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9:02 PM
@OrigamiRobot Ah, memories.. seems like only yesteryear...
@Yuuki In my case safe for dad would be a better mesaurement than safe for boss, because my boss wouldn't give a damn about porn.
Hell, this noon ,he was discussing an "enthousiastic" pornstar with a collegue, who then got his phone and searched for a clip...
@Arperum Is that spelling his or yours?
@murgatroid99 Mine.
@murgatroid99 Sorry, brain fart
Q: Clan war requirements

PaCorbinWhat are the requirements to war in clash of clans? We have 12 members but everytime we war one of our members isnt in it? We are the only clan this member has been in so why is he inelligible for wars? Please explain

Q: Setblock at a Player's Location with Command Blocks

NoNameI want to make it so you place a dispenser at the nearest player's location (if the nearest player is not available, than I could just use me). I can't just make the coordinates ~ ~ ~ because I'm using this command from a command block, and that would just place the block at the location of the c...

@TimStone So much truth in that article.
@Arperum I dunno. If anything the Ebola outbreak is making people turn away from science.
I haven't noticed any Ebola outbreak
If you know your science, you know Ebola is pretty difficult to contract, unlike the cold or flu.
9:21 PM
@Yuuki See the quote used for the article.
I think his prayer will work. even though prayers don't work as far as my (lack of) belive goes.
ugh, why is steel production such a limiting factor?
cc @Chippies
@OrigamiRobot Kittens game?
@OrigamiRobot My graphics card
Bought new, it'll be an ASUS GeForce GTX 750 Ti 2GB OC. Bought off Ebay...could be anything from a GTX 750 Ti to a GTX 660 Ti
What is your budget?
@OrigamiRobot $550 (can push somewhat towards $600)
And I know Radeon cards are better bang for the buck. I want the NVIDIA drivers because Linux support is better
9:26 PM
I meant for the video card.
Hmm, I wonder how hard it is to erase my data on Smash 3DS.
Oh, well, $150 max
You've already spent some. How much is left and what else do you need?
@OrigamiRobot To purchase? ~$472
What I need: CPU, Case, Storage, Graphics card
I really wish I hadn't bought my PSU :P Like 1 1/2 weeks later a fully modular CX 430W went on sale for about half :P
@RPiAwesomeness Dems the breaks when it comes to PCs.
9:30 PM
@OrigamiRobot There's usually something that's limiting progression at any time, steel isn't really required for progression that much after you get past some stuff
@Yuuki Yup :P It's like Murphy's law, but for PC building. If it will go on sale for less, it will go on sale for less
@Chippies It's required for alloy and concrete
Okay, I effin' love Shulk's Back Slash.
@RPiAwesomeness that's why you should try to compress your total purchase time into as little time as possible
@OrigamiRobot yeah, but when it's needed for alloy or concrete, it's not needed for much else
I've got 7 watch list items on Ebay right now that I'm watching
9:33 PM
alloy and concrete upgrades have never been a long time issue for me
@Chippies Yeah, but I saw the sale and grabbed it, and I knew I was going to have to buy parts spread out because of my budget and the way I was earning it
@Chippies That's pretty much all I need it for right now.
@RPiAwesomeness there's nothing worse than buying something, not being able to use it and then watch it go on sales for less
@Chippies ikr :P
@RPiAwesomeness If you're buying onsies-twosies ever the course of a week, that's fine. Over the course of months, you're sure to see a better deal later.
9:38 PM
Gotta love legendary gems, 16M crits are fun to see.
@Arperum what gem is that?
I use DoT gems mostly
@Arperum My taste in music is not as eclectic as I once thought.
@Chippies I'm pretty sure it's the smite for 2k% weapon damage.
@Arperum ah, I didn't like smite, since it only hits one target
My normal left click attack crits for 1.5-2M
Then, every attack also launches a throwing axe that crits for 4-8M
9:41 PM
@OrigamiRobot ik :P
on my WD, I have that 2000% (unranked) poison DoT over 10 seconds on every hit
then wreath of laurels going of all of the time. and some smiting left and right.
it's amazing with locust swarm (pestilence)
I also have the Greed gem, don't really remember what I use for 3rd
9:42 PM
@Chippies DoT is too slow, most things are dead by the time they get a proper chance to be DoTTed. Except when I run in two or three packs that result in a painfull affix combo.
@Arperum yeah, I can see it being bad for a crusader
as a WD though, I got pets and I got locust swarm that spreads through half the map in one cast if mobs are dense enough :P
I use two gems for now, second ring doesn't have socket. and no greed encounter yet. even though I killed 100+ goblins. And got two rainbow portals.
@Arperum rainbow portals come from rainbow goblins, not treasure goblins
which are sort of the same, but they look different and the name is different
@Unionhawk Cats are such huge jerks.
@Chippies I know, but I haven't had the right portal yet. Nd rainbow goblins spawn in the same places as normal goblins.
9:45 PM
I got greed and wife got greed as well, each with under 50 kills
That cat doesn't even give a fuck.
not sure if you're really unlucky or you're doing something wrong
@Chippies I played a ton on not-torment.
And lady luck tends to do strange things around me.
@Arperum can greed portal spawn on non-torment difficulties?
@Chippies No clue. I assume not.
9:46 PM
I'm not sure if wife found greed on master or t1...
I found it on t2, I think
But I've been playing on torment for a while now. still nothing.
I'm about done with T2, going to switch to T3 soonish. making such a switch is always risky on HC.
that greed gem solved all the issues I had with gold in diablo
my season gold achiev is over 50m progress
Popular question badge 5 hours after asking a question
and I haven't even played Diablo in almost a week now
But I'm pretty certain there is nothing I can't match 1 on 1.
9:48 PM
@Arperum except in Diablo you almost never get to face someone 1 on 1
@Chippies I'm between 8 and 9M
@OrigamiRobot I remember this! So many memories.
@Chippies one elite pack counts as one.
a whole screen full of trashmobs counts as one.
@Arperum my non-season achiev was at 55m before the gem, after the gem, within about a week I got the 100m achiev
I hate you guys
9:49 PM
@OrigamiRobot Well, I hate you too :P
I never got the portal.
@OrigamiRobot Nor did I.
@OrigamiRobot you don't even play the damn game
@Chippies Over 100 goblins killed.
@OrigamiRobot Same here.
9:51 PM
48 secs ago, by Chippies
@OrigamiRobot you don't even play the damn game
I killed 100 goblins by 22nd september... still no luck until now.
So I probably killed over 200 or something stupid.
What are you even talking about?
Q: How can i lower my wanted level?

