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12:00 AM
 
mmm
purrs
Karl Richter really isn't bad.
 
No.
 
he gets some (noun)underrated surprisingly
 
He also has a recording with one per voice.
 
I can sort of play a thing on the organ
there are no boobs when I do it though.
and really, I cannot. because the pedals are just too much.
but I tried once!
 
12:13 AM
Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin, Richter != Rifkin.
I have to write that on the chalkboard 10,000 times.
 
why?
also, ≠ is more conventional.
 
So I ftop sucking it up.
 
who's going to be reading your chalkboard? programmers?
 
@GeorgePompidou I’m a programmer, not a mathematician.
 
what's an ematician? and how does it relate to math?
 
12:17 AM
writer ⫸ reader
It’s Rifkin’s BBM not Richter’s that’s tutti soli.
@GeorgePompidou You’re an organist? This explains . . . much.
 
I am for sure not an organist.
I tried to play the organ once.
 
Drummer, eh?
I was in a band once. We had five musicians and a drummer.
 
I enjoy drumsticks as much as the next guy, but I hardly see myself as such an enthusiast of ice cream to call myself a Drummer.
I play the piano. the only reasonable instrument ever.
 
Being a pianist leaves your sexual orientation open-ended; being an organist, not so much.
Unless you pull out all the stops. Then anything is possible.
 
I think I'm going to turn this answer even more (adjective)non sequitur
 
12:24 AM
Non is no adjective.
 
that's why I cast it
 
Swine.
@GeorgePompidou Ask and you shall receive:
macbook# cd ~/scripts
macbook# ls -Fd uni*
unicaps*		unicore/		unifuck*		uninarrow*		unisubs*		uniterm*
unicats*		unifmt*			unigrep*		uniprops*		unisubs.old*		unititle*
unichars*		unifont*		unilook*		uniprops-new		unisupers*		uniwc*
unicode@		unifrac*		uninames*		uniquote*		unisupers-v5.12*	uniwide*
 
you have a macbook?
 
No, I just play one on TV.
 
also, I want that
 
12:28 AM
want != need
 
yes, this is true
 
macbook# echo Millie Helper | uniwide
Millie  Helper
She’s put on some weight in her later years.
 
cries
makes a big fuss
 
aha! I found all that on cpan.
 
12:36 AM
Bennet does get around.
But add this to the end of the continue clause:
      print "\n" unless /\n\z/;
I seem to have gobble-wobbled the newline with my conversion of all spaces to nonbreaking ones.
It’s a rather cavalier filter.
No roundheads allowed.
Did you get havshpx, too?
Why doesn’t Google-Plus ever zap somebody with a “Serial Upvoting Reversed”?
 
Do you really think Google cares?
 
WELL? DO YOU?
 
They taught me at Sunday school that not only does Google care, but that He loves you, too.
 
ah, good on that newline business
 
12:50 AM
fi:~ george$ echo Tom Christiansen | uniwide
Tom  Christiansen  fi:~ george$
I hate that.
 
Comme je t’ais déjà dit.
 
but œuf course
also, someone stole my bash config
what on earth is going on
 
tee hee
fi:~ george$ echo Tom Christiansen | unisupers
ᵀᵒᵐ Cʰʳⁱˢᵗⁱᵃⁿˢᵉⁿ
 
The supers are not all there.
Hm.
The C should be there.
 
12:54 AM
oh man, unifont is brilliant
 
macbook# echo tom christiansen | unisupers
ᵗᵒᵐ ᶜʰʳⁱˢᵗⁱᵃⁿˢᵉⁿ
 
why is it broken on mine?
 
Because you capped me.
 
fi:~ george$ echo tom christiansen | unisupers
ᵗᵒᵐ ᶜʰʳⁱˢᵗⁱᵃⁿˢᵉⁿ
but they're wobbly
what is up with that
 
Bad fontsub algo.
macbook# echo Tom Christiansen | unisupers
ᵀᵒᵐ Cʰʳⁱˢᵗⁱᵃⁿˢᵉⁿ
 
12:56 AM
what does that mean
 
It means that your web client chips and pooses on a glyph basis not a word basis.
 
