt
@AviD lmao
@AviD I always thought it would be better if that was McAfee and not Goldsmith :)
McAfee is awesome
I don't care what anyone says. I mean the person, not the crap AV
lol
@MarkBuffalo the fact that he hates what was done with the AV, and says so a lot, says a lot about the guy.
14:36
can't blame him
AV is trash anyway
@MarkBuffalo yeah I didn't mean with that text, just the "cool guy meme"
or whatever it's called
apparently "The Most Interesting Man in the World" knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world
though I tried dos equis once, it tasted like the warm piss of sweaty mexican laborers after a long ride on horse back.
@RоryMcCune Oooh nice, thanks
@MarkBuffalo or how about actually requiring a proper medial training instead of allowing any chiroquacktor to pretend to be an actual doctor?
14:49
They aren't doctors?
I don't think anyone refers to them as doctors
nope
@AviD interesting that you'd know how the warm piss of sweaty Mexican laborers after a long ride on horse back tastes like :)
@MarkBuffalo Do you also vote for Trump?
yes, actually they are called doctors.
@TildalWave well, drinking it made me imagine that
14:50
still interesting :)
this website was just linked to me randomly out of the blue... awk
@AviD They are? I've never heard of that around here
almost as interesting as the most interesting man in the world
Chiropractors are indeed quacks. But they offer really, really good massages...so...
worth it in some cases?
@MarkBuffalo if you go to one, you'll be expected to address him as Doctor.
not MD though.
@MarkBuffalo well
it dpeends
@AviD Weird, I just referred to the female chiropractor by her name
she'd do an x-ray
and then give me the... never mind
:}}}}}}}}}}
14:52
the better ones dont pretend to be doctors, and know exactly what they can and cannot do
This was a long time ago, though
most of them are quacks, and think of themselves as "alternative" doctors
Hmm, don't know how that works, really. I went to one as a kid, and she really straightened out my back
One part of my spine responds really well to chiropraxis. The rest not so much, so I have normal proper physiology for that
@AviD I address all medical professionals with "Hi"
She took an x-ray to see if I needed her services. Then said I'd only need a few sessions
@RoryAlsop me too, lol
14:54
@RoryAlsop chiroquactors are not medical professionals
Adi
Adi
@RoryAlsop What is chiropraxis?
@AviD I paid her...
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@Adi what chiropractors do, probably
ah correction - they are professionals (hopefully), but not medical ones.
What, not even a single star?
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@RoryAlsop my father, my siblings all go to one. I go to yoga instead.
I am better off.
@RoryAlsop TWSS
14:55
Who stared that comment ?
When someone ask for a star you're supposed to star the comment asking for a star
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Hahahahaha
Star my left nut.
That's meta chat 101
@AviD That's what she starred?
@Simon Don't have a magnifying glass handy..
15:01
Is it supposed to be shameful if someone has a small nut?
You're a small nut.
if you advertise a big one and produce a small one, then yes
NO
in Root Access, 7 mins ago, by Journeyman Geek
Don't I know you from somewhere? You chicory swilling miscreant?
lmfao
15:07
Yeah, go be m8s with those guys.
Ooh, someone offering to share bug bounty! Right? Or am I reading too much between the lines here?
@MarkBuffalo Exact status of chiropractors depends on the country. In some cases they are totally ignored; in others they are recognized as a profession somewhat related to medicine, e.g. like nurses.
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As for being called "doctor"... technically, you should all call me "doctor".
Do you have a PhD, yeah you know me?
15:12
@ThomasPornin in some, they are fighting to be recognized as doctors equivalent to MD.
@Simon What about one small one and one big one?
@Matthew I responded ;x
@ThomasPornin Can I call you dad instead?
@Matthew Looks like they want us to do their job for them so they get the bug bounty
15:33
@ThomasPornin Doctor Bear.
sounds like doctor monkey
@AviD Who's the coolest one, him or Doctor Mayhem?
pls
Is that how it feels to be pls'd?
You didn't even answer my damn question.
@MarkBuffalo Oh... Awww...
@Simon a brave fool is he who pits gods against one another
15:40
@RoryAlsop luls what a heathen, there's only one
runs away screaming
@RoryAlsop I eat gods for breakfast.
@RoryAlsop If man wont kill god, then we'll get the devil to do it.
nty
My 2 least favorite superheroes.
3.
@RоryMcCune you got a few minutes?
@AviD sure, I'm QA'ing this afternoon, 5 mins off would be good
15:51
@RoryAlsop what's a god to a non-believer?
@Ohnana That would be an ecumenical matter </fatherTed>
haha i should rewatch that show again
@RoryAlsop This reminds me of a joke I heard
@Ohnana Father Jack died yesterday. Father Ted died 18 years ago yesterday...
One day, a man is playing golf. He's one shot away from winning the championship. Suddenly, satan appears and tells him he'll let him win the championship if he agrees to give up one thing (s-e-x) for 10 years. If he indulges in what he gave up within that 10 years, then he'd die. He agrees... so satan cackles manically, while rubbing his palms together greedily.
15:57
@Matthew :(
He disappears, and brings the contract
Then he comes back with the contract, and the man signs it
Then satan disappears and continues cackling manically
Suddenly, satan re-appears, "Uh, one more thing... what is your name again?"
"Father Ted"
Hahahahaha
Okay, back to my corner...
@Simon Snow storm here... so this would make me the cooler of the two, for today at least.

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