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20:00
how is your constant of length 66 lol
@RedwolfPrograms Dammit, all your licensed github repositories are named "RedwolfPrograms" or "Ryan Tosh"
i must be missing something here
Are you converting the result back into the base 64?
well what are you doing with the =
20:02
Ignoring it
@Ausername Well, only one of those is in Texas :P
And not the right town either :p
Are you telling me you don't use a hotmail email? :P
And my first name is not actually leo :p
well i have console.log((x=>((x,y)=>atob(x.map((e,i)=>g.charAt(e^y[i%y.length])).join("").replaceAll(" ", "/").replaceAll("-", "+")))(...x.map(x=>[...btoa(x).replaceAll("+", "-").replaceAll("/", " ")].filter(x=>x!="=").map(x=>(g="ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789- ").indexOf(x)))))(["This is some plaintext", "the-key"])); and it's giving me random garbage
this is 10x more javascript than i'm willing to write on a good day
20:05
Hint: The input is in base64
Unless you're already doing that
I can't tell
oh
yeah i'm going back to using python
What do atob and btoa mean again?
Nobody can remember
Legend has it btoa is text to base64
But nobody has survived to tell
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A: Why were Javascript `atob()` and `btoa()` named like that?

shershenThe atob() and btoa() methods allow authors to transform content to and from the base64 encoding. In these APIs, for mnemonic purposes, the "b" can be considered to stand for "binary", and the "a" for "ASCII". In practice, though, for primarily historical reasons, both the input and outpu...

Ironically atob and btoa are entirely useless for actual binary data
The whole entire point of base 64
20:08
python base64 requires byte I/O which is actually kind of annoying
Well allowing multiple reasonable things is not pythonic is it? :p
@RedwolfPrograms is it a6b38027401d461aa28fb45c28f301a1d08209d813f156928d8fd8e6ed2dde8e21c786bea050141ebc1fe24cc920bb94? (sha-384, all lowercase)
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Q: Set the sum and product

l4m2Given two positive reals \$a\$ and \$b\$, output some positive reals \$r_i\$, such that \$\sum r_i=a\$ and \$\prod\left(r_i+1\right)=b\$. You can assume that it's possible. You can also assume that your float type have infinite precision. Test cases: 2,3 => 2 2,4 => 1,1 or 1/2,(sqrt(57)+9)/12,(9-...

