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7:08 PM
@MDMarra huh... CAS in a DMZ? That's the first time I've ever heard of anyone doing that
 
@pauska For OWA?
 
@MDMarra you use a proxy for OWA (like TMG)
 
And autodiscover and all that?
I dunno dude, I don't do shit with exchange
Didn't Microsoft just discontinue TMG?
 
autodiscover is not dependant on DMZ
 
I'm so sad that Microsoft is ditching the Forefront products
I really like TMG and ISA before it
 
7:09 PM
@RyanRies Why's that?
 
@pauska For off-network autodiscover to work it does
 
@MDMarra Yeah I guessed that much, every exchange role requires AD :-)
 
We don't do that here, but we did at $lastjob
 
@JoelESalas I just found them really useful and I like using them
 
r0ar?
 
7:10 PM
on-network autodiscover is done via AD, not via DNS
@RyanRies TMG is the only one being dropped? the others are just getting renamed.. and the UAG will still use TMG
 
@RyanRies MS is like Apple. Stay in the ecosystem, spend a lot of money, and everything will mostly Just Work
 
@MDMarra yeah they dont sell it any more.. lots of loadbalancers now provide the same proxying features for stuff like exchange
 
Surely they don't expect everyone to buy a dedicated proxy though
Especially for smaller installs
 
small installs dont proxy
they just forward https to the single mailserver they have
hell, we have 700 users and we dont proxy
we just have 3 servers in a DAG (one of them is offsite), and thats it
but trust me, you do not put exchange in a DMZ.. never ever.
 
why
 
mailboxes on the inside, cas in the dmz seems reasonable from an outside perspective
 
Hrm, Windows confuses me. I am trying to figure out a Windows update issue and I have a wireshark running on a mirrored port. Windows update is in the 'downloading phase' and went from 45% complete downloading to 57% complete downloading without a single packet being transmitted or received....
 
@MDMarra and yet it's not at all
read the blog and you'll understand
 
Not sure where to start with this: if I want to display a number on the screen with bash that changes as the task progresses, how would I do it? clear and reecho each time?
 
or whatever, put your exchange stuff in dmz and have fun :)
 
7:14 PM
@Basil Pipe it to pv? :)
@pauska Heh, like I said. I don't do anything with exchange. We have exchange guys for that
I was just asking out of curiosity, since from an uneducated perspective it seems to make sense
 
@MDMarra gimme a sec, I managed to remove my manuals on my system. I'm googling "man pv" now :P
 
@MDMarra well, think of it this way. Putting the CAS servers in the DMZ provides no security at all. They would need full access to AD and to every mailbox server. Clients on the inside network would need basically full access to the servers in the DMZ (easy to accomplish). And, you can't deploy a proxy in the DMZ, since the CAS servers are already there. CAS on the inside and proxy in DMZ is ten million times more secure.
so there really is zero reason to do it
 
bam PSRemoting enabled bitch!
 
OWA all the things
 
one caveeat.. exchange 2003
 
7:17 PM
@MDMarra So if I wrote a script that loops through 20k unique values in a 30k line file and does calculations and error checking on them, how would I use pv?
 
@Zoredache Windows Update has done that since forever.
 
@Basil fucked if I know. *nix is voodoo to me
 
so if you're running on piss poor old outdated non-supported software.. sure
 
@MDMarra hehe
 
If nothing goes through the pipeline, then you cant
 
7:18 PM
oh that was another discovery with powershell today
 
@MichaelHampton I see. I have never watched it update before... I somehow assumed that when the word download was displayed, Windows was actually downloading things.
 
@Basil pv goes in a pipe xyzzy | pv | plugh
 
holy hell the pipe abuse..
or well, "abuse". it works great
 
@Zoredache No, mostly what it does is waits around with its thumb up its ass.
 
it's like get-bleh -Name blah | format -Table | sort blah | vodoo | shit | yo
 
7:19 PM
ok, so pv isn't what I need. I need to echo something to the terminal, and then delete what I echoed without having to clear the screen, and then write something new. Is that possible?
 
@Basil that kind of defeats the point of using echo
 
yawnnn
 
Don't echo the first thing in the first place?
 
