The Nineteenth Byte

hyper-neutrino

20:00

how is your constant of length 66 lol

A username

@RedwolfPrograms Dammit, all your licensed github repositories are named "RedwolfPrograms" or "Ryan Tosh"

hyper-neutrino

i must be missing something here

A username

beenverified.com/people/ryan-tosh

Redwolf Programs

Are you converting the result back into the base 64?

hyper-neutrino

well what are you doing with the =

Redwolf Programs

20:02

Ignoring it

caird coinheringaahing

@Ausername Well, only one of those is in Texas :P

Redwolf Programs

And not the right town either :p

caird coinheringaahing

Are you telling me you don't use a hotmail email? :P

Redwolf Programs

And my first name is not actually leo :p

hyper-neutrino

well i have

console.log((x=>((x,y)=>atob(x.map((e,i)=>g.charAt(e^y[i%y.length])).join("").replaceAll(" ", "/").replaceAll("-", "+")))(...x.map(x=>[...btoa(x).replaceAll("+", "-").replaceAll("/", " ")].filter(x=>x!="=").map(x=>(g="ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789- ").indexOf(x)))))(["This is some plaintext", "the-key"]));

and it's giving me random garbage

this is 10x more javascript than i'm willing to write on a good day

Redwolf Programs

20:05

Hint: The input is in base64

Unless you're already doing that

I can't tell

hyper-neutrino

oh

yeah i'm going back to using python

caird coinheringaahing

What do atob and btoa mean again?

Redwolf Programs

Nobody can remember

Legend has it btoa is text to base64

But nobody has survived to tell

caird coinheringaahing

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A: Why were Javascript `atob()` and `btoa()` named like that?

The atob() and btoa() methods allow authors to transform content to and from the base64 encoding. In these APIs, for mnemonic purposes, the "b" can be considered to stand for "binary", and the "a" for "ASCII". In practice, though, for primarily historical reasons, both the input and outpu...

Redwolf Programs

Ironically atob and btoa are entirely useless for actual binary data

The whole entire point of base 64

hyper-neutrino

20:08

python base64 requires byte I/O which is actually kind of annoying

Redwolf Programs

Well allowing multiple reasonable things is not pythonic is it? :p

hyper-neutrino

@RedwolfPrograms is it a6b38027401d461aa28fb45c28f301a1d08209d813f156928d8fd8e6ed2dde8e21c786bea050141ebc1fe24cc920bb94? (sha-384, all lowercase)

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Q: Set the sum and product

Given two positive reals \$a\$ and \$b\$, output some positive reals \$r_i\$, such that \$\sum r_i=a\$ and \$\prod\left(r_i+1\right)=b\$. You can assume that it's possible. You can also assume that your float type have infinite precision. Test cases: 2,3 => 2 2,4 => 1,1 or 1/2,(sqrt(57)+9)/12,(9-...

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@hyper-neutrino I don't think so, but it's entirely possible I'm using sha384sum wrong

If it looks like a name a human would have it's probably correct

hyper-neutrino

well i got a human-looking name in title case, repeated twice

Redwolf Programs

20:14

Yep, that's it :p

hyper-neutrino

:P

i am in extreme pain

Redwolf Programs

But on the bright side, you know my middle name! :p

hyper-neutrino

i will now use this information for very good and legitimate purposes of course

Wzl

feedback please

Makonede

@hyper-neutrino wut dis?

hyper-neutrino

20:22

@Makonede it's the SHA-384 hash of Redwolf's middle name

Makonede

nice so i know his middle name now :)

Redwolf Programs

If you can break SHA-384 it's all yours :p

Makonede

i have google

Redwolf Programs

Along with billions of dollars in bitcoin and a 550 rep bounty

Makonede

it's in a rainbow table

rak1507

20:23

lmfao

Redwolf Programs

oh lol

rak1507

yeah, 'breaking' the hash is vastly easier than cracking his obscure cryptographic nonsense

Makonede

alright can i have my billions of dollars and 550 rep?

