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1:00 AM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Father's Day was on the weekend.
 
@Robusto Yeah but it didn't actually come out until Tuesday.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Ah. Why does everything come out on Tuesday? I don't get the link.
 
@Robusto And why not have it out BEFORE father's day?
 
Well, that too.
Jun 16 at 2:32, by Robusto
My son got me a PS4 for Father's Day. Nice gift.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Shrinking violet, as in not talking?
 
1:02 AM
Also Watch_Dogs. Fun game.
 
user15026
I will have to add it to my list of things to watch soon then :)
 
user15026
(That list is very large)
 
@Cerberus Did you mean shrinking violent?
 
I don't know, has the violence shrunk?
 
@Cerberus As in, shying away from the topic and being all sensitive.
 
1:03 AM
Right, that.
I just didn't know what to say.
I agree with you about other personal tragedies in the past.
 
Let's all reveal the most painful moments of our lives so others can laugh about them. You guys go first.
 
My friend once peed in her trousers just before an appointment. She just pretended nothing had happened and went to the appointment.
 
user116848
It is very funny when people write this janitor Moderator
 
Oh, wait, that was someone else.
 
user116848
lol
 
1:04 AM
It did actually happen.
 
@Cerberus It would be funnier if she peed in your trousers. See? You're telling it wrong.
 
Eww.
 
Hey, you have to make some sacrifices for comedy.
 
Contrary to popular opinion, the Netherlands are not in the sea, and we do not have jellyfish stinging us all the time requiring urinal extinction.
 
@Cerberus If urinals are extinct, where will men go to pee?
 
1:06 AM
In the sea.
Dammit.
 
urinals => unirails
 
I mean, behind a tree.
 
user116848
And on pavement haha
 
Or that.
Let's not share any more stories...
 
Actually, I screwed up the anagram. Dammit.
 
1:07 AM
I looked away when I noticed the extra i.
 
Miniscule i is so hard to see.
 
It's so small, it barely counts.
 
Not one iota.
 
Hmm Sydney has a cool monorail.
We need a monorail.
 
@Cerberus Do you have an underground? Or is it an underwater?
 
1:11 AM
Hah.
 
Ah, fuck, I even spelled minuscule wrong! And you didn't warn me, doggy!
 
We even have an underground that passes under the main water.
@Robusto Damn, I didn't even see it. It is not quite a river, but more like...a firth?
 
I am bleary and weary.
 
Happens to the best.
And the worst.
 
@Cerberus You can't have a firth or even a fjord if you don't have mountains. Or at least hills.
 
1:12 AM
Then what do we have?
 
I dunno.
 
> The IJ (pronounced [ɛi̯]; sometimes shown on old maps as "Y" or "Ye") is a lake, formerly a bay, in the Dutch province of North Holland. It is known for being Amsterdam's waterfront. Sometimes it is wrongly considered a river. I
 
In Chicago there is The El.
 
Bah, lake or bay sounds wrong.
 
1:14 AM
That's nice, it's up in the air.
 
That's why it's called the El. For elevated.
In Boston the same deal is called the T.
In Paris it's the Metro. Also in D.C. And I think Montreal and Toronto as well.
In London, the Tube.
 
@Robusto Montreal: Metro. Toronto: Subway.
 
Ahh.
 
See? I knew we could cool off the chat by discussing light rail transportation.
 
London, the Tube?
 
1:16 AM
In Edmonton we have the LRT.
 
I thought they simply said Underground.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 NYC has the subway too, even when it's elevated.
 
A metro is normally underground.
 
The Tube may refer to: *The London Underground *"The Tube", slang for television, from the term cathode ray tube *The Tube (2003 TV series), an ITV/Sky programme featuring the work of staff on the London Underground *The Tube (2012 TV series), a BBC documentary about those who work and travel on the London Underground *The Tube (TV series), a former Channel 4 (UK) music programme *The Tube (radio series), a Channel 4 Radio series *The Tube Music Network, a US defunct music video channel *The Port Authority Trans-Hudson railroad linking New Jersey and New York, USA *The series of tubes analo...
 
Right.
 
1:17 AM
Calgary has the C-train.
 
@Robusto We have an elevated train, called the "Scarborough Rapid Transit", or SRT
 
@Mahnax But those only run in the C-section, right?
 