@MichaelHampton I wanted to have it start off saying "checking for this in these addresses", then replace that with "checking for that in those addresses"
 
7:21 PM
Can you drive in France with a US license?
 
@Basil Don't bother, just echo them normally. Otherwise you'll just confuse the next person to use your script..
 
Better yet. Just write it to a log file that no one will ever look at
 
@MDMarra >/dev/null 2>&1
 
@ScottPack cat @MDMarra >/dev/null 2>&1
 
@JoelESalas Yes, but get a permit from AAA before you go.
 
7:23 PM
ok thanks for the advice guys
 
@MichaelHampton Oh man cool
 
@Basil If you're not careful someone's neckbeard will develop sentience and yell 'useless use of cat' or some bullshit.
 
this is my last day of work for 2 weeks
 
@ScottPack The only neckbeards I talk to are you guys.
 
@Basil s/>\/dev\/null 2>\&1/\&>/dev/null/
 
7:25 PM
@Basil There are no neckbeards here. If you want neckbeards, hit up unix.SE
 
@Cole lucky you
 
@MDMarra except I'll be a T-Rex for a few weeks.
 
@Iain Oh does that redirect both descriptors 1 and 2?
 
@Iain I am having trouble parsing that. I need to get more comfortable with regex
 
@ScottPack &>/dev/null - yes
 
7:26 PM
We are breaking down our SQL clusters in preparation to move back to New York...we hope this causes no interruption of service but hang on.
#stackexchange SE 2.0 site maintenance complete, moving on to #stackoverflow
#StackOverflow DNS issues resolved http://tmblr.co/Z7LcqtcGufcQ
It appears there are issues with people reaching #stackoverflow and the #stackexchange network though we're online, we're investigating.
We've tracked down the root cause of the earlier outage with the help of @PEAKInternet http://stackstatus.net/post/41451032451
 
@Iain Cool, I didn't know that.
 
WOAH STACK BOT YOU FUCK
 
@MDMarra there'll be no more till they tweet new status for the SE network#
@basil try echo -en "Your text\r" ; sleep 5 ; echo -en "Some Other text\r"; sleep 5
 
STACKBOT WHAT THE FUCK. YOU HAD ONE JOB, ONE. JOB.
 
@Iain thanks :)
 
7:29 PM
So much missed rep :(
 
@MDMarra could have had me answer questions and I would have received it ;)
 
@MDMarra I can downvote some, so that you can earn more?
 
@pauska You'd have to downvote a lot
Like 45 things
I'd break even at that
 
isn't downvote -2?
 
ya
 
7:32 PM
@MDMarra I feel terrible for you.
My heart weeps.
 
thanks man
you're a real bro dick
 
brodick
 
spiderbro :(
 
@pauska fuck that, I hate spiders.
 
7:34 PM
@Cole You wouldn't hate spiderbro if he lived
 
@MDMarra stfu, you have more rep than I do. Go bounty some shit!
@Cole what is this, bad fratboy porn?
 
@voretaq7 yes, if you want it to be.
 
@Cole do I get to pick the fratboys?
 
@voretaq7 I suppose.
 
@Cole Sold. Get the camera and the $67,000 worth of lube!
 
7:36 PM
@voretaq7 oh, I only have $66,000 worth...gotta stop at the store then.
 
(not porn, just superqueer hilarious)
somehow that came up in my youtube playlist last night while I was showing someone Video On Trial
 
Wish I could wear headphones to listen, BUT I CANT
 
@voretaq7 THE RICH GET RICHER
 
Question, fools...
 
@MDMarra You're no Skeet, sir.
 
7:37 PM
@MDMarra you don't want to be the Robin Hood of SF?
 
@voretaq7 Skeet skeet
@Cole No
I do not
 
Client wants us to remove quad-core CPU's and put dual-core CPU's in.
 
wat
 
To get around a licensing issue.
 
my thoughts exactly ^
 
7:38 PM
@MDMarra yes, well, he's unfortunately named, but he's also a brit.
 
