@RegDwigнt Easy for you to say.

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@MattE.Эллен that's stupidlery.

@Robusto yes, very easy actually.

@RegDwigнt it makes a mocklery of the constablery: they don't carry forks!

just truncheons

@MattE.Эллен I would rather have a luncheon than a truncheon.

me too

And a luncheon is even better than a puncheon as well.

I can't think of any other -uncheon words, though, so this game is over.

@Robusto If you look at a top shelf, you'll find some high duncheon.

I could do with something to muncheon

@MattE.Эллен I had a huncheon that.

Rather steak in a chalet than gristle in a castle

There's no accounting for taste.

Except for toothpaste and orange juice. That's just gross.

I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail

No Garfunkel art in chat, please.

it got stuck in my head. I didn't put it there.

But you have to take responsibility for it even so.

I'd rather have a lead role in a cage than a walk on part in a war.

Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?

I would totally rather have a cool breeze instead of a hot breeze.

Or a light cough for a big sneeze.

Turns out Pink Floyd did an album for curmudgeons, called "Wish You Weren't Here" ...

haha. Old people are dumb.

We're just running over the same old ground.

What have we found?

Wish you would Get. Off. My. Lawn.