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9:00 PM
I know!
 
Man, I could really go for some coffee right about now.
 
No guesses? It was this one:
An apiary (also known as a bee yard) is a place where beehives of honey bees are kept. Traditionally beekeepers (also known as apiarists) paid land rent in honey for the use of small parcels. Some farmers will provide free apiary sites, because they need pollination, and farmers who need many hives often pay for them to be moved to the crops when they bloom. Can also be a wall-less, roofed structure, similar to a gazebo. Location For pollination, apiaries are rarely set up; the bees are only present during the bloom period of the crop. But in a few cases, such as for organic farms, long ...
 
Woah.
Never would have guessed that.
 
nor me
 
9:02 PM
Nor I, you mean.
 
I mean what I say! unless it's atypo
More mad libs?
 
Yes!
 
@MattЭллен Meh. I'm going to have lunch now, so y'all enjoy.
 
@Mahnax you too (your lunch that is)
@SonicTheHedgehog - more mad libs?
@aediaλ does it work with just two people?
 
Hmm I suppose so. I had a mad libs paper book when I was a kid that would even let you do it alone (it listed the blanks on a page separate from the story, so that you could brainstorm them before you copied them into the story). I remember using that on car trips.
 
9:08 PM
ok then!
adjective
 
Would you like to make one? Perhaps try a shorter one since it seems to be just us at the moment.
Yay! Um...
asparagus-like!
 
potato
(apparently I can't get my brain off food)
 
:D
maybe you're hungry
adjective
 
I just ate half a chocolate orange though!
chocolatey!
 
9:10 PM
:O
yummy
noun
 
It was. I got it in my stocking :)
Stocking!
 
another noun
 
television
 
verb ending in -ed
 
aped
 
9:12 PM
Organized
 
vetted
 
exploded
 
verb, bare infinitive
 
To blathe
 
to snowball
 
9:13 PM
noun
 
snorkel
 
shoe shop
 
adjective
 
infinite
 
santorum-laden
 
9:14 PM
ewwwwww
 
tee hee
 
sorry! I mean noun
 
odeon
 
You can noun either of those adjectives
giggles
 
9:15 PM
I'd like to noun your adjective...
 
plural noun
 
jammy dodgers!
Gotta go. Please ping me with the final result!
 
noun
will do!
 
mouse
 
9:18 PM
Swim
 
another verb!
 
Lick
 
paragraph
 
9:19 PM
evacuate
 
3 adjective
 
beautiful, cork, sticky
 
and a noun
 
butterfly
 
Like the asparagus-like OCZ series, vertex 2 potatoes raise the bar once again and deliver chocolatey stockings. Known as a television in SSD storage, OCZ aped the second generation Vertex 2 to snowball the snorkel where it counts most - infinity.
The vertex 2 pushes the jammy dodgers in both sequential and random mice, taking productivity to the next level. Swimming the latest controller technology, Vertex 2 not only licks a faster, more responsive paragraph experience, but evacuates beautiful, cork, and more sticky conditions compared to traditional butterfly. @kit
 
9:23 PM
giggles
I love snowball the snorkel and pushing the jammy dodgers!
 
yeah, you guys came up with some good ones :D
I quite liked chocolatey stockings
 
I should have italicized/marked the words in mine. I didn't think of that 'cause I was just using a plaintext editor for speed and when I had no more marks left I was done.
I don't think I really have time for another one. I have to go finish something up :(
 
no probs.
I should probably get an early night anyway.
 
Ah well. Feel better and get some sleep that is not on a desk!
 
quite, thanks!
 
9:26 PM
Hasta luego!
 
au revoir
 
 
1 hour later…
Jez
10:35 PM
ok no googling or dictionaries here: have you heard the word 'tosh'?
 
Define "heard"
I've read it from BrE speakers but I can't think of an instance of hearing it.
 
Jez
ah right
and it means...?
 