I said, "change the core-count in the BIOS"
 
jesus take the wheel
 
@ewwhite not sure that's license-kosher (depends on the license)
@MDMarra @WesleyDavid has his "OH GOD GET ME OUT OF HERE" face on in that pic...
 
Client thinks replacing the 5400-series CPU's with 5100-series is the way to do this.
 
7:39 PM
@ewwhite Don't you host cloud shit?
 
(which is wrong)
 
Why do they care about licensing
 
@MDMarra Oracle.
 
@ewwhite Ouch
 
same as:
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Q: Disable CPU cores in bios?

monomythIs it possible to disable CPU (Intel) cores in BIOS, and if yes what HP/DELL (others?) 1U/2U servers would allow this? It is becoming difficult to find new server hardware with dual core CPUs, most of new servers are Quad Core ones, and so the cost of Oracle licenses makes server upgrades unreas...

 
7:39 PM
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(I'm laughing at you because of Oracle licensing)
 
Oracle licensing sucks cock.
 
e.g. on a running server, it's stupid to try to put old CPU's in...
 
@ewwhite My condolences on the prison rape
 
Not my money.
 
Glad I don't have to deal with the Oracle licensing here.
 
7:40 PM
@ewwhite no, it's Oracle's money.
 
@ewwhite I'm going to assume it's going to fuck the OS up doing that...too.
 
your company is just holding on to it for a little while.
@Cole probably not, but it's certainly not the RIGHT way to go about it if your licensing says disabling the cores is as good as uninstalling them.
 
Licensing makes me cry.
 
@Cole eventually you learn to like it. Or at least not cry so much. It's like an arranged marriage to the ugliest guy in the village (that'd be Oracle).
 
Even MS makes you license all physical sockets in a box even if you're virtualizing
The upswing is you can then install the same license on as many VMs on that box as you want
 
7:45 PM
@voretaq7 but I don't want to marry Oracle! He's stupid and an idiot! sobs
 
I'm surprised Oracle hasn't started licensing by the mip.
 
@ScottPack . . . please delete that before they come across it in a Google search and get ideas.
 
@ScottPack They do have market position and abuse it mercilessly
 
@Iain must...resist...urge...to....make....buttsex....joke
 
@voretaq7 why? - you're not normally so backward at coming forward
 
7:49 PM
licenses... what would we do if we played by the rules entirely?
@WesleyDavid ?
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@Iain I've already made 2 buttsex jokes and a prison rape reference at Oracle's expense - if I keep it up it will lose all meaning
@ewwhite go bankrupt.
 
The response from client: "This software is licensed based on the Intel model number; E5405 is a quad-core processor."
Does that seem valid?
 
so a position is opening up in the Networking group here
 
@ewwhite no (at least it seems fucking stupid because what if I buy a new Intel chip model next year? My license is suddenly invalid?), but I haven't read the licensing agreement...
 
@voretaq7 Wondering if I should press further or just put dual-core procs in.
 
8:00 PM
I know IBM's licensing is based on processor model.
 
@Cole jboss?
 
@ewwhite Domino.
We're a Domino shop.
 
@ewwhite how much do you care? :)
 
a little.
 
@Cole I'm sorry.
The end of Domino is in sight for me. Moving to Google Apps.
 
8:05 PM
@ewwhite will it cause foreseeable problems in the future term for which you are likely to be at this employer?
 
@voretaq7 no, just trying to avoid having people try to replace CPU's.
 
@ewwhite Write a memo, then do whatever the person above you wants.
I'm mastering the fine art of "Here is a list of everything wrong with what you're asking me to do. You still want me to do it? OK. Done."
Then 6 months later when they scream I point out the memo/email - worst thing they can do is fire me, and maybe next time they'll listen.
 
@voretaq7 we're just moving forward and doing it for the client.
but that's pretty messed up.
 
@ewwhite do you have a short Indian man in your sales department who jumps up and down and says "But the customer is going to cancel"? :-)
 
naw...
 
8:17 PM
I miss that guy from $job[-1] -- mostly because he would say it about shared hosting customers who paid like $20/month like they were a big deal when he had IBM Hosting customers paying us $20K/month on his call sheet.
 
Wouldn't $job[-1] be your current one?
 
