John Dvorak

@DavidMulder Sure, a swarm of nanobots crawling in through the nose to 3D print an entirely new brain on a molecular level should do... although, now that I think about it, you might want to deep freeze the body first. The heart can run itself but the lungs can't, so if the printing takes more than 10 minutes the fresh brain won't have a functioning body to operate. Anything less than a molecular print, I wouldn't trust.

For a voltage reference I'd recommend building a chemical battery. Pure samples of two different metals shouldn't be hard to get. I'm only not sure about chemically pure salt to make an electrolyte with.

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oh deer

that "near me" bit is adorable

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(the latter one too, if you sync your clocks with the upstream)

I do suspect the former should be possible to measure

.. seriously, how does SD listen to my keystrokes so that it can always report just after I copy/paste the URL?

... right. Sorry.

plus needs a canned reply to the editor

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Aren't women's kilts just plait skirts?

Oh no. Smokey's getting anxious.

I'm going to propose that the human mouth and stomach are insufficient to power a centaur body

But what is it for? What is inside?

@PhasmaFelis horse jockeys tend to be smaller than average in general, not just because sex and age, because a horse carrying a heavier jockey will tend to be slower. Centaurs don't get to pick their career.

@JustinThymetheSecond I've always assumed those organs would go near the rear end, so they'd pee like a horse does. ~~Perhaps the horse legs originate just below the ribs of an elongated spine, and the horse bits are unprotected against bite attacks but also contain no vital organs?~~ Scratch that. OP has put all vital organs into the horse bits. Which means the human ribcage is there ... just for shows?

@ChrisH most noise cancelling headphones allow you to turn off the noise cancelling functionality or even to enhance the sounds coming from outside. That sound still does have to compete with the music though.

the idea behind WET is that when you have two instances of some code, you usually don't know yet how to generalize it so that it can actually be reused.

or thrice

@pxeger write everything twice

some plants are just that picky

the former

in before it's seeded by the wrong answers by the teacher

End 3

Thaaat's better :P

wouldn't notepad corrupt the line endings?

to write ffmpeg scripts?

... I'd gladly kill off the latter and keep the former

(other than most languages using % to represent remainder and calling it modulus)

@Adám wait, does it?

Is that like real poison, that kills kills you, or a Shakespearean one that fake-kills you but it's real convincing?

eSTDs :O

no, I'm saying Zoom is good

Zoom

And orb webs can work perfectly fine in a corner, too. It even gets you more attachment points so that you don't have to create a single point of failure.

Plus it's more resilient to damage. An orb web as you've described is extremely susceptible to damage - break one of the supporting strands and the whole structure collapses. A cobweb has no weak points - only a wide area suppression an sensory effect. Every part can support itself.

@BrowncatPrograms excuse me, cobwebs are awesome - especially for confined spaces. A dense sheet in the middle is great for traversal, while vertical strands are pretty much guaranteed to surprise any passing insect. You just have to reel it in... and even if it doesn't get stuck, it's going to bump into more and more strands until you catch up with it.

CSS is Turing-complete

worse, imagine being a certified HTML programmer

yup!

It's not pronounced like that though

the definition is def wrong