Redwolf Programs

No, only for a general solution :p

hyper-neutrino

bruh. of course it is

Makonede

20:24

monke

Redwolf Programs

Should've salted it smh

hyper-neutrino

yeah. didn't think i'd need to salt for smth as trivial as a cmc smh

Redwolf Programs

Not even sure how you got that hash, I can't find anything that returns that using sha384sum

Makonede

use this

dunno what's wrong with your sha384sum

hyper-neutrino

i just used hashlib.sha384(b"...").hexdigest()lol

Redwolf Programs

20:28

I'm doing printf "matthew\n" | sha384sum _/(.-.)\_

Makonede

that works too

@RedwolfPrograms the \n is the issue

Redwolf Programs

Oh :|

Makonede

if you remove it you get the right hash

Redwolf Programs

Don't know what I got the newline thing from

rak1507

I just used crackstation.net

Redwolf Programs

20:29

Oh, from pxeger's CMC

:|

Makonede

md5 of my name: 72ca5c93acd491a7a757ed28483ffce8 have fun

Wzl

lol

Redwolf Programs

Just from googling it I can tell it's probably not a name

Makonede

my last name is 9899ac123513b0ffba14a8cf75134eef

StackMeter

um

how do I insert a delta0 in my question

user

20:32

@Makonede That's a very odd name, Makonede 72ca5c93acd491a7a757ed28483ffce8 9899ac123513b0ffba14a8cf75134eef :P

Makonede

yes it is :)

hyper-neutrino

my name is 75170fc230cd88f32e475ff4087f81d9

Makonede

good one

user

Hi there, hyper "75170fc230cd88f32e475ff4087f81d9" neutrino!

Wzl

94a214717a34206fa86961ee31d20fa5 :)

Redwolf Programs

20:33

alias echo='printf "use printf you idiot\n"'

user

0A11F687C7FD68E1B9E04B2C3B76EE31264D975528DA70F3CF64E7CD3538943894FEE9E91564059944B1F5464FD2E5F5

Redwolf Programs

I'd do that if it weren't used in some install scripts and stuff

rak1507

@Wzl ooh, not found, fascinating

Makonede

@user bruh chill

caird coinheringaahing

@RedwolfPrograms I think I might know your middle name :P

Wzl

20:35

@rak1507 it's long and no it's not my name

rak1507

@Wzl ah :(

well that's boring

Redwolf Programs

@cairdcoinheringaahing frick

rak1507

I wonder what it is

Redwolf Programs

I am smartn't

caird coinheringaahing

Pretty sure it's Matty-boy :P

Makonede

20:35

not sure but i think it's gregory

Wzl

7 mins ago, by Redwolf Programs

I'm doing printf "matthew\n" | sha384sum _/(.-.)\_

caird coinheringaahing

Nah, it's Greg Heffley, Redwolf is the Wimpy Kid :P

Redwolf Programs

Next: Try to reverse engineer my social security number from this riddle!

Makonede

lmao

@RedwolfPrograms go ahead

user

@Makonede You shouldn't have tried decoding it ;)

caird coinheringaahing

20:36

"My SSN reversed is 987654321. What is my SSN?"

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user

@cairdcoinheringaahing Come on, don't leave us hanging with that asterisk

hyper-neutrino

@RedwolfPrograms

(x,y,b="ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789- ")=>[...x].map((e,i)=>b[b.indexOf(e)^b.indexOf(y[i%y.length])]).join("")

(144 bytes)

Redwolf Programs

@hyper-neutrino That's basically exactly what I had, but with slightly different variable names and padEnd instead of modulo :p

hyper-neutrino

lmao :P

now the question is what the reward is because you never said +100 or +200 meant bounties :p

do i get 300 brownies

user

@hyper-neutrino How'd you guess it?

hyper-neutrino

20:38

@user through like 69 different hints that redwolf gave

also because it was just some variant or another on "xor pairs of bytes" so i just kept throwing random things at it

