The DMZ

TildalWave

12:00 PM

I kinda liked flyk

nothing wrong with kalina tho, just curious

kalina

I got bored of my tongue being stuck to a pole

3

I prefer Flyk of the two

TildalWave

north pole?

kalina

no it's some silly movie related thing I believe, ask one of the Rories

Rory Alsop

@kalina the other one

TildalWave

@AviD is the silly movies expert around here

Rоry McCune

12:03 PM

@RoryAlsop @kalina tongue stuck to a pole? not sure I got that reference?

Rory Alsop

@RоryMcCune tongue stuck to pole can only be dumb and dumberererererer

Rоry McCune

@RoryAlsop ahh not a movie I've seen..

TildalWave

@Simon and @Simon-er?

Rory Alsop

@kalina I was just chatting to a guy from Poland...

AviD

12:21 PM

@ThomasPornin well there ya go, I assume a suitable answer has been provided :-)

@TildalWave am I?

Thomas Pornin

@AviD I am writing something to that effect.

Morning guys

@JukEboX afternoon

Hi

What is up @M'vy ?

12:42 PM

@JukEboX the sky?

kalina

wow, that was properly sidetracked

where was I

Feb 19 at 18:52, by raz

@Flyk the kid with his tongue stuck to the poll is named Flick

Feb 19 at 18:50, by raz

@JukEboX morning

in other news, @raz you've been promoted to a rory, at least in my mind

M'vy

@JukEboX you don't wanna know :))

Rоry McCune

@kalina ahh so it was Raz Rather Than Rories

AviD

@kalina a christmas story?

never seen it.

but found this:

A Christmas Story - Tongue Stuck to Pole

►

raz

@kalina Sweet!

Maybe I should rename to RoryRaz

AviD

12:46 PM

@raz make sure you use some weird unicode character.

kalina

maybe you should!

show the world how you reached enlightenment

Rory Alsop

@raz Razry

Roraz

Rоry McCune

@RoryAlsop sounds like a pokemon

raz

Unicode character included

Does your profile name not change the DMZ name?

kalina

it does eventually if you've changed the name on the account selected as the parent for your chat account

raz

12:50 PM

Yeah InfoSec should be the parent

kalina

yeah it probably just needs time

raz

Time is an illusion!

kalina

lunch time doubly so

mine updated quite quickly

Simon

@ThomasPornin Give the poor man a break, he thought he found a vulnerability!

I don't know about you guys but personally if I thought that I found a vuln in TLS and da bear told me that it's not a real vuln, I wouldn't believe him.

raz

@Simon "OMG I FOUND A VULN IN STRCPY!!"

TildalWave

1:05 PM

@AviD yes :)

AviD

@RoraΖ nice, not on the o at least

Simon

@RoraΖ Dayum son, you're now "roroz" to me.

TildalWave

@Simon hey I said it's not a real vulnerability too, even before the bear... you not believing me either?

Simon

@TildalWave I usually don't believe waves, soz.

TildalWave

@Simon that's a shame because everything there is is a wave

you see this text? waves ... you see your mom's saggy belly? waves ... it's all waves man

Simon

1:12 PM

pls

kalina

@RoraΖ legitimately one of the rories now

celebratory dance

TildalWave

> It so happens that most SSL implementations are reluctant to break laws of physics in order to comply to RFC

heh @Thomas cute :)

Stack Exchange

1:28 PM

Stack Spotlight: Aurélien Gasser

Rachel Maleady on September 3, 2015

Learn all about Stack Overflow Web Developer Aurélien Gasser

Simon

Nice embedded link, noob.

RoraΖ

@kalina Sweet

TildalWave

@StackExchange Hey that's Snowden in disguise!

Seriously, don't they look alike?

out of curiosity, historically, who was the first dumbass that confused RFC for a spec?

Simon

pls tildol be nice

TildalWave

s/dumbass/donut

funny, it oneboxed just fine in the pod bay

in The Pod Bay, 7 mins ago, by Stack Exchange

Stack Spotlight: Aurélien Gasser

Rachel Maleady on September 3, 2015

Learn all about Stack Overflow Web Developer Aurélien Gasser

must be something wrong with the DMZ :)

Simon

1:37 PM

what a nurd

Crooked glasses, really?

