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1:08 PM
eh
Its probably the hard drive
 
500GB S-ATA(5400RPM)
 
slllooooooooooooooow
get a ssd in there asap.
 
Its not his PC, and he dosen't want to spend money on it
@QuicoLlinaresLlorens it'll be slow no matter what you do ;p
 
Yeah I get that
 
about 2 minuts and half to reboot
 
1:19 PM
still, advise user to get ssd, install windows on that instead.
 
that's ... pretty bad
sadly I don't have any spinning rust drives left to test on any functioning machines.
 
So the way to improve the laptop is changing the hdd by a ssd
 
yup deffo
wow ok
this user has a signaure containing images
cept the images don't display
and trying to click the image crashes outlook o_O
 
Bob
@allquixotic the reason for the long namespace: it can be replaced per-project by IL mod github.com/3F/DllExport/issues/2
 
1:35 PM
@QuicoLlinaresLlorens typically that is always the case
 
Bob
ahhhh
@allquixotic you switched from the UnmanagedExports package to some DllExport package :P
that's not the one I was using!
 
15 hours ago, by Dog
@ThatBrazilianGuy e-peen
@Dog That's a strange way of spelling aipim...
 
Yooooo
 
1:50 PM
ooh
tapioca
 
@JourneymanGeek No, tapioca is a byproduct of aipim/cassava/manioc
 
really?
 
There's about O(n) different byproducts
You could eat one a day for a year ;p
 
1:55 PM
Tapioca (Portuguese pronunciation: [tapiˈɔkɐ]) is a starch extracted from cassava root (Manihot esculenta). This species is native to the North Region of Brazil, but spread throughout the South American continent. The plant was carried by Portuguese and Spanish explorers to most of the West Indies, and continents of Africa and Asia, including the Philippines and Taiwan. It is now cultivated worldwide. A staple food in many world regions, tapioca is used as a thickening agent in various foods. == Etymology and origin == In Brazil, cassava is called mandioca, manioc, or aipim while its starch is...
We eat it too
My dad used to slice it thin right into hot coconut oil
 
Tapioca is like a really soft pancake / crepe thing
Let me list just a few byproducts of aipim
1) Deep-fried aipim:
 
Yum Tapioca Pudding
Tapioca pudding (similar to sago pudding) is a sweet pudding made with tapioca and either milk or cream. Coconut milk is also used in cases in which the flavor is preferred or in areas in which it is a commonplace ingredient for cooking. It is made in many cultures with equally varying styles, and may be produced in a variety of ways. Its consistency ranges from thin (runny), to thick, to firm enough to eat with a fork. The pudding can be made from scratch using tapioca in a variety of forms: flakes, coarse meal, sticks, and pearls. Many commercial packaged mixes are also available. British...
 
^--- ugly photo
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy I didn't take it :)
 
2) Tapioca pudding:
3) Pão de queijo:
 
If you're really having a bad day youtube.com/watch?v=OTih3fwoA2I
 
damn it ;p
I thought the other picture was stuck/broken so I deleted it. Just as it loaded
 
Bob
flop
 
4) Aipim cake:
 
Bob
2:01 PM
why do you insist on making me hungry at 1am
 
Bob
btw @JourneymanGeek I still haven't found shio pan :P
 
@WHATEVERDave Really really NSFW if your browser tab automatically plays the audio over your PC speakers ...
 
6) Cookies made of manioc powder:
 
2:02 PM
Oh its totally worksafe here
We live this everyday
:D
 
@Bob lol. I haven't had it in ages. Especially now. ;p
Butter is the enemy and all that
 
@2:20 the video gets good on the second one
its funny! :D
 
@JourneymanGeek: About time!
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek ... it only took them 10 years
 
2:04 PM
7) Aipim pastry:
 
Bob
@ThatBrazilianGuy pls stahp
 
HAMMAHTIME!
 
lol
I just had dinner and this is making me hungry.
goes chew up @ThatBrazilianGuy's shoes
 
But they're not made of cassava!
@JourneymanGeek You just had dinner? I haven't had lunch yet!
 
time zones ;p
 
2:09 PM
@ThatBrazilianGuy War zones if you don't stop! ;p
 
"Do you hear the people sing, singing the song of hungry men!"
 