I ᴄᴀɴ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ɪɴ ᴀʟʟ ᴄᴀᴘꜱ ɴᴏᴡ.
huh? but yours are fine
 
Mirabile visu.
 
why does unifont put a space here
fi:~ george$ echo 𝕿 𝖔𝖒 𝕮 𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖊𝖓 | unifont
Script: 𝕿  𝖔𝖒 𝕮  𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖊𝖓
Fraktur: 𝕿  𝖔𝖒 𝕮  𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖊𝖓
Bold Fraktur: 𝕿  𝖔𝖒 𝕮  𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖊𝖓
fi:~ george$ ^𝕿 𝖔𝖒 𝕮 𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖊𝖓^𝕿  𝖔𝖒 𝕮  𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖊𝖓
echo 𝕿  𝖔𝖒 𝕮  𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖊𝖓 | unifont
Script: 𝕿   𝖔𝖒 𝕮   𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖊𝖓
Fraktur: 𝕿   𝖔𝖒 𝕮   𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖊𝖓
Bold Fraktur: 𝕿   𝖔𝖒 𝕮   𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖊𝖓
fi:~ george$ ^𝕿  𝖔𝖒 𝕮  𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖊𝖓^𝕿   𝖔𝖒 𝕮   𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖊𝖓
(I tried to inception your unicode machine)
 
@GeorgePompidou Where?
 
1:01 AM
(but it just put more spaces)
after both caps letters
keeps adding spaces
 
It doth no such thing.
 
do you not see
my paste is dumb but they're there
also, you're a cat who always gets fucked over by a mouse
how do you feel about that?
 
macbook# unifont Tom Christiansen | head -1 | uniquote
            Double-Struck: \N{U+1D54B}\N{U+1D560}\N{U+1D55E}\N{U+A0}\N{U+2102}\N{U+1D559}\N{U+1D563}\N{U+1D55A}\N{U+1D564}\N{U+1D565}\N{U+1D55A}\N{U+1D552}\N{U+1D55F}\N{U+1D564}\N{U+1D556}\N{U+1D55F}
No, there are PROVABLY not there.
 
@KitFox Is your profile pic supposed to be a clever connotation to the non-existence of unicorns???
 
no no, look at fraktur
and bold fraktur
only for those
 
1:05 AM
@PhonicsTheHedgehog It's the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
 
macbook# unifont Tom Christiansen | grep Fraktur | head -1 | uniquote
Fraktur: \N{U+1D517}\N{U+1D52C}\N{U+1D52A}\N{U+A0}\N{U+212D}\N{U+1D525}\N{U+1D52F}\N{U+1D526}\N{U+1D530}\N{U+1D531}\N{U+1D526}\N{U+1D51E}\N{U+1D52B}\N{U+1D530}\N{U+1D522}\N{U+1D52B}
 
In all her holiness.
 
macbook# unifont Tom Christiansen | grep Fraktur | uniquote
                  Fraktur: \N{U+1D517}\N{U+1D52C}\N{U+1D52A}\N{U+A0}\N{U+212D}\N{U+1D525}\N{U+1D52F}\N{U+1D526}\N{U+1D530}\N{U+1D531}\N{U+1D526}\N{U+1D51E}\N{U+1D52B}\N{U+1D530}\N{U+1D522}\N{U+1D52B}
             Bold Fraktur: \N{U+1D57F}\N{U+1D594}\N{U+1D592}\N{U+A0}\N{U+1D56E}\N{U+1D58D}\N{U+1D597}\N{U+1D58E}\N{U+1D598}\N{U+1D599}\N{U+1D58E}\N{U+1D586}\N{U+1D593}\N{U+1D598}\N{U+1D58A}\N{U+1D593}
No spaces, dude.
Proven.
 
@KitFox Looks more silver. :P
 
whoa, mine's broken
fi:~ george$ unifont Tom Christiansen | grep Fraktur | head -1 | uniquote
Fraktur: \N{U+1D517}\N{U+202F}\N{U+1D52C}\N{U+1D52A}\N{U+A0}\N{U+212D}\N{U+202F}\N{U+1D525}\N{U+1D52F}\N{U+1D526}\N{U+1D530}\N{U+1D531}\N{U+1D526}\N{U+1D51E}\N{U+1D52B}\N{U+1D530}\N{U+1D522}\N{U+1D52B}
 
1:06 AM
T’ain’t.
 
What does Fraktur and tchrist have in common???
 
It’s your Terminal that misleads you.
Whoa, je vois!
 
Qui moi?
 
You have a 202f!
That’s a narrow nonbreaking space.
@GeorgePompidou It’s because I’ve commented out some aberrant lines:
        die if $@;
        #s/ /\N{NO-BREAK SPACE}\N{NO-BREAK SPACE}/g;
        s/ /\N{NO-BREAK SPACE}/g;
        # s/\p{Upper}\K/\N{NARROW NO-BREAK SPACE}/g if $name ~~ [ qr/fraktur/i, qr/script/i ];
I seem to have been sticking U+202F after every uppercase fracture or script character, then thought better of it.
You must have a version from before I thought better of it.
@KitFox No, Lui.
 