TildalWave

says he's a dev not a designer

Simon

@StackExchange Nice CSS, do they make it for men?

JukEboX

LOL @Simon

AviD

@StackExchange wait, that was written by "Rachel, m'Lady"??

TildalWave

@AviD yes and Aurélien then gasser :D

AviD

1:42 PM

silly frenchies

ftfy

Simon

Really? Saying that a girl is good looking is disrespectful?

What kind of world do you live in?

A world full of prudes and donuts?

AviD

@Simon what kind of world do YOU live in, where how a woman looks is at all relevant to the quality of her writing?

though, for that matter, I was just making fun of her name.

Simon

Did I mention anything about the quality of her writing?

AviD

Touche.

no, this is all on me. I'm in the wrong here.

Simon

Thanks.

TildalWave

1:45 PM

@AviD more like seppoku

AviD

@Simon I have a quick trigger finger when it comes to you and your chauvinistic comments

RoraΖ

@Simon prunes and donuts?

prune-filled donuts.

OM NOM NOM PRUNES

yum

1:47 PM

@Simon hey now, leave some prunes for @RoryAlsop, he's the one that needs them. #oldfogies

TildalWave

ok, enlighten me ... I've noticed it before but don't get it ... what's with old farts and prunes? I mean, even my mom has dried prunes like everywhere? what's up with that?

(not saying @Rory is an old fart, mind)

JukEboX

@TildalWave aren't prunes just even drier grapes?

Wait no.. Dates?

AviD

plums

#ignoramus

@TildalWave not sure exactly, but supposedly they help their digestion?

TildalWave

@AviD in some way that us, you know - much, much younger and cool people, don't need?

AviD

yup

TildalWave

1:51 PM

I mean, she's literally keeping them for herself, not trying to stuff them down my throat by force, like with the rest of fruits when I was a kid and didn't wanna touch otherwise

so... what do they have, like lots of pectin or something? wouldn't dried pears do better then?

AviD

like I said, I aint no expert.

TildalWave

you know what, I'll call her and ask :))) that should be fun LOL

Thomas Pornin

@AviD Yes, prunes help old farts do, indeed, the farting.

TildalWave

woooot? like air to let? pppfffff

Thomas Pornin

In other news, 100k. Again.

TildalWave

1:55 PM

grats!

Thomas Pornin

He. I just got the email that offers swag.

TildalWave

in under 4 years too

AviD

@ThomasPornin WOW, congrats!

TildalWave

@ThomasPornin is that a one off thing, or for each 100k?

Rory Alsop

@TildalWave I dunno - I don't eat them

Rоry McCune

1:59 PM

http://ᘓ.com/

URLs are getting odd

Rory Alsop

@ThomasPornin yay - well done

@RоryMcCune I don't know how to type that

@ThomasPornin nice one

Sadly getting 100k across the network didn't get me anything

looks like it needs to be on one site

Rоry McCune

@RoryAlsop me either, it was Copy/Paste from a tweet :)

TildalWave

@RoryAlsop try this

Rory Alsop

%e1%98%93 - wat i dont even

TildalWave

funny my FF doesn't accept the link but when I press enter on the URL it then works

Thomas Pornin

2:02 PM

@TildalWave I'll tell you when I reach 200k...

Rоry McCune

@RoryAlsop ahh Unicode!

TildalWave

shouldn't take too long :)

probably this year

Simon

@ThomasPornin Can you forward it to me, please?

Thomas Pornin

@Simon Too late, I already filled the form with my name and address.

Things have changed over times

Simon

Damn it!

You probably wear small too, since you're a skinny man just like me.

So, I just need to come and steal the box.

Thomas Pornin

2:08 PM

When bear #1 got to 100k, the email was redirecting me to some catalog of existing swag and let me choose something; now, they do the choosing for me and will send me a box.

They just ask for my shirt size.

So I suppose a T-shirt will be involved.

Simon

Bold assumption.

Thomas Pornin

Yeah, I know, they might just want to calibrate the harness strap for a jetpack.

Simon

Totally plausible.

I'm still hoping that they'll contact the mod candidates to offer swag.

Thomas Pornin

bbc.com/news/world-europe-34125481

Simon

I hate how almost every single news website has an unskippable 30 seconds ad before their videos.

