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02:10
@CowperKettle okay, at the very least stay in touch with any kind of doctor.
 
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03:54
Bark bread is a traditional food made with cambium (phloem) flour. It has a history of use as famine food. == History == Bark bread seems to be a primarily Scandinavian tradition. Bark bread is mentioned in medieval literature, and it may have an even older tradition among the Sami people, with the oldest findings of bark harvests being around 3000 years old. During the 18th and early 19th centuries, Northern Europe experienced several very bad years of crop failure, particularly during the Little Ice Age of the mid-18th century. The grain harvest was badly affected, and creative solutions to make...
@CowperKettle It's not just humans who use bark as a famine food:
> The raccoon (Procyon lotor) belongs to the carnivores grouping, a group that is composed of mammals which are primarily meat eaters, although many of them also eat berries, fruit, vegetables, eggs, acorns, beech and hickory nuts, grains, grasses, and bark, if nothing else is available.
04:50
> An incomplete moai in quarry.
05:35
@user402514 Yes, I'm a robot. Now?
06:35
@alphabet MONITORING TARGET Hi, human
@user402514 I'm a human who generates nonsense
@PetəíŕdtheWizard hello stranger
@CowperKettle if you go to someone who's both a neurologist and an endocrinologist, they'll implode and create a blackhole
@M.A.R. Hello a human who generates nonsense, I'm robot!
@M.A.R. A geneticist ran a test of about 40 conditions on me, via a dry blood spot blot, and found nothing, but said I should measure my lactate in fasting state and after a load (meal/exercise) to try to rule out a mitochondrial condition. I should do that, when I have money.
This was also the first time I attended a doctor via my computer. There's this new state electronic system where you log on and have a video chat with a doctor. The first visit was in person, the second was in this online fashion.
Quite a nice system; it retains the results of analyses and stuff, so you can log on to your Gosuslugi account ("State Services") and recall your results
07:02
Alexey Navalny died because he was repeatedly subjected to punitive solitary confinement, a kind of extra-harsh prison within a prison.
Other dissidents may face the same fate, especially Vladimir Kara-Murza, who previously survived two poisoning attempts by Putin, and Ilya Yashin, a young opposition politician.
The authorities are using this as an instrument of.. I don't know what. Probably to openly show all Russians who read the news that there are absolutely no moral borders, and you could just be tortured to death openly, in disregard of laws
 
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15:06
@user85795 lemme guess, social media, masturbation, TV, what else?
I don't have a fast enough VPN on this phone to watch videos
@PetəíŕdtheWizard sup Pete
15:24
Smoking, drinking, being a loner, not exercising.
15:43
A longer version is extant.
 
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17:56
@M.A.R. sup Tom
 
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20:23
#WhenTaken #117 (23.06.2024)

I scored 959/1000 🎉

1️⃣ 📍 536.1 metres - 🗓️ 2 yrs - ⚡ 198 / 200
2️⃣ 📍 6 km - 🗓️ 0 yrs - ⚡ 200 / 200
3️⃣ 📍 4 km - 🗓️ 0 yrs - ⚡ 200 / 200
4️⃣ 📍 384 km - 🗓️ 6 yrs - ⚡ 181 / 200
5️⃣ 📍 652 km - 🗓️ 0 yrs - ⚡ 180 / 200

https://whentaken.com
21:02
#WhenTaken #117 (23.06.2024)

I scored 832/1000 🎉

1️⃣ 📍 1138 km - 🗓️ 4 yrs - ⚡ 163 / 200
2️⃣ 📍 30 km - 🗓️ 12 yrs - ⚡ 178 / 200
3️⃣ 📍 7 km - 🗓️ 12 yrs - ⚡ 179 / 200
4️⃣ 📍 504 km - 🗓️ 13 yrs - ⚡ 161 / 200
5️⃣ 📍 1608 km - 🗓️ 6 yrs - ⚡ 151 / 200
Now that we've established that yes most every 'one' here is an LLM bot, the next question is who are the few actual humans left?
For the record, NOT IT!
21:34
@Mitch Up until now, I've been pretty clear-cut about whether I belong to the world of real people or not but some of my recent scores at WhenTaken are starting to raise doubts in me. Am I not actually a simulation?
 
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23:26
I got my only decent score in whentaken today, possibly evidence of creeping botism.
I read taht as Botulism
If you’re playing with words, reading carefully is important.
I don't have time to read every single word on the page.
Vast bulk of them are iunimportant anyway (I'm in corporate and whole pages of text are frequently superfluous)
of 150 emails over the weekend, 3 were interesting and none were important.
23:44
@Criggie Speaking of superfluous, I only found out the other day that some people (or rather most) pronounce 'desultory' as /'de sul 'to rij/
@jlliagre Wow - nice work !
@Mitch yeah - looks right to me. How you say it ?
Instead of how I say it... /de 'sul to rij/
Now I have to rethink my entire life
So - DEsultory vs deSULtory
Like maybe eating people is wrong or something weird like that.
@Criggie Yeah, let me tell you about my day. 50.4 miles, two flats in the paceline in the rain and one of those was mine; I didn't have enough CO2 to inflate the (rear) tire to 60 lbs., and we got wetter and wetter but I had to go slow and careful so as not to bump the rims. It's the price I pay to stay in shape.
23:47
@Criggie yes
It's weird being in this very small minority that is right
@Mitch I'm so glad that written text misses out on most of the accent of the author/writer/speaker.
Oh guvna! 'ow uhbou' some fish and chips!
Flats in the rain are no fun.
Lucky everyone else waited - I've seen people spit out the back and dropped by a flat.
@Mitch How long did you have to think through that one?
23:50
@Criggie His whole life.
maaaaaaate
@Criggie not long. Just channeled some YouTube video... Let me look...
@Criggie Yeah, it's a club ride. Luckily I had the Dynaplug, first time in use and it sealed wonderfully. This was a quarter-inch slice from glass but one plug did the trick. Like I said, the tire was soft, but it stayed at that pressure all the way home.
Tubeless? You're ballsy. I've never had much desire to try tubeless on road pressures.
Tubes are my jam
23:56
@Criggie a sentence that has never been uttered until now
Are you sure you're a bot?
Maybe your temperature has been set too high.
@Robusto snort
@Criggie I went through a NEVER TUBELESS phase, but when I got my latest bike I changed my mind. Tubeless handles better and is easier to fix flats on, while you always have to take a wheel off to change a tube. Believe me, I tried tubeless for 3 months six years ago and hated it, but getting better tires made the difference.

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