on an unrelated note, seccubus is a really crappy product

@kalina I'm just complaining about you.

And those who are attention whoring.

really? I'm an attention whore?

AND THOSE

NOTICE THE "AND THOSE"

sorry

I just needed to clarify

no need to bite

@kalina I think @Simon might have had too much coffee today

that's a lot of caps to be using

Sorry, I am what I eat.

A DICK LOLOLOL

fml

now see what you two have done with your disagreements.... caused the "ROOM OWNER" to appear

:)

I disagreement your mom.

@RоryMcCune nobody cares about room owners

@Simon Shining example of the Canadian educational system.

@kalina aww, I'm a room owner too..

@TerryChia Cheers boi.

but only a sub-owner to the mighty @ScottPack

Are we pinging @ScottPack?

@RоryMcCune yes but you have other qualities

I like @ScottPack

Let's ping @ScottPack.

Hi @ScottPack.

nobody cares about @ScottPack

@TerryChia well his avatar turned up

Once time, @ScottPack was my dad.

who is @ScottPack anyway?

How's your day @ScottPack?

Once time...

Terry, go on.

Wrote any perl today @ScottPack?

Talk about my education, you deserve it.

lol organic DDOS

@ScottPack? @ScottPack! Who the f##k is @ScottPack?

I'm sure @ScottPack's education is better than mine.

@kalina I do hope so, if "owns a Sec.SE chat room" becomes my defining characteristic, that may no be a high point for me!

I don't think I've ever chatted with @ScottPack

@ScottPack is probably in the "doesn't like kalina" club

@ScottPack doesn't hate anyone.

anybody who doesn't like me, hates me

@ScottPack is not one of them.

if @ScottPack doesn't state that within the next 15 seconds, I will have no choice but to believe it forever

rip

oh well, @ScottPack

literally crying

well, figuratively

...well, not at all, actually

Why do you hate kalina @ScottPack?

So when are we starting up The DMZ: Skype edition, the first breach costs you a webcam?

oh right, never

good things

@kalina I don't have a webcam; I use Linux.

@kalina When people will decide that seeing me flashing my D is a funny thing to watch.

@kalina a load of people in a chat room with duct tape over their webcams using voice changers to sound different.... good times :)

@Simon depends on the size

brb running wireshark

@TerryChia are these two things directly related?

BTW has anyone tried Firefox hello?

@kalina It's an old joke. :)

video chat with no client needed

Hardest thing in the world is getting a webcam to work on Linux.

@TerryChia You're like 11, you can't tell old jokes.

@TerryChia I don't get it

Linux is a fully featured desktop ready operating system that is literally taking over the world

Not a single word in the previous sentence was said with feeling or conviction

I was worried that the NSA might be spying on me with my webcam

then I remembered that my webcam was in the box that I reversed over with my car during the last move

MOVE FOR ME

I'LL MOVE FOR YOUR MOM

I'm annoying myself today.

that's how we feel about you all the time

well, 90%

soz

it's ok, I think you're awesome that 10% of the time

well, it's actually more like 3%

but it's something

that's still 3% more than most people

aw yeah boi

3% is probably rounded up to be fair

2.500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000‌​000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000‌​000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000‌​000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000‌​00000000000000000000000000000000001%

That's a lot of zeros.

I love zeros

that's still rounded up, I just couldn't be bothered typing out all of the zeroes

@Simon Would be so nice to be able to say that in reference to a paycheck some day.

@kalina I like your extra "e", do they make it for men?

@Simon yes, they do

@kalina you know, 2.5 rounded up is still 3

@Iszi Oh, please, let's make that happen.

@TildalWave that depends on significant figures

my drugs are all unisex, any gender can take them

lulz, well played.

@kalina cue "you're a significant figure"

@TildalWave Nice one!

I... er... who told you that?

how do you know what my figure looks like?

ARE YOU STALKING ME?

@kalina Find out next week on "Days of our Sec.SE" !!

@TildalWave For that matter, so is 2.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000‌​000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000‌​0000000000000000000000000000000001

@RоryMcCune With Doktor Drake Mayhem!

@RоryMcCune If you keep going, we'll have to make a video one day.

@Iszi nurd!

@TildalWave Hey, you were the inspiration.

@RoryAlsop nice!

this is boring

this is all boring

I need to start again

passes @kalina the @Simon reinstallation media

no, not @Simon

@BarryCarlyon WTF? I thought we burned all of those in a ritual bonfire years ago?

I've written 6 minutes of audio which is basically 3 different ideas that don't flow at all

@Iszi thanks :)

I kept a spare copy on tape somewhere @Iszi

@Iszi YOU CAN'T GARBAGE COLLECTOR ME

Simon.Dispose();

HE'S CLIMBING YOUR PROCESS TREES, HIDING IN YOUR RAM.

simon~()

if( simon != NULL) free(simon);

@raz to a reggae beat

unset(simon);

aw yeah boi PHP in da house

@kalina Usual process there - set 2 aside, work with the other one. Those 2 spare may flow with something else at a later date :-)

@raz this process requires elevation

@RoryAlsop my motivation says no

@BarryCarlyon Well then ROP that shit!

instead, I will abandon all three and do something new

until such time that I feel compelled to revisit

@raz best just turn it off and leave it off…

@RoryAlsop Now I just hear Roxanne with Simon's name substituted.

@BarryCarlyon Hm... let me look that up... yup, punishable by burning you at the stake after bathing you in scorpions and squirrels.

I wanna hug a squirrel one day.

