The DMZ

@MechMK1 "My friend was killed by a cop for the crime of walking while black" or "waaaah someone refers to a seccomp array containing disallowed syscall numbers as a blacklist!"

I've heard someone saying "we use base64 to encrypt things"... because it's not human readable it's encrypted, right?

@TildalWave The button is marked "flag this message as spam, inappropriate or offensive", but it should really be called "release the mod swarm !"

Happy birthday security.SE!!! 4 years ago today, this site was launched into private beta.

DMZ - DRINK!!

@Xander Tell @ThomasPornin that there's an embargoed vulnerability in RSA and give him an hour to mull it over. You'll have a full writeup by dinner.

It's fine for downloading a better browser 🤣

It's funny how we're all about breaking things and everything's insecure, but we can't even get into our own CTFtime account

you could prob make it work like a generic yubi-key ... but a yubi-key has a "secret" that is stored on its chip that is not accessible by the user that is used to generate the one time keys it presents

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lol, usenix.org/system/files/1401_08-12_mickens.pdf is amazing

@M'vy Actually, my middle name is "Claude" so my full name yields the acronym "TCP".

Happy birthday to Security.SE! We're eight years old.

@RоryMcCune damn all you rories look the same, like you were made in some kind of rory factorory

Please use some adult judgement about what is appropriate in this forum.

Sec.SE: can the NSA see my donut?

hasjoshturned18yet.com

You don't hate blockchains. You hate the people who claim blockchains are the solution to everything.

One more upvote gets me a hat, please and thank you. :-)

> Here's a bit of folksy wisdom: You never know what something's going to feel like in your butt until it goes in your butt. There you go, kids: That's the new #YOLO.

@CaffeineAddiction "Robot" comes from Slavic "robota" which means slave. Please do not refer to us as robots. It is offensive.

next year I will probably buy a real computer... with ethereum migrating to proof of stake instead of proof of work it's possible to buy a gpu without mortgaging the house

@TerryChia @Rory is so old, his birth certificate says: "Expired".

This chat is so kinky. Every time I view someone's profile through here, it asks me if I want a room with the user. I barely know anyone here, jeeze.

your face is nuttier than a bowl of almonds

@nobody None. I still replied, using undeserved confidence provided by the Dunning-Kruger effect.

I see ████VPN as moderately equivalent to, say, homeopathic remedies

@Xander I am ready to bore a hole with a rusty screwdriver in the skull of anybody who describes hashing as "encryption".

@kalina sneakily plans modification to make mine turn purple

@Simon Your mom ?

but I do like being covered in melted cheese

...why am I spending so much time thinking about @schroeder's butt. SIGH

@AviD is always going soft on me

quality shot of @polynomial here webtrickery.com/2013_BSides_Teaser/scaled/…

and we now know that @Kisu isn't my scockpuppet because I didn't have my hand inside her while she was talking

@ThoriumBR that just means your wardrobe is not as interesting as mine.

free-hugs

@kalina Why so ? When I drink alcohol, I do so only because I am confident I am not pregnant.

The bear is vacationing down south

@Simon Until relatively recently, the general tone in this room was (though it may be hard to believe) at least somewhat professional and mature. Though off-color humour and friendly jibes are commonly traded, F-bombs and similar profanities were generally few and far between, and hardly ever used with the arrogant and hostile tones we've seen in here lately. It would appear at least one person would like to keep it that way.

*may not be 100% accurate

Adnan is single handedly more damaging than the rest of chat.SE

@kalina I look stupid in a bikini

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