Of course.
Je vois, je crois.
 
1:10 AM
We did the Credo a few pages back.
 
Quel?
Never mind. I don't need to know.
 
alors, tu devrais updater la version sur cpan.
 
I'm just drifting tonight.
 
But it was merely the Richter and not the Rifkin.
@KitFox So am I, since they doped me for my torn meniscus.
 
Was the trip awful?
 
1:11 AM
Because of the knee, yes.
Other than that, no.
 
Are your babies squashed up on you and purring?
 
They were.
Today is Lorin’s very first birthday.
 
Mine is trying to climb into my shirt.
 
I’ve been trying to snap pickies of him in his party hat but he is not obliging.
 
hee hee
 
1:12 AM
babies are scary.
 
@tchrist Dunno if you want your actual name out and about.
 
Climber decided a pen was more fun.
 
@Robusto It’s several decades too late for that.
@KitFox Than tits? Crois pas.
@Robusto It’s like my email address, only worse.
 
@tchrist Maybe he's not into them.
 
maybe he's a homosexuel
or, as those youngsters say, pédé
 
1:14 AM
@KitFox Every tit enjoys a good frolic. We just call them chickadees cisatlantically.
 
Could be. I think he's just perpetually a child.
@tchrist Or phoebes, I think.
 
NB: frolic != fraulick
 
Because of the babies calling their mums.
 
Oder fraulich
Phoebes aren’t as cool as Phainopeplae, but more accessible.
 
@RegDwigнt That has to be Photoshop??
 
1:17 AM
longs for silky flycatchers
 
Otherwise, it has to be supernatural.
@GeorgePompidou Pédé, what is that?
 
@Cerberus Request for Latin2English("Phainopepla nitens").
 
@Cerberus fag
 
In French? What's the etymology?
 
very not nice, but since I'm not immersed in French language and culture, I am not fazed by it.
 
1:19 AM
It’s one of the Greek2English("Ptilogonatidae").
Man, why can’t scholars write in English, damn it!
Actually, I guess Phainopepla must also be Greek not Latin.
Tastes like some sort antitussive agent to me.
 
Pepla I do not recognise, nor can I find it in the dictionary.
 
I don't like it.
It's too bumpy.
 
Oh.
 
Maybe I'm saying it wrong.
 
> The phainopepla or northern phainopepla[2] (Phainopepla nitens) is the most northerly representative of the mainly tropical Central American family Ptilogonatidae, the silky flycatchers. Its name is from the Greek phain pepla meaning "shining robe" in reference to the male's plumage.
 
1:21 AM
Ah, it is strangely in the Latin dictionary, but not the Greek one, even though it is Greek.
> peplis, ĭdis, f., = πεπλίς, the name of two plants, one of which was also called porcilaca, Plin. 20, 20, 81, 210; and the other syce, meconion, or mecon aphrodes, id. 27, 12, 93, 119.
 
Qurious!
 
Phainô means to shine, among other things, yes.
 
@GeorgePompidou No smoking in this chat.
 
Nitens means something like glittering.
 
huh?
@tchrist either that was coinci-mental or you are stalking me somehow
 
1:23 AM
Or excercising.
(Two different words that are probably not related.)
 
@GeorgePompidou Thanks for downloading that from CPAN. And you are a messy eater.
 
So "shining shining peplis".
 
Yeah, reredundant.
 
I don't know why they say "robe".
 
what on earth
 
1:25 AM
Perhaps the Greek word peplis for the plant originally came from something that meant robe, but neither word is in the dictionary, then.
I think the Thesaurus Linguae Graecae, the best dictionary, is still working on the letter K.
 
Nitere is to glow, like nitidous meaning sparkling clean.
 
Yes.
 
This may be crosstalk from Spanish nitidoso, and not mean that in English. I do not know.
Because every time I use nitidous people look at me quite queerly.
 
Oh, wait, I am totally mixing things up. The Thesaurus Linguae Latinae is the best for Latin.
The Greek one is just a corpus.
 
That’s strange.
 
1:27 AM
Nitidus exists in Latin, I believe.
And it means shiny.
Glistening, glittering. Something like that.
> nĭtĭdus, a, um, adj. [niteo], shining, glittering, bright, polished, clear (class.; syn.: splendidus, lautus).
 
@tchrist why does it matter? what are you doing to me?
 
nítido, da. (Del lat. nitĭdus).
 1. adj. Limpio, terso, claro, puro, resplandeciente.
 2. adj. Que se distingue bien, no confuso.
I always think that nitidous means clean.
 
