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Undo

7:00 PM

@JF Possible, might be more effective to just persist the max-ID list to get inference working over reboots

quartata

Plus the whole SE integration dream was always going to be as a review queue not as a chat thing I thought

J F

This would be much simpler if we used my Redis idea — one instance would just stop checking spam as soon as the other one came online.

Undo

Where are we hosting Redis, though?

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J F

@Undo ragequit? ^

SmokeDetector

7:02 PM

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quartata

When we decided to make NG use a database we talked about it be centralized on MS like that

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NobodyNada

Yikes

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quartata

I think what we decided was that there would be a new websocket channel

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7:03 PM

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NobodyNada

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@NobodyNada Post 1: Could not find data for this post in the API. It may already have been deleted.

quartata

That Smokey NGs would listen on and update their databases whenever one did

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7:03 PM

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quartata

@Undo suspend?

NobodyNada

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NobodyNada

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quartata

oh jeez

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7:04 PM

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quartata

there's so freaking many

NobodyNada

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quartata

use batch report

NobodyNada

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7:04 PM

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NobodyNada

Oh yeah

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fp- by Mithrandir on For loops in Swift [MS]

quartata

OK what was I saying again

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quartata

I forgot

smokey pls

J F

7:04 PM

1 min ago, by quartata

That Smokey NGs would listen on and update their databases whenever one did

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quartata

Yeah that

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quartata

So it would just be a new ActionCable channel

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tpu- by Mithrandir on Navigation Customized TitleView blank when push&back by swift [MS]

quartata

7:05 PM

And anytime a change was made it would get broadcast

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tpu- by NobodyNada on how do i create two login systems in swift? for example one for a student and one for a teacher [MS]

NobodyNada

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quartata

That would keep instances in standby up to date

J F

@Undo looks at you

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NobodyNada

7:05 PM

That was crazy

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tpu- by NobodyNada

Conflicting feedback on For loops in Swift.

quartata

I also was thinking maybe in the future of a system that was decentralized i.e Metasmoke wouldn't need to be involved in brokering connections

SmokeDetector

Conflicting feedback on For loops in Swift.

quartata

but of course that would mean people would have to open up ports if they wanted that

we'd need both systems

NobodyNada

@SmokeDetector fp

SmokeDetector

7:06 PM

@NobodyNada Registered question as false positive and removed user from the blacklist.

Conflicting feedback on For loops in Swift.

Undo

Problems with any discussion around this that need to be solved: (1) anything centralized is fragile, (2) no one wants to open ports.

CalvT븃

Shouldn't we keep that user on the blacklist? Suspension is only 7 days so far

quartata

@Undo Well the thing about it is that if it went down it wouldn't be the end of the world

Kyll

@CalvT븃 Yep

quartata

People would just need to trade around files, which we already do

Undo

7:08 PM

afk

Yvette Colomb

I wonder if someone hacked their friend's account in that spree

CalvT븃

!!/addblu stackoverflow.com/users/3502952/your-pussy

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@CalvT븃 User blacklisted (3502952 on stackoverflow.com).

NobodyNada

Shouldn't he have already been blacklisted?

quartata

If we wanted to be really cool though we could have it so that when MS came back up everyone broadcasted all the changes they made and we did some sort of conflict resolution

@NobodyNada fp removed the blacklist

CalvT븃

7:08 PM

@NobodyNada your fp took him off

NobodyNada

Oops

Andy

@quartata I don't think we need to broadcast on any change. The standby instances just need to update when they become active.

J F

@quartata How hard could that possibly be? ;)

quartata

@Andy Right but we don't want to send them the whole file

This is basically a delta

Jan Dvorak

If we want to be really cool, Smokey will know how to merge his own copies' changes

quartata

7:09 PM

but we're doing it as it happens because it's simpler

@JF literally the story of Git's life

Yvette Colomb

Jan Dvorak

... or switch to a non-Git system :-D

NobodyNada

@YvetteColomb nice!

Jan Dvorak

@quartata rip "literally"

quartata

But in all honestly the data we're shipping around isn't that complicated so it wouldn't be that complicated

Yvette Colomb

7:10 PM

to brighten everyone' day - spot the horse

quartata

@YvetteColomb spotted

so cool

Mithrandir

@YvetteColomb spotted

Yvette Colomb

hehe

J F

@YvetteColomb spotted

CalvT븃

His/her ears are pretty noticeable :) - nice photo!

Yvette Colomb

7:11 PM

quartata

OK is it weird that the first thing I noticed is that the photo is 1909 x 1080

CalvT븃

Any special camera?

quartata

why 1909

Yvette Colomb

spooky horse lol

maybe google photos has resized it?

I keep all my stuff on google drive and they resize pics

my samsung @CalvT븃

I take 100s of pics

Mithrandir

That horse looked... possessed.

CalvT븃

7:12 PM

To 1920x1080 right? Think Google Photos is that

Yvette Colomb

pin that one ^^ it will help us to combat when the spam force is strong

Mithrandir

@YvetteColomb I'ma steal that for the daily floof in TREU

quartata

@YvetteColomb awhhhh

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Yvette Colomb

7:13 PM

@Mithrandir if you speak English, I'll understand that comment lol

Mithrandir

in The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, 12 hours ago, by Gallifreyan

Daily floof 2017-06-20

Yvette Colomb

@CalvT븃 it's 1909 alright

Kyll

@YvetteColomb Food!

CalvT븃

@YvetteColomb Yeah, but the height is the max of 1080 right?

Yvette Colomb

@Mithrandir I'd be honoured to assist with your daily floof

@CalvT븃 oh yeh - maybe I'd need to check

@Kyll slap slap

Kyll

7:16 PM

@YvetteColomb Animal violence there

Yvette Colomb

Ikr!

I have to be kind to you - to set an example

Kyll

Exactly. So now feed me those kitties.

Mithrandir

@Kyll *kicks*

Yvette Colomb

you'd have a tough time with your stature - they may get you ;)

you're only a little squirrel with a toy spear afterall

Kyll

Why do you think I carry a spear around?

Jan Dvorak

7:18 PM

something like a fidget spinner?

Yvette Colomb

@Mithrandir I've got some interesting pics you can use for floofing if you'd like

@JanDvorak yes!

Mithrandir

@YvetteColomb sure, if you pop in there with the word 'floof' people will be happy ;)

Yvette Colomb

ok all, that's it from me. I was in bed at 10.30, my son woke me up to get into the house 2 hours later and I've been awake since le sigh

Jan Dvorak

I'm mostly curious what floofing means.

Yvette Colomb

@Mithrandir oky doky will do

Jan Dvorak

7:19 PM

unless it means brewewing covfefe.

Yvette Colomb

lol

what does floofing mean?

On that note I retire - nigth all \o

CalvT븃

o/

Mithrandir

Floof = fur = cute = definition depends on you

Kyll

Can floof be Plop?

Jan Dvorak

Oh, so it does mean what I imagined it would?

Mithrandir

7:22 PM

@Kyll Ask Pops.

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J F

If you’re learning React, this might help: “React [event] handlers are passed ‘synthetic events,’ which are sort of like native events, but different.”

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8:04 PM

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Magisch

@YvetteColomb Are these yours?

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8:36 PM

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9:06 PM

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9:26 PM

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NobodyNada

@SmokeDetector Hmm, PromoCode2017 is spam IIRC, but groupon's a reputable site

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