The Bridge

badp

2:00 PM

I guess I'll lose half of page 4

Dan Hulme

stamp-collecting simulator 2015

badp

@DanHulme now with bumper cars

Origami Robot

I NEED A NEW INCREMENTAL

NOT THAT HEX GAME

StrixVaria

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HEXES?

Origami Robot

IT GOT BORING FAST

StrixVaria

2:03 PM

bluemaskgames.com/NBB/NanoBotBuilder.html

tombull89

WHY THE CAPS?

5pike

@tombull89 @Ori is autocadding again.

tombull89

@Sterno ಠ_ಠ

Powerlord

Page 1: Killstreak fabricators and random weapons
Page 2-8: random weapons
Page 9: Paints, nametags, description tags, gift wrap
Page 10: Metal, MvM tickets
Page 11: Extra hats, strange parts
Page 12: Scout stuff
Page 13: Soldier stuff
Page 14: Pyro stuff
Page 15: Demo stuff
Page 16: Heavy stuff
Page 17: Engineer stuff
Page 18: Medic stuff
Page 19: Sniper Stuff
Page 20: Spy stuff
Page 21: All-class hats
Page 22: All-class miscs, action items, and taunts

Frank

@StrixVaria Dammit! No!

badp

2:05 PM

@Powerlord page two to eight?

Powerlord

@badp Yes.

badp

I just drop 'em off to scrap.tf occasionally

Powerlord

and most of page 1.

badp

why are you keeping them?

Powerlord

I usually craft metal when I'm waiting to connect to a server, and lately I haven't had to wait.

badp

2:06 PM

@Powerlord scrap.tf/sell/weapons

You can do that offline, in bulk, with trading offers, without having to play matching games

There might be a per-trade limit though

StrixVaria

Why does a PHP array have key/value pairs? That's not even close to what an array is.

badp

@StrixVaria I suppose it's slightly less disfunctional than Javascript "arrays"

Kevin van der Velden

@StrixVaria because it's not an array, it's a dictionary

Origami Robot

@5pike YES :(

Kevin van der Velden

Yes, it is called an array, but it's still a dictionary

StrixVaria

2:07 PM

:|

badp

Javascript arrays are the worst

Powerlord

I was hoping to get the Beep Man in this Halloween update, but no... Valve only lets you get 6 items this year without spending money.

badp

@Powerlord that's more than last year's median!!

(Last year's median was 5.)

Lazers

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Q: War Eligibility - can you lose warriors by starting war before timer runs out?

If I start a war with clan mates that are ineligible due to their eligibility timer not running out, will it skip these members to get the right number of warriors? or do I lose places in the war? Ie. if I have a clan with 42 members, and #30 and #31 are ineligible, will I still get a full 40 ...

clash-of-clans

Powerlord

@badp I still wonder if Valve counts any accounts that weren't active during the holiday.

badp

2:09 PM

I did get a strange canteen out of it

Powerlord

Since those accounts would be 0.

badp

so I'm not too bothered

Powerlord

@badp Wait, don't the Halloween stranges only count stuff on the new map?

badp

Probably?

I don't know why you'd use a canteen on an halloween map

Powerlord

So... isn't it being strange useless?

badp

2:10 PM

Powerlord

Exactly.

badp

Maybe it lets you store spells?

Powerlord

@badp It's an MvM canteen reskin.

badp

Yeah, but I suppose it has to have some related features

Powerlord

@badp Ha, you wish.

You know, since normal Halloween stuff isn't tradeable, I should delete that extra Man Bird of Aberdeen I have.

badp

2:12 PM

oh well, maximum swag is important in Mann Up anyway

unless literally everyone got that strange canteen

Powerlord

@badp That's why I use my Robo-canteen in MvM

@badp They didn't. It's random.

badp

then it's still got some swag factor

Powerlord

I have a Strange Haunted Lil Dutchman and Strange Haunted Hundkopf

badp

Strange Haunted Rogue's Rabbit, but I didn't equip it.

Besides the only correct class to play on sd_doomsday_event is scout

Run to tickets, grab mega spell before anybody else can do anything about it

Powerlord

@badp Speaking of which, Valve needs to look into the respawn time for that. It was supposed to be 90 seconds (pre-update) but I've seen someone take it then seen it immediately respawn.

badp

2:14 PM

@Powerlord It respawns faster during spells

At least four times

MBraedley

Well, it looks like this is my make or break week in the office NFL pick-em pool. I've got 3 minority picks (with three different participants) and a split pick. Winning those 4 games will pull me up maybe 2 points closer to the lead.

Powerlord

@badp This wasn't during a spell.

I want to say the base time was lowered to 45 seconds for it too.

badp

@Powerlord That's true.

Powerlord

I need to sell off some of these hats I have.

badp

I mean, the "actual game" part of sd_doomsday_event is useless

so you might as well make it as ridiculous (or quick) as possible

Powerlord

2:16 PM

I have no less than 30 wearables for Pyro.

user15026

The woman beside me is eating hard boiled eggs and the smells is making me feel so sick

badp

@AshleyNunn bathroom break?

Your palms are suddenly feeling very sweaty and dirty and in desperate need of washing wavy hand gestures

speaking of which, my palms are suddenly feeling very sweaty and dirty and in desperate need of washing, brb

Powerlord

@AshleyNunn Clearly what you need is some [insert good smelling thing here].

DwarfSlice

@badp his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

user15026

@DwarfSlice Oh god, that was the last thing I needed right now escapes to bathroom (Not your fault, I am apparently not as un-sick as I wanted)

DwarfSlice

2:23 PM

=[

Kevin van der Velden

@AshleyNunn hey, I'd get sick to from eminem :|

badp

@AshleyNunn hmm, spaghetti

although vermicelli are better in basically every way

Sterno

He opens his mouth and the spaghetti won't come out

DwarfSlice

Come on and Rock me Mom's Spaghetti

loooooooool

5pike

@badp Oh man, didn't know that there were that much different pasta variations

user15026

2:26 PM

@badp Truth

badp

@5pike Many of those are pretty specialty

Unionhawk

Speaking of, I should cook some or most of the pasta I have...

5pike

@badp I need to try those

Fancy stuff

DwarfSlice

Luigi likes Spaghetti

badp

The common ones are spaghetti, bavette, bucatini, vermicelli

user15026

2:27 PM

@badp What are bavette/bucatini?

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot You should.

badp

@AshleyNunn Bavette are flat, bucatini are hollow, vermicelli are thicker

Spaghetti rigati aren't common, but they're also pretty nice.

user15026

@badp Oh, okay :)

badp

There's also linguine, which are different type of flat, but I can never remember the difference from bavette

5pike

@badp Is the black one from the picture also "spaghetti". Seems like it should have another name.

user15026

2:29 PM

I have linguine in my cupboard

badp

and once you go flat and thin you also have pappardelle, tagliatelle, etc.

user15026

@5pike It might just be like squid ink spaghetti (which I've had, it's nice, but also weird if you aren't expecting it)

fredley

KEYS OBTAINED: HOUSE PURCHASE COMPLETE

5pike

@AshleyNunn I like squid.

user15026

Same way you can get flavoured other pastas like spinach noodles

user15026

2:30 PM

@fredley Wooo! Congrats!

@AshleyNunn :D

We tend to like penne ;p

badp

@5pike Yeah, they seem to be double length

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