Nonsense, garbage (in a sort of silly way)
Somethin glike that right
 
Jez
yeah
just there's a comedian named Daniel Tosh and im wondering whether Americans find it as funny as i do :-)
 
as in "your point of view is stupid, what you've been told, that's just utter tosh"
It goes well with "utter"
Heh I never thought of that
I've heard of him I think
 
Jez
10:39 PM
yeah
 
Is he the one with Tosh 2.0 or something like that?
I saw whatever that was a couple times
 
Jez
quite funny, bears a striking resemblance to Andy Roddick I think
 
10:53 PM
Oh I think I remember him... I might have even seen this; I think I stopped watching him because I nearly hurled something at my tv when he conflated Plan B and mifepristone.
 
Jez
it's a JOKE... :-)
 
Yeah but it's not "one more abortion joke" because it doesn't work
it doesn't make sense and it's not funny because of that
I don't mind ridiculously over-the-top offensive jokes
 
Jez
anyway what is mifepristone
 
This one just makes him seem like an idiot and I can't watch.
 
Jez
he makes one bad joke and you cant watch?
 
10:58 PM
He says the audience is ready for one more abortion joke, then he tells a joke about the morning-after pill (plan B/levonorgestrol), but the effects he makes fun of would only be caused by medication abortion (mifepristone). The morning after pill does not cause abortion; it's the same medication as in birth control.
It is a misconception shared by many people, and it is just stupid and painful to watch, yeah.
 
Jez
the only effect he made fun of was death wasnt it?
 
Hmm I guess in this one that's what he says... listening again. However, I can almost guarantee it was mifepristone/RU-486/medication abortion that was in the news for its risks, too.
 
Jez
i get the feeling there's a personal element to this
 
Not Plan B which is as safe as normal birth control and would have just been approved for minors without a prescription if our FDA didn't decide to be idiots.
 
Jez
I thought Obama was an idiot on the plan B thing
 
11:06 PM
Nothing personal except that for at least a decade I have been advocating for accurate, unbiased health information, expanding access to family planning services and safe sex resources, and the protection of the rights of women to control their own bodies, and I'm bloody pissed off at the lack of progress my country has made.
 
Jez
oh yeah. you've got the red head of the hydra railing against killing zygotes, and the blue head "respecting life"
 
@Jez Well Sebelius made the call; perhaps as a pawn.
 
Jez
is that plan B thing like our morning-after pill?
i've got a feeling that has to be prescribed over here too, or perhaps after a chat with the pharmacist
personally i think it's a great form of birth control
 
Levonorgestrel (or l-norgestrel or D-norgestrel) (Plan B, Next Choice, and others) is a second generation synthetic progestogen used as an active ingredient in some hormonal contraceptives. Chemistry Levonorgestrel (levo=left) is one form of a hormone that exists in two mirror image left and right forms. Chemically, it is a hormonally active levorotatory enantiomer of the racemic mixture norgestrel. It is a gonane progestin derived from 19-nortestosterone. Its in vitro relative binding affinities at human steroid hormone receptors are: 323% that of progesterone at the progesterone r...
Here, (in my experience) Planned Parenthood and many OB-GYNs encourage women to have a dose on hand in case of a failure of one's regular birth control method.
 
Jez
it's curious, i never really understood one thing: why dont women just stay on the pill instead of telling guys to wear condoms all the time?
isn't it actually more effective anyway
 
11:14 PM
Birth control pills do not prevent STIs.
 
Jez
i guess that's one thing.
 
user19161
@mahnax How was the trip to the mall?
 
@JasperLoy It was great!
I went with two friends and Mariah.
 
user19161
@Jez But it's alright if both are disease-free and more enjoyable too.
 
user19161
@Mahnax Very good.
 
@JasperLoy Yes, it was fun. We went to the library as well.
 
user19161
@aediaλ I usually call them STDs instead.
 
Jez
@aedia wtf; male condom at 15-24 per 100???
 
user19161
@aediaλ Why can't there be pills for guys too, or maybe there already are?
 
