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6:00 PM
@Frank What phone?
I just got a new phone last night :)
 
I'm assuming anyone with a sufficiently grumpy face could get into @frank's new phone
 
@SaintWacko Nexus 5
 
@Unionhawk Grumpy Cat: Hacker Extraordinaire
 
It's a company phone. So no cost, no contact, no nothing.
Just shiny new toy!
 
@Frank Ah, okay. I got a Moto X
The new one
 
6:04 PM
Your employment is the phone contract...
 
It's amazing
So many useful little features
 
@Unionhawk Which is fine; it's a new phone that I didn't have to pay for.
And I can always hold off from buying myself a new phone until I leave the company, at which point they'll be even better.
 
Clicker heroes get so slow after level 300
up to 300, I could do 2 bosses per skill spam, now I can barely do a boss with all my skills
 
@Unionhawk We just tried that. Nope.
 
6:20 PM
I am a homeowner!
 
@GnomeSlice That looks cool!
@KevinvanderVelden Grats!
 
@Chippies Yeah I think that is scaling since I am Sooooo Slooooow at around 150 :D
 
@badp Are you playing Stop That Tank or something?
 
@SaintWacko thanks :)
 
@Powerlord either that or rd_asteroid
I'm in the mistaken impression that those modes feature less stressful gameplay
 
6:22 PM
After harassing the dev of Stop That Tank, he said that the public version of Stop That Tank should be out later this year.
 
even if I end up typing "GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK" every time
 
Oh right, did you see the new TF2 comic came out yesterday?
 
Yep :D
Man, that's one heavy update.
 
@GnomeSlice this company is really good at trailers
 
PSA: If you haven't been keeping up with the TF2 comics, you've been missing out.
 
6:24 PM
I want to talk about it, but that'd be spoilers.
I still think comic #5 (out of 5 total?) is going to set up rd_asteroid's official release.
Although I thought I saw somewhere that there will be 6 comics.
@badp Oh right, as I commented to FlaminSarge on Steam... there was a plot twist in this comic that had been foreshadowed way back in 2009ish.
 
@Powerlord I can't actually think of any large plot twists that could've been foreshadowed back then.
@Powerlord unless you mean the part with the syringes
that part was possibly the darkest yet
 
I hate performance reviews
 
@badp Unfortunately, I can't search through the TF2 site to search for it.
My bad, it was from 2010, specifically the Loose Cannon comic.
 
@kev about time! Congrats!
 
@pow loose canon*
Goddammit it's raining so hard right now
Why
 
6:35 PM
@Unionhawk Poseidon is angry with you
 
The water cycle, also known as the hydrologic cycle or the H2O cycle, describes the continuous movement of water on, above and below the surface of the Earth. The mass of water on Earth remains fairly constant over time but the partitioning of the water into the major reservoirs of ice, fresh water, saline water and atmospheric water is variable depending on a wide range of climatic variables. The water moves from one reservoir to another, such as from river to ocean, or from the ocean to the atmosphere, by the physical processes of evaporation, condensation, precipitation, infiltration, runoff...
 
...
 
(sigh) I know what message I want to convey, I just don't know how to say it. Why do performance reviews have to suck so much?
@Unionhawk Ask a silly question, get silly answers
 
@Powerlord um I can't see it. I'll check on reddit
 
If poseidon was angry with me I'd have been destroyed this summer
Like random giant squid destroyed, I imagine
Though we got real close to a waterspout one day. That was cool
 
6:46 PM
3 hours ago, by Wipqozn
@TrentHawkins Bacon sucks.
IT DOES NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
@Powerlord Can back me up on this
 
@RPiAwesomeness Bacon does not suck.
 
@Powerlord Exactly!
 
Bacon is AWESOME!
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We shall stand and fend off the horrible @Wipqozn's who have dreadful avatars and speak lies
 
So, @Unionhawk, is Toon Link going to be your Smash Bros. main?
Wait, is Toon Link even in the roster this time?
 
6:57 PM
@RPiAwesomeness @Wipqozn I don't think we can be friends anymore.
 
I dunno. Toon link was my jam for Brawl
Toon link was awesome in brawl.
 
@Frank But...why?
 