Bob
our government can't even build good internet infrastructure let alone a mountain range/canal! sends this via a dial-up modem BEP BOPJohn Hon yesterday
 
Dog
@ThatBrazilianGuy I haven't had breakfast yet
 
@Dog Yeah, but that's because you're a cat mess, not because of the timezones
 
2:40 PM
i got a new hat
 
Bob
3:01 PM
OklahomaWolf's reviews read almost like how I'd expect @Dog to write :P
 
o0
!!who
 
Windows 7 laptop sent out to site, wouldn't boot
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek jonnyguru.com/…
 
now it's trying to run start up repair but seems to never finish/end
 
Bob
3:06 PM
@djsmiley2k Have you tried turning it off and on ... oh wait.
 
anyone got a good site for following to try and fix start up issues?
@Bob ¬_¬
 
Bob
@djsmiley2k uh. pretty sure I've gone through the interactive troubleshooting a few times in this chat (transcript), buuuut yea. bleh.
it's a pain
 
hah
yeah, did you ever copy it down somewhere?
 
Bob
uhm.
no? :P
 
we can just nuke the install, but prior to that ideally we'll confirm it's just windows screw up, and not a hardware issue...
:D
 
Bob
3:08 PM
@djsmiley2k General guideline? Check if it's UEFI or BIOS-style boot. If it's BIOS/MBR, verify that active partition is pointing to the boot partition (may be different from main Windows system partition).
In startup repair, load the BCD and check that device and osdevice are still pointing to the right partition (system partition).
Since it's getting into startup repair I'd assume at least it can load bootmgr and read the BCD actually, so the active partition check might not be necessary.
idk.
 
just looking at the diagnostic result, registry hives staRTED BUt not complketed
 
LOL
i guess bootrec.exe /fixmbr is only for mbr boots?
can you tell which it is from within the repair prompt?
 
Bob
@djsmiley2k diskpart will tell you
 
k
/me lets it think for a lil while
ooo I can open multiple prompts \o/
 
Bob
3:25 PM
@djsmiley2k start cmd
 
i just clicked the command prompt button twice :D
 
disk 0, online, 298GB, 0B free
that last one, i guess means free for other partitions
so I 'select disk 0', then 'list partition' ?
 
Bob
> ...we get to see new records for suck being established with 12V ripple hitting 3V. Seriously! Three volts! That's twenty five times higher than the ATX spec!!! And look, 5V isn't much better at 1.3V by test four.
> Do you have any idea what that would do to attached hardware? Bye-bye hard drive. Bye-bye CPU. Bye-bye, motherboard. Nice knowing you. Only the 3.3V stays clean at all loads, but that's small consolation for that 12V based video card this thing just smoked. Heck, I could see this kind of ripple taking out a fan or two.
@djsmiley2k detail disk
 
2 primary partitions, one recovery
Oh one of those is only 100Mb, i'm sensing efi
 
Bob
3:29 PM
@djsmiley2k nah standard win7 on bios/mbr also creates one of them
 
oh ok
Volume 1, 100Mb, is healthy, yey
still scannnnning slowllly
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek ^ I love reading tests of cheapos :P
 
I'm on my lunch and not hungry :(
 
Bob
@djsmiley2k select disk followed by detail disk
 
Volume 2, D, Acer is healthy
and volume 3, e, hidden, pqservice, is also healthy
Nothing I've seen so far indicates any issues with h/w
 
Bob
3:31 PM
@djsmiley2k oh, sorry, I forgot. GPT status is actually indicated in list disk
 
it's mbr then
:)
 
Bob
k
run bcdedit
 
wow options
 
Bob
Huh. My current system is MBR boot.
Whoops.
Could've sworn I did a EFI/GPT install... :S
 
arugh I thought I needed to come out of diskpart
loading it again sloooooooooow
 
Bob
3:36 PM
> This is what we get for 12V regulation. Told ya you were going to love this part. Two FR302's, 6A combined capacity.
@djsmiley2k ...for bcdedit? Yes, that's outside diskpart.
> doesn't have ripple so much as voltage tsunamis
 
lols
voltage tsunami sounds as bad as it can get tbh
device partition=D:
windows\system32\winload.exe
etc...
D: matches the disk listed by detail disk as the 'main' drive
 
is that cool or a bit "wtf?"?
i'm coming down on WTF
 
@Burgi apparently the whole thing is automated.
kinda both
Sorry, I think acer set the bar for WTF
@Burgi did you see their other concept?
 
no?
when you say automated, what do you mean?
 