(I think in most cities where they have an underground metro that also goes above ground, the whole is called "the metro". But a train that never goes underground is never called a metro, right?)
 
That's a parturition joke, btw.
 
@Robusto Eww.
 
1:18 AM
In SF it's called BART. As in Simpson.
 
@Robusto Better than a micturition joke.
 
Did you mean micturation?
 
Apparently, both exist...
 
Nope.
 
Micronutrition?
 
user116848
Guys can I ask something?
 
@Arrowfar that IS asking something.
 
user116848
How do I leave a comment to a specific person on the main site. I mean like this: "@name" or I have give some spaces here and there e.g. "@ name".
Second How do I tell any specific person to come to chat here?
 
@Arrowfar You can use @name to reply to people but it only works in certain places.
Like, an answer where they've already commented.
 
user116848
1:24 AM
I see
 
user116848
And 'chatting'?
 
I'm not sure
There's a way to start a chat room "with" a user. That creates a chat room and... I'm not sure what else. You do that from the chat-user's user page.
 
user116848
Yeah...
 
user61230
@Arrowfar See this meta post for the gritty details about @-replies. They work intuitively for the most part, though.
 
user116848
@Emrakul Oh! sure
 
1:35 AM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I haven't seen it either, I'm just giving second hand reports. and the trailer keeps saying awesome over and over and over again.
 
Haha.
A Lego film.
Why the brick not?
 
@Cerberus depends on the appointment. Totally appropriate for your urologist.
 
Hah.
It was not her urologist!
Do women even have those?
I suppose they do.
 
@Mahnax - Did you just get a ping?
 
Same specialty, genito-urinary. maybe that's for dudes though. but a gynecologist is just genito.
 
1:44 AM
@medica Yes.
 
@Mitch Why don't we have an andrologist?
I need to see my andrologist.
 
@Mahnax good. I didn't know if you were getting the pings from election chat. Just making sure I was not leaving you out by mistake.
 
@Cerberus There's a mothers day and a fathers day, why isn't there a children's day?
 
@medica You've spelled my name Manhax several times, which might be the problem.
 
@Mitch You can guess what my mother used to answer...
 
1:46 AM
That's my dyslexia!!!
 
@Mahnax Hacker. That man hax everything.
 
@Cerberus She used to answer ' All doctors are andrologists'
 
Ah yes, in your most recent ping you have misspelled it.
 
No, every day is children's day!
 
@Mahnax I am so sorry! I really do have dyslexia; it's one of the reasons I type so slowly.
 
1:47 AM
@medica That's OK!
 
Ok, now that I've seen it properly, I will not make the mistake again.
(so embarassed...)
 
@Cerberus And in the same way that everyday is children's day, most all physician's are physician's for men. only special ones are physician's for women.
I exaggerate. Most research used to be with adult males. It's getting better.
 
@Mitch What's up with the greengrocer's apostrophe? I don't get the joke...
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Thanks. Truly.
 
@Cerberus I'm having troubles with that lately. I can't seem to stop using extras.
 
1:53 AM
 Rank      ID Name                           Reps  N  Bronze   Silver     Gold
 ===================================================================================
   1.    3119 Yoichi Oishi ♢                21468 567 Curious Inquisitive Socratic
   2.     305 Brian Hooper                  19811 109 Curious Inquisitive Socratic
   3.    4763 Uticensis                     10183  76 Curious Inquisitive
   4.   17953 Noah                           7867  71 Curious Inquisitive
   5.   10041 Daniel                        34832  68 Curious Inquisitive
 
@Mitch Extrapostrophes?
@tchrist What's N?
 
Yeah. I'm using them up now I will have to not use lots of them soon.
 
Are they also subtracted from your supply of commas?
 
@Cerberus N = has a positive record of questions and asked good questions on N separate days
 
Huh?
I don't understand.
So this is about asking questions?
 
1:58 AM
Yes.
   1.    3119 Yoichi Oishi ♢                21468 567 Curious Inquisitive Socratic
  15.    6006 MrHen ♢                       22264  44 Curious Inquisitive
  18.    8360 KitFox ♦                      18359  33 Curious Inquisitive
  28.     300 RegDwigнt ♦                   58211  23 Curious
  31.    3559 Matt Эллен ♢                  19454  21 Curious
  43.   11550 Mahnax ♢                       7536  17 Curious
  55.     100 waiwai933 ♦                    9307   9 Curious
  62.      39 nohat ♦                       40985   6 Curious
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Q: Asking days badges

Jon EricsonA couple of months ago, I suggested a set of badges for asking questions. The responses were... mixed. The top answer can be summarized: In practice, all this would do is encourage people to ask yet more stupid, worthless questions and we have quite enough of that as it is. We believe that ...

