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Neat.
 
@Mahnax SP alt+0150 SP :-p
 
@ΜετάEd SP…?
 
@Mahnax alt+032
 
Nuh-uh.
Nope.
CMoS says no space.
Em-dash, not en-dash.
 
7:04 PM
@cornbreadninja pretty
 
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A: When should I use an em-dash, an en-dash, and a hyphen?

waymostAn em-dash — is typically used to act as a comma or parenthesis to separate out phrases—or even just a word—in a sentence for various reasons (i.e. an appositive). Examples where an em-dash should be used: School is based on the three R’s—reading, writing, and ’rithe...

 
@Mahnax Lessee ... where's that English.SEMoS ... gotta be around here somewhere ...
 
OMELG.
 
@KitFox Quoi?
 
CMoS is behind the times.
 
7:07 PM
I have one tiny little bit of friction in a meeting and we move to defcon 1.
 
Anybody who's anybody uses the en-dash.
 
I refuse.
 
It's the in-dash, baby.
 
em-dash forever. the en-dash is for terrorists
 
Thank you, Mr. Linguist. We have an official ruling.
 
7:08 PM
I typically put spaces — just a little bit of whitespace — around em dashes in HTML, so that I don't get huge, ugly word clusters that break horribly at the end of the line.
 
@Robusto this, too, is wisdom
 
@KitFox what going on?
 
@Robusto That's even worse. The em-dash is huge. The font already provides a bit of space, like a hair space width; let the font take care of it.
 
The em-dash is beautiful. —︵—
4
 
A two-hour meeting with a 15 minute spat at the end turns into 1-30 minute conversation with the big boss, 1-hour conversation with my boss, and now 1-hour long conversation with the big boss's wife who is sort of my half-big boss.
 
7:10 PM
@ΜετάEd It's not about the font. It's about linebreaks.
 
She's asking me about this "issue" that they "sense" between me and the project lead.
 
@ΜετάEd The en dash is for people who can't afford the fully luxury-equipped em dash.
 
@Robusto And that makes no sense: the software should be smart enough to break at an em-dash. Get better software.
 
em-dash—is no space sufficient?
hmmm — probably not
 
 
7:11 PM
@ΜετάEd Should be. In my experience, it isn't.
 
@MattЭллен Space around the en-dash, however, is a good idea. A space, or a thinspace.
 
@ΜετάEd the software in this case is the web browser, possibly enabled by the OS.
 
@Robusto You shouldn't write code to borken software.
 
I like no space.
 
@KitFox they've only just noticed?
 
7:12 PM
@Cerberus You are, like, nowhere then.
 
@JSBձոգչ Sure. But get the browser fixed. Don't write text that will eventually do the wrong thing when they fix it.
 
@ΜετάEd Right. I'll get Microsoft to fix their browser. Hold on, I'll be right back. This should only be a few decades.
 
@Mahnax how you make frowny part
 
@Robusto I see the concept of liking something is beyond you.
If you like boobies...
 
@MattЭллен It's not an "issue." There's no "problem." No forms need to be filled out!
 
7:14 PM
@Cerberus But only just beyond me. Tantalizingly out of reach.
 
@cornbreadninja It's in my character viewer thingy.
 
@Mahnax hmph.
 

PRESENTATION FORM FOR VERTICAL LEFT PARENTHESIS
Unicode: U+FE35, UTF-8: EF B8 B5
 
@Robusto Abandon Microsoft.
 
So in response to my complaint about the project lead wasting my time, I have had approximately three additional hours wasted trying to explain what I meant by that.
 
7:15 PM
@ΜετάEd Other browsers do it too. I just used that as the reductio ad absurdum example.
 
@Robusto The unluckiest man in the world.
@KitFox They are trying to beat you down, wear you out.
 
brb unending, unfulfilling busywork
 
@KitFox ah
 
@Robusto absurdum indeed.
 
@Cerberus No, they are trying to help me solve a nonexistent problem.
 
