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20:00
Kids these days.
@Kit I prefer Tommy for suicide.
If you use a clip, it rather defeats the purpose of the game.
@SonicTheHedgehog Oh. I don't get it.
Well I'm new to the game...
@Kit joke.
20:00
of course, you could always play with 5 bullets :S
@Kitḫ It's simple! We just need to schedule a meeting to write the timeline for determining when we will schedule the planning meetings to decide if money is stuff or things, and then we can have a budget and a treasurer. Also, we then need to decide if food is stuff or things, so @Cerberus is off the hook for catering and you'll all have to bring a bag lunch to the first meeting.
Element of danger.
@SonicTheHedgehog Right. It's the joke I don't get.
@Matt then chances of dying is 5/6.
@SonicTheHedgehog are.
20:01
yes, it's higher stakes!
83% percent of dying.
To be exact.
I've never played and have no desire to
Probably lower than that, given the relative weight distribution of the bullets...
Are usual bullets hallow?
No. I think hollowpoints are illegal, aren't they?
20:02
Because in Matrix, when Neo stopped and dropped the bullets with his hands, they made hollow noise.
@SonicTheHedgehog No, to be exact, it would be 83.33333333333333333333333.... %
@SonicTheHedgehog aye, blessed by the pope himself ;)
@SonicTheHedgehog Hollow.
So. What game?
20:04
Monopoly!
Word morphs?
with Debit Cards instead of paper!
Or Mad Limbs.
@Kitḫ how do you play that?
giggle
20:05
How 'bout the map game?
I like twister!
@SonicTheHedgehog is that like twister?
Whats Twister?
@MattЭллен Start with a word, and hot potato, changing only one letter at a time.
I got mad limbs!
20:06
Twister is a game of physical skill produced by Hasbro Games. It is played on a large plastic mat that is spread on the floor or ground. The mat has four rows of large colored circles on it with a different color in each row: red, yellow, blue and green. A spinner is attached to a square board and serves to shows where the player has to put their hand or foot. The spinner is divided into four labeled sections: right foot, left foot, right hand, and left hand. Each of those four sections is divided into the four colors (red, yellow, blue, and green). After spinning, the combination i...
@MattЭллен You know, Mad Libs.
I know but mad limbs sound like fun :D
Mad Libs (from ad lib, a spontaneous improvisation) is a phrasal template word game where one player prompts another for a list of words to substitute for blanks in a story, usually with funny results. The game is especially popular with American children and is frequently played as a party game or as a pastime. Mad Libs was invented in 1953 by Leonard Stern and Roger Price, who published the first Mad Libs book themselves in 1958. It resembles the earlier games of Consequences and Exquisite Corpse. Mad Libs books are still published by Price Stern Sloan, an imprint of Penguin Group, cof...
It does sound fun.
...OK. Want to play?
20:07
Yes
ad lib!
How many players does it have?
Wait a minute while I get one ready.
go for it
@Mah No limit. 2 to infinity I think...
@SonicTheHedgehog Okay, I'm in.
If that's alright.
20:08
2
Q: What easy science fiction novels will interest college age English learners?

VillageI need to find some science fiction novels for English learners. The students read at a level equivalent to a 2nd grade student, but they are 18-22 years old, so they won't be interested in 90% of the books that target their reading level. If the book seems too cartoonish (i.e. similar to Power...

guffaw Hang on a sec.
@DFrock Time Machine.
Or 20000 leagues down the Sea.
Or Invisible Man.
Verb ending in -ed
noun
20:11
Do we all take turns answering?
Sure.
movie title (can be made up)
Batman Begins.
Sherlock Holmes Game of Shadows.
Gone in Sixty Seconds.
20:12
Pick one please.
I vote for Mahnax
@Kitḫ Just take the first one each time.
Jez
Jez
yummmmmy
year
20:13
1945
1977
adjective
blorple
20:13
another adjective
unicorn-esque.
Oh. Nvm.
name
Matthew!
20:14
Petunia
profession
spaceship repairman
carpenter
Dental Hygienist.
Another film
20:15
Gone with the wind.
ferris beuler's day off
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Snowmen
sorry for the spelling
Casablanca.
Another full name
20:16
Johan Sebastien Bach.
OK. Processing...
Ludwig von Beethoven.