@hyper-neutrino I don't think so, but it's entirely possible I'm using sha384sum wrong
If it looks like a name a human would have it's probably correct
well i got a human-looking name in title case, repeated twice
20:14
Yep, that's it :p
:P
i am in extreme pain
But on the bright side, you know my middle name! :p
i will now use this information for very good and legitimate purposes of course
@hyper-neutrino wut dis?
20:22
@Makonede it's the SHA-384 hash of Redwolf's middle name
nice so i know his middle name now :)
If you can break SHA-384 it's all yours :p
i have google
Along with billions of dollars in bitcoin and a 550 rep bounty
it's in a rainbow table
20:23
lmfao
yeah, 'breaking' the hash is vastly easier than cracking his obscure cryptographic nonsense
alright can i have my billions of dollars and 550 rep?
No, only for a general solution :p
bruh. of course it is
20:24
monke
Should've salted it smh
yeah. didn't think i'd need to salt for smth as trivial as a cmc smh
Not even sure how you got that hash, I can't find anything that returns that using sha384sum
dunno what's wrong with your sha384sum
i just used hashlib.sha384(b"...").hexdigest()lol
20:28
I'm doing printf "matthew\n" | sha384sum _/(.-.)\_
that works too
@RedwolfPrograms the \n is the issue
if you remove it you get the right hash
Don't know what I got the newline thing from
20:29
Oh, from pxeger's CMC
:|
md5 of my name: 72ca5c93acd491a7a757ed28483ffce8 have fun
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lol
Just from googling it I can tell it's probably not a name
my last name is 9899ac123513b0ffba14a8cf75134eef
um
how do I insert a delta0 in my question
20:32
@Makonede That's a very odd name, Makonede 72ca5c93acd491a7a757ed28483ffce8 9899ac123513b0ffba14a8cf75134eef :P
yes it is :)
my name is 75170fc230cd88f32e475ff4087f81d9
good one
Hi there, hyper "75170fc230cd88f32e475ff4087f81d9" neutrino!
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94a214717a34206fa86961ee31d20fa5 :)
20:33
alias echo='printf "use printf you idiot\n"'
0A11F687C7FD68E1B9E04B2C3B76EE31264D975528DA70F3CF64E7CD3538943894FEE9E91564059944B1F5464FD2E5F5
I'd do that if it weren't used in some install scripts and stuff
@Wzl ooh, not found, fascinating
@user bruh chill
@RedwolfPrograms I think I might know your middle name :P
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20:35
@rak1507 it's long and no it's not my name
@Wzl ah :(
well that's boring
@cairdcoinheringaahing frick
I wonder what it is
I am smartn't
Pretty sure it's Matty-boy :P
20:35
not sure but i think it's gregory
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7 mins ago, by Redwolf Programs
I'm doing printf "matthew\n" | sha384sum _/(.-.)\_
Nah, it's Greg Heffley, Redwolf is the Wimpy Kid :P
Next: Try to reverse engineer my social security number from this riddle!
lmao
@RedwolfPrograms go ahead
@Makonede You shouldn't have tried decoding it ;)
20:36
"My SSN reversed is 987654321. What is my SSN?"
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@cairdcoinheringaahing Come on, don't leave us hanging with that asterisk
@RedwolfPrograms (x,y,b="ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789- ")=>[...x].map((e,i)=>b[b.indexOf(e)^b.indexOf(y[i%y.length])]).join("") (144 bytes)
@hyper-neutrino That's basically exactly what I had, but with slightly different variable names and padEnd instead of modulo :p
lmao :P
now the question is what the reward is because you never said +100 or +200 meant bounties :p
do i get 300 brownies
@hyper-neutrino How'd you guess it?
20:38
@user through like 69 different hints that redwolf gave
also because it was just some variant or another on "xor pairs of bytes" so i just kept throwing random things at it
I'm too impatient to wait for people to solve my puzzles properly xd
@hyper-neutrino In other news, a certain mod has died of eating too many brownies. The food industry is preparing to face a slew of lawsuits.
eventually i just stopped trying to b64 encode/decode it; realized i could try just indexing into the b64 digits approximately when redwolf hinted that it was already in base64 :P
@rak1507 dude please delete that
please
20:39
oh uh @cairdcoinheringaahing can you delete my messages with hashes in
@hyper-neutrino Nuke it please
2 hours ago, by user
Protip: Never tell rak1507 anything about yourself
@rak1507 you can do that
@user @Makonede You should've followed my advice :P
@Makonede Next time, just flag for moderator intervention :)
20:40
@Makonede I can't, messages can only be deleted before a certain amount of time
@Makonede You can only delete messages for up to 2 minutes after posting
for every chat tab i have open and for every time i get pinged SE makes a different sound because the delay is slightly different
i had three copies of TL open plus TNB
i am now deaf
@rak1507 maybe delete this one too
I have it set to ping me for every new message in the room
how are you still alive
20:41
That's got to be annoying
do you even have ears?
i'm assuming both of those messages had sensitive data so i've redacted their history as well
TNB is 35% of my life :p
I have to keep up to date
@cairdcoinheringaahing 123456789
do I win a bounty
@Wzl one walnut please
20:42
@RedwolfPrograms 0 x 35% = 0 still
@StackMeter No, you win my identity :P
@hyper-neutrino D:
D:p is a cursed emoticon I have just invented
I wonder if anyone does have an SSN of 123456789
@hyper-neutrino data so sensitive it's public...
Apr 27 at 20:45, by caird coinheringaahing
CMC: Steal my identity and take on all my legal obligations while I disappear to a beach in the Caribbean :P
^ @StackMeter You've been tricked
20:43
okay maybe it's not making a different sound for each tab and my audio is just broken because these pings feel extra loud
Sorry bud, guess you'll have to do my chores while I laze around @StackMeter :P
i'm turning off pings lol
Just nuke Lyxal's fridge
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@rak1507 here, I rescued this one from a cicada, then tripped on a banana and dropped it in mud, and cleaned it off with flaming mold, so at least it's safe to eat now
20:44
@user Lyxal just wakes up to a fully nuked fridge with no idea what happened :P
@cairdcoinheringaahing "Wow, that lava cake must've been made of the real stuff"
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mmm lava cake, time to make donuts
it done
Imagine Lyxal wakes up in the middle of the night and there's some random moderator rigging a nuclear warhead under their fridge
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@StackMeter 2 bytes in Jelly
20:47
Just confirmed SP is working as intended. Time to draft the meta proposal.
that's a lie
@StackMeter Nope. Ær. Takes a list of coefficients (e.g. \$1+2x+3x^2+4x^3+5x^4\$ = [1,2,3,4,5]) and outputs all roots
Try it online! (not very nice roots)
solving for roots of polynomials greater than degree 5 (or was it 4?) doesn't have a good formula right?
i wonder how this does it - newton method or whatever it was called?
or maybe sympy has a built-in :p
Probably just approximation
20:51
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