7:16 PM
@Cerberus You sound like someone who hasn't realized yet that life is a dream within a dream, a shadow of a shape.
 
@KitFox except that you don't like him and find it hard to work with him
 
@MattЭллен Eh. They can't change him.
 
@KitFox I see
- – — – -
 
@KitFox By aggravating it?
 
There is no remedy for the situation. And in terms of dealing with him, I'm fine once I have time to shake it off.
 
7:17 PM
@Robusto Less than that.
@KitFox But they know now that he is a difficult person to work with, don't they?
 
Why don't we just go back to ASCII. Hyphen: - En dash: -- Em dash: ---
 
@Cerberus She told me a few times that she had heard it from other people too. She was really digging for me to unleash on her about how awful he was.
I didn't break though.
 
Well done.
Unless that would have got him fired?
 
Not hardly. She's friends with him.
 
user19161
@Mahnax X-rays are discussed on pages 44--46 of the manual---read everything carefully. There there, the hyphen, the en-dash and the em-dash all in one.
 
7:19 PM
Oh.
Then you did well.
Surely it helps to know that other people have complained too, and that the bosses understand the situation?
 
@KitFox That's a perfect opening for "you're friends with him, how do you handle it when he XXX, YYY, and ZZZ"
@MattЭллен that's just much too wide.
@JasperLoy This.
 
user19161
@ΜετάEd LaTeX works like that too.
 
@JasperLoy Ayup.
And just plain TeX.
 
@Cerberus It kind of reminds me of when I reported one of my high school teachers for inappropriate behavior and there was all this hubbub, and interviewing and such and then they gently told me that I hadn't been sexually molested or harassed or anything, and I was all like "no shit, but I just thought you might like to know about his creepy behavior. Duh."
 
user19161
So the election results will be out immediately in half an hour?
 
7:25 PM
35 minutes
 
user19161
I am so excited now!
 
or they will be calculated then
I'm not sure how long that will take
there might need to be a recount, if Evan isn't elected
 
user19161
It should be immediate and automatically announced if well configured.
 
How can there be a recount if he didn't make it past primary?
 
user19161
:5679057 Extra space there.
 
user19161
7:27 PM
@simchona They need to recount the primary!
 
user19161
@MattЭллен I used that one in another room and it was not well received.
 
oh
which one? I shall avoid it there
 
user19161
@MattЭллен The math room.
 
ah. I'm not mathy enough to go in there
 
user19161
7:28 PM
Also people don't like links to expand there.
 
Gotta run. PT. Sad panda.
 
They are a humorless crew.
 
user19161
@Robusto Good luck.
 
@Robusto you'll get that 6 pack soon!
 
user19161
@MattЭллен Or the ice pack.
 
7:29 PM
:D
 
super PAC
 
Ms. Pac-Man
 
Mr Pac-Woman
 
user19161
When the results are announced, there might be an earthquake in the world.
 
user19161
I have a cold pack in the freezer.
 
7:30 PM
eeep! half an hour!
 
Half an hour. I came just in time.
 
user19161
Get some popcorn.
 
I have salt & vinegar chips.
 
Mmm.
 
user19161
@Mahnax I like sour cream.
 
7:32 PM
I have to leave to get my boys. Maybe I will hang out until the polls close.
 
They're the yummy kettle-cooked variety.
@JasperLoy …and onion?
Or just sour cream?
 
user19161
@Mahnax Hmm I think they usually go together.
 
@JasperLoy They do here, that's for sure.
 
user19161
@Mahnax Yeah, they only don't have spicy KFC there.
 
We're up to about 136 voters, I think.
 
user19161
7:34 PM
@KitFox Quite a pathetic number.
 
@JasperLoy Don't you rub it in, now.
 
user19161
@Mahnax rubs it in
 
@JasperLoy bleeds it out
 
How many users are there?
 
Thousands.
 
7:35 PM
You should ask how many users can vote.
 
On meta?
 
No, on the main site.
 
You can look it up.
 
I meant ask on meta?
 