@tchrist This probably means something like "born with/in feathers/down/leaves".
Primarily down.
 
> ˈnitidous a., Bot. ‘having a smooth and polished surface’ (Ogilvie 1882).
Hm.
 
What about it?
 
1:31 AM
I thought it meant clean.
Like when someone has finished polishing their silverware or faucetry.
 
Well, "shiny, clear".
Only smooth surfaces can be nitidus...
 
I guess I see how that would work out. I seem to have carried around a word in my head that nobody else has.
 
They have to reflect light.
 
Right.
 
Feathers or hair can be nitidus, though.
 
1:33 AM
That is the case of this bird, yes.
 
And even skin, but that would be almost metaphorical: the nitidous pale skin of a virgin, or something.
Maybe that would sooner be candidus.
"Bright white".
 
Yes. The white that shines.
Silver, or something in English. Not sure.
There was a shiny black, too, IIRC.
We don’t have matte/gloss variants of most colors in English.
Or at least, most people don't.
Yesterday I told the guy that my bag was bronze colored, and he said he couldn’t find it, that there were only two black bags and one brown one.
He didn’t understand the shininess I was trying to convey.
 
I think silver would sooner be nitidus...
 
Shiny brown sounds like shit on a shingle; bronze sounds better.
Well, or copper, but that has more red to it.
 
Hmm.
Bronze can also be green...
The patina.
 
1:37 AM
The patina is green, yes.
But bronze as a color is not a green one, I believe.
 
It should have a patina.
 
The OED is not being helpful.
macbook# colorgrep bronze
bronze: Of the color of bronze, bronze-colored.
 
Spank it.
 
Wolfe’s fuligin for matte-black is an attempt at distinguishing it from shiny-black.
Except it is blacker than black, like certain bizarre new substances with strange light-sucking properties.
I have no words. I have drugs. Sigh.
That is a male phainopepla. Can you see why he is called that?
They are a bit cryptic, insofar as any all-black bird can be considered cryptic.
Audubon pickies. In flight, they flash white.
 
Huh.
Why is fuligin black?
Fulgor is lightning...
@tchrist Wait, the bird has the name of a plant?
Ohh wait.
It is not from peplis ("certain plant(s)") at all, but from peplos, "any woven cloth used for a covering, sheet, carpet, curtain, veil, to cover a chariot, funeral-urn, seat".
That explains the "robe"!
 
1:49 AM
Ah.
 
Why did my dictionary not find that the first time?
Oh, I only searched for pepl and pepla, now I remember.
I should have dug deeper after finding peplis.
 
@Cerberus Sooty.
 
Ohh from fuligo.
 
fuliginous /fjuːˈlɪdʒɪnəs/, a.
Etymology: ad. L. fūlīginōs-us, f. fūlīgo soot: see -ous. Cf. Fr. fuligineux, -euse.
1. Pertaining to, consisting of, containing, or resembling soot; sooty.
Yes.
 
Jesus, I always forget that there's fulgo, caligo, and fuligo.
Fulgo and fuligo are apparently not related.
 
1:53 AM
Although I swear I always said it like "foo again".
Fulgorous is flashy, while fuliginous is the very opposite.
† ˈfulgency [n.]
fulgent [adj.]
ˈfulgently [adv.] ← fulgent
fulgid [adj.]
fulˈgidity ← fulgid
fulgor [n.]
fulgorid [n.]
› fulgorite ← fulgurite
fulgorous [adj.]
‖ ˈfulgur [n.]
fulgural [adj.]
› fulgural science ← fulgural
† ˈfulgurance [n.]
fulgurant [adj.]
ˈfulgurantly [adv.] ← fulgurant
ˈfulgurate [v.]
ˈfulgurating [ppl. adj.] ← ˈfulgurate
fulguration [n.]
‖ ˈfulgurator [n.]
† ˈfulgure [n.]
fulˈgureous [adj.]
fulgurite [n.]
† fulˈgurity [n.]
fulgurous [adj.]
I guess it should not be fool again but fool a djinn.
Sounds like risky business.
 
Fulgo/fulgeo/fulgur/fulgor v. fuligo/fumus.
 
@tchrist ouchypants.
 
Everybody wants to be fumus, which is why they take up smoking.
Randy looks like a black ocelot.
 
Wet?
 
At least in my druggèd state.
 
1:58 AM
What drug?
 
An opiate, for the knee.
 
Oh, dear.
What's wrong with the knee?
Cute!
 
The MRI will tell, but probably “just” a torn meniscus.
 
1:59 AM
Ouchypants.
 
Oh, dear.
 
