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6:07 PM
@Simon not me guv iPhone FTW
 
wat
 
@Simon I've got 2
a 4S and a 5
 
And a Windows phone?
 
@Simon I think you meant @AviD
 
@Simon used to have one of those for a while but it's more my Missus that is the WP8 fanatic
 
6:08 PM
I swear that I remember @RоryMcCune go like "omgawd windows phone 4 lyf3 pls"
Ah.
I REGRET NOTHING.
 
@Simon nah I tried it out and it was better for me than android but ultimately I like iOS for mobile stuff
 
I'll erase what you just said from my memory.
 
oh I got banned
how interesting
 
you did? where?
 
wat
 
6:09 PM
from here
 
OH
 
wot?
 
Because of the heels comment?
 
flagged for lols, obviously
 
Really?
 
6:10 PM
@kalina wat!?
 
yeah
c'est la vie
 
@kalina WTAF!
 
She said something about a heels kick in the nuts or w/e.
How is that offensive? -.-
fucking flagging fucks.
 
hells no, hey @AviD @RoryAlsop @ScottPack do youse guys get to see when people get banned from the DMZ?
 
nothing they can do about it retroactively
somebody designed a system with no auditing
 
6:11 PM
apparently for posting "just dig the heels into the balls"
wtf?
 
@kalina no but we can identify the wingnut that did it
 
because they call themselves good developers
I think the saddest part is that I'm so used to it that I just accept it as "meh, it happens"
(I'm done with the sympathy thing now)
 
feckers
 
well it looks like "feeds" did it chat.stackexchange.com/users/-2/feeds
how can a feeds bot do anything but post feeds?
 
What?
 
6:14 PM
obvious scapegoat
 
well yes
too obvious
 
I like its id.
wat
There.
 
ya know if someone gets a ban from a chat room the admins should really at least notify to the room, so they can point out where the objector is being a wingnut or not
 
@kalina how did you get it overturned?
 
@Ohnana I didn't? I sat it out
 
6:16 PM
@kalina oh it's a time ban
 
well, not literally sat, I did other things
 
did you practice with your heels?
 
@Ohnana Rookie.
 
@TildalWave I don't need practice
 
I got my 1000th ban when you were still wearing diapers.
 
6:17 PM
@kalina excuse me for not getting b&
 
@kalina you know, sharpen them up and such
 
whoop forward that on to simon i'm an idjit
 
@TildalWave meh
 
@Ohnana an wat
 
@simon excuse me for not getting b&
 
6:18 PM
the thing that narks me about bans is, in most cases it's not even people that are contributing to the conversation who seem to do it
 
@RоryMcCune with me, 100% of the time
 
who turns up in a chat room... lurks around for a bit.. and then says "hey that person needs a ban"
 
@Rihanna Apology accepted.
 
hey lurkers, if you don't like the room... here's a suggestion.... "Go somewhere else"
 
@RоryMcCune look at everybody who hasn't chatted for 24+ hours in here, but are active in other rooms
 
6:19 PM
there are literally millions of chat rooms out there
find one that is more to your tastes
 
If not TRILLIONS!
 
@Simon :|
 
suddenly people start leaving
 
@Ohnana :D
 
@kalina well if someone who's engaged with the room objects to something that's posted then, to me , that's worthy of discussion
 
6:20 PM
if it was Braiam I will be especially annoyed, I thought we were on good terms
 
some of us have crossed the line at times
 
not that I use AU anymore
 
but it should be people who are part of the discussion who get to object!
 
Well I have to say I landed at The Bridge yesterday by mistake ... a silly flag got me there of course ...
in The Bridge, 17 hours ago, by TildalWave
Actually, I just realized I'm in The Bridge ... never mind ... carry on
9 stars LOL
I swear that if there was an option to ignore flags from certain rooms, that one would be the first to get on the list
 
I don't want to talk about the bridge
 
6:23 PM
duly noted
actually me neither I just thought it's somewhat amusing
 
not that what I say matters, I was merely pointing out I'm here with nothing to say
 
I don't want to talk about donuts
 
@TildalWave glorious
 
@Simon pysch
 
also that Feeds guy kicked an owner from the bridge
 
6:26 PM
"that feeds guy"
 
just clicked on the user profile. derp.
 
@Ohnana nope that's not it, who did what says in posts, "feeds" just announces them
 
@TildalWave just realized this. de-opped for console-vs pc lol
 
I can assure you that I schedule space.se stuff, not the "feeds" dude
 
Guise, I gotta admit something.
For all those years, I... I...
WAS THE FEEDS DUDE!
The DMZ soap would be epic.
 