But I'm not really a competitive smash player at all
 
@RPiAwesomeness Not you. I just replied to your message.
 
Like, my floor had a room with Melee freshman year, and there I realized how bad as smash I was.
And I just see competitive smash people and I'm like "wat"
Also, I want to play shadow, but I don't have headphones anymore, and my roommate is asleep. Yay.
 
7:00 PM
I played Falco in Melee
There was a regular LAN party I went to, and another guy there who used Falco, and we were about the same skill with him, so any game we played would end up just the two of us battling it out
We played one game with all items turned off except bob-ombs
That was ridiculous
 
@SaintWacko Reflector shield everywhere?
 
@SaintWacko bob-ombs + party balls + max spawn rate = fun times
3
 
I want to get Project M to work at home, but that requires a nonzero amount of effort.
 
Also, I dislike playing without items. I see why people do it, but running from the madman with the hammer is just a lot of fun.
 
@Yuuki Yep. At one point I threw a bob-omb at him, he deflected it, and I somehow managed to get my shield up in time that it bounced back and hit him
Items are the best
 
7:01 PM
@Frank Yay :D
 
It's nowhere near as fun without items
 
It's not smash without items and crazy stages.
 
@Rapitor Tack on 2.0 damage ratio on a custom, enclosed level...hoowee! :D
 
@SaintWacko There's something about beating the crap out of each other to get to the hammer only for the mallet head to fall off that's just great fun.
 
@Yuuki exactly
 
7:02 PM
Some items get annoying, at least in Brawl (smash ball comes to mind in particular)
 
I stopped playing Melee at the LAN party because they insisted on playing with tournament rules, without items
And it just isn't as much fun
 
@Rapitor Me and two friends once played 99 lives on a custom level that like 2 ways out on 2.0 damage ratio...whoa.
 
@SaintWacko same here, I could never play for fun. stuck on final destination 4 stock no item crap. it was so friggin boring
 
@Unionhawk Final Smashes are funny though. One of my friends started picking R.O.B. because I'd always manage to get the Smash Ball as Olimar.
 
@Rapitor Exactly
Melee is so much fun if you have items on
Not so much without
 
7:04 PM
I want to throw Mr. saturn at your face damnit.
 
Does the new Smash Bros have online play?
 
That's part of why I'll never be competitive in smash. I always play that game to have fun, not like some ultra-competitive fighting game or something.
 
@Rapitor ...new Smash actually has a thing to make every stage flat.
 
And R.O.B's like the only character that can fly high for a long enough time to avoid taking any damage from Olimar's Final Smash.
 
@Rapitor We always fight over whether it's Mrs or Mr..
 
7:04 PM
@SaintWacko I believe so, yes.
 
@Powerlord Eurgh
 
@SaintWacko Yes, but it requires a game update. On launch day.
 
@Yuuki We all need to get it, then. So we can play each other with items
 
@Powerlord I know. it's terrible. They are catering to the competetive audience too much and killing the fun of smash. granted its an option and options are always nice, but its something that should never have been done. imo.
 
@SaintWacko Yeah. I seem to have misplaced my 3DS though, so I need to go find it.
 
7:05 PM
I installed said update this morning despite the game not arriving until after I was at work.
 
I don't want to get the 3DS version, but I also don't want a Wii U :?
 
@Yuuki Same here
I'm sure it's in one of my boxes, I'm just not sure which one
 
I'm hoping my brother bought a Wii U already; he was going to for Bayonetta 2 among others.
 
@Unionhawk Then... don't play Smash? I mean, that's your three options.
Smash 3DS, Smash U, or no Smash.
 
@Yuuki But that's the least fun option!
 
7:05 PM
@RPiAwesomeness it's Mr
 
@Rapitor And so I've always said :)
 
I also don't know exactly where my 3DS is, so... that's also a small issue
 
Wow. So we've all lost our 3DS's?
That's awesome
 
Ha,.
 
@SaintWacko Clearly, this is a conspiracy.
 
7:08 PM
I haven't played it in months.
 
Someone wants to keep us from Smashing together.
 
I didn't really have one to lose, but I did lose my DS. does that count?
 