Wzl

@rak1507 it's this nonsense

Redwolf Programs

I'm too impatient to wait for people to solve my puzzles properly xd

user

@hyper-neutrino In other news, a certain mod has died of eating too many brownies. The food industry is preparing to face a slew of lawsuits.

hyper-neutrino

eventually i just stopped trying to b64 encode/decode it; realized i could try just indexing into the b64 digits approximately when redwolf hinted that it was already in base64 :P

Makonede

@rak1507 dude please delete that

please

rak1507

20:39

oh uh @cairdcoinheringaahing can you delete my messages with hashes in

caird coinheringaahing

@hyper-neutrino Nuke it please

user

2 hours ago, by user

Protip: Never tell rak1507 anything about yourself

Makonede

@rak1507 you can do that

user

@user @Makonede You should've followed my advice :P

caird coinheringaahing

@Makonede Next time, just flag for moderator intervention :)

rak1507

20:40

@Makonede I can't, messages can only be deleted before a certain amount of time

caird coinheringaahing

@Makonede You can only delete messages for up to 2 minutes after posting

hyper-neutrino

for every chat tab i have open and for every time i get pinged SE makes a different sound because the delay is slightly different

i had three copies of TL open plus TNB

i am now deaf

rak1507

@rak1507 maybe delete this one too

Redwolf Programs

I have it set to ping me for every new message in the room

hyper-neutrino

how are you still alive

user

20:41

That's got to be annoying

caird coinheringaahing

do you even have ears?

hyper-neutrino

i'm assuming both of those messages had sensitive data so i've redacted their history as well

Redwolf Programs

TNB is 35% of my life :p

I have to keep up to date

StackMeter

@cairdcoinheringaahing 123456789

do I win a bounty

rak1507

@Wzl one walnut please

hyper-neutrino

20:42

@RedwolfPrograms ~~0 x 35% = 0 still~~

caird coinheringaahing

@StackMeter No, you win my identity :P

Redwolf Programs

@hyper-neutrino D:

D:p is a cursed emoticon I have just invented

caird coinheringaahing

I wonder if anyone does have an SSN of 123456789

rak1507

@hyper-neutrino data so sensitive it's public...

user

Apr 27 at 20:45, by caird coinheringaahing

CMC: Steal my identity and take on all my legal obligations while I disappear to a beach in the Caribbean :P

^ @StackMeter You've been tricked

hyper-neutrino

20:43

okay maybe it's not making a different sound for each tab and my audio is just broken because these pings feel extra loud

caird coinheringaahing

Sorry bud, guess you'll have to do my chores while I laze around @StackMeter :P

hyper-neutrino

i'm turning off pings lol

user

Just nuke Lyxal's fridge

Wzl

@rak1507 here, I rescued this one from a cicada, then tripped on a banana and dropped it in mud, and cleaned it off with flaming mold, so at least it's safe to eat now

rak1507

yum

caird coinheringaahing

20:44

@user Lyxal just wakes up to a fully nuked fridge with no idea what happened :P

user

@cairdcoinheringaahing "Wow, that lava cake must've been made of the real stuff"

Wzl

mmm lava cake, time to make donuts

StackMeter

it done

Redwolf Programs

Imagine Lyxal wakes up in the middle of the night and there's some random moderator rigging a nuclear warhead under their fridge

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caird coinheringaahing

@StackMeter 2 bytes in Jelly

Redwolf Programs

20:47

Just confirmed SP is working as intended. Time to draft the meta proposal.

StackMeter

that's a lie

caird coinheringaahing

@StackMeter Nope. Ær. Takes a list of coefficients (e.g. \$1+2x+3x^2+4x^3+5x^4\$ = [1,2,3,4,5]) and outputs all roots

Try it online! (not very nice roots)

hyper-neutrino

solving for roots of polynomials greater than degree 5 (or was it 4?) doesn't have a good formula right?

i wonder how this does it - newton method or whatever it was called?

or maybe sympy has a built-in :p

Redwolf Programs

Probably just approximation

caird coinheringaahing

It uses sympy

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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Solve a Quartic Equation Since I saw the quartic formula and it's a behemoth to solve, your task is to implememnt it in as few bytes as possible. That's it. The formula for reference: For a quartic equation \$ax^4 + bx^3 + cx^2 + dx + e\$: \$x_1, x_2 = \frac{-b}{4a} - S \pm \frac{1}{2}\sqrt[]{4S...