6:38 PM
No, I'm pretty sure every episode would be fairly predictable.

1. @Simon acting like an idiot.
2. Me disowning @Simon, yet again.
3. @RoryAlsop in a walker.
4. @ScottPack checking everyone's gender.
5. @Kalina hiding from @Simon.
6. All praise @ThomasPornin.
7. @AviD telling all of us to pipe down as he bounces around.
5
Actually, strike #7. It's been awhile since I've seen @AviD complain about the noise level of the room.
 
#4?
 
@Iszi I don't agree with #5.
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A: The Memes of Information Security

AviDMeme: @Iszi's Gender Originator: @Iszi, @ScottPack, @GrahamLee Cultural Height: Most of 2011 Background: Originally, @Graham made a snarky comment to @Iszi, and @Scott over-analyzed and ran downhill with it. @Iszi's protests of malehood notwithstanding. Graham Lee: @Iszi Just doin' my jo...

 
Wow. @GrahamLee - been awhile since I've heard that name.
 
@Iszi Did you have hair the last time you heard about him?
 
nice
 
6:43 PM
@Simon I don't think I've ever not had hair. And if my grandparents are any indication, I won't ever not.
 
o
Personally, I'm already rocking some grey hair.
 
wait Leek is pornin's sock puppet?
 
@Ohnana see and there's a good reveal/episode ender cliffhanger for the series
 
@RоryMcCune agggh I spoiler'd myself
 
@Ohnana That's crazy-old news. I've proposed that we need to give the bears an ultimate rep cap and force him to spawn a new one and retire the old whenever they hit it.
 
6:46 PM
@kalina aren't we all :)
 
@Iszi usually that's a bannable offence at most sites. does he have a reason?
 
@Ohnana funzies :)
 
noice.
 
@Ohnana Last I checked, his accounts were #1 & #2 on the site by all-time rep. I think he's earned it, if nothing else.
 
@Iszi that he is
 
6:47 PM
@Ohnana it's SE approved
 
Sock-puppeting isn't banned here, so long as you're not doing shady stuff like voting up your own posts.
 
@Iszi Sock-puppeting isn't banned as long as you're not sock-puppeting
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You know what else is SE approved? My D.
 
@TildalWave well that's cool. he's a cool dude
 
@Simon No. Just no.
 
@RоryMcCune SFW?
 
@Ohnana check his other account for number of votes, you'll see 0
 
@Simon well if you don't mind pictures of dudes in leggings then sure
 
@RоryMcCune aka regular leggins with extra room in the crotch
why are people so freakin wierd about clothes
 
@RоryMcCune Bleh.
 
6:49 PM
damn the tartan ones are sold out!
 
@Iszi Since you're the official "THE DMZ" soap writer, I felt like I needed to give you more material.
 
@Simon What the hell? How do I get the title of "official soap writer" when the whole point of that post was to shoot it down?
 
@Iszi Really? But you nailed it dude!
 
Only further proving my original point!
 
Too bad, you nailed it anyway.
You're not getting out of this.
 
6:53 PM
@Iszi well given that you're the official DMZ scribe, I suppose it would make sense to give you the role of soap writer too....
I mean what you laid out is already more complex than most soaps!
 
He'll be writing about him writing the soap?
Whoa.
 
@Simon soap-ception
 
I always thought we're more like South Park
@Simon is Kenny McCormick of course
 
QQ
 
@RоryMcCune So, a DMZ Droste effect.
@TildalWave Wait... I can kill @Simon?!
 
7:00 PM
@Iszi yeah but with Doughnuts and bears
 
@Iszi Oh noes!
 
@Simon How do you like the idea of me writing the soap now, eh?
 
@Iszi I still like it very much :D
 
@Iszi why would I hide from simon?
I have no fear of him and I've been sexpested by far more capable adversaries
 
@kalina IIRC you used to be constantly avoiding him, and dreading interaction with him... then again, I'm not sure that's a behavior necessarily unique to you as much as it is a standard medical recommendation.
 
7:06 PM
sexpested
wat
 
Simon is just as annoying to me as I probably am to the people who don't like me
 
wat?
 
@Ohnana wat
 
@Simon wat
 
7:07 PM
wat
 
wat
 
lulz
 
don't start posting images or else ponytime
 
7:08 PM
pls
 
don't pls me
 
@kalina There's people that don't like you?
 
@Iszi I know, I find it difficult to believe as well
 
just had a glass of this:
 
PLS
 
7:12 PM
best whisky I've ever drunk
 
@LucasKauffman Nice!
I've got an Aberlour to start tonight
but it's not quite on the grade of that
 
@RоryMcCune It's quite thick actually, more an oily texture
@RоryMcCune aberlour is nice too
which one?
 