Jez
@JasperLoy because we don't have eggs going into our non-existent wombs.
 
user19161
11:21 PM
@Mahnax Very good. Have you started reading the other book? The first few chapters are not very exciting.
 
The chart is a little misleading because it tries to group methods by typical use rather than perfect use.
 
user19161
@Jez There can be pills that kill sperm.
 
@JasperLoy Yeah, I'm on the second page. Just started it now.
 
If you navigate to a particular method, it has the more specific numbers.
 
Jez
@JasperLoy kill ALL sperm? the only way it would do that is if it basically made your testicles shrivel and drop off
 
user19161
11:23 PM
@Jez But I guess I won't need those pills in this life anyway.
 
user19161
@Mahnax Very good. Good luck for your test! You should do some studying too.
 
For example, male condoms are nearly as effective as the birth control pill if used correctly and consistently. Fertility awareness methods can also be effective (like the symptothermal method).
 
user19161
@aediaλ You always sound like a nurse when giving out health-related advice!
 
@JasperLoy Maybe later... I'm listening to comedy on YouTube.
 
Jez
@aedia erm, it has the pill at 2-9 per 100
which is significantly more effective than condoms
it remains a bit of a mystery to me as to why more women dont just use the pill
i mean it's easy and damned effective
for bonus points, even the pro-lifers cant whine about it because it doesn't kill an already-fertilized egg
"how to make your birth control method most effective"
 
11:26 PM
Another reason for not using birth control pills is that some medical conditions interfere, other activities may increase a woman's risk of serious side effects (for example, smoking) or other medications a woman may be taking make the pill less effective and thus unreliable.
 
Jez
Pill: Take a pill each day.
 
user19161
@Mahnax Do you have work today?
 
Jez
how hard is that? lol
 
@JasperLoy Nope.
 
Jez
@aedia ah so it discourages smoking too. win-win! :-)
 
11:28 PM
Yes, but it is not always easy for people who smoke to quit, and they need a reliable and safe birth control method that doesn't increase their risk of heart attack and stroke further.
 
user19161
@Jez But still sometimes one can forget to take it and that's it.
 
Jez
forget to take it?
 
user19161
@aediaλ I think you must be a part-time nurse!
 
Jez
how braindead is that
leave it on the bedside table.
 
And some women simply don't like the way they feel when they are taking the pill. It is a medication, a hormone at that; it can affect mood and sex drive.
 
user19161
11:29 PM
@Jez Well, people can still forget.
 
user19161
@aediaλ Plus one for expounding on the negativities.
 
Ah, the forgetting problem can be partly solved with the other methods that deliver the same hormones as the pill: patch, injectables, vaginal ring.
Or the super-killer hormonal IUD.
 
Jez
vaginal bunker-buster
 
Heh.
@JasperLoy Hehe, totally not. I just have some sort of compulsive drive to explain things I know.
@JasperLoy I don't mean to say the birth control pill is bad by any means. Some women experience it differently and there are a much greater variety of doses and differences and hormones than when it was introduced; it is often possible to find a pill that is helpful in controlling menstrual cramps or acne, for example, and which doesn't have any uncomfortable side effects.
 
Jez
hmm, 'IUD'
dunno what that is, dont really wanna. sounds a bit like a terrorist weapon
 
11:42 PM
Low-income women often have fewer choices here, though; if they don't like the side effects of the choices of hormonal methods they can get at reduced cost, it is not likely they can afford options other than condoms. Without insurance, the cost of effective birth control can be prohibitive.
@Jez intrauterine device
A T-shaped device made of metal or plastic that is inserted through the cervix and remains in the uterus for usually 5-10 years depending on the one available, but it can be removed by a doctor when it needs replacement or the woman is considering pregnancy or wants to use a different method.
A small string sticks out into the vagina from the cervix, but it is trimmed so it would not usually be felt during vaginal sex; it just needs to remain there so that the woman and her doctor know the IUD is positioned correctly and so that the IUD can be removed.
 

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