Redwolf Programs

@NewSandboxedPosts That could quite possibly be your last words, bot

user

Whoa, easy with the threats, Redwolf

hyper-neutrino

do we not have a polynomial->roots challenge yet?

i found integral roots and real roots but no general

also this challenge looks like "find roots of polynomial" and I don't think the quartic equation is necessarily relevant (required), but i could be wrong

caird coinheringaahing

If we did have a canonical "given a polynomial, find it's roots" challenge, it'd be good for dupe targets

hyper-neutrino

@RedwolfPrograms i sent this to my friend and he is... slightly less than happy about this :p

caird coinheringaahing

20:54

With Stack's latest one, there are at least 4 challenges in the Sandbox which are "find the roots of a polynomial"

hyper-neutrino

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caird coinheringaahing

I like BLOBSPIN, this is good :P

ngn

rubberhose cryptanalysis :)

caird coinheringaahing

@hyper-neutrino Not a great one

Redwolf Programs

The main joke is that encrypting with the same key twice in OTP results in the plaintext :p

user

20:55

@ngn No need for that when you have someone voluntarily giving away their secrets :P

hyper-neutrino

@RedwolfPrograms hence why it is so cursed and probably why he is angery

ngn

@user "or else" is the key to voluntary cooperation

hyper-neutrino

BLOBSPIN, btw

user

@ngn Well, Redwolf gave away their secrets unprompted, but "or else" can help in cases when people don't do that, I guess. I've also found that being in the presence of a big knife makes people much more honest. Very interesting stuff...

@hyper-neutrino Was this the assembly person who got a million upvotes?

Redwolf Programs

@user I'm concerned about your methodology

hyper-neutrino

20:59

@user for some definition of 1 million being 12, yes

caird coinheringaahing

From Construct a polynomial with given roots:

> For the input, duplicate values should be removed and order does not matter. For example, the result with input 3, 3, 6 should be the same as the result with input 6, 3

user

@RedwolfPrograms I suppose I should approach it more scientifically and ascertain exactly why certain phrases and objects make people more willing to be open, but I'm just happy it works :)

caird coinheringaahing

Because we all know that the polynomial with the roots 6, 3 is the same as with 6, 3, 3

user

@user One more handy technique that works is getting one of those Halloween corpse thingies, spraying ketchup all over it, and putting it in a darkish corner. Very effective, gets answers almost immediately when people become aware of it

ngn

@user even better: hanging it on a quadcopter and flying it around

caird coinheringaahing

21:06

What does the chatiquette say about discussing enhanced psychological torture? Yay or nay?

hyper-neutrino

o.O

user

"Torture" is such a nasty word, don't you think? I prefer to call it "asking not-so-nicely"

ngn

"enhanced interrogation" :) (i'm not making this up)

user

@cairdcoinheringaahing But if we do have to make a decision, I'd say yay

hyper-neutrino

"speed-optimized interviewing" but as a serious answer i'd say just use your common sense; joking about stuff is fine but don't make it to the point of potentially being disturbing

user

21:10

@ngn Who did make it up?

caird coinheringaahing

The CIA

Allegedly

hyper-neutrino

i think it'd be cool to have a way to mark a comment as read which alerts the original poster so that they can remove it

user

Huh, TIL. (also, we're probably on watchlists now :P)

hyper-neutrino

because otherwise to let them know, you have to comment in reply, which then you have to remove once they've read it and removed theirs, and they can't let you know without adding another comment in reply, etc

ngn

@user looks around for drones

user

21:12

@hyper-neutrino Some kind of private upvote thingy, maybe?

