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4:31 PM
cats like to help out when they can http://t.co/O8wVznoWcG
 
room topic changed to English Language & Usage: Standing room only (no tags)
 
stands up
 
flips the bird to room description
takes JSB's place
 
@JSBձոգչ Long time no see!
@KitFox Well, Im always sitting down when I am in this room...
 
I'm always on Ceres, sipping tea from Russell's teapot. Close enough to standing.
 
4:44 PM
crouches near the exit
 
Can you please change white tie to white tie?
 
@Cerberus crap, I was going to do that.
 
Two many mod's.
 
4:47 PM
on the dance floor
 
Nonono, you're thinking of Sophie Ellis-Baxtor.
Or, as Robbie Williams likes to call her, satellite dish.
 
Difference between "a dish" and "the dish"?
 
@MattЭллен The best!!
@RegDwigнt Then please do so.
 
@Cerberus it's cute, ain't it :D
 
Very!
 
4:49 PM
Who is so and why should I do him. I don't think we've met before.
 
You know I am a cat person.
 
I was under the impression that cats were our overlords.
Overlords helping us???
 
@RegDwigнt It's a she. You know I wouldn't try to pervert you.
@PhonicsTheHedgehog They absolutely are! They only pretend to help us occasionally to keep us in the dark.
 
@Cerberus I know you wouldn't but I'm still afraid you would.
I mean, if being gay isn't gay, what is???
 
@Cerberus Wait, how do you know the secret workings of cats? You are the doggiest dog there is.
 
4:50 PM
Always this fear. What is the source of your insecurity?
 
In an excellent way.
 
@RegDwigнt Hmm isn't it?
 
@Cerberus my huge IQ of 20 inches.
 
At any rate less gay than Iphones.
Ew!
 
2 days ago, by Robusto
@Cerberus The only things people round up are IQ scores and penis sizes.
 
4:51 PM
@PhonicsTheHedgehog I am a cat person!
@PhonicsTheHedgehog Ohh not that.
 
2 days ago, by RegDwigнt
@Robusto hey now, what can I do if my IQ actually is 20 inches?
 
@RegDwigнt You managed to do both. Im impressed.
 
Okay who the hell is both now? Hopefully a woman.
 
@RegDwigнt What constitutes an inch?
@Cerberus said the dog.
 
@PhonicsTheHedgehog the US Constitution. Nobody else.
 
4:53 PM
@RegDwigнt People pay attention to Constitution? I was under the impression that the government was ignoring it, like tl;dr
 
@PhonicsTheHedgehog to the extent that they use inches, yes they do.
 
@RegDwigнt How much IQ do you think I would have in inches?
 
Your IQ would be exactly as good as you look.
In inches.
 
@RegDwigнt Well, I think I look pretty good.
 
@PhonicsTheHedgehog If humans can be cat persons, then so can dogs.
 
4:54 PM
@Cerberus Touché
 
I posted OVER THREE answers in the last 21 hours. Now I can retire.
 
That's a lot!
Jasper.
 
@RegDwigнt The great makes it look so easy.
 
Don't forget to set yourself rep limits.
And usually stay.
 
@Cerberus it is even OVER FOUR in the last 40 hours.
 
4:55 PM
And always return.
 
@Cerberus What happened to Jasper? I miss him.
 
Sick!
@PhonicsTheHedgehog Oh, he goes in and out.
 
@RegDwigнt Perhaps even five in the last 6 months?
 
But I have to go running.
 
@Cerberus Now?
 
4:56 PM
@Cerberus these days the site is setting rep limits itself alright. I think I got like ten reps for each answer.
 
There is a rep limit???
 
@PhonicsTheHedgehog five is over four. So that's still the last 40 hours.
@PhonicsTheHedgehog what I'm saying is people do not vote anymore.
 
@PhonicsTheHedgehog Yes.
 
And yes, there is a rep cap of 200 per day, but in order to get there these days I'd have to answer every question that comes in, twice.
 
@Cerberus Be safe
 
4:57 PM
@RegDwigнt Yeah, that often happens to me too.
 
@RegDwigнt I'll vote someone's all answers and questions on their birthday. Best I can do over the internet is imaginary internet points.
That doesn't sound right...
All answers?
Or should I put (all of them)
 
@Cerberus seriously, back in the day we'd get 10 upvotes for everything.
Now my most recent answers are at 0, 2, 4, 1, 2, 8, 8, 1, 3, 4, 0, 6, 3, 4, 1, 2, 1, 4, 4, 15, 3, -2(!), 6, 2, 1, 1, 2.
 