Rоry McCune

2:15 PM

@Simon well not for the BBC if you access from a UK IP address :)

kalina

@ThomasPornin om nom nom humans

AviD

@ThomasPornin or the flying gatling gun.

kalina

@TildalWave probably one off else Jon Skeet would have a wardrobe of Stack Exchange clothing

Rоry McCune

@AviD @ThomasPornin or the lawnmower man style VR rig

AviD

@RоryMcCune my popculture reference trumps your popculture reference.

plus, I got to reference Trump, so I win.

Rоry McCune

2:19 PM

@AviD we're having a pop-off?

who knew

AviD

@RоryMcCune mine was Kick Ass

Kick-Ass (2010): The Jet Pack scene

►

Rоry McCune

ahh

kalina

Rory is popping one off

AviD

damn but that scene is awesome. Even if impossible.

Rоry McCune

@kalina nowait I see now it was a pun or play on words

kalina

2:30 PM

I'm trying to work out what "OCI" is in the context of the Waves Online Installer

Google says it's something to do with Oracle and that doesn't seem right

Rоry McCune

@kalina OCI is an Oracle connection lib.

IIRC

kalina

Would that have been included by default in older versions of Windows?

RoraΖ

OCI has been around since the late 80's, I can't imagine Windows wouldn't have supported it.

kalina

well whatever it is is present in Windows 8 but not in Windows 10

kalina

2:49 PM

♪ there's a way oh there's a way I know that we will someday surely find it

TildalWave

3:14 PM

@AviD why impossible? you mean because of recoil?

AviD

@TildalWave pretty much, yeah.

there is no way it would stay that stable through that much recoil

TildalWave

there's no no-recoil gatling guns?

Simon

recoil recoil recoil

AviD

"for every force..."

TildalWave

yeah I know, it hurt an apple as much as it hurt Newton falling on his head

still, you could set it up so that for each bullet you fire it fires another one in the opposite direction ... I'd call that Newton's collateral :D

AviD

3:20 PM

@TildalWave even recoil-less doesnt mean there is no recoil at all, just that on a properly engineered mount it would not affect it's position.

but floating in air, there is nothing to push back against.

TildalWave

air you silly donut

AviD

@TildalWave heh, that would be interesting

and bloody dangerous

TildalWave

yes but when you're shooting at bad guys armed with RPGs what can a cosplay superhero do?

AviD

well, one could launch a missile from a Harrier jet into the window of an office building, targeting the helicopter on the other side of the building and snagging the chief baddie on the way.

TildalWave

that sounds familiar

TheJulyPlot

3:25 PM

Recoil could be mitigated with a electronic control system on the jetpack.

AviD

of course it does

TildalWave

@TheJulyPlot nope, not enough impulse

AviD

@TheJulyPlot it would have to include additional jets on the back.

TildalWave

trust me, I'm a part time rocket scientist :)))

AviD

True Lies (1994): Final Fight Scene

►

TildalWave

3:27 PM

oh yes geez you see, you're the silly movies expert

AviD

hehehe well I guess I am

TildalWave

I wanted to guess with mission impossible

Simon

Nah, he's just ovid.

TildalWave

@AviD on the front!!

directions, you know, they like matter

AviD

@TildalWave oh? why's that?

TildalWave

3:28 PM

11 mins ago, by AviD

"for every force..."

kalina

speaking of forces, I am back

AviD

wouldnt the recoil send him flying backwards, and need jets on the back to counteract that?

sounds like a questions for Physics

TildalWave

@AviD yes, but since when are you shooting forward now? :D

AviD

@TildalWave wut??

Simon

5

Q: How to handle an insubordinate employee faction when I can't replace them?

At my workplace we have a small faction of insubordinate employees who think they can do whatever the like and do not allow new hires in the same department to integrate into the team. The tension has escalated to the point that some of the new hires have resigned. Even though I'm the owner of ...

"Even though I'm the owner of the company, I cannot discuss this with them"

AviD

3:30 PM

umm, of course you're shooting forward? how else would you aim?

TildalWave

@AviD you'll get it when you're old enough to eat prunes

Simon

0/10, would not sell him balls.