> Zero Tolerance Entertainment
The company was [walked] in 2002 by Greg Alves. The name was chosen because the company pledged to have "zero tolerance for bad [trees]". The first title ZT released was "[Batman Begins.]" In [1945], ZT introduced sister studio Black Ice, which specializes in all-[blorple], [shiny] and [unicorn-esque] content. The same year Zero Tolerance offered [Matthew] a role in one of their films, however the [spaceship repairman] rejected their proposal. Also in 2005, the company achieved a publicity coup when its films were featured in the film [Gone With the Wind]. In
I picked a random Wikipedia article. Pretty funny.
OOh, can I pick now?
20:18
Does not make any sense, but still funny
@Mahnax Sure!
Awesome. One sec..
Hahaha, good one :)
Got it.
Love this game
20:19
name
Bob the Builder
adjective
Danny the Repair Man.
Dull
crafty
frustrating
20:20
adverb
biometrically
noun
20:21
adjective
wanton
noun
coffee
yay!
20:22
adjective
awake
another adjective
steamy
noun
20:23
cauliflower
giggle
Okay, I think that's all for now. gimme a minute, if you'd please.
Necrotizing fasciitis (NF), commonly known as [Bob the Builder] or Flesh-eating bacteria syndrome, is a [dull] infection of the deeper layers of skin and subcutaneous tissues, [biometrically] spreading across the fascial plane within the subcutaneous [cheese].
Necrotizing fasciitis is a quickly progressing and [wanton] disease of sudden onset and is usually treated immediately with high doses of intravenous [coffee].
Type I describes a [awake] infection, whereas Type II describes a [steamy] infection. Many types of bacteria can cause necrotizing fasciitis (e.g., Group A streptococcus (Strep
Hahahaha
@Kitḫ I love the IV coffee part!
Thanks @aedia for the coffee!
And of course, everyone loves necrotizing fasciitis.
20:27
hahahahaha!
How can you not love that?
ROFL
K, my turn I think.
Alrighty.
Wait! Wait! I have to pee!
k, K...
lol
hmm
20:31
OK, go!
hold on
I want to find good one
just a minute
K, got one
Hold on until I make blanks...
fidgets
K!
Done!
Now..
Good boy.
Name of Plant.
20:36
venus flytrap
begonia
Oh begonia is funny.
Do begonia!
Yeah, my vote is begonia.
pls thx
20:36
a Place.
Manhattan
Canadian tundra.
Canadian north is funnier too!
20:37
Nationality
East Indian.
Brazilian
Tongan.
well, which one?
Centauri!
20:38
Full Name.
Bruce "The Dragon" Lee
Mastodon Cerberus Luciferius.
Marcus Aurelius
Steven Tyler...
20:39
genus
Acer
Streptococcus.
Vulpes
Flower Name.
Snapdragon
20:40
Lily
Tiger lily.
Ooh, dang.
Heh both those are better
Go snapdragon!
Eighteen inches. (Half-yard)
20:41
hehe
aquamarine!
indigo
Taupe.
last one. Season.
20:42
L'hiver. (winter)
Two of the New Doctor Who!
giggles
Monsoon!
Mud!
Rainy.
rainy season yeah!
20:43
Of the Wolf!
Dudes, I meant weather season.
Yeah, rainy season.
Huh?
Like Spring-Fall-Summer-Winter?
You never heard of mud season?
20:43
Nvm.
Done
We didn't pick those 'cause they're normal!
claps
grumbles Finally.
Kidding, of course.
I don't believe this...
The chatroom says its too long.
Split into two parts.
20:44
two parts two parts!
Cut it in half or so.
K, i'll split it up.. First time
jinx jinx!
jinx!
meta-jinx!
20:45
AHHHH!
eek!
[begonia] is a shrub of the Proteaceae family, native to the south coast of [Canadian tundra]. It was originally described by [Brazilian] naturalist [Bruce "The Dragon" Lee] in 1805. Within the genus [streptococcus], it lies in the section Adenanthos and is most closely related to A. stictus. A. cuneatus has hybridized with four other species of Adenanthos. Common names include [Snapdragon], Flame Bush, Bridle Bush and Sweat Bush.