@LucasKauffman oh gawd that doesn't sound appealing at all
 
7:14 PM
@LucasKauffman aberlour 10, nothing too fancy, but should be nice
 
@Ohnana You know what else doesn't sound appealing? My D.
Wait, wat
 
@Simon true statement
 
@RоryMcCune nice
 
wife got me that for Christmas
 
7:14 PM
@LucasKauffman so are you adding water to the Hibiki?
@schroeder nice!
 
simply amazing
 
I like how you're all basically immune
 
@RоryMcCune no, it's a very soft flavour
 
@kalina internet Veterens :op
 
think water would delute it too much
@schroeder nice
 
7:15 PM
@RоryMcCune sigh
 
I got the uigedail
 
@LucasKauffman yeah the only one I've needed to add water to so far had an ABV of like 60% so kind of needed it
@kalina sorry .. what was the desired reaction?
 
@RоryMcCune horror, my eyes, oh noes!
 
oh god NOT THE CARTOON HORSES
AUGHHHH PAIN AND SUFFERING
 
they're ponies -.-
 
7:16 PM
/ded
 
stop mocking me
 
@kalina from MLP? nah I've seen a decent number of the real Internet nasties
 
@Ohnana rip
 
@RоryMcCune yep, me too, for instance the aberlour abunadh, that's one where I add water
 
@kalina they're cute though. why would they invoke rage?
 
7:17 PM
@LucasKauffman that's the one :)
@LucasKauffman needs water
 
they don't, they invoke happiness and friendship and magic
 
@LucasKauffman I agree
 
it changes so much with just a drop
 
oh, what
OMG PONIES
 
7:19 PM
@schroeder You're a so much.
 
are you coming on to him?
 
@schroeder yep
 
wat
 
@Simon you're right, I AM so much
so much AWESOME
 
@Iszi I found another lame guy for the soap ^
 
7:21 PM
@Simon What do you mean "another lame guy"? I'm no cripple.
 
@Iszi I or are you?
 
wat
 
lame
adjective \ˈlām\

: having an injured leg or foot that makes walking difficult or painful
 
Sigh.
WE'RE NOT LIVING IN THE FUCKING FIRST CENTURY.
 
@Simon Of course not. The word wouldn't even exist then.
 
7:25 PM
I think I'm gonna punch my ex-dad.
 
Fried plantain make my heart sing.
 
@ScottPack maybe you need to tone down the sugar or the fried fats, and go talk to your doctor. Your heart should NOT be making that noise ....
 
@schroeder fried fat?
that's some hard core murica right there
 
@Ohnana not all fat is fried, but when frying a fruit, you need fat in order to do the 'frying' - I'm not sure what you were thinking there
 
@schroeder no, I know. it just sounds like you were taking a blob of fat and breading/deep frying it
i didn't realize there's a specific designation for fats that come as a frying byproduct.
 
7:37 PM
We could ask our Scottish friends here about "fried fat" for breakfast ;)
 
"S-Box Design: A Literature Survey." Now that sounds absolutely gripping.
@ScottPack <3
@Ohnana Fat, when consumed as a food dish without any other ingredients can primarily be found in Inuit cultures rather than the...'Murican culture.
 
@Xander I had deep frying in mind.
 
7:54 PM
@Ohnana You always have the word "deep" in your mind.
 
@Simon better than shallow
 
@Ohnana Yeah, Shallow House sucks.
 
@schroeder Oh, it's cool. My heart is a wonderful tenor.
@Xander @Ohnana Or, in the Caribbean. Take some fat back, slice it into small cubes and deep fry.
 
@ScottPack for real?
 
chicharrón
 
8:08 PM
@ScottPack oh that looks heavenly
then again it's more belly meat, like bacon. not pure fat
 
It's made from fatback, which should be primarily adipose tissue.
 
@ScottPack I see.
 
Fatback is a cut of meat from a domestic pig. It consists of the layer of adipose tissue (subcutaneous fat) under the skin of the back, with or without the skin (pork rind). Fatback is "hard fat", distinct from the visceral fat that occurs in the abdominal cavity and is called "soft fat" and leaf lard. Like other types of pig fat, fatback may be rendered to make a high quality lard, and is one source of salt pork. Finely diced or coarsely ground fatback is an important ingredient in sausage making and in some meat dishes. Fatback is an important element of traditional charcuterie. In several European...
 
raz
What's with all the honey pot questions suddenly.
Did something come out wrt to honey pots? Or is this just a coincidence.
 