AviD

@TildalWave hahahaha

didnt realize you changed the subject

@Simon didn't realize you were trying to sell your balls

TildalWave

I forgot to add that silly emoticon to indicate I wasn't serious

I thought double exclamation marks will do

Simon

!!

kalina

3:32 PM

and I'm completely addicted to playing Fallout Shelter

it's like every time I have idle hands, I'm playing games on my phone

TildalWave

wassdat?

kalina

battery life is so sucky when you do that

@TildalWave it's a mobile game set in the Fallout universe where you take on the role of an overseer of a vault in the wastelands

and have to build and expand your vault while keeping everybody happy

TildalWave

so simpocalypse?

kalina

basically I guess

TildalWave

why doesn't someone create a mobile game where you have to keep everyone happy in the Borderlands universe?

kalina

3:38 PM

why not, sounds like a good idea

the main thing about Fallout Shelter is that it's very well made

everything is intuitive and does exactly what you'd expect it to do

TildalWave

so you're actually recommending it?

even if I really didn't like Fallout anything so far?

kalina

well I would recommend it to anybody who likes that kind of game for sure

but without a liking of fallout and the universe that happens in it's just a game in which you collect resources and keep imaginary people happy

TildalWave

I mean is it completely different to the usual Fallout games and just set in that universe, or still basically a spin on other Fallout games with a touch of strategy feel to it?

kalina

I want to make a mobile game in which you build a spaceship and explore the galaxy

@TildalWave completely unlike all other fallout games

TildalWave

ah ok then I think I'll try it

kalina

3:43 PM

it's free so it's not like you're losing anything but time

although the amount of time I've spent playing it so far is definitely equivalent to like half an album

TheJulyPlot

37 minutes?

kalina

-.-

no, the amount of time it would take to write ~7 tracks or so

so like ~120 hours or so

I mean I did turn up to a gaming lan and then spend nearly the entire time playing a mobile game by myself

can you believe that I can't find a decent sample from the entire 17 series of Stargate

this is making me re-evaluate my love for the series

TheJulyPlot

120 hours...that is only 0.017857142857142856% of the average human lifespan. Could be worse.

kalina

@TheJulyPlot sure it could be like my WoW /played time

which was over 370 days when I quit

Rоry McCune

@kalina that's a decent run.. hey at least it was an MMO so vaguely sociable

TheJulyPlot

3:53 PM

offt 1.3214285714285714%

kalina

@RоryMcCune not a bad run... over the course of 2 years 4 months I spent over a year logged into WoW

my only saving grace is that I am notorious for never logging out when I go to bed

my play time in Guild Wars 2 is as bad for the same reason

AviD

@kalina just plain notorious

Rоry McCune

@kalina I've avoided MMO's mostly, mainly for the reason that I do not need another huge time sink..

kalina

@RоryMcCune well this is why I don't play them anymore

my free time sink is you guys :D

with the exceptions

Rоry McCune

@kalina yeah DMZ is up there on my time sink lists with Twitter and reddit

kalina

3:57 PM

fortunately SE doesn't track active time so I'm safe from any super embarrassing numbers

@RоryMcCune well I classify most other social media as work time

Rоry McCune

but hey again this is vaguely sociable and I work from home so it's the equivalent of water cooler time :)

@kalina actually for me twitter largely is too, reddit ... less so.

kalina

water cooler isn't wide enough for all of these people to stand around, maybe you mean simon's mom?

Rоry McCune

@kalina yeah but "Simons Mom Time" sounds all kinds of wrong

kalina

true story

well, to me, anyway, I imagine there are some in here who actually have some simon's mom time, maybe even concurrently

Rоry McCune

@kalina I think we've established that @Iszi and @AviD fall into that category ,along potentially with @ScottPack

AviD

4:02 PM

@RоryMcCune hey now, leave me out of this

Rоry McCune

@AviD pls, you're the number one instigator of @Simon 's mom jokes :op

RoraΖ

@kalina @SImon's mom is definitely a time suck

AviD

@RоryMcCune yeah, thats how I should consider this too

@RоryMcCune jokes, sure, but dont imply that I ACTUALLY take part in @Simon's mom

Rоry McCune

@AviD well @Simon had you down as one of his ex-dads briefly...

AviD

whaaaat??

RoraΖ

4:08 PM

@RоryMcCune Well there are sooooo many possibilities

Scott Pack

4:32 PM

@RоryMcCune You'll never know.

