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9:00 PM
@flawr 1. I made it behave like that in Pretzel because that's how it works in math=). 2. Pretzel is my Prefix golfing language that uses a custom code page to use glyphs like ΣΠ⌥µ∀₅²½
 
@Maltysen or @Downgoat or @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Whats the difference between calling my paint() function in my update subroutine vs calling window.requestanimationframe(paint) in my subroutine?
 
@flawr #, #, #.
 
TFW you hit ⌘W to close the tab but you miss and hit ⌘Q to close all the tabs.
 
@TimmyD my hotmail account is signalized as breached
 
@mınxomaτ I just read these
 
9:01 PM
my second one isnt
oh even gmail ?
can we not trust any distant spot to store our garbage yet ?
 
@TimmyD it's*
 
@AshwinGupta when requestAnimationFrame calls your function, the browser is telling you that its ready to draw stuff, that its not doing anything else important right now
 
@Maltysen whos "you"? Me, the developer? Or the end user?
 
@AshwinGupta the program
 
9:08 PM
Oh okay.
So its just good practice pretty much.
Alright well great, now I've got it in there :D
that wasn't so hard.. IDK why it took me like a week to get to it =/
@Cyoce whats "Diaspora"?
 
@AshwinGupta Jewish Diaspora History.
 
@Cyoce fun.
 
@AshwinGupta ikr
 
@Cyoce Now tell me, in the class "fuck", what do you do?
 
@AshwinGupta say "fuck" repeatedly every time Dr. Bordelon gives us another bullshit reading.
 
9:12 PM
@Cyoce Ah, well isn't that nice.
He has a phd though, he must be pretty smart.
 
@El'endiaStarman And I bet you've already seen the new numberphile, right?
 
@AshwinGupta Yes she is. However, she often assumes/expects her students to also have the same level of expertise.
 
@Cyoce thats how my Spanish teacher was last year.
@flawr this video is actually mildly interesting. Mostly because it amuses me that someone would make a video about this. However, I still have to say, "what the f*ck did I just watch?"
 
I wonder what kind of PhD projects Jewish History students do
 
Ooh!
Nvm.
Greetings, @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ!
 
9:18 PM
Hai!!
 
@AshwinGupta Well I think it is pretty intersting=)
 
The day I got my assoc bonus I got 2300 rep and thought I did something severely wrong.
 
Obligatory greeting lenny! ¯\_( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)_/¯
Uggh every time I update the Pretzel key layout I have to restart my computer just to test if it's working correctly :'(
 
@flawr It is, I agree. Problem is its just so... pointless... I mean who cares how primes end? We aren't any closer to discovering patterns in prime numbers. Although then again, 99% of everything on youtube is pointless. At least this was educational and required thought.
 
9:23 PM
Most higher math is pointless. Like art. We do it because it's beautiful and fun.
 
Well it can surely have severe implications???
I mean look at all the stuff that depends on the distribution of prime numbers!
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Like my favorite: Pointless topology.
 
ba dum tsss
 
:D yeah. Topology is what my geo teacher used to confuse his students
 
@AshwinGupta And this is a pattern in prime numbers, what else would you consider a pattern?
 
ok.... so apparently xor can be represented by addition mod2
which is pretty cool
 
9:30 PM
And and as multiplication=)
 
I can't watch the video at work. Are you guys talking about this: quantamagazine.org/… ?
 
@Rainbolt Yep!
 
"[...] a prime ending in 9 is almost 65 percent more likely to be followed by a prime ending in 1 than another prime ending in 9" sounds like a pattern to me.
 
@QPaysTaxes Sure, try it!
 
But maybe "pattern" has some mathematical definition that I don't know about. I'm no math guy
 
9:33 PM
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Q: Do these new insights into prime numbers affect encryption security?

userQuanta Magazine reports: Two mathematicians have uncovered a simple, previously unnoticed property of prime numbers [...]. Prime numbers, it seems, have decided preferences about the final digits of the primes that immediately follow them. Among the first billion prime numbers, for insta...

 
@QPaysTaxes its not been proven IIRC
 
@QPaysTaxes Still unknown.
What idea?
TL;DR version?=)
Why don't you take a real encryption scheme?
=)
 
@QPaysTaxes You can set it in the future when it's been proven...
 
@QPaysTaxes Good point=)
@trichoplax Haha, nice idea!
 
I think it's been proven for quite small gaps, just not down to 2 yet
 
9:38 PM
@QPaysTaxes How about single prime encryption? There is a conjecture that there actually are infinitely many primes.
 
lol
 
@QPaysTaxes Haha, yes, quite a long time ago=)
 
You could set it a few thousand years ago before that was proved :P
I like the idea of analogue encryption based on white noise
 
@trichoplax How racist.
 
You could probably get it to work with pink noise too
 
9:41 PM
I was just about to say that lol
 
Who needs encryption anyway.
 
@QPaysTaxes but isn't that provably unbreakable
unless you mean the hackers get the keys because they are so big
 
One time pad can't be broken as long as it isn't intercepted, but you have to get the pad to the other person somehow.
 
