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12:00 PM
@Wipqozn NOT THE HATES RAINBOWS ONE :O
 
@KevinvanderVelden I'll probably remove the "hates kittens" one.
I think that was one them anyways.
 
@Wipqozn Not my fault they didn't like my fat self
 
I keep making things up so it's hard to keep track.
@AshleyNunn Yeah, but if you got hired you could have just set all the other packages on fire so mine was given top priority.
 
@Wipqozn Yes, well, I was too damn fat for them, so.
 
I'm pretty sure they were just jealous of how delightful you are.
 
12:02 PM
There's three people chatting and the biggest difference between them is the color of one person's nickname.
 
Man, I'm so glad @GnomeSlice made me that.
@GnomeSlice <3
 
.avatar-16 img, .avatar-32 img {
width: 64px;
height: 64px;
}
Also that was supposed to be fixed font but it broke =[
 
@Arperum Hang on, I'll start talking
Actually, on second thought I'll just post ponies
 
Someone should probably make a script to replace my avatar with my Wipqalot one.
then you guys will just be able to live in your fantasy world where I'm still Wipqalot.
 
@Wipqozn Why should we replace your's when we can replace... oh, wait, you are @Wipqozn
 
12:08 PM
@PrivatePansy Yes I am.
 
I'll just stick to posting ponies, tell you what
 
Okay, if this gets 10 stars, I'll change my gravatar back to Wipqalot.
 
@Wipqozn I fear this is a lie.
 
@Arperum I'm not lying. I'm being completely honest. I will change my gravtar back to Wipqalot.
If I'm lying, then may something terrible happen to the people I care about.
 
Bad things don't happen to the null set.
 
12:11 PM
@Wipqozn Counter-proposal: If you change your gravatar back to Wipqalot, @badp won't delete your account
 
@PrivatePansy @badp wouldn't delete my account. He loves me loves to mod abuse me!
 
@Wipqozn Him deleting your account would be a final act of mod abuse love
 
@PrivatePansy but then he could never do it again.
So...are you guys going to star my message?
Because you totally shouldn't.
 
@Wipqozn And so I won't.
 
I'm not lying, I promise you that. It is possible I have trickery in my heart though, which would allow me to keep my promise while still keeping this gravatar.
 
12:14 PM
There, ponies.
 
Ponies rock.
 
o/
 
@Wipqozn alternate solution: change gravatar to Slow Cooker.
user image
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@LPMF this is actually pretty cute... and awesome
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Okay, that's pretty awesome.
I'm actually considering this.
I should just get a different gravatar for every day of the week.
that sounds like a lot of work though, so never mind.
 
12:24 PM
It's not as hard as it sounds. There's quite a few ways to do this
 
Such as?
 
For one: set a different one on different sites, switch chat account around.
 
That's a lot of work.
 
Go to gravatar.com and upload a bunch of avatars, then switch between them every day of the week
 
That's even more work.
 
12:25 PM
Or just create a bunch in a folder then switch everyday in your profile through uploading
 
I am considering swapping to that trutle one though.
 
@Wipqozn Hire @GnomeSlice to do it for you.
 
@OrigamiRobot Now there's an idea I like!
See, @OrigamiRobot understands me.
 
And by "hire" I mean "force"
 
Well, yeah, that was just implied.
 
12:27 PM
You're giving @Gnomiebear control over your avatar
 
You guys underestimate @GnomieBear. He can achieve great things!
Actually, speaking of @GnomeSlice, I wonder how his security training is going.
 
If Gravatar linked to an image elsewhere, this would be easy. There are scripts that'll do image rotation with ease.
 
@PrivatePansy Nothing can go wrong!
 
@Frank Nope. Nothing at all. I'll just say it now: What could possibly go wrong?
 
Wow, today's Tale from the Trenches is, just... wow.
 
12:39 PM
Morning
 
@MBraedley Yikes.
 
476 Flag being 405 helpful flags
not a bad count =)
 
@MBraedley Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
 
And then there's this gem
 
2048 moderator attention flags
1999 deemed helpful
13 declined
21 disputed
 
12:43 PM
682 moderator attention flags
580 deemed helpful
15 declined
86 disputed

93 posts marked spam
93 deemed helpful

92 posts marked offensive
92 deemed helpful

36 comments flagged
28 deemed helpful
8 declined
I have so many disputed flags. I'm such a rebel.
What does disputed mean again?
 
456 moderator attention flags
442 deemed helpful
6 declined
8 disputed
 
I think it involves 10k users disagreeing. or something.
 
@Wipqozn A mod found your flag disagreeable, but not entirely so, I think
 
oh no, now I remember
> invalid flags – Wipqozn Feb 4 at 19:47 disputed
It's when I invalidate other flags.
Yeah, that makes sense. I dispute a lot of flags. Mostly incorrect "NAA" ones.
 
> 3407 moderator attention flags
3366 deemed helpful
23 declined
18 disputed
@MBraedley That was more the idiot who sent him the GUI's fault.
 
12:48 PM
@Frank do you need an energy drink? looks like you're flagging
 
@MattЭллен @Frank is a SUPER FLAGGER.
 
Aye. Those are impressive stats
 
I don't flag nearly as much as I used to. once you get to 20k+ there's very little reason to every flag anything. You can handle most things yourself.
Comments and spam are the only thing I ever really flag anymore, on a regular basis anyways.
I'll use mod only flags sometimes, when there's an edit war going on.
 
flagging spam as a mod is quite satifying :D It's like having deathtouch
 
If you include my spam and comment flags, I have Marshal almost eight times over.
 