@PhonicsTheHedgehog that will get picked up by the vote checker and reversed. nice idea, though
 
What happened I wonder
@MattЭллен Aw
 
@PhonicsTheHedgehog the most active voters have either left the site, or now hang out in chat and cannot be bothered with the main site.
So basically the only people who vote are passersby.
 
5:01 PM
I vote about 7 times a week. once per day. that's not good
 
@RegDwigнt Is this what happens eventually to all sites???
 
I actually started voting more again. Somewhat.
@PhonicsTheHedgehog good question, I don't know.
I have cast 31 votes this week. And I barely saw any spam, so they were pretty much all up.
 
Well, this is unfortunate.
 
I mean, I don't even put too much work into answering — because of the kind of questions I answer, mind you, not because I'm lazy. But there are people like tchrist who will write up pages, with cites and research and all, and still get like two upticks.
That certainly was different back in the day.
 
5:06 PM
@Rob im in no Skype parts of the world until monday
 
@Cerberus yeah is that yours? A single Nice Answer.
 
@RegDwigнt Well, the dude DID write a book.
 
I even got a zero accept!
Yes, mine.
 
@Cerberus I got one just today.
 
The one that has 13 wan't even accepted. Wut
 
5:07 PM
Yay!
 
@PhonicsTheHedgehog since nobody votes anymore, that number of votes is a sure sign of the question hitting the MultiCollider, in which case it's likely there are other answers with like 40 upvotes, so 13 again is nothing.
 
Nope.
It's the no. 1 answer.
 
Oh. Okay.
Generally the point still stands, though.
 
Yes.
That's why I checked.
 
Then just sit and wait.
I recently got an answer accepted from three years ago.
 
5:09 PM
Or just continue doing what I have been doing, not care about votes or acceptance.
Yay!
 
Also with an upvote by the OP, and a comment that it was good.
I wonder what they did all these years.
 
A recent comment?
Probably forgot about it.
Kept it open in a tab.
 
Yeah.
 
But it's running time!
 
5:10 PM
Good luck with your zeroes.
runs
 
I won something that says "the first 500 people to complete this will win this"
is super satisfied
 
well done
 
Oh, you won a Nigerian uncle. Cool.
 
@Matt no I did not win a steak. I won $25 in aws credit.
 
Aws credit where aws credit is due.
 
5:13 PM
@GeorgePompidou Nice. What did you complete?
@RegDwigнt Personally I prefer street cred.
 
additionally, I hate people who wear shirts on which the collar has buttons and no room for collar stays. this is preposterous and they should be shot immediately.
 
I will give you 3000 street cred for 3000 sponduli.
 
@PhonicsTheHedgehog a survey of the quality of their documentation which I've never read.
 
@GeorgePompidou shouldn't you shoot the manufacturers?
 
@GeorgePompidou lol, I would feel like I owe that documentation a reading than
 
5:15 PM
no no. they are smart, making money off of idiots who should be shot.
who would want to button their collar down
it makes it curl up and bend depending on which way the shirt is.
 
But then the smart people would stop making money!
 
that's why man invented the collar stay.
who cares about them, damn it!
 
You just did.
 
makes an irrational fuss
 
I'm just following through with the conversation.
 
5:16 PM
yes, I know.
 
Seriously though, that's a deeply philosophical question: when all the dumb people are gone, who the hell is gonna make money anymore?
 
change of subject: so how about those people who post a question like "how do you say that something is [the answer to the question]"?
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Q: How do you state that something is a "reference" to something else?

xupv5There's a field in computer science called L-System, created by a man called Lindenmayer. I want to write that the L in L-System is in "---" to Lindenmayer. What word should I use here? Is it in reference/memory/ode to Lindenmeyer?

 
Yeah.
 
umm… you say it's a reference to something else.
 
Reference, plain and simple. — RegDwigнt ♦ 38 mins ago
 
5:17 PM
@RegDwigнt people who work for hedgefunds. like my mom, dad, and future me.
 
I sure am hoping you just misspelled hedgehogs.
Because otherwise we will have to shoot you.
Unless you're faster with your shooting yourself in the foot business.
 
I did. I meant to say people who work for hedgehogs.
 
You work for me???
 
Phew.
 
I didn't even know!
 
5:18 PM
That was close.
@PhonicsTheHedgehog shhh, that way you don't have to pay him.
 
were you molested by hedgefunds or people who have the wrong impression of how hedgefunds make money?
 
@RegDwigнt Ah, gotcha.
 
@GeorgePompidou both.
 
Well, hedgefunds - I heard they had no good reputation.
 
I like them.
 
5:19 PM
What do they do anyhow?
 
hedgehogs, that is.
they hedge around with quills.
 