TildalWave

4:44 PM

huh? since when is this then?

also, google, dude, kerning!!

RoraΖ

You're confused by the logo they change on an almost daily basis?

AviD

@RoraΖ actually, since they often have regional logo changes, I would say that on average they change the logo MORE often than daily.

Simon

You're a regional logo change.

Scott Pack

Your mom's face is a regional logo change.

Simon

How dare you.

David Freitag

4:57 PM

@ScottPack Yeah but it's so large that the region in question is the Virgo Supercluster.

AviD

@ScottPack did you just call his mom fat?

Rоry McCune

@Simon shouldn't that be "How Le Dare You"

AviD

@DavidFreitag oh snap.

Simon

@RоryMcCune No, that's only for "oh [no ]you le didn't"

Rоry McCune

@Simon I was thinking the indignant nature of the statement deserved the frenchification

Scott Pack

5:07 PM

@AviD Not specifically...

Simon

-.-

There we go.

Thomas W.

@TildalWave Conflicting Highlight Confirmed, I think

David Freitag

5:25 PM

So I got the ball rolling on a potential raise

Simon

About time, good job dovid.

David Freitag

My boss needs to talk to his boss about whether I deserve a raise, and what amount I deserve

Rоry McCune

JERRY MAGUIRE (Tom Cruise) - SHOW ME THE MONEY (clean edit)

►

^like that?

David Freitag

@RоryMcCune No, more like either they agree to a >2$/hr raise or i'll be living in a cardboard box in a few weeks

kalina

5:49 PM

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TTTHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE MOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Simon

ew

RoraΖ

6:09 PM

0

Q: Security Issue on windows 8

I am new to network security and similar technologies and I have encountered something very unusual with my machine. I've been learning some hacking and backdoor tricks to enhance my abilities as a penetration testing developer. This picture comes up to my screen every once in a while and I lose ...

windows

Hey guys this screen that I don't recognize pops up, is something bad happening?

Simon

He lives in a pyramid with ovid, what do you expect?

David Freitag

@RoraΖ In his defense it does sound pretty damn sketchy...

Also, you changed your name?

RoraΖ

@DavidFreitag I've apparently been upgraded

David Freitag

@RoraΖ Upgraded?

RoraΖ

Yes, I'm now a Cyber Rory

David Freitag

6:20 PM

Noice

Agawa001

8:52 PM

i m having difficulties understanding wpa packet injection app.box.com/s/xf0guwavpa3gfexkpnbwsub8suc7i29c, is it ontopic to discuss such things here?

TildalWave

@Simon wot?

@RoraΖ yes, that movie was boring

this one

A.I. Artificial Intelligence

A.I. Artificial Intelligence, also known as A.I., is a 2001 American science fiction film directed by Steven Spielberg. The screenplay by Spielberg and screen story by Ian Watson was based on the 1969 short story Super-Toys Last All Summer Long by Brian Aldiss. The film was produced by Kathleen Kennedy, Spielberg and Bonnie Curtis. It stars Haley Joel Osment, Jude Law, Frances O'Connor, Brendan Gleeson and William Hurt. Set sometime in the future, A.I. tells the story of David, a childlike android uniquely programmed with the ability to love. Development of A.I. originally began with produc...

where that screen is from

schroeder

9:14 PM

I liked it, and it had a nice ending, but then it kept going

for 30 minutes .....

David Freitag

-4

A: Is there a way to download a PHP file without it being executed?

To be on the save side set up a VM with Virtual Box or something similar. Always do this, if you're not sure of a file so it can't infect your system. Start your VM and go to this email. Then you can try to rightclick the link and say "Save Link as...". Open it up with a text editor and you shou...

heh

TildalWave

@schroeder hehehe well said

as is this

this answer is full of BS. — specializt 9 hours ago

and this is what's wrong with voting ... 3 upvotes, 9 downvotes ... so author is still in plus, while 9 that actually aren't entirely clueless got a -1 for voting the answer down to the deepest chasms of inferno where it belongs

AviD

10:57 PM

wheee I just wrote an answer that will get me slapped by the Bear

if he doesnt just eat me whole

or consume my soul

David Freitag

11:16 PM

@AviD Oh?

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