PaCorbinI have a wanted level of five and I'm wondering if there is a way for me to completely lower my wanted level back to one?

So? That doesn't change the fact that I've killed hundreds of goblins with no portal.
I haven't played recently because it's not installed and I have new games to play that are installed.
9:54 PM
@OrigamiRobot Goblin-pelt is MURDER!
What food?
@Unionhawk :O
@Unionhawk Cooking Skill Increased
9:56 PM
@Batophobia Not really, we're talking velveeta shells and cheese level stuff, but it's more complicated than "meh, lazy, sandwich"
@OrigamiRobot Shh I dont think hes gotten that far yet :D
@RPiAwesomeness Don't worry, the smoke detector is covered in press n seal
Ugh, velveta does/should not count as food.
@Unionhawk oh, well, that's a plus
@Unionhawk Even noobie cooks need something to help level up
9:56 PM
So the Aliens vs Predators "GoG Galaxy" key thing does not actually have GoG Galaxy
@OrigamiRobot agreed, same w. SPAM
It's just some kind of multiplayer thing
@OrigamiRobot Disagree.
Velveta is like if you mixed cheese with plastic.
the shells and cheese is a leveled up version of Kraft macaroni and cheese
9:57 PM
Velveta is like bottom of the barrel pasta.
@Unionhawk It's true, it's good as long as you eat it immediately. Once it cools and congeals it becomes an entirely different beast.
@TimStone Yes.
macaroni and cheese is best when reheated in a microwave
9:58 PM
@TimStone I can't respect you anymore.
@Chippies ugh, no. It gets all dry and not good :P
@OrigamiRobot I won't argue there, but it's easy and I like it.
Looks like I need to find new borderlands people.
@RPiAwesomeness the cheese becomes more cheesy
@RPiAwesomeness Learn to microwave.
9:59 PM
@RPiAwesomeness This is literally the opposite of a microwave.
Q: What's the most effective way to get Dark Elixer

Jonco98Ok, so I am trying to max out all of my Dark Elixer troops. My problem is, my Town Hall is max level and it takes forever for me to get any substantial amount of loot from anybody. My Collectors are all level 3. What's the most effective way to get Dark Elixer in a short amount of time?

