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9:00 PM
push down to release the bracket from the case = wat
i tried pushing my hardest at various angles and spots on the bracket for like 10-15 minutes
then noticed i could stick a tiny flathead in the gap when i pushed
 
The apple "geniuses" who work on on this stuff all day in their stores, how they're not all certified psycho killers I'll never know
 
lol
seriously
 
they are
 
After failing over to Oregon for Sandy in late October, we'll be moving back to New York tomorrow: http://stackstatus.net/
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9:01 PM
In the middle of a snowstorm, too.
 
replacing the hard drive in an imac: Still a better love story than twilight.
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Tomorrow? With incoming blizzard?
 
@RobM I'm installing PHP on an IIS server. Also still a better love story than twilight.
 
very good tom
@tombull89 true
 
@petergrace Well hopefully 111 8th Ave won't flood tomorrow.
 
9:02 PM
heh, I wasn't even on stackexchange yet in october :)
 
Oooh, here's a good one... 150 users in a new Exchange server... how much storage space to provision?
 
@DennisKaarsemaker There was an awesome podcast about what Fog Creek (Joel's other company) had to do since they didn't have a DR facility like Stack Exchange did
 
StackStatus.net - "Anyone got a bucket?"
 
@MDMarra the bucket brigade of non-planning?
 
yep
 
9:03 PM
@DennisKaarsemaker Some of the SE people ended up carrying buckets of diesel up several flight of stairs
 
A++ for effort, F- for planning
 
I was listening to it and it was a great story to listen to, but the point that they all missed was that SE just flipped a switch and went to sleep
 
@ewwhite I want to say 200mb/user but knowing your clients...
 
@MDMarra not all of us went to sleep
 
@MDMarra yeah that was a point that should have had more air time
 
9:05 PM
/yawn
 
DR planning isn't easy, but it's necessary
 
serverfault.com is 174-176ms away from me today - how much closed will NY be
 
@tombull89 The client is asking for 1TB of Exchange storage :)
 
9:08 PM
@ewwhite Do Exchange databases dedupe well? I'd imagine not, since it's all in a database
 
THey compress now. Single-instance-storage went away
 
@Iain nope, dns change freeze until after we move though
 
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will fix it then
 
@Zypher You're doing it wrong :P ^^
 
9:09 PM
@mdmarra they used to de-dupe but it's been wound down for a while. It was killing disk resources for virtual machines.
 
@RobM I meant if put on underlying storage that dedupes at the block level like ZFS or a SAN with dedupe
Not the built in exchange dedupe stuff
 
all bets are off at that point. I'm guessing not so much.
 
Yeah that's what I thought as well
MSSQL doesn't dedupe well, I didn't expect jet would
 
This will be on a ZFS-based SAN.
 
Exchange still uses jet right?
 
9:11 PM
either that or an HP P2000 G3 fibre)
 
@MDMarra Yarp.
 
Microsoft had a test build of exchange on MSSQL once. It wasn't pretty
 
@RobM Jet is perfect for email storage - the SQL Server dreams were just whiners wanting to over complicate things.
 
Agreed
 
Not to mention, Jet has developed so, so much over the years, it's not what it once was.
<-- used to be one of the SQL Server whiners until he got whomped by an Exchange neckbeard.
 
9:13 PM
They actually tried it though - whether as a serious idea or to make a point to an important idiot in house, I don't know for sure.
they started building it just before the launch of exchange 2000 and got something running after about 3 or 4 years of hard graft, then proved how much it sucked and swept it back under the carpet.
I think it might have been related to the "you know what, even the filesystem is a SQL server" ideas that were first pushed about as part of windows longhorn.
 
@RobM I thought there was a later attempt as well. Around 2007.
I thought there was a PoC done with white papers or something. I wish I had saved all that information.
 
@WesleyDavid wouldn't surprise me, but I was less involved with Exchange by then. Maybe it was someone flogging the dead horse that I'd seen for a bit longer or maybe it was a new attempt.
 