12:52 PM
@MattЭллен Ah right, I forgot you guys got super spam/offensive flags too.
You'd need it since there's the rep hit for spam/offensive deletions.
 
@MattЭллен This.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz now I've started to think about how to turn SE into a CCG. I need more sleep
 
well sounds to me like it's time for another Outer Space Sex Gecko experiment!
 
1:10 PM
@LessPop_MoreFizz Noooooooo
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I guess they didn't take well to no gravity.
 
an organism that lives on gravitons... interesting
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Did they go out with a bang?
 
@Frank I do believe the only response to that is "No sorry" and then contacting your supervisor
 
@KevinvanderVelden That would be the appropriate response.
 
1:28 PM
@Frank more like didn't take well to no heat.
 
Woo, I am officially done dealing with the stupid crap with that stupid Giants game messed up crap pile!
And my boss thinks I am a superstar. :D
 
@AshleyNunn Lol?^^
 
@Jutschge We had issues with baseball last night and it made me a sad panda.
 
Well baseball will make anyone sad =[
 
@AshleyNunn Are you implying you're not?
 
1:32 PM
@OrigamiRobot no, her boss finally caught up to what we all already knew
 
@AshleyNunn How does being a super star feel like?
 
@MBraedley Mostly like tired - I was up til midnight dealing with part one of the chaos, and then had to be at work for 8 am (and the upstairs kids woke me up with their screaming at 6 am because OMG SCHOOL STARTS TODAY)
I have already had a coffee the size of my head
 
@KevinvanderVelden Baseball is the most tolerable of sports.
 
@OrigamiRobot no.
 
1:35 PM
@KevinvanderVelden The rules are easy to understand and it's easy to follow what's happening.
 
@OrigamiRobot I have no idea what the rules are
 
@OrigamiRobot It's still pretty darn boring.
 
Baseball is not a dutch thing.
 
@Frank So are all sports.
 
@OrigamiRobot I can guarantee you that 70% of Europeans have no idea about the rules of Baseball
 
1:36 PM
@OrigamiRobot not eSports!
Also Squash is pretty rad.
 
@OrigamiRobot Not when it goes bad and mistakes happen and EVERYONE bets on it because EVERYONE loves them some MLB
 
@OrigamiRobot Baseball's one of the few I've seen a professional game of. It was more boring than watching it on TV.
 
Although not all that fun to watch.
Actually I find most non-esports boring to watch, even if I find them fun to play.
 
I think you are confusing "easy to understand" with "universally known"
I did not say one of those things.
 
I guess it's because English isn't my main language, but when I see "star" or "super star" my first though is about astronomic star
 
1 min ago, by Origami Robot
@Frank So are all sports.
 
@Michel Last I checked I am still a person, but I am a person who is apparently good in a crisis.
 
> WHO IS THIS FOURCHAN PERSON?
 
@Frank Oh, I actually think it's much better than watching it on TV.
At least it's an experience that way.
 
@OrigamiRobot no, I'm saying I can't agree or disagree with that given that I don't know how baseball works.
 
1:39 PM
2 mins ago, by Jutschge
@OrigamiRobot I can guarantee you that 70% of Europeans have no idea about the rules of Baseball
I was talking about that
 
@TimStone ebola is also an experience, does not mean you'd want it =p
@OrigamiRobot aight
 
Also, "easy to understand" is relative.
 
@AshleyNunn xD <3
 
I'm mainly comparing to football which just seems like a big hodge-podge of rules.
 
@OrigamiRobot I don't get football, yet. But it seems easier than cricket
 
1:41 PM
@Kevin fun fact: The Dutch have probably the best baseball team in Yurooop
 
@AshleyNunn Didn't you need to understand football during the Brazil World Cup?
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz cool
 
@AshleyNunn The only thing I've ever seen on the rules of cricket was intentionally making fun of it, so I have no idea how confusing they actually are.
 
The Netherlands consistently does very well in the world baseball classic.
 
I don't know recall ever seeing baseball on TV (excepting maybe during the olympics)
 
1:42 PM
@OrigamiRobot Very. So much so that simple english wikipedia just tells you it cant tell you how it works
 
@kevin thank the antilles
 
Aah that makes sense
 
@Wipqozn I should learn to differentiate between football and american football
 
@AshleyNunn Nah, I'm just a big jerky jerkface. I knew what you meant.
 
@AshleyNunn There is no difference, they're both awful.
 
1:44 PM
@AshleyNunn which of those is soccer again?
 
@Wipqozn I figured :P
@KevinvanderVelden football
 
American football is the one with teh brown weirdshaped ball
 
@ashleynunn better yet, just ignore pompous europhile north americans who don't actually care about either sport.
 
@AshleyNunn my way is spelling.... i've seen euro football spelled as futbol, so I just do that
 
1:46 PM
@Rapitor Call it voetbal!
 
Or just call it soccer.
Soccer is a perfectly legitimate name that is not some new American bastardization.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz shrug
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Actually, there's Canadian football, and American football. More or less played the same, with just some different rules.
 
@frank same sport just different league rules.
 
1:51 PM
@LessPop_MoreFizz Is your adding of b related to being on mobile?
 
@Frank as far as I (and my work) are concerned those are the same
 
@ wipqozn yes.
 
> The word soccer is an abbreviation of association (from assoc.) and first appeared in universities in the 1880s.
so that's where it came from.
 
@Wipqozn I learned a new thing today :)
Weird, a lot of sites I want to access are timing out right now, but there is a weird handful that are working normally.
 
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