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lol.
 
raz
8:22 PM
@Ohnana What a 1337 h4x0r
 
@raz he's about to get pwned irl by his conduct board
 
yep
 
Just catching up on the transcript. Looks like all sorts of stuff happened.
@TildalWave - it's a Litchfield Forester STi
 
raz
@Ohnana yeah he is. Don't underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
 
@Simon as opposed to ascerbic house?
 
8:29 PM
@RoryAlsop Yeah it does look a bit too tall on the photo to be Impreza but gowd knows what aspect ratio voodoo you do with photos you upload
 
@RoryAlsop yeah it's been a busy day. Loads of material for the soap opera
@RoryAlsop BTW do you think the DMZ should see our attempts at acting at some point?
 
Hahaha - I guess so. It's cringeworthy, but it amused us at the time
I liked the adipose
Soap opera sons like it would be successful
 
@RoryAlsop whaaat you're not suggesting that our turn as McStarsky and McHutch wasn't oscar material?
 
Did you see who did the flagging on poor @kalina? I don't think it was needed, based on a quick read.
 
hey @kalina if you're trademarking "This sick beat" (bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31039802) you could trademark "donut"
 
8:36 PM
Oscar? Hmmmmm
 
@RoryAlsop I have no idea and I did rather have a pop at whoever it might have been
If someone's going to flag they should feel happy to say they're doing it
 
raz
@RоryMcCune It's my avatar!
 
rather than being anonymous
@raz I know right, but @ScottPack mentioned it, so the image was necessary...
 
raz
@RoryAlsop What was flagged?
 
This was a while back - I trawled back through the transcript to see what I missed.
 
8:39 PM
something about nuts. it looks like it burninated the message
it was a joke about men's voices get higher when you squeeze
 
raz
She's said worse
 
I posted a transcript ... wasn't banned for it
 
@raz hell several people in here have said worse
 
maybe someone had a bad ball-busting experience
no ice packs after
 
> just dig the heels into the balls
 
8:42 PM
@Ohnana you're implying there's such as thing as a good ball busting experience!
 
@RоryMcCune well, you see...
 
this could be interpreted in many ways
Also, since when is saying balls flaggable? That's all bollocks!
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describe this without getting banned then! ^
it's a spotted dick!!
 
raz
A delicious looking spongy white cake with a (assumed to be) vanilla frosting with some nuts/fruit baked inside.
BOOM
nailed it.
 
@raz Jeez dude you're a daredevil aren't you? :)
 
raz
I ride that rope like I ride your... bicycle.
s/bicycle/your mom
2
 
8:54 PM
@TildalWave delish
 
Spotted dick is a cylindrical pudding popular in Britain, containing dried fruit (usually currants or raisins) and commonly served with custard. It is made from a flat sheet of suet pastry sprinkled with currants and raisins, which is then rolled up into a circular pudding. The dish is first attested in Alexis Soyer's The modern Housewife or ménagère, published in 1849, in which he described a recipe for "Plum Bolster, or Spotted Dick—Roll out two pounds of paste ... have some Smyrna raisins well washed...". The Pall Mall Gazette reported in 1892 that "the Kilburn Sisters ... daily satisfied hundreds...
 
raz
Britain does love their pudding.
 
is UK pudding more like a cake or a yogurt texture?
 
up north it's bacon texture :)
 
@TildalWave that's not pudding that's just gross meat
fite me
 
9:04 PM
@raz "I ride that rope like I ride your... your mom"?
@TildalWave Mmmm... makes me really want to go suck the custard off a spotted dick now.
 
raz
@Iszi yeah... not explaining that one to you
 
@raz I'm just amused by the repeated possessive pronoun.
 
9:28 PM
what the...?
pointless formatting and misses "wit"
@Iszi that's better :)
 
9:43 PM
@RоryMcCune why would I need donut?
@TildalWave that's a pretty small spotted dick
 
@kalina a lot of those are indicative of depression too
 
@kalina → checks that you're not banned again LOL
 
@kalina Wait, so not watching movies and not going out means you are a jihadi?
I've been a jihadi all along and never knew it.
 
@Arperum hey they're not my words!
 
@kalina Yea, it's the fearmongering government again.
Also: I have a beard, that's pretty jihadi looking too I guess. I'm not stopping to listen to music any time soon though.
 
10:08 PM
@kalina but then, why would you need to trademark "this sick beat"
 
I don't think that's how it works
 
@kalina according to Taylor Swift it does...
 
do you realize how ridiculous the headline "<x> trademarks donuts" reads?
 
@kalina as ridiculously as <x> trademarks "This sick beat"?
 
I am going to release a track called this sick beat
 
10:14 PM
@kalina dooo ittt
 
 
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11:27 PM
@RоryMcCune wat house
 

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