@OrigamiRobot In my defense I had pierogies last night, which were delicious and definitely not Velveeta related.
Don't try to recover.
@Arperum Well, not exactly dry and crunchy. When macaroni and cheese isn't eaten right away, the liquid gets absorbed into the noodles
10:00 PM
You'll have to hope I've forgotten this by the time I get home
@Unionhawk :)
@Unionhawk Patience is the worst.
I wish I had a grill.
@Unionhawk Ramen takes 3 minutes and is infinitely better than velveta
10:01 PM
@Unionhawk Dude, grilling is awesome
Then I could make like, grilled chicken, or something
@RPiAwesomeness How is that a bad thing?
@OrigamiRobot It's good but it gets old fast
I need to decide what I want to eat tonight.
@Unionhawk Cycle ramen and peanut butter sandwiches.
@Arperum hard to explain...
10:02 PM
Imagine if Mario had the United States Army and showed up at Bowser's castle and was like "Where's the Princess?"
nice one TryHardNinja :D
You haven't livbed the student life if you haven't found something super weird that somehow against all expectations tastes good.
@OrigamiRobot Peanut butter sandwich is hardly dinner.
@Frank Last I heard, the fantastic four was delayed in favour of Deadpool.
that's a freakin afternoon/midnight snack at best
10:04 PM
@Unionhawk Why?
Eat two.
@Unionhawk Depends on the bread/peanut butter.
And put potato chips on it.
White Bread + JIF != meal
@OrigamiRobot Oh my, this sandwich though
White bread + JIF == snack
@OrigamiRobot ...you make a good point.
I found nacho cheese dorritos to be good on peanut butter sandwiches.
@OrigamiRobot Wait...what about Ghost Pepper Chips?
10:05 PM
@Unionhawk That sounds so gross.
@Unionhawk Oh my
But before you try it, potato chips doesn't sound amazing on them either
@OrigamiRobot ikr...
@OrigamiRobot Exactly.
But it is.
Well, can be
It's life changing.
10:07 PM
It might have been a function of "I eat sandwiches every goddamn day, let's see if we can change this up"
@RPiAwesomeness are you saying that the flavour gets absorbed into the noodles?! THE BLASPHEMY!
@Unionhawk That sounds like something I might make.
@Unionhawk speaking of weird things to put doritos in... I present you with: Mountain Dew Doritos Cupcakes
@Chippies no no no
Although I'd probably add sour cream and honey.
Like I said, it's hard to explain
10:08 PM
Honey is also good with peanut butter
@RPiAwesomeness but that is exactly what happens when you reheat mac'n'cheese in a microwave
@Chippies bah, too confusing. Forget the conversation :P
@Frank Man, I can't wait for Unknown Movie.
I heard it's going to be even better than Unknown Movie.
@Yuuki I know! It's gonna be awesome!
@RPiAwesomeness what's JIF if I may ask? I've only seen that word in some ads as "jiffing" and I am 100% sure that is NOT what you are referring to
10:09 PM
@Yuuki Meh, I'd prefer Unknown Movie myself.
@Chippies A brand.
@RPiAwesomeness Eh, I liked Stan Lee's cameo in Unknown Movie myself.
Adorable A.v.P:
I've heard Unknown Movie isn't gonna have that great of a cast
Choosey moms choose JIF.
10:09 PM
@Yuuki That was good
@Chippies It's a peanut butter brand here in the states
It was my go-to brand back when i could eat peanut butter :(
@RPiAwesomeness ah, I thought that's what it was, but figured you'd just say peanut butter or PB, lol
@Chippies yeah
@OrigamiRobot Allergic?
@OrigamiRobot :(
Nope, just gives me digestive issues.
10:11 PM
@OrigamiRobot :P Peanut Butter is great stuff!
Maybe I'll try again.
PB is overrated
@Chippies IT IS NOT!
wait, I think I've already said this before
10:11 PM
Peanut butter is the best.
PB + Apples == amazing + healthy snack
@Chippies A little bit, yeah
Were it not for the recent development, I could live on peanut butter
It's good, but not the best thing in the world
@Unionhawk Yes
10:12 PM
No, you're wrong.
Double wrong.
No going back now.
Oct 10 at 4:39, by Chippies
I find PB to be just okay
I hate you all
You monsters
I need to go cry now
@RPiAwesomeness I think the PB cancels out the "healthy" part in the apple
Peanut butter is pretty versatile.
10:13 PM
@Chippies How? I mean, JIF, yeah, but if you've got straight-up smashed up peanuts...
@Yuuki because it cancels out any other flavours there might be?
I love the waller affix on champions. All it does is defend me vs random ranged attacks.i can just walk through like they don't exist.
I occasionally add some when I make stir-fried noodles.
@Unionhawk Heh. "Brotrap"
@RPiAwesomeness is it peanut butter without insane amounts of sugar?
10:14 PM
@Frank Team health regen + max health. It's pretty great.
@Unionhawk dat game looks awesome
as in, can a peanut butter be peanut butter without insane amounts of sugar?
@Chippies Anything can cancel out anything if you add ridiculous amounts of it like Americans do with peanut butter.
@Chippies Of course!
@Chippies This is how all food works for me.
10:14 PM
Pinata is a good one too (team ammo regen+max health)