@Maltysen One time pads? Yeah they're information theoretically secure but not very practical to say the least
nnjad
 
9:44 PM
*n'njad
@QPaysTaxes m'miad
jusq'a
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ The i is hiding, only the dot is visible=)
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Anders KaseorgWrite a program whose termination is independent of Peano arithmetic. More formally: one can, in principle, convert some Universal Turing machine U (e.g. your favorite programming language) into a Peano arithmetic formula HALT over the variable p, where HALT(p) encodes the proposition “U termina...

 
10:05 PM
If I have to explain to one more person how JavaScript is not a synonym for Java I will cry.
@QPaysTaxes Ỏ̷͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮̖‌​̭̣̣̞̙̗̜̺̭̻̥͚͙̝̦̲̱͉͖͉̰̦͎̫̣̼͎͍̠̮͓̹̹͉̤̰̗̙͕͇͔̱͕̭͈̳̗̭͔̘̖̺̮̜̠͖̘͓̳͕̟̠̱̫̤͓͔̘̰̲͙͍͇̙͎̣̼̗̖͙̯‌​͉̠̟͈͍͕̪͓̝̩̦̖̹̼̠̘̮͚̟͉̺̜͍͓̯̳̱̻͕̣̳͉̻̭̭̱͍̪̩̭̺͕̺̼̥̪͖̦̟͎̻̰_Ỏ̷͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚‌​̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮̖̭̣̣̞̙̗̜̺̭̻̥͚͙̝̦̲̱͉͖͉̰̦͎̫̣̼͎͍̠‌​̮͓̹̹͉̤̰̗̙͕͇͔̱͕̭͈̳̗̭͔̘̖̺̮̜̠͖̘͓̳͕̟̠̱̫̤͓͔̘̰̲͙͍͇̙͎̣̼̗̖͙̯͉̠̟͈͍͕̪͓̝̩̦̖̹̼̠̘̮͚̟͉̺̜͍͓̯̳̱̻͕‌​̣̳͉̻̭̭̱͍̪̩̭̺͕̺̼̥̪͖̦̟͎̻̰
I think I broke everything.
 
wtf
well, there's the ^n ^
XD
 
@QPaysTaxes no, javascript is like Java version 2.
 
@Cyoce So many people confuse "synonym" with "subset".
 
@QPaysTaxes its not rendering for me
 
oh no stop those injuries
 
10:15 PM
@flawr Yup. :P
 
my screen is looking scratched
 
.....guys....Sandbox (chat)...
 
@AshwinGupta use request frame animation
 
@flawr are there planes in this one?
 
10:18 PM
that will make it so the user's computer won't explode by adjusting the frame rate if each frame is taking too long
 
it rains unicodes
 
@Maltysen Do paintball bullets count as planes?
 
@flawr ...not really
 
@Maltysen ಠ_ಠ
 
@Maltysen But they fly! They must be planes!
ban zalgo
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10:21 PM
So time is a plane too?
I see
 
> Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yeah they both use brackets and semicolons so they must be the same
 
@Maltysen sighs
 
@QPaysTaxes yeah! very few languages use parenthesis
 
I like how in english there are three separeate words for parenthesis() brackets[] and braces{}
 
10:25 PM
@QPaysTaxes *JavaScripting
@flawr I call the last one curly brackets
 
@flawr As a bonus, most people who aren't programmers call parenthesis () brackets
 
oh hey I have 10 stars ._.
 
Is parens just a short word of parenthesis?
Or parents that loast a tee?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I think Martin has those stars really... :P
 
we'll share them
 
10:27 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Very noble. Maybe you'll make vice president...
 
@trichoplax \o/
dragon equality!
 
\o/ice president
 
Who is the vise president of the US?
 
@flawr biden
 
The vise president?
 
10:30 PM
> vise
ninjagoed
 
user image
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Se vise president from se vise house.
 
Haha, great one=)
 
10:44 PM
A foreign function interface (FFI) is a mechanism by which a program written in one programming language can call routines or make use of services written in another. The term comes from the specification for Common Lisp, which explicitly refers to the language features for inter-language calls as such; the term is also used officially by the Haskell and Python programming languages. Other languages use other terminology: the Ada programming language talks about "language bindings", while Java refers to its FFI as the JNI (Java Native Interface) or JNA (Java Native Access). Foreign function interface...
Definitely in the long-term plan for Pytek. @quartata and I were planning on C and Python.
 
Hello
I think it's the former
 
@trichoplax except JavaScript isn't a subset of Java either
 
@Cyoce I was joking - I wondered if you'd bite ;)
 
I don't think platypi bite
 
Java and JavaScript are basically the same... both are terrible.
 
10:55 PM
Woo, my PR was accepted so I've officially contributed code to Julia!
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I made it so that you can use find for generic iterables, not just arrays.
 
@QPaysTaxes Oh, it'll probably be a while from now...
And quartata would probably be the one to do it anyway. :P
 
So for example, find(c -> c in ('a', 'b'), "abu dhabi") now returns [1,2,7,8], whereas previously it was an error.
 
@QPaysTaxes You need a print function for that...
 
Ugh, Python 2. Oh well, I'll open up an IDLE for that...
 
you could use from __future__
 
10:59 PM
@QPaysTaxes Julia is civilized and uses 1-based indexing
 
@QPaysTaxes I run python 3 through pypy...
 
Ohhh, right, print is being treated as a keyword there.
 

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