Bob
@djsmiley2k well, that passes the test I would've given it -_-
soooo your problem lies elsewhere
 
3:50 PM
@Burgi apparently the screens swing out on their own
 
o.O
 
Bob
as in, it's probably passing control to Windows proper fine
 
its not a laptop you could use on the train then...
 
only when you do it
.... I'm going to repeat myself, since I had this conversation elsewhere
but eh, parts of it are done, just not as well
ESSENTIALLY there's a thinkpad with a smaller fold out screen shop.lenovo.com/us/landing_pages/thinkpad/2008/w700/w700ds
 
Bob
 
3:53 PM
@Bob yeah hmmmm drat
 
and kickstarter.com/projects/slidenjoy/… is a manual dual/truple screen setup
 
Anyone else for fixing windows 7 not booting?
 
@HackToHell you made my day yesterday with the Air India from Google
 
@djsmiley2k roadtrip!
 
@AndyK Thanks to BS(Bull shit not buisness standard) India xD
 
3:55 PM
@Burgi my brother would totally consider buying one
 
XD
 
it must eat battery like it is candy
"10 minutes gaming battery life!"
 
Bob
@djsmiley2k hate to ask, but... have you tried safe mode?
 
@Bob Actually good point, I haven't
¬_¬
 
n00b
 
3:58 PM
I never normally get to do this stuff, so I forgot about it
F8 still?
wow....
Loaded win... oh ok it's going again
I remember someone at one of the stores fixed their system exactly like this
booted safe moe and it fixed it
derrp, safe mode failed to start
 
did it boot while in the workshop?
 
it worked before we posted it
 
does it boot without the battery in?
 
it arrived at store not working
 
you posted a laptop?
 
4:00 PM
would battery cause windows errors?
@Burgi how else do you propose to get it half way accross the country?
 
courier
 
ok, fine, we couriered it :P
 
with huge fragile stickers all over it
 
it wasn't royal mail if that's what you're thinking XD
it gets as far as just starting to show the windows loading bar
and bam, startup repair
 
drive failure
 
4:01 PM
I thought maybe that too
but supprised that startup repair runs
and shows all the partitions etc as healthy
 
does it boot off USB/cd?
 
next up is 'rebuildbcd'
Sadly don't have one to test
i shouldn't even realistically be doing this, but I'm cool and stuff
this place is a joke, really
 
roadtrip time
or get it couriered back
 
no no it's here
with me now
I'm just trying to fix it so we don't just ship it off to go knows where, who'll not even look at it, reimage it and tell us it's 'fixed'
the shop already sent it back
 
open it up and see if anything is loose
 
4:04 PM
No screw drivers
there's nothing here :(
It's sad sad state of affairs
 
no 'drivers in your car boot?
 
lol no
should I have some?
 
facilities manager?
YES
 
they wouldn't let us touch stuff like that
it's stupid office politics
there's like desks of tools downstairs, but I'm a lowly phone monkey...
 
4:05 PM
you can't go to the caretaker and say "'sup can i haz screwdriver? i'll burnz u warez"
 
carries a small toolkit around
 
i have a toolkit in my car all the time
just incase i get asked to fix a friends PC (it happens a lot)
@JourneymanGeek in a doggie bag?
 
@Burgi maybe
 
@JourneymanGeek Carries a Swiss Army Knife around with appropriate changeable driver bits as well as other useful attachments :)
 
Bob
> What's that? You want a regulation number? Try 79.2%. ATX spec is 5%. We didn't just miss the mark, old Herc here got into the space shuttle and went to Neptune.
 
4:08 PM
actually a little tablet sleeve.
 
@Bob the one you were using didn't work :-)
 
@Burgi Isn't that meant for the brandy?
 
Bob
@djsmiley2k rebuildbcd probably won't help here
@allquixotic that's cause it's not for Core, yea :P
 
One of these, a swiss army knife knockoff, small flashlight
 
Bob
@allquixotic I just finished cleaning up a bit. Ended up reverting your changes, if you still want to pick things out of it.
Gotta sleep soon but I'll have a proper look at porting to Core later.
 
about 8 dollars total ;)
 
Bob
I've got a custom FlacBox Core build here - there's no NuGet one
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy I thought you people spoke.. french
 
they speak bad english, like everyone else
 
4:10 PM
 
@Bob is core really so different from 4.5 that 4.5 targeted packages won't work?
 
@DavidPostill I find that I open packages and it gets gunked up
 
Bob
@allquixotic Yup! :P
 
Appropriately called the CyberTool M
 
Bob
If it targets net45, it won't work
it needs to target netstandard
 
4:11 PM
@DavidPostill did you get assigned it as a swiss citizen?
 
the cheap knockoff is actually on purpose. I can buy a basic swiss army knife for almost nothing from the army
 
@Burgi Yeah, but you UK people speak English really well when you visit the US. It's almost like you're fluent oe something. Except for insisting in using all the wrong pronunciations!
 