I hate snow :'(
 
@RobM WinFS!
Was that what it was called?
 
WinFS, yeah the SQL based file system
 
9:18 PM
so is 1TB of exchange storage a lot?
 
@ewwhite We had 3TB for ~1k users with a default 4GB quota at $lastjob
No dedupe/compression
Just DAS
 
It's not an amount I'd be concerned about as to whether or not Exchange can handle it. I'd want to be splitting it up with lots of small databases though
If they have the requirement for mail stores that add up to that, no problem
 
@MDMarra this is 150 users and it's a collection agency. They'll need pretty strick storage quotas and policy.
 
Oh noes! It's actually chilly outside!!
 
9:20 PM
@ewwhite Sounds high
 
@WesleyDavid Burn in hell.
It's flippin' cold up here.
 
@Tanner +1
 
So, just fudging it, that's like 6.67TB per user
Account for 1/3 space for logs, and it's like 4ish GB per user
 
@WesleyDavid at work today & yesterday i had to wear my coat indoors. Please melt in a kitteh heatwave
 
9:21 PM
At least today it's warm. 40 degrees and feelin' like t-shirt weather.
 
It's nearly shorts weather here
 
@WesleyDavid @freiheit I am currently plotting your demise
just so you both know its coming.
 
@voretaq7 I have heard of snow, but basically have to travel someplace to see it
 
another one on my list of people who should melt
 
It's about time to start spring planting in the garden...
 
9:28 PM
@freiheit we have another 4/6 weeks before it's even remotely safe
 
I wouldn't do tomatoes, chiles or other nightshade family stuff yet, but anything that can handle a light frost is good now... We had our 2-3 weeks of freezing a while back and now it's spring. I can see little buds forming on the tree outside my office window, so it'll have leaves soon.
There's definitely some nice bits to living someplace that only has 3 seasons
 
It was almost warm enough not to wear tights on the bike today
 
@MDMarra working on AD tonight for Davalan
 
@ewwhite I'd imagine that 150 users in a collection agency could chew through space real fast. Where are you provisioning this storage?
 
@HopelessN00b I don't think so. The bulk of the users are on a call center floor and have an autodialer and no internet access.
Storage will either be a NexentaStor SAN or an HP P2000 G3 SAN.
 
9:35 PM
@ewwhite So they aren't going to be mailing horse porn videos to each other?
 
@ewwhite Oh, grunts. Personally, I'd thin provision a shit-tonne more than I think they'd need, so that you don't have to take down the mailstore to extend the disk or any silliness like that.
I'd probably do 500 GB, and then another 100 GB for a trans log drive, so I wouldn't have to bother with it again until forever.
(We did have a big issue with that at $[job-2] where the mail migration crushed our translog drive and we had to shut down Exchange for a few minutes to provision more disk space... anything to avoid that again, because people get so pissy about email interruptions.)
 
ooh, speaking of transaction logs, have you seen that iOS 6.1 bug?
 
No, but that sounds like it'd be good for a chuckle. Do tell.
 
run away transaction logs because it continuously tries and tries to open connections to your exchange system
if you have a big corporate iDevice rollout on 6.1 then say hello to transaction logs filling up faster than you can clear them
 
Oh, dear God. Thanks for the heads up, we have a bunch of crApple products for all the Execs and VIPs (naturally)... so I'm sure that's gonna kick our asses when we move them to the new Exchange server. <sigh>
 
9:42 PM
If you can control those iDevices then don't upgrade them to 6.1 - 6.0.1 is ok and I'm sure it'll be fixed soon in 6.1.1 or whatever
 
Well, we'll probably just have to put off migrating the VIPs until an iOS update fixes that. Grr. Nothing's easy.
 
yeah. It bites either way. No arguments here
 
Apples already seeded 6.1.1 to devs. The fix exchange bugs quick
They like their enterprise penetration, it seems
 
good
yeah
 
@ewwhite I'm working on it or you're working on it?
 