@r.tanner.f I wish
 
$job[job.count -1] ?
 
Surgery center calls, I call back - not answering. Called me at 3 - she only works till 430 -_-
 
8:24 PM
well well...new CEO as of today...should make for an interesting company year
 
@TheCleaner Hope you still have a job in a year!
 
if not here, somewhere no worries there. But I've been here 8 years...so I'm not concerned at all about that.
 
"Reorganize the whole business" is always the first thing a new CEO does.
 
@ewwhite We would be good people. Poor, but good people.
=P
 
And the last one was only here about 1 year...so I think I'll be fine.
unless he asks "why are you on chat.stackexchange.com all day" then I'm screwed.
 
8:26 PM
@Cole Remote?
@TheCleaner Why would he even know about network traffic? That sounds really, really bad already.
 
he won't...I was kidding
 
@TheCleaner U NO CAN HAZ KIDDING IN HERE!!
The Comms Room is srsbiz.
 
I thought the Comms Room was 10% live support, 20% making fun of questions, 40% trying to find each other jobs/projects, 20% Random Image fun, 9% people complaining on why they were down voted, and 1% srsbiz.
 
oh, srsbiz? I've come to the wrong place
 
No. It's 110% live support, 110% of the time.
Also, it's 1:30PM and I need lunch. You know what that means...
 
8:31 PM
@WesleyDavid Mint Spaghetti?
 
And 2% Cheevos. Don't forget the Cheevos.
 
Hello bros. Im looking to start a datacenter
 
@mossy I can help you!
 
8:32 PM
Ok.
 
The 90's called, they want their animations back.
 
@mossy Lease my rackspace.
 
@WesleyDavid has a great rack
7
 
Pics
 
Like, from scratch? Or Just lease a couple of racks
 
8:33 PM
@WesleyDavid why is a banana saying it is peanut butter and jelly time?
 
@mossy kk, I'll show you my rack
Was in the setup phase. Looks a tad bit cleaner.
@ewwhite's HP he sold me will reside in the bottom spaces shortly I hope.
 
Your switch is backwards :)
 
@WesleyDavid hopefully it powers on.
2
 
@MDMarra He's a cat. What does he know about racking equipment? :)
 
are those poweredge 650's?
 
8:38 PM
@ewwhite It does. =P
@MDMarra I like it that way, you fiend! =P
@DennisKaarsemaker R200s and 860s
Probably going to remove some of them to make room for other things.
I was just putting all my junk in there to get it out of the house.
 
heh. I have some 2850's at home that I need to throw out
power hungry crap
 
Oh, @ewwhite @Iain and @freiheit what say ye about: ebay.com/itm/ws/…
 
I has two 1850s at home for a period.
 
@WesleyDavid it's a road bike. Nothing special. Won't be able to do a rack or fenders.
but it'd be good for distance
 
@WesleyDavid remote wat?
The surgery center was SO nice
 
8:42 PM
@Cole sexy nurses?
 
@voretaq7 I hope so, I'll be in FL
But the lady on the phone was SO nice.
 
@WesleyDavid Looks nice for a roadie
 
Definitely getting nervous now.
 
@ewwhite Yeah, no braze ons. cc @Iain
@Cole If that network position could be filled remotely.
 
@WesleyDavid oh, no.
Need to actually do physical plugging in of cable/ports/etc
 
8:45 PM
@Cole But... but... cloud!
 
@WesleyDavid we don't have any cloud lol
We still have NT Domains, you think we're going to go cloud? nope.
 
@ewwhite @Iain I was half considering going hipster-fixie all up in this hizouse: ebay.com/itm/…
 
@Cole NT Domains make The Baby Jesus shit hisself.
 
does. not. compute
 
@WesleyDavid so much shit
I showed my manager the AD Topology and he just said "wow, I didn't realize it was THIS bad"
Funny, my boss is going to be in Orlando next week - I'll be in Ft Lauderdale
 
8:51 PM
@tombull89 network card with an identity crisis?
 
@DennisKaarsemaker guess so.
 
@tombull89 It's a knockoff Entel brand
 
@WesleyDavid That's too much for a fixie
 

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