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 How cryptic!
 
When did that happen?
 
Probably going on a month ago.
 
@tchrist She should be upright upon click.
 
1:59 AM
It’s been getting progressively worse.
 
A lovely kitty.
Oh, that really sucks.
Do the drugs help?
 
And I didn’t see a doctor because my health insurance was screwed up.
 
@Cerberus Yes, but they make me sick, too.
Today is Lorin’s first birthday.
I swear I should have a camera on my head so I could snap them whenever.
They are so funny!!!!!
 
2:01 AM
Oh, no.
Fly to Amsterdam, and I will have your knee looked at!
 
I’m on neoprene, oxycodone, and frozen peas, plus crutches as needed.
 
Oh, dear.
Frozen pease?
 
Yes.
 
Pourquoi?
 
They are prescribed for inflammation here.
Frozen corn also works.
My docs isn’t quite sure all that’s going on. My left knee is swollen compared with my right one.
There may be some cartilage issue as well.
 
2:04 AM
Frozen corn against inflammation??
 
Some of her manipulations make no difference whatsoever, including things she thought would hurt me. But others made me scream like a stuck pig.
@Cerberus Cold preserves.
You wrap the bag of frozen peas or corn around the injury.
Don’t you do the same?
 
For a cold pack. A tasty cold pack.
 
Ohh I thought you were eating them.
 
I’m thinking of thawing a salmon filet and mincing it like steak tartar for Lorin as a birthday meal.
@Cerberus That wouldn’t help, silly!
 
Maybe icecubes.
 
2:07 AM
@tchrist Yay!
 
I’m not eating the neoprene either.
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 He really enjoys it.
 
I don't know any of those other brands.
 
Neoprene is not a brand to my knowledge.
It is a spongy material.
For braces.
 
What are you doing with neoprene? Immobilizing?
 
Knee brace.
Neoprene or polychloroprene is a family of synthetic rubbers that are produced by polymerization of chloroprene. Neoprene exhibits good chemical stability, and maintains flexibility over a wide temperature range. It is used in a wide variety of applications, such as laptop sleeves, orthopedic braces (wrist, knee, etc.), electrical insulation, liquid and sheet applied elastomeric membranes or flashings, and automotive fan belts. == Production == Neoprene is produced by free-radical polymerization of 2-chlorobutadiene. In commercial production, this polymer is prepared by free radical emuls...
@GeorgePompidou Pedophiles are just pedologists in training, lovers of dirt and similar matters pedestrian.
Pedology != Paedology
Puts paid to the walk-ten-thousand-steps thing.
For which pedometers were invented.
A pedometer isn’t how schoolmasters and subordinate paedogogues take attendance in the morning.
But it should be. :)
 
2:15 AM
Haha what is that.
 
Odd.
 
Some are hilarious.
This one is actually true though:
 
Ow.
 
Isn’t that just wicked?
macbook# uninames APPLE
‭ 🍍  1F34D      PINEAPPLE
‭ 🍎  1F34E      RED APPLE
‭ 🍏  1F34F      GREEN APPLE
Nice that they kept all three apples together.
D, E, F
 
2:19 AM
I don't need that.
 
Truly.
And now for the LEGO fans:
However, CHILD'S CALTROP is apocryphal: the ' character is not allowed in the official name.
 
CHILD'S CALTROP!
 
Just A-Z, 0-9, and - and SPACE are allowed.
And the SPACE is not supposed to be significant.
Hm, maybe it is.
I think I am getting code point NAMES confused with the names of character properties.
@Cerberus I confess that I do not understand the humor of the phone ones.
Like that. Why is that funny, and what does it mean?
-3
Q: what is time?, is it possible to go back in time when traveling?

BrandonHow do we know what time it is? Was time invented by someone? What would happen if you went counter clock-wise around the earth how far back in time could you go?

-1
Q: What would this expression mean?

BrandonWhat does nodding of the head signify? Yes or hello? or something else?

@Cerb He is a troll, not a droll.
 
2:48 AM
do they have American Chinese food in Europe?
 
@GeorgePompidou looks askance
 
I can't understand anything you ever say, tchrist.
aw, damn.
 
@GeorgePompidou Thereby taking the first step on the path towards wisdom.
 
this guy's just a troll.
I thought maybe he was an idiot; that would've rocked.
 
It’s like an alcoholic: first he must confess that he has a problem. Otherwise progress is impossible.
I can’t find the troll flag.
 
2:59 AM
eh, the city is bullshit on that one.
that's Queens.
and Brooklyn
which is full of rappists like 50 cents
 
and those pesky beasty boys
 

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