caird coinheringaahing

Or even a specific comment that is deleted along with the comment its replying to

hyper-neutrino

something like that, yeah. or some way to indicate to the commenter that their comment has been read and can be removed now

@cairdcoinheringaahing yeah that too. or another idea i had was a way to mark a comment on a post to make it deleteable by the post owner

user

I'm sure there are other platforms that can do that, but moving TNB there would be difficult and not worth it

caird coinheringaahing

@user Comment, not chat

hyper-neutrino

well there's no point in deleting chat messages in that context

they take up just as much space except in the transcript

user

21:14

@cairdcoinheringaahing Oh ok

hyper-neutrino

and it removes context which isn't good, whereas comments can be cleaned up fine

you can flag comments for mod intervention but flooding us with chatty comment flags isn't a great idea lol

caird coinheringaahing

21:46

Redwolf + Me + Hyper closing trio

Has happened 4 times :P

Redwolf + Me + Diamond happens more often :P

Although those don't look for only Redwolf, me and a diamond

Wzl

22:53

Feedback, please

user

@Wzl I'll need to eat a sample (preferably at least 2 pounds of it) to give you feedback :P

Wzl

urls are so complicated, soon they're going to be adding paths to subdomains like https://en/glish.wikipedia.org/wiki/

lyxal

Anyone know why my fridge is completely destroyed and people in my local area are now experiencing radiation poisoning?

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Wzl

@user I understand this, but unfortunately I'm making donuts instead. It's a big recipe, perhaps I can mail you some

user

That'd be great, thanks!

(I actually feel like puking when I eat too much sweet stuff, but I can handle half a chocolate donut just fine :) )

Wzl

23:01

okay paste your address and you'll get a free sample of one (1) potato donut, as long as my fridge survives and the recipe succeeds (disclaimer: no)

user

Potato donuts are a thing?

Wzl

I guess... never tried them before

yay oneboxing

> made with either mashed potatoes or potato starch instead of flour

ngn

@Wzl it seems a little incomplete

Wzl

but this recipe still requires a lot of flor

user

I live here btw

@Wzl Looks very interesting

Sorry, over here (give it some time to load)

caird coinheringaahing

23:08

@lyxal You might want to talk to hyper about that :P

user

This would be even better without the context provided by the bottom message

caird coinheringaahing

Really 05AB1E?

t is square root

lyxal

@cairdcoinheringaahing chances are that's been fixed and TIO is stale

user

square rooT (or rather, SQUARE ROOt)

lyxal

@Wzl 150 Freston Road

More specifically: 150 Freston Rd, Notting Hill, London W10 6TR, United Kingdom

Send them there

Wzl

23:15

this is the rickroll bridge?

caird coinheringaahing

Yes

lyxal

⌍p

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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Fill in the blank When copying my latest code golf answer across from Try it online!, I experienced a weird glitch, and, when I pasted the code in, it was missing a byte! I can't remember what the byte was, but luckily I can remember the input/output test case I had, so I can use this to figure o...

user

I swear, one day it's going to turn out that lyxal is actually Rick Astley trying to promote his music

lyxal

Dah you've found me out!... You know the rules and so do I... Say goodbye

caird coinheringaahing

23:30

But I thought you were never gonna give us up?

user

lyxal/Rick broke their promise. There's only one way for them to be punished now...a rickroll! :P

hyper-neutrino

rixal

user

This answer is pretty funny

@hyper-neutrino lick

caird coinheringaahing

Lyxal Rick. He turned himself into a golfer, funniest shit I ever saw

Neil

ugh, another of those comments which have already been deleted before you get to read them :-(

hyper-neutrino

23:35

my volume has been up 66% more than it usually is for the whole day

user

@Neil ?

hyper-neutrino

no wonder my pings have sounded extra painful

user

How do they still sound painful after Operation Fridge?

hyper-neutrino

well not anymore, but i mean that's why earlier today they sounded more pain than usual

caird coinheringaahing

I can't decide if this is cursed or not

user

23:48

I guess it's blursed? It has to be blessed if it involves rickrolls in any way

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