@Chippies Yes, you can make your own.
@Yuuki not sure if I just got grouped in with Americans or that was a general statement, but yes
@Yuuki too late! What has been seen cannot be unseen!
@Chippies Clearly, you have not read Harry Potter.
peanut butter, nutella, oreos and batman - all of those things are overrated
I guess I'll just eat stupid Bagel Bites for dinner T_T
10:17 PM
@Unionhawk Wait are you saying Claptrap is HELPFUL!?
@James Yep.
Claptrap can be a goddamn tank (especially how I built him)
@OrigamiRobot With pizza on a bagel you can eat pizza any time
@Unionhawk Nice
@James He revives me all the time
@James Butbutbut you can already eat pizza any time...
10:18 PM
47 teammate revives :D
Only started last nigh
Tried out Athena, got to level 3 ish about to leave for the moon and BAM, Headphones die... soo I stopped playing
Sometimes I die immediately after he revives me.
I am so bad at replacing my shield.
@Yuuki Just an ad jingle song :)
I think I should build up the "team health regen after reviving friends or being revived" skill
flops over dead
10:19 PM
@AshleyNunn Call the morgue. We got another one!
So tonight's dinner is Bagel Bites and tortilla chips
@AshleyNunn Excuse me, this is a no death car. You'll have to move either forward or backward to pass on to the next life.
@AshleyNunn First day information overload syndrome?
@OrigamiRobot Heathen
@Frank That + @WorldEngineer being back in America
10:22 PM
Salsa is the worst
Give me all the salt
@Ampt chooses forward
@Unionhawk: Let it go!
10:24 PM
@JourneymanGeek Give up!
@AshleyNunn As you cross the threshold between cars, an errant bump in the track causes you to be sent flying. Make a Reflex save to see if you're knocked unconcious, thwarting your own attempts at death.
@Ampt Oh god, that's totally going to be a 1
If it makes you feel better, going back would have put you face to face with 3 owlbears
That helps some, yes
@AshleyNunn new job?
10:31 PM
@RPiAwesomeness Yep. :)
@AshleyNunn Niiice :D
Like it better than the old one?
I am happy
@Ampt If it makes you feel good, I came back into the chat room and read your name as Armpit. :D
Or f--- vegetables xD xD xD
@RPiAwesomeness Awww, how sweet, Armpits are my one weakness!
@Ampt notes that down for later
10:33 PM
@AshleyNunn >.> I thought what happened in the Bridge stayed in the Bridge
@Ampt innocent face
@AshleyNunn How'd the old boss take the resignation?
@AshleyNunn Sorry, I have a +13 Will Mod. That won't work on me.
@Frank Well enough, all things considered
I mean I am working 2 jobs for the next week and a bit so I am likely to be exhausted, but hey whatever, money
@Ampt Booooo
So, I apparently worked 30 hours last week.
10:37 PM
@AshleyNunn Sorry, you'll have to take it up with the GF. She's pretty much played the innocent face to death. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
relatively intelligent horses xD
@Ampt haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha
@Ampt Haha, fair enough, smart lady.
ahrm sorry, had an ex do pretty much the same :P
The worst part is that I think she may be getting better at it...
10:39 PM
@Chippies One thing about tat smite gem, it is single target damage, but can trigger on multiple mobs at the same time. I've seen at least 4 mobs be smitten at the same time.
You can just associate the face with a requirement to ask "...what did you do?"
@Arperum Wow, what a charmer.
Google Dilema
@Arperum so, it can trigger on each hit, rather than each attack?
10:39 PM
This sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
@Yuuki I have a feeling I'm missing a wordjoke here. presumaly on a typo made by me.
(The past tense form of "smite" is "smote", IIRC)
"Smitten" kinda sorta means "infatuated with".
Do I google YAFFS to see if it stand for Yet Another Effing File System or just assume it does and go on in my ignorance more happy for the assumption? :D
@Chippies even better. it can trigger multiple times on a single hit. i can smack on one guy and three guys behind me get some holy light to the face.
@Yuuki They get infatuated with the ground real fast.
@Arperum I don't understand how that works, how can it trigger multiple times on a single hit? MAGIC?!
10:42 PM
@Chippies Yup, wrath of the gods or something, assuming my character is a god.
It also doesn't require you to hit the enemy who will get smote (cc @Yuuki)
@Arperum Yeah, it kinda implies that in the description. Can it smite the enemy you hit though?
@Chippies yup. It can also hit random destructible crap you are hitting.
now that I re-read it again, I guess it could mean a nearby enemy around you, not necessarily the target being hit
10:45 PM
@Unionhawk Our government is so screwed up ... it's absurd
I still think that triggering multiple times on one hit is magic
@Chippies Holy balls
Also: just got my third rainbow portal.

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