Nope.
 
user19161
7:37 PM
No, you can look at the users page and sort by rep. 150 rep can vote.
 
What good is the popcorn without accumulated vote tallies. It's so boring!
Maybe at the end the results can be "announced" in the manner of a horse race.
 
You can also wait the elections are over. At the end, the page will show how many users voted, and how many users could have voted.
 
There are 2660 users with 150 or more rep.
 
user19161
So it is 74 times 36 minus 3 users who can vote.
 
It looks like there are 2661 eligible voters.
 
7:39 PM
@JasperLoy I was just about to post that.
 
And around the final turn it's KitFox in the lead, Matt pulling alongside Simchona, and trailing the pack it's … Feetlebaum.
 
I wonder how many voted in primaries, but not final
 
user19161
@Mahnax So only a small fraction bothered, sigh.
 
It looks like almost the same number in the primaries and the elections.
 
7:40 PM
@JasperLoy It's a shame.
 
@Mahnax Great Turtle just got pushed over. I wonder if he'll vote?
 
"654 voters were eligible, 150 visited the election, and 101 voted."
 
I think @aedia forgot about the election.
 
@Luke Perhaps you should ask him.
@KitFox I haven't seen her in weeks.
 
Girdle is coming around the stretch!
 
7:41 PM
@Mahnax She's been busy.
 
@KitFox That's better than abandoning us, I guess.
 
@Mahnax I'm sure she will be back eventually.
 
@Mahnax He hasn't been on for three hours. Not likely he'll log back in in time. How would I anyway?
 
@KitFox Oh, what happened?
 
She moved.
 
7:42 PM
Jeff is not anymore around to scary users.
 
@Luke Send him a hand-carved message on some driftwood, via carrier pigeon.
@KitFox I hope so.
 
LOL. Could I ping him from chat?
 
You can try.
 
@KitFox Does that mean she changed location? (I am sorry if it seems a stupid question.)
 
@kiamlaluno Yes, she moved to a new house.
 
7:44 PM
@Great Turtle Will you vote?
 
Who is? A moderator's ping is more powerful.
I could summon everybody here, even who has never been in this room. ;)
 
Banana is coming up through the bunch!
 
Better satellite connection?
 
Apartment House is second with plenty of room!
And now it's Cabbage by a head!
 
Or do the mods already have 5G?
 
7:46 PM
Cabbage, Banana: What is the next?
Tell me who you want to ping, and we can test it.
 
Now Mother-In-Law is nagging in the rear!
 
I am glad I don't have any mother-in-law.
 
And now it's Underwear on the inside in the stretch!
 
Wait, that is not a vegetable.
 
meat and two veg
or a whole garden, depending on your make up
 
7:49 PM
That is good; well, it could be good.
 
And around the final turn, Excrement is moving to the outside!
 
I will tell you once I understand that. :)
 
OK, I can gat what pumpkins are, but what are the other vegetables in the whole garden?
 
Ten minutes left. puts the popcorn in the microwave
 
7:51 PM
I don't know why you are waiting so much for the end of elections.
Elected moderators are not known immediately.
 
The suspense. It's killing me.!
 
If you don't have to wait 4 days, you need to wait at least 2 days. (If memory doesn't fail me.)
 
@MattЭллен guffaw
I've not heard that one.
 
Glad to be of service :D
 
7:53 PM
And one of the veg dishes at the Thai place is "Lady in the Garden."
 
I'm gonna rip it - shine it - rev it - Scoot it - skid it - jam it - Rev it - skip it - gun it - Up and down the 101 / Don't want your love / Don't want your money, girl / I said all I want is the key to your Ferrari.
 
@kiamlaluno oh. right. well then I shan't wait
 
@MattЭллен Yes, but you said whole garden. :)
 
@kiamlaluno right, one garden is a whole garden
 
Do they get a notification? "Congratulations, you have been elected Moderator. See your profile."
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7:55 PM
I'm guessing email
 
And then...! And then I saw her...
 