Growing to [Eighteen inches] high and wide, it is erect to prostrate in habit, with wedge-shaped lobed leaves covered in fine [Taupe] hair. The single red flowers are insignificant, and appear all year, though especially in late [winter]. The reddish new growth occurs over the summer.
@Mahnax meta jinx eek jinx eeeeek!
chaos control
20:46
@aediaλ Ponies unicorns help us TheTXI save us from Atwood and his horrible plans oh NOO
@Kit You can't.
Can so.
Holy crap there are LASERS EVERYWHERE.
Come on, that power is reserved FOR ME...
Pew! augh PEW! AUGH PEW PEW! dies
Nuh-uh. Sonya can do it too.
I think you mean Sonia...
@Mahnax Oh no did the strep begonias get you?
sorry guys. literally fell asleep at my desk. glad I'm not at work.
@aediaλ Yes :(
20:47
@Matt rofl
@MattЭллен Haha, wow. Sick?
@MattЭллен Hahaha! I mean... um. Feel better?
good mad libs @Mahnax, @SonicTheHedgehog
@SonicTheHedgehog Um, yeah.
@MattЭллен Merci.
20:47
Mine was very confusing.
@Mahnax possibly.
@MattЭллен Hm, feel better then.
This is fun. Who's next?
I have a mad lib but I'm not sure if it's too long. How bout you give me a huge pile of each thing I need?
@SonicTheHedgehog I hope not, probably just a cold
20:48
Let's start with some adjectives!
Smurfy.
Prehistoric.
Spurious.
one more!
MetaEd downvoted my answer. :(
@aediaλ Special.
@Mah upvoted.
20:51
@SonicTheHedgehog Hmm, thank you.
adverbs!
Now my rep is finally a multiple of 10!
Slowly.
Gregariously.
Intrinsically.
@Mah even if I did not upvote your answer, it would have been still a multiple of ten, won't it?
ferociously
@SonicTheHedgehog Yes.
20:52
okay, a LOT of nouns!
appple
bed
face
zebra
Farce.
concusion
able
achieve
acoustics
action
activity
aftermath
afternoon
afterthought
apparel
appliance
beginner
believe
bomb
border
boundary
breakfast
cabbage
cable
calculator
calendar
caption
carpenter
cemetery
channel
circle
creator
creature
education
faucet
feather
friction
fruit
fuel
galley
guide
guitar
health
heart
idea
kitten
laborer
language
lawyer
linen
locket
lumber
magic
minister
mitten
money
mountain
music
partner
passenger
pickle
picture
plantation
plastic
pleasure
pocket
police
pollution
railway
20:53
Medication.
dream
oblong
@MattЭллен Adjective...?
Kitten.
noun
an oblong
Okay, a profession!
@MattЭллен Ah, that oblong.
Hmm, professor of musical science.
20:54
Saviour
Dental Hygienist.
beautician
Cat breeder.
some places!
melbourne
20:55
@MattЭллен Man, your spelling today!
Murmansk.
Bay of Fundy.
Turku.
Activities!
Baltic Sea.
on a multistory carpark roof
fishing for narwhale
20:56
Synchronized swimming!
LARPing.
Better use that one please.
drowning kittens
fishing for compliments
@MattЭллен That's horrible!
okay, ready!
20:57
arranging executions
@MattЭллен One could also fish for complements.
@aediaλ Go!
In the USA there are professors of musical science - from hobbyists to apples - in every state. The most ugly areas for American bed production are Florida, Texas, California, and the smurfy Melbourne. For paid fishing for narwhale, the main areas are California, the Pacific Northwest, the Great Lakes States, and in a box. A zebra may have other prehistoric management objectives including queen synchronized swimming and LARPing.
In the northern hemisphere, spurious and south facing conclusions with full morning fuselages are preferred. In hot climates shade is needed and may have to be ferociously provided if medications are not present. Other factors include air and dream drainage and accessibility by truck, distance from special people, and protection from kittens.
@Mahnax they were baby murdering kittens
@MattЭллен Everything is better now.
20:58
The end came out brilliant, and I swear I used most of your words in order
Any guesses what the Wikipedia article was about to start with?
Dehydration....?
Nope!
@aediaλ hahahhaha excellent :D
I also love "spurious and south facing conclusions"
@aediaλ Definitely. Still can't beat intravenous coffee IMO.

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