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@RegDwigнt Easy for you to say.
 
 
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3:20 PM
@MattE.Эллен that's stupidlery.
@Robusto yes, very easy actually.
 
@RegDwigнt it makes a mocklery of the constablery: they don't carry forks!
just truncheons
 
3:47 PM
@MattE.Эллен I would rather have a luncheon than a truncheon.
 
And a luncheon is even better than a puncheon as well.
I can't think of any other -uncheon words, though, so this game is over.
 
@Robusto If you look at a top shelf, you'll find some high duncheon.
 
I could do with something to muncheon
 
@MattE.Эллен I had a huncheon that.
 
3:51 PM
Rather steak in a chalet than gristle in a castle
 
I would rather have sex with a starlet than be beaten with a bat.
 
There's no accounting for taste.
Except for toothpaste and orange juice. That's just gross.
 
Apr 24 '11 at 0:49, by Robusto
The way they measure butter is, a Dutch housewife smears butter on a plank, then she slides down the plank and what sticks to her ass is a pound and a quarter.
 
I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail
 
No Garfunkel art in chat, please.
 
3:55 PM
it got stuck in my head. I didn't put it there.
 
But you have to take responsibility for it even so.
Apr 24 '11 at 0:51, by Robusto
Before you get all offended, @Cerberus, remember I'm just trying to say things @RegDwight can't possibly claim to have known I would say first.
 
I'd rather have a lead role in a cage than a walk on part in a war.
 
Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
 
I would totally rather have a cool breeze instead of a hot breeze.
Or a light cough for a big sneeze.
 
Turns out Pink Floyd did an album for curmudgeons, called "Wish You Weren't Here" ...
 
3:58 PM
haha. Old people are dumb.
We're just running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
Wish you would Get. Off. My. Lawn.
 

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