9:49 PM
Trouble is, they still don't really 'get' business networking. Mind you, they don't have to while every CxO in the world is going "oooh my preciousssss" and bring a personal iWhatever in from home, throwing it at their network team and screaming "MAKE IT WORK. NOW"
I do love me some apple stuff as a home user but as a techie I wish they'd get their heads out of their asses
 
@RobM Yeah. Fucking execs.
 
to be fair, ours aren't like that. But that might be because they know I like the stuff myself so they just need to wait until my next payday for the latest iDevice to work anyway...
 
@RobM compress IIS logs
 
Invest in JAMF or Absolute products. They seem top notch at OS X and iOS management
Just expensive
 
@HopelessN00b circular logging!
 
9:52 PM
I evaluated JAMF stuff and got it quoted. It didn't get purchased until after I left that job though
 
nooo
 
@MDMarra I'm buying certs now
 
For?
 
@MDMarra the mail
 
Ah ok. So do you have anything for me tonight (or with this project in general)?
 
9:55 PM
@ewwhite Well, because it was a migration scenario, that wouldn't have helped either (actually, we may have been doing that, but I don't remember). The migrations ran the disk out of space too quick.
 
Or do you just need someone to talk you out of .local :)
 
.local? You guys do know about that impending CA change that's gonna prevent certs from being issued to fake TLDs, right?
 
.local 4 lyfe...
 
LDAP connection string.. can I connect to a higher level OU amd use objects in a sub OU?
or do I have to connect to the specific OU
 
No, you can connect to a higher level OU. Domain root comes to mind immediately. :)
 
9:59 PM
That's called defining a "search base" and it depends on how your app works.
 
@MDMarra sharepoint :p
FBA
 
Ya with a custom forms front end :)
 
Every time you name a Windows domain .local another devop is born.
 
@RobM Not just Windows domains.
 
you mean people actually name other things .local?
 
10:00 PM
yuuup, its turned into a priority because IE likes to try to plug the local computername in as a domain name
 
Share point speaks AD/Kerberos by default. So it doesn't need all those ldap strings unless you're doing custom forms auth. And I have no clue how SP handles that
 
@MDMarra external contractors
 
Good luck!
 
@RobM Yeah, I've seen it elsewhere. What can I say? People suck.
 
jesus
 
10:02 PM
There are dumb admins everywhere. There are just more windows ones because the barriers to entry are lower :(
 
@MDMarra dont be mean :p
 
no, it's because REAL work gets done with Linux.
 
I thought REAL people ran Unix?
 
@MDMarra On the bright side, I think the DevOPS fad is generating a lot of really terrible Linux admins, so they're becoming a lot more common than they were back when I was primarily a Linux admin.
 
@HopelessN00b I'm working on the systems for a devops shop now
 
10:04 PM
Ya devops!
 
odd design choices
 
Or maybe it's Ubuntu? Every dunmbass with a PC running Ubuntu trying to turn that into a job as an SA...
 
and the devops shop has ubuntu :(
 
@ewwhite Well, that's what happens when you don't design anything.
 
@HopelessN00b a good example of odd devops. Calculating disk latency per drive in a RAID array.
 
10:07 PM
I'm thinking that when I read CVs/Resumes I need a rubber stamp that says "NO, installing ubuntu at home, plugging it into your home router, sharing a file with your windows PC and browsing the internet via the built in browser DOES NOT make you a sysadmin. Now fuck off."
 
I just called SWC for Microsoft stuff... and was mentioning that goatmale guy... My contact there was like, "hmm, I don't know him... are you sure he works here?"
 
@MichaelHampton Is it not normal behavior to use link-local addresses? I thought your answer was right.
 
@ewwhite Wow. I don't even know what to say to something like that.
 
I was scared for a minute... but then someone was like, "oh yeah, he works here still"
 
@JeffFerland Yes it's normal, but I didn't read his question closely enough...he said it didn't work. So he needs to do some troubleshooting, I think...
 
10:11 PM
@ewwhite sounds like he's making a name for himself!
 
@MDMarra I asked the person on the phone to try to find him in Lync.
 