StackMeterSolve a Quartic Equation Since I saw the quartic formula and it's a behemoth to solve, your task is to implememnt it in as few bytes as possible. That's it. The formula for reference: For a quartic equation \$ax^4 + bx^3 + cx^2 + dx + e\$: \$x_1, x_2 = \frac{-b}{4a} - S \pm \frac{1}{2}\sqrt[]{4S...

@NewSandboxedPosts That could quite possibly be your last words, bot
Whoa, easy with the threats, Redwolf
do we not have a polynomial->roots challenge yet?
i found integral roots and real roots but no general
also this challenge looks like "find roots of polynomial" and I don't think the quartic equation is necessarily relevant (required), but i could be wrong
If we did have a canonical "given a polynomial, find it's roots" challenge, it'd be good for dupe targets
@RedwolfPrograms i sent this to my friend and he is... slightly less than happy about this :p
20:54
With Stack's latest one, there are at least 4 challenges in the Sandbox which are "find the roots of a polynomial"
I like BLOBSPIN, this is good :P
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rubberhose cryptanalysis :)
The main joke is that encrypting with the same key twice in OTP results in the plaintext :p
20:55
@ngn No need for that when you have someone voluntarily giving away their secrets :P
@RedwolfPrograms hence why it is so cursed and probably why he is angery
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@user "or else" is the key to voluntary cooperation
@ngn Well, Redwolf gave away their secrets unprompted, but "or else" can help in cases when people don't do that, I guess. I've also found that being in the presence of a big knife makes people much more honest. Very interesting stuff...
@hyper-neutrino Was this the assembly person who got a million upvotes?
@user I'm concerned about your methodology
20:59
@user for some definition of 1 million being 12, yes
> For the input, duplicate values should be removed and order does not matter. For example, the result with input 3, 3, 6 should be the same as the result with input 6, 3
@RedwolfPrograms I suppose I should approach it more scientifically and ascertain exactly why certain phrases and objects make people more willing to be open, but I'm just happy it works :)
Because we all know that the polynomial with the roots 6, 3 is the same as with 6, 3, 3
@user One more handy technique that works is getting one of those Halloween corpse thingies, spraying ketchup all over it, and putting it in a darkish corner. Very effective, gets answers almost immediately when people become aware of it
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@user even better: hanging it on a quadcopter and flying it around
21:06
What does the chatiquette say about discussing enhanced psychological torture? Yay or nay?
"Torture" is such a nasty word, don't you think? I prefer to call it "asking not-so-nicely"
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"enhanced interrogation" :) (i'm not making this up)
@cairdcoinheringaahing But if we do have to make a decision, I'd say yay
"speed-optimized interviewing" but as a serious answer i'd say just use your common sense; joking about stuff is fine but don't make it to the point of potentially being disturbing
21:10
@ngn Who did make it up?
The CIA
Allegedly
i think it'd be cool to have a way to mark a comment as read which alerts the original poster so that they can remove it
Huh, TIL. (also, we're probably on watchlists now :P)
because otherwise to let them know, you have to comment in reply, which then you have to remove once they've read it and removed theirs, and they can't let you know without adding another comment in reply, etc
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@user looks around for drones
21:12
@hyper-neutrino Some kind of private upvote thingy, maybe?
Or even a specific comment that is deleted along with the comment its replying to
something like that, yeah. or some way to indicate to the commenter that their comment has been read and can be removed now
@cairdcoinheringaahing yeah that too. or another idea i had was a way to mark a comment on a post to make it deleteable by the post owner
I'm sure there are other platforms that can do that, but moving TNB there would be difficult and not worth it
@user Comment, not chat
well there's no point in deleting chat messages in that context
they take up just as much space except in the transcript
21:14
@cairdcoinheringaahing Oh ok
and it removes context which isn't good, whereas comments can be cleaned up fine
you can flag comments for mod intervention but flooding us with chatty comment flags isn't a great idea lol
21:46
Has happened 4 times :P
Although those don't look for only Redwolf, me and a diamond
 