If I edit that again, it will go to Community Wiki
 
She was a bright red '64 GTO
With fins and gills like some giant piranha fish,
Some obscene phallic symbol on wheels....
Little rivers of anticipation ran down my inseam
As I kicked those five hundred Italian horses into life
And left reality behind me:
Fifty, sixty, seventy miles an hour...OH!
 
You're way out of tune!
 
My hand slipped inside the belt of my trousers
As we passed eighty, ninety miles an hour...
 
7:57 PM
@ΜετάEd flag
 
And as we hit the magic hundred, I...
 
2 minutes!
 
And at that moment, I thought of my mother.
 
places, everyone
 
Like a box of paints
that you mix to make
every shade
they either combine to form a chemical compound
or stand alone as they are
 
7:58 PM
Popcorn's ready!
 
@cornbreadninja No, they see a diamond next to their username, and they get an email.
 
@simchona are you seeing diamonds?
 
It's not time yet.
 
30 Seconds!
 
30 seconds!
 
7:59 PM
>_<
 
Well then.
Jinx!
 
Ten.
 
9
 
5.
 
0
 
8:00 PM
Election closes momentarily.
 
-10
 
No results?! Come on!
 
so it'll be open again in a moment?
 
> Winners are simchona and KitFox.
5
Congratulations!
 
2,698 voters were eligible, 604 visited the site during the election, 695 visited the election page, and 137 voted
 
8:00 PM
@TimStone Wait really?
Where's that?
 
@simchona this
 
seriously?
 
@simchona I ran the ballot file.
 
i'm running it now
 
@TimStone Oh, you mean the BLT?
 
8:02 PM
There was, oddly, a tie...I'm not sure if that impacts the results.
 
It was just going to make me hungry.
 
"2,698 voters were eligible, 604 visited the site during the election, 695 visited the election page, and 137 voted."
 
@TimStone Tie with who?
 
Who wanted to know that?
 
@kiamlaluno That's what I said
 
8:03 PM
i get the same result
simchona and KitFox win
 
can we get an extant mod in here to tell us for sure?
 
note that the output is very UTF8-unfriendly, so many usernames come out garbled
 
@cornbreadninja Sure, but what is an extant mod?
 
@kiamlaluno Current
 
@kiamlaluno nohat, Reg, waiwai
what @sim said
 
8:04 PM
simchona is the leader in 1st choices by a landslide
 
@JSBձոգչ 0_0
 
When do we get to hang the nice diamonds around their necks?
 
@simchona congratulations! kitteh hugs
 
Congrats @Sim!
 
Congrats @KitFox :)
 
8:05 PM
if we count only first-choice votes, then it's simchona (45), KitFox (18), then JSB and Martha tied (16)
 
@KitFox congratulations! pours two fingers of 25-year MacCallan
 
@kitfox +1
@simchona +1
Now ... get to work.
 
Simchona is now visible there.
And so is Kitfox, after a refresh.
 
alright, so when is the investiture and endowment with the implements of power?
 
the diamonds have been encrusted into their profiles.
 
8:08 PM
Ah, yes they are.
 
you're right!
 
More rainbows!
Coffee cake all around.
 
@ΜετάEd om nom nom
 
alright, peeplz, i'm off for the day
 
@ΜετάEd Yum.
 
8:11 PM
Cya @JSBձոգչ
 
see y'all in the morning
 
Is @KitFox even here?
 
user19161
@matt You did not get a place, aww...
 
bye @JSBձոգչ
 
@JSBձոգչ Bye.
 
8:11 PM
Yeah. nevermind eh. at least we get two good mods
 
user19161
@MattЭллен Next year!
 
@JSBձոգչ I don't think Meek method counts just the first-choice votes.
It's a shame OpenSTV doesn't work on OSX 10.8. It keeps closing itself.
 
@kiamlaluno Happened to me, too.
 