LYNC
What a terrible name for a product
 
@MDMarra SSSD is bad, too...
 
@MDMarra Not that bad. Now "Good," on the other hand is just fucking awful. Some retard in marketing obviously had no clue about search engines.
 
@ewwhite My latest version of Fedora is encouraging me to join a Windows domain using Samba winbind.
 
10:14 PM
@MichaelHampton I dare you.
 
this should be fun
 
@ewwhite I have a DC up, let's spin up a VM and see what happens...
 
@MichaelHampton I've done that with Solaris
 
...but not right now. I'm trying to get 40 more reputation in the next two hours so I can get my badge!
 
I should complain to HR that my workload is getting in the way of Server Faulting.
Lately 50 rep is a big day for me. :(
 
10:17 PM
@MichaelHampton which badge?
 
@MichaelHampton how far away?
 
@MichaelHampton BOOM! Done
 
@MichaelHampton Oh, by the way, I heard someone complaining that it took a few days for his Epic badge to be awarded after he met the requirements... don't think the code checks for that badge with the same frequency as the other badges.
 
> 40 more reputation
 
10:19 PM
@ewwhite Days at or above 200 rep: 49 of 150. (32%)
 
@MichaelHampton bitches!
 
@ewwhite Hey, you have money. Which would you rather have??
 
damn @MichaelHampton
 
I just get a string of 185-point days.
 
Yeah, I have had lots of those lately.
 
10:21 PM
It's only because I don't answer Windows questions... total conspiracy.
 
I usually only ask Windows questions.
 
I only have 10 days >200 shrugs
 
That's because you spend all your time chatting and banhammering people.
 
I increased my rates by $20/hr... About to send invoices and prepare for the outrage...
(instead of being 49/50 days at > 200)
 
@MichaelHampton I hardly chat and no one is currently banned by my hammer - I just cba answering questions for days/weeks at a time
 
10:28 PM
@ewwhite What did you start at ?
 
$180... in 2008.
 
@ewwhite Where you at now?
 
$200
 
@ewwhite Don't hate
 
but new expenses... I just got hit with a $2700 bill from new data center.
 
10:29 PM
Oh, that's pretty reasonable. But yeah, I bet people bitch.
 
nobody bitched at 180 because that what my old company charged.
the new colo charges 30-days forward
 
When I get close to 200+, I go and and dig up old question in my favorite tag with the answered:0 query string and grind to 200
 
@MDMarra No Bitchassness!
 
I....don't know what that means.
I know those words, they are all familiar
 
P. Diddy speaks the truth.
 
10:33 PM
@ewwhite Recurring?
 
@WesleyDavid $1149/mo
 
@MDMarra I'm surprised you know about the Liverpool University Botanic Gardens
 
but they prorated the half-month I've been in, plus Feb, plus March
 
give up
 
@Iain I was thinking loch ness monster, personally
 
10:36 PM
@MDMarra Ness Gardens are about 20 minutes from her e
finally
 
So, @ewwhite. I'm still unclear. Am I doing anything for you tonight or was that just an informational update? :)
 
Exchange user has been over the send/receive limit for one week... and has not been receiving mail.
 
Woohoo... I managed to let our Exchange 2003 server limp on for another week. I need a shower.
 
@MDMarra I'm sending bills and quote stuff... has to get done first.
 
Ok that's fine. You're just very cryptic sometimes :)
I have a hard time figuring out what you actually want me to do and what's just informational sometimes
 
10:49 PM
It's tough behind behind schedule.
 
@ewwhite For one rack? How mach bandwidth? Amps/Watts?
 
@ewwhite one terabyte? for exchange? do not want.
 
@WesleyDavid 1Gbps HSRP uplinks, one cabinet, 2 x 20 AMP circuits.
@tombull89 seems to be too much, right?
 
@ewwhite For $1100 a month? Wow. Nice.
 
@MDMarra for davalan, you could make the default OU magic work.
 
10:51 PM
@ewwhite I'm no expert by any means but that's excessive to say the least.
 