@Iszi well shit

shoots self in head

rip barry 2014-2015

Damn. Now we'll have to resurrect him and add tarring & feathering to it for taking the chicken road.

@raz given the subject matter of that song, I don't think putting @Simon 's name in there is good for anything other than provoking me to get some mind bleach!

@RоryMcCune exactly this :-)

@Iszi bathing in scorpions. Nice!

@RoryAlsop Don't forget the squirrels. Those little guys just love their nuts.

@Iszi so metal

Come to The DMZ they said. The first breach only costs an arm. THE SECOND YOU GET BATHED IN SCORPIONS! OH THE PAIN!!!!!!

if you survive the scorps, kalina sets you on fire

I'm going to watch Guardians of the Galaxy again, I need motivation

watisdat

that preview looks worrying

certainly not going to click that

like, ever

@BarryCarlyon brb doing security audits

it's the nihilists scene from The Big Lebowski

Ohai guise!

@ScottPack watcha' get any... pings since you were last here by any chance?

One or two.

yeah that'll happen

I could have sworn that we pinged him 3 times.

@Simon one must've gotten misplaced in the ether

There's a hotel very near our office that we use when remote workers come in. It has a nice enough bar that a couple of us usually go over and hang out as well.

@kalina Obviously you're not a golfer.

That hotel is also hosting a magicians convention right now.

Last night was incredible.

@ScottPack But was it magical?

It really was. It's all slight of hand stuff too.

@ScottPack I love close-up sleight of hand stuff, where you're left thinking "nope that's just not possible"

Lots of that. It was very well done.

@ScottPack nice

@ScottPack My middle one would love that. She got to demonstrate some tricks to the headmistress today, which has led to them organising a film crew for next week... good times

free flags

@RoryAlsop you're training your kids up to be spies aren't you... magic, martial arts, swimming

@raz oh damn that's a unix crypt

does this also qualify for free flags? security.stackexchange.com/questions/80456/…

It sure is

@TerryChia U w0t m8?

@RоryMcCune you forgot tactical evasion, shooting, flying, driving, sailing.... yes, yes I am :-)

@RoryAlsop cool, Spy Kids for realz!

@RоryMcCune And looks like Eilin can start flying this summer as well - awesome!

@RoryAlsop nice, you'll be up to a squadron in no time... now all you need to do is buy a remote island to establish your secret base on!

@RoryAlsop tesla supercharger network getting closer to Scotland.... engadget.com/2015/01/30/tesla-supercharger-uk

@RоryMcCune We just wait for one to pop up. Volcanoes are cool

@raz I wonder what gave that away

@raz security.stackexchange.com/questions/80472/…

@RoryAlsop Edinburgh already has a couple of volcanos. Or are they dormant now?

@RоryMcCune give me a year or so, I will donate one

get you a thunderbird 5 up in orbit

@ScottPack very very dormant

Fire

Wire

Scottish rock is some of the oldest in the world

tududududu

(and that's not just my band)

badum - tissssh

@RoryAlsop pls

@Simon Princeton Law School?

pls

@TildalWave Wow. Never knew Jeff Bridges could scream like a woman.

any man can

acts like a pitch control for the voice

@RoryAlsop I think I'm gonna get v7 rims for my subie

@Simon I don't know them. I really only know OZ as a specific brand. All I want from my wheels is for them to be strong and as stealth as possible (I got my current ones stripped and powder coated black specifically for this reason)

@RoryAlsop These:

@Simon Ahhh - the gold "loud" wheels

prettyyyy

Quite a lot of folks here have the bright blue and gold

It does make them stand out to the police

Hehe.

It will clash so much on my silver body.

800$ is pretty much the standard price with tires on 'em, used of course.

I'll see if I can get a lower price somewhere.

Those are neat, but a lot more expensive I believe.

This is the set I have on my car now

Nice!

dunno - they are a lot cheaper than a new washer bottle

think these were only a couple of hundred quid each. New washer bottle was over six hundred

lmao

Scrapyard man, scrapyard.

There is no scrapyard for most parts on this car

there are 18 of this spec in the UK

Really? Wow.

dayum

it's a very silly car :-)

Very very cheap for what it does, but dinging it becomes very expensive easily

So clean.

RHD makes it even more awesome.

You're gonna have to ship it to me once you're done with it, it'd be damn cool with my exotic Forester.

you weren't even willing to cover the cost of a free pc to canada

what makes you think you'd be willing to cover the cost of a free car?

with the steering wheel on the wrong side, none the less

Let me dream in peace, it's illegal to import RHD cars here now.

is it really

well, today I learned

In Québec, it is.

Actually, it's not illegal but you won't be able to get a license plate for it.

the province that slowly alienated itself from the world

step by step

Yes it is.

@RoryAlsop Looks like a WRX but I don't recognize the year ... that's some UK version?

@TildalWave IIRC It's Japanese

I'm out for the weekend. Have a good one everyone!

@BarryCarlyon \o

erm or maybe it's Forester GT?

@RоryMcCune noooo!

@TildalWave well I remember @RoryAlsop saying it was an import

and my memory says it was from Japan

ah

but then my memory isn't always right

and I know shit all about cars

it's a Subaru

and I think the stars on its logo are the Pleiades

@TildalWave I knew more about them when I was changing company cars a lot, but that got really expensive, so now sticking with a Land Rover. Until Tesla do their off-road SUV thing anyway

aaand now I'm watching videos about the Tesla Model X and thinking it would be really cool to have one

@RоryMcCune You're a Tesla Model X.

@Simon I wish!

sooo cool.

would be nice to have a car you can tell to warm up from an iOS app

You own a Windows phone you donut.