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@Wzl I'll need to eat a sample (preferably at least 2 pounds of it) to give you feedback :P
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urls are so complicated, soon they're going to be adding paths to subdomains like https://en/glish.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Anyone know why my fridge is completely destroyed and people in my local area are now experiencing radiation poisoning?
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@user I understand this, but unfortunately I'm making donuts instead. It's a big recipe, perhaps I can mail you some
That'd be great, thanks!
(I actually feel like puking when I eat too much sweet stuff, but I can handle half a chocolate donut just fine :) )
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23:01
okay paste your address and you'll get a free sample of one (1) potato donut, as long as my fridge survives and the recipe succeeds (disclaimer: no)
Potato donuts are a thing?
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I guess... never tried them before
> made with either mashed potatoes or potato starch instead of flour
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@Wzl it seems a little incomplete
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but this recipe still requires a lot of flor
I live here btw
@Wzl Looks very interesting
Sorry, over here (give it some time to load)
23:08
@lyxal You might want to talk to hyper about that :P
This would be even better without the context provided by the bottom message
@cairdcoinheringaahing chances are that's been fixed and TIO is stale
square rooT (or rather, SQUARE ROOt)
@Wzl 150 Freston Road
More specifically: 150 Freston Rd, Notting Hill, London W10 6TR, United Kingdom
Send them there
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23:15
this is the rickroll bridge?
⌍p
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

caird coinheringaahingFill in the blank When copying my latest code golf answer across from Try it online!, I experienced a weird glitch, and, when I pasted the code in, it was missing a byte! I can't remember what the byte was, but luckily I can remember the input/output test case I had, so I can use this to figure o...

I swear, one day it's going to turn out that lyxal is actually Rick Astley trying to promote his music
Dah you've found me out!... You know the rules and so do I... Say goodbye
23:30
But I thought you were never gonna give us up?
lyxal/Rick broke their promise. There's only one way for them to be punished now...a rickroll! :P
This answer is pretty funny
@hyper-neutrino lick
Lyxal Rick. He turned himself into a golfer, funniest shit I ever saw
ugh, another of those comments which have already been deleted before you get to read them :-(
23:35
my volume has been up 66% more than it usually is for the whole day
@Neil ?
no wonder my pings have sounded extra painful
How do they still sound painful after Operation Fridge?
well not anymore, but i mean that's why earlier today they sounded more pain than usual
I can't decide if this is cursed or not
23:48
I guess it's blursed? It has to be blessed if it involves rickrolls in any way

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