@WesleyDavid oh, um 10Mb commit... $25/Mb overage
 
@ewwhite So new accounts get put in a sane OU and the UPN suffix gets set automatically?
 
@MDMarra Right. You probably need VPN access.
 
yep
 
Oh, I know what the issue is... I need to swap DC's
 
10:53 PM
swap?
 
@MDMarra davalansales.local to the new dc I built in ad.davalansales.com
 
Oh right
.cc
 
@ewwhite Just checked my exchange server - 400GB total storage for mail, of which 89GB is used.
 
after you change the IP address of the new DC make sure you run

ipconfig /registerdns

dcdiag /fix
 
Similar number of users.
 
10:55 PM
You'll get weirdness for a short time after if you dont
 
@tombull89 oh yeah... none of my exchange servers is over 200GB of data
@MDMarra at least this place has normal IP addresses
192.168.10.x
not 199.3.63.x or 192.1.1.x
 
wow, progress
 
@ewwhite why do they want that much? ultra-long term plans or they tend to use their email to store a ton of files as attatchments?
 
@tombull89 they don't know any better.
completely new to the idea of exchange, SAN storage or VMware.
 
facepalm
 
10:56 PM
The SAN I spec'd only has 3TB usable...
 
@ewwhite Ew. Okay, nevermind.
 
maybe it should be more, but I can just add nearline disks if necessary.
 
It's all very well having money to spend but there's no point wasting money (unless you're in education. education is very good at wasting money. I'll tell you that from expereince).
 
@ewwhite Just get a 3TB NL disk and span them
DEVOPS
 
Nearline disk?
 
10:58 PM
== 7200 RPM SAS drives.
 
@tombull89 7.2K SAS
Basically 24/7 use SATA disks with a SAS interface instead
 
I thought the whole point of SAS was to take advantage of the higher spin/interface speed...
 
@tombull89 naw, the protocol has better error correction and performance under load.
 
@MDMarra :kick:
:P
 
ah.
See, you do learn something new every day.
 
11:09 PM
@MDMarra easiest way to copy Win 2008 DHCP DB to a new server?
 
lights just flickered
 
@ewwhite a netsh export and import command
 
I swear, my power goes out I'm going to be PISSED.
 
@ewwhite let me look it up real quick, I have it bookmarked
netsh dhcp server export C:\dhcp.txt all
netsh dhcp server import C:\dhcp.txt all
Then shut down the DHCP service on the old server. Restart it on the new one
Authorize the new one and you're good
It'll copy the leases and everything
 
looks like I'll need a .local zone temporarily.
 
11:18 PM
@MDMarra That's a neat trick.
 
@ewwhite why?
 
@MDMarra Upvote!
@MDMarra existing clients, domain suffixes and some devices that may be referencing .local
 
ah
I didn't think anything was using it
 
nothing AD-joined.. but for generic DNS
 
yeah I figured
 
11:37 PM
The Greek god of plagiarism is Poseidon, as he has the power to Ctrl-C.
 
@MDMarra reimported DHCP config.. had problems with option 15
 
What about it? Did it fail or did you just have to change it?
 
Had to modify the existing... no biggie
 
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Wait... So @MDMarra freelances for @ewwhite?
 
11:46 PM
bling bling
 
O_O
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@MDMarra should I dcpromo/demote the old domain controller or just turn it off?
 
Might as well just turn it off in case you need to spin it back up for some reason
It was the only DC in the forest, so it's not like anything will fuck up if you just keep it off
 
The new exchange server needs a name..
"banana"!!!
 
How about EXCHANGE-01
 
11:52 PM
BANANA!
 
@MDMarra Thats already being used by mine, sorry try again
 
:(
BANANA it is
 
(they sell bananas)
ugh.. more of this shit...
ethernet0.filter0.name = "vshield-dvfilter-module"
ethernet0.filter0.param1 = "uuid=50048229-580b-7327-832e-1390c8c98044.000"
ethernet0.filter0.onFailure = "failClosed"
 

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