Bob
@allquixotic A lot of net45 code can be recompiled for netstandard with minimal changes (usually stripping out Serializable), but the packages won't work.
 
@Burgi lol. No I bought it :)
 
Bob
At least not when I tried.
 
4:12 PM
@JourneymanGeek Well I once thought you were of Chinese descent >.<
 
Bob
I'm surprised you managed to build, tbh.
 
But I blame that LOL documentary
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy lol
 
@Bob VS for Mac targeted "Mono / .NET 4.5", there isn't even an option for ".NET Core"... but when I go New Project and tell it to make a .NET Core project (DLL or exe), it targets "Mono / .NET 4.5"
 
Bob
@allquixotic ...weird :S
 
4:13 PM
confusingly, you can also compile projects in .NET for Mac targeting .NET 4.5.2, as if you were running Windows
 
Bob
But yea i'll probably make a new project and port things across.
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy Do I look like a pekanese to you? ;p
 
Bob
Shouldn't be too bad. I know i can get PcmToFlac compiling, granted Windows-only.
GoogleApis might need a bit of fiddling.
 
@Bob why not escape .csproj land entirely and use dotnet new? it creates a project.json that you have to edit like node
 
Bob
@allquixotic THat'd be for Mono/Xamarin
@allquixotic That's what a proper VS2015 .NET Core project creates.
 
4:14 PM
@DavidPostill I rarely carry a penknife tho
 
I have my wallet ninja, in my wallet
but it's no good as a screw driver most of the time
 
what's GSF?
 
Bob
it's currently broken (go back to one of the first commits that still used CSCore) but it compiles
@allquixotic I was playing with alternative libs for resampling.
None of them worked out.
Spent the better part of a day trying to get GSF to compile for Core.
GSF is a huuuuuuge framework :\
 
I need to create a little project and test CSCore on Mac
 
Bob
4:17 PM
@allquixotic Good idea!
 
@djsmiley2k Well it fits in my man bag along with my keys, wallet and phone ...
 
Bob
@allquixotic In fact, just use the PcmToFlac/PcmToFlac.Test project on Mono.
Only worry about Core if it works in Mono first :P
If it does manage to use FFMpeg... well... :D
But yea I was going to do a libresample port
 
@DavidPostill and your lipstick...
 
Bob
(but the pointer arithmetic... shudder)
 
@Burgi lip balm sometimes but not lipstick :)
 
4:20 PM
@DavidPostill I don't have a man bag
I have pocket
one pocket contains wallet, money, keys
 
^---- this
 
other pocket contains phone, headphones...
no bags, no problem
nothing to catch on doors
(I once caught my tungsten Carbide ring on a door handle and nearly ripped my hand off.)
 
wallet, keys and phone
 
Microsoft Office 365 ProPlus - en-us 15.0.4885.100 << is it me, or is this really old
 
@djsmiley2k That must be very uncomfortable when you sit down. And I bet pickpockets love you :)
 
4:21 PM
sometimes an inhaler
 
not my back pockets
 
Bob
> Oh, dear Lord. You guys know what the term "cost down" means, right? Well, in electronics, they use that term whenever they want to come up with a way to make something as cheaply as possible. You come up with a nice, decent power supply design first. Then, you start removing and/or replacing components with cheaper stuff as needed until the thing stops working. Then, you undo the last thing you did and sell it to the public.
 
and no ones ever managed to nick anything off me
 
@DavidPostill front pockets
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek ^ your favourite tactic :P
 
4:22 PM
timing....
 
I never understood why people put there phone in their back pocket
 
2078: He announces that he's finally making the jump from screen+irssi to tmux+weechat.
5
 
@bob is suggesting that @JourneymanGeek puts his nose paws hands in other peoples jeans pockets
 
5:03 PM
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ffs
 
@Burgi OVH then?
 
no, local company
 
ouch
mvoe to ovh! :D
 
no i want a managed service
 
hmmm
monitoring the servers and such?
 
5:05 PM
yeah
 
I wonder if I can refer you to someone here
:D
 
our current hosting company is based 10 minutes walk from us
 
Yes, and they are putting the prices up
 
if we have a big problem i can go and shout at them
 
I work here :P
 
5:10 PM
if we do move host it will be to ukfast
 
k fine -_-
:D
 
Dog
5:36 PM
@Burgi yay brexit
 
5:51 PM
woo
 
@djsmiley2k like i say i want as little to do with the server operation as possible
both our current host and ukfast offer a totally managed service and are both based in manchester with 24/7 phone support
 

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