@Unionhawk Same
I have an SP, a DSi, and a 3DS
 
@Rapitor CONSPIRACY!!!
 
The defender of bacon
Ah the fun of photoshopping :)
 
7:09 PM
Omnipotent Pork Sword
 
By the way Youtube, thanks for auto-subscribing me to your newsletter. You'd think Google wouldn't be the kind of place to do that seeing as how they run GMail. I wonder how many people marking that as spam it would take for GMail to auto-block it.
 
@SaintWacko It's so tiny, Reepicheep might use it tough...
 
@SaintWacko Maybe you guys have... I just got done saying I installed something on mine this morning.
 
@Powerlord YOU'RE PART OF THE CONSPIRACY
@Yuuki eh, it was alright
Got boring fast, though
Dungeons of Dredmor is better
 
7:12 PM
ooo new-ish Fox Stevenson Track
 
And its pork sword is omnipotent
 
@SaintWacko They added some new content, but a lot of it requires a dedicated clan.
 
Found it
But I don't have a power cord
so
 
One of my previous supervisors recently announced that he's leaving the company. I think it's just so that he doesn't have to fill our his performance review.
I'm not jaded at all
 
7:30 PM
Everyone lost their 3DS's? I got TWO here!
but I don't want to pay for 3DS smash when we're getting the WiiU version later...
it's stupid that they have separate release dates
 
@Chippies mail me one.
 
@Rapitor I don't think my wife would approve of that
 
Performance review, I have bested you! Well, at least the first mini-boss.
 
@MBraedley I had that happen.
Company owner up and quit about a week before I was supposed to have my review.
@Powerlord I keep trying to mark Microsoft's crap in my Hotmail as spam. It never works.
 
@Frank Did you not hear the sarcasm in my voice with the second post there?
I'm fairly certain the performance review is not the actual reason he's leaving.
 
7:36 PM
@MBraedley It sounds more cynical than sarcastic.
 
@Frank Well it is that, too.
 
Also, things I have learned today: Walmart carries a Disney-branded type of paint.
And we print the color fandecks and whatnot for them.
 
7:49 PM
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Q: Choose which lands goes to mana pool in Duels of the Plainwalker 2015 Arcade

GuillelonSo the question is simple. I really don't know how to select which land I want tapped when paying to cast a spell or ability, I'm playing in Magic The Gathering Duels of the Planeswalkers 2015 arcade for Xbox 360. P.D: I know some people have question this before, but as far as I check non of th...

 
Shadow of Mordor is sooooo much fun
 
@Wipqozn I hate you.
 
@Wipqozn Oh yeah, it is.
 
I got a vendetta quest to avenge the death of @Loktar earlier, but I failed miserably like a miserable failure.
 
I mentioned I wanted a PS4 to play it so my wife decided that will be my Christmas present
so now I can't play it until Christmas
Christmas presents are the worst.
 
7:52 PM
@Sterno No, @Wipqozn is the worst.
Then Christmas presents.
 
@Sterno cc @GnomeSlice gif it up please. I don't have it on this new PC yet.
 
@Wipqozn find the smallest and weakest uruk, then "train" him to be the toughest warchief
 
@Wipqozn search 'consolation' said by user '56' in chat history
 
^^ Pro tip
 
Most go abuse room owner status to delete all laughing gifs
 
7:55 PM
@GnomeSlice It's easier to just ping you when I don't have access to the gif.
 
@Wipqozn that's how I find it every time you ping me asking for it
 
I should start playing Kingdom of Loathing again
 
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Q: What triggers the trade tab to appear?

corsiKaI restarted with 110 kittens (yay for 40 paragon!) and am really missing my trading. I can't seem to find anywhere on the wiki or even in the code how to make my trade tab appear. What trigger makes the trade tab show up on my tab bar?

 
@GnomeSlice Which is much less work for me than doing it myself.
It's the circle of laziness @GnomeSlice.
 
5 mins ago, by Sterno
Christmas presents are the worst.
Uh... is he okay?
 
7:58 PM
@RPiAwesomeness @Sterno wants Shadow of Mordor but he can't play it until Christmas because I'm a terrible person.
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@Wipqozn You are...just dreadful
 
I try.
 

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