Remember I am old enough to have been molested by absolutely everyone.
 
@RegDwigнt high frequency trading
sorry, I meant to type hedgehogs again. pesky typos.
 
I know all about high frequency trading. I lost tens of thousands. I was just seventeen, too.
 
5:20 PM
Well, the wikipedia article about hedgefunds spins my head around.
Can anyone tell me in layman's terms
 
It's like hedgehogs but with funds.
And your head is always spinning because you are running in circles collecting golden coins.
 
fund means butt in Romanian.
or chopping board.
or bottom of a bag.
 
Same difference.
 
@RegDwigнt Gotta make a living somehow. Look at mario, only jumping. Pshh
 
But I must say I am offended they didn't use a Russian word for once.
 
5:22 PM
@PhonicsTheHedgehog nope. literally nobody can.
 
@GeorgePompidou So is the way they make money controversial?
 
No. It's just plain awful. No controversy about that.
 
@RegDwigнt Awful? What, do they loot from corpses??
 
I agree with @RegDwigнt, interestingly.
 
@PhonicsTheHedgehog the whole crisis right now.
 
5:24 PM
I don't think anyone with a backbone wouldn't agree.
 
They brought down fucking Island. Not even the vikings managed that!
 
@RegDwigнt So they do loot from corpses.
 
@RegDwigнt yeah, I'm calling some guy out on meta because he asked for the adjective for 'singularity'.
and on top of that, his post literally contains the correct sentence with 'singular' in it.
 
I think I commented on that one as well.
 
dear EL&U. I'm looking for the word 'moot'. does a word for this exist in English? please tell me how I can express that something is 'moot'.
 
5:27 PM
I must be missing something. Why are you looking for an adjective? You have the perfect word to describe the state of singularity: singularity. Just use it. That is the only word that will do the job reliably, or at all. Everything else will be different, or ambiguous, or not established enough, or all of that at once. — RegDwigнt ♦ 23 hours ago
@GeorgePompidou it's an old issue. On all SE sites.
 
haha. I just saw his meta post and was all like 'wtf mate'?
 
People always wish to swallow a thesaurus, no matter how ridiculous you will sound afterward.
 
I'm upset I cannot star my own chat message.
 
I can star mine, if that's any consolation.
 
5:28 PM
Wait, really
 
Really.
 
really, really?
 
Do it now. :P
 
Really really.
 
5:29 PM
marvels at the deity
 
Can you also upvote twice?
 
I can keep clicking the up arrow to my heart's content, yes.
 
are you that guy these pesky christians keep telling me is inside me?
Jebus or something
 
Wait, christians promote gayness?
 
Jeetus
yeah, they love it.
haven't you ever seen the westboro baptists?
 
5:31 PM
Baptists have to do with christianity about as much as creationists have to do with science.
 
Derek Jeter, that's the guy!
are you Derek Jeter?
 
checks
I dunno no Derek Jeter so can't answer reliably.
 
the son of god!
 
I think you misspelled Cheese'n Rice.
 
he was born in Bethlehem or somewhere like that
 
5:33 PM
Bethlehell?
 
yeah, that.
@RegDwigнt fine then, the Catholics.
 
Dec 22 '11 at 21:22, by RegDwight Ѭſ道
Right. Merry Christmas. You Catholic heathens.
 
they have a pretty big and unaddressed problem with pederasty. which counts as homosexual, right?
 
Mar 19 '12 at 19:31, by RegDwight Ѭſ道
Catholics are about as fundamentalist as daffodils. They should go spend some actual qualify time in church. Like, three days in a row without food or sleep, like us orthodoxen on Easter.
Feb 18 at 13:58, by RegDwigнt
@MattЭллен the Catholics are such slackers, they need a specific name for a frigging nine days of prayer. The Orthodox don't even have a specific name for 9000 days of prayer. They just call it "religion".
 
why'd they make up a new word for pederasts anyway.
 
5:37 PM
To enrich the language.
 
they, also, should stop going to countries struggling with poverty and overpopulation and telling them to stop using birth control so that their problems can worsen.
makes a fuss about the Catholics
 
You fussed, sir?
 
There you go: a mod who's Orthodox and another who's Catholic. Now we just need a couple to profess Protestantism and Judaism and we have a set.
 
my family historically is Judaic. but religion stopped at my grandparents.
oh, I'm not a mod though; I'm a rocker.
 
5:42 PM
@GeorgePompidou What do you have with French presidents?
 
can you rephrase the question, please.
 
no
 
also, French co-princes of Andorra. not presidents.
that is my main focus.
 
aha, you're an Andorrian
 
not quite.
I'm from the same planet though.
 