Now we have 2 female and 3 male mods. That's good
 
8:15 PM
@MattЭллен Does that mean I have to change sex for the next elections?
 
yes
that's exactly what it means
 
Here's a handy election breakdown for those of you who lack OpenSTV (or just like pretty graphs): opavote.org/results/491070/0
 
user19161
@kiamlaluno By then ELU might have shut down. :-)
 
THanks
 
What about a transgender moderator?
 
8:16 PM
@JasperLoy Don't you dare suggest that, please.
 
user19161
@Mahnax dares
 
@AnnaLear did martha withdraw?
 
Pah. There's just no winning with you.
 
user19161
@kiam Do you happen to know this Carlo in real life?
 
@MattЭллен Doesn't look like it, no. She's there in the results.
 
8:18 PM
@AnnaLear oh, the no javascript version didn't have her name in it. she's there if I turn it on.
 
user19161
On another note, it's weird to elect 3 mods and then 2. One should standardize.
 
I think if there's a lesson to be learned here, it's that putting Unicode in your display name is a sure-fire way to lose an election.
7
 
user19161
@Shog9 That's why I never changed mine!
 
@Shog9 all characters are unicode
 
8:19 PM
@JasperLoy No, I don't. If I knew him, he would already dead for what he wrote. ;)
 
Not after I paste them into my ASCII editor, @Matt Эллен
 
oh! the humanity! those poor characters, cut down (to 8 bits) in their prime
 
user19161
@kiamlaluno I should look him up if I visit Italy.
 
@JasperLoy Oh, you prefer him to me. ;)
 
user19161
@Shog9 Wow, 4 stars and a pinning!
 
8:24 PM
For once, it's me to pin a message here. ;)
 
FWIW, you were my first choice, @Matt; better luck next time
 
@cornbreadninja thank you! hug
 
@Shog9 Thanks. That's kind of you to say :)
 
@JasperLoy Well, the first 3 are still around.
 
There you go. The new moderators are already active.
 
8:28 PM
@Shog9 Users like candidates whose names they can pronounce so that it's easier to audibly curse at them when that moderator closes their question.
 
@simchona Nuh-uh. Do you see Kosmo anywhere?
 
@TimStone That darn Matt fdhasdjkfhaejk!~~!
 
@TimStone Sound reasoning right there
fhqwhgads!
 
now there's a name I haven't heard in a while!
 
I should change my username to nobody.
"Who has closed your question?" "Nobody."
 
8:31 PM
:D
 
@kiamlaluno Start by changing it to Kyle then
 
@Shog9 Nobody Kyle?
 
That'd be nobody_ Kyle
 
Oh. I thought that was kiamlaluno. ;)
Well, there is a side effect.
"Who will you vote?" "Nobody."
 
guys, I need help with this STV ballot. I used Meek STV method, but it keeps on crashing.
 
8:33 PM
@kiamlaluno That's irresponsible.
 
@SonicTheHedgehog pick IAdapter instead of metaEd
 
The three top candidates were the ones I voted for. Can I call it, or what.
Too bad about the wasted votes.
 
Hmm. I thought there was 3 seats.
 
Should really let people rank all the candidates.
Then there's no wasted votes.
 
8:36 PM
@SonicTheHedgehog Normally there is just a seat.
 
@sim @kit congratz.
 
@SonicTheHedgehog Thanks dahling
 
Indeed, congratulations @simchona :)
 
My votes were Simchona, Matt, Kitfox. In that order.
 
@MattЭллен Thank you!
 
8:41 PM
@Mahnax omg me too
 
@cornbreadninja high fives
 
Congratulations to the new moderators.
Is moderatoress a word?
 
@kiamlaluno I think it would be moderatress
 
Well, I'm off. Bai.
 
bai @Mahnax! high fives
 
8:44 PM
CU
 
CUL
 
@cornbreadninja Moderatrix. Plural Moderatrices.
Moderatrix is like dominatrix, only less so.
Moderatrices is like cockatrices, only less so.
 
@kiamlaluno Moderatoresses
 
@simchona Isn't that the plural?
 
8:59 PM
@kiamlaluno Kit and I are both female
 

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