5:44 PM
Spanish?
murican?
 
that's the only romance language I dislike.
 
Bah. I went to check out that Russian question, and a fat lot of good did it do me.
 
@kwak What has being a mouse to do with it?
 
because they say yo instead of io or eu which sounds bootleg to me.
 
They ask, does it mean X or Y, I say it means X, they say that makes no sense at all. I say then what is the question here, you yourself were considering X, that's what you're asking.
Funny people.
 
5:45 PM
@RegDwigнt I didn't bother. I left it to you. I'm sure it would have done me even less good.
 
@AndrewLeach I don't get it :(
 
dun did you good.
dun did you real good.
 
@AndrewLeach it was a coin flip. You'd have done fine. Especially since the OP had apparently disregarded one of the options.
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A: Meaning of ПРЕДЕЛЬНЫЙ

DmitryI believe utmost more fits your example: Not bothering to welcome it with the utmost categorically stated: - Hey you! Keep in mind, I never for a moment consider myself your prisoner

 
@kwak Murican is not quite murine.
Oh. Well I can guess at predelniy, but that's as far as it goes.
 
I could spell perfectly in cyrillic letters before I knew how to spell.
 
5:49 PM
The Old World rats and mice, part of the subfamily Murinae in the family Muridae, comprise at least 519 species. Members of this subfamily are called murines. This subfamily is larger than all mammal families except the Cricetidae and Muridae, and is larger than all mammal orders except the bats and the remainder of the rodents. == Description == The Murinae are native to Africa, Europe, Asia, and Australia. They are the only terrestrial placental mammals native to Australia. They have also been introduced to all continents except Antarctica, and are serious pest animals. This is particularly true...
 
Everyone spells in cyrillic letters before they learn how to spell properly.
 
murican
merican
mexican
 
they are silly, silly letters.
 
You should try some Serbian.
 
5:49 PM
I hate chat on an iPad. I think I might have said that before.
 
@kwak Or Moroccan.
 
@AndrewLeach if you weren't on an iPad, you could easily look it up.
@tchrist yes yes I know that one! The red and the yellow are the same color!
 
Aw widdershins, foiled again!
 
no way!
 
5:51 PM
How can red and yellow be the same color?
 
@tchrist Trippy
 
@skullpatrol it's an optical illusion.
 
Mental.
Delusion.
 
Here's another one for you:
Jul 18 at 15:02, by tchrist
user image
Jul 18 at 15:03, by RegDwigнt
Yes! I know that! The orange and the blue are the same color!
 
5:52 PM
I know. The blue circles are the same size.
 
What is “color”?
 
you're all simply wrong. there aren't even any circles.
 
It is a qualia.
@GeorgePompidou we use circles to mean what we want.
 
they have millions of tiny edges. how can they be circles?
oh.
well then the circles are obviously not the same color.
 
5:53 PM
Millions? That image ain't got a million pixels en toto.
 
Any half-bright twelve year-old can be fooled by that one @tchrist
 
who's toto?
 
Never mind ¾-brights.
 
unless you're referring to that dog.
 
5:55 PM
Whatever definition you choose for color, it has to be one whose answer considers different the A and B squares’ version of it.
 
I know this one, too! The cylinder is the same size as the board!
 
you're crazy, man.
 
A and B are clearly not the same “color”, for any sane version of color.
 
@GeorgePompidou You're very observant.
 
You see, color is not a property of objects.
 
5:56 PM
You're a property of objects.
 
It is a mental delusion only, a product of the human mind alone.
 
Lol
 
Color happens in the mind. Without an observer, there is no color.
 
Look, why are you reading Wikipedia to us?
 
color |ˈkələr| (Brit.colour)
noun
1 the property possessed by an object of producing different sensations on the eye as a result of the way the object reflects or emits light: the lights flickered and changed color.
 
5:57 PM
I knew this before I could write cyrillic.
 
Because I hate dumb people spouting dumb things.
See above.
 
Well. You expect them to spout clever things instead?
 
NOAD literally calls it the property of an object.
 
I knew this when I was twelve.
 
I knew this and therefore I was.
 
5:58 PM
@GeorgePompidou Took of a fool!
 
@tchrist Well, surely there is colour, but it needs someone to determine which colour they think it is.
 
I don't have a took
I don't even know what that is
 
Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your objects.
 
1 min ago, by tchrist
Because I hate dumb people spouting dumb things.
 
@GeorgePompidou it's like toto but with some letters transposed and changed.
People people don't kill each other just yet. I'm eating.
 
5:59 PM
Does sound exist without a ear to hear it?
 
Hello again.
 

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