 
Surely Yoichi hasn't asked 567 questions...
 
No.
 
Does anyone know if I can vote on one user's questions (as I'm looking at that specific user's contributions) without setting off the vote autorespond to reverse my upvotes? (that's an awkwars phrasing. sorry)
 
He has that many days when he had a positive record of questions and asked good questions.
@Cerberus He has only asked 771 questions. But only 567 days qualified, for whatever reason.
 
What is "a positive record of questions", and what are "good questions"?
771 questions? Wow.
@medica You can't...but why would you? Just vote up when you chance upon his questions, instead of serial up-voting.
 
2:04 AM
5 mins ago, by tchrist
24
Q: Asking days badges

Jon EricsonA couple of months ago, I suggested a set of badges for asking questions. The responses were... mixed. The top answer can be summarized: In practice, all this would do is encourage people to ask yet more stupid, worthless questions and we have quite enough of that as it is. We believe that ...

 
Well, that's the thing. He made a statement and I'm looking over all of his questions. Some are really good and I'd like to upvote them as I see them without setting off the autoregulator (or whatever it is(. So the answer is no. Correct?
 
@tchrist Oh...
 
> In order to award badges, we need to define our terms:

=== positive record of questions

(total questions - negative questions - closed - deleted)/total questions >= 0.5

I'll be honest, this formula was a mistake I made constructing the query. It triple counts a question that is downvoted, closed, and deleted. If you ask one that hits that trifecta, you'll need to ask three better questions to dig yourself out. My own record of asking:

(44 - 0 - 12 - 12)/44 = 0.4545...

My public record looks a lot better; I had a bunch of questions from the beta period that have been subsequently (and
 
@medica Yes, the answer is no.
 
:( Ok, thanks, Cerb.
 
2:06 AM
Of course you can try...
 
yes. and when they disappear, will he ever be bummed! ;) Better to just check it out, see if he's gotten a bad reception. Thanks again, tho.
 
The ranking is very different by reps.
Curious the curious and incurious.
 
Most of us don't ask many questions.
 
 Rank      ID Name                           Reps  N  Bronze   Silver     Gold
 ===================================================================================
     1.   12952 Barrie England               104265   3
     2.    2303 Robusto                       89611  28 Curious
     3.    2637 FumbleFingers                 78103  63 Curious Inquisitive
     4.     300 RegDwigнt ♦                   58211  23 Curious
     5.    2085 tchrist                       50161  17 Curious
     6.   11433 jwpat7                        48950  25 Curious
 
Why am I always no. 13?
Poor Kosmonaut and I aren't even Curious.
 
2:17 AM
Ask two more questions!
 
are we down again or is that just me?
crap, we're down again.
 
2:31 AM
I don't think I will be able to beat JSB with two questions.
Site is up for me.
 
@tchrist - I just came across the most random comment from you. :)
"Seek for the Sword that was broken: / In Imladris it dwells; / There shall be counsels taken. / Stronger than Morgûl-spells." I cannot for the life of me figure out what this has to do with computer illiteracy! Much obliged if you tell me! :-)
@Cerberus Hi, Cerb.
 
@medica Links would be better.
 
6
Q: Is there a word for "people who are computer illiterate"?

LuisJust as there is "computerate" to describe those who show familiarity with, and ability to use computers, is there a word to describe the opposite, those who are computer illiterate? The word I'm looking for includes both those who have access to computers but, for some reason, choose to keep aw...

 
0
Q: How curious are you? — or — Tallied ELU Asking Day Badges Proposal Results

tchristHow we fare in the new badge proposal In Asking days badges, there is a proposal to award to create a new trio of badges for asking questions. It revolves around the number of separate days that a user has a positive record of questions and asked good questions on that day. See the link for ...

 
@tchrist This is unrelated to the answer, I presume?
 
2:42 AM
I don't think we seek "for" something. I've never used a preposition after seek. — Luis Jun 7 at 16:21
 
ahhhh... of course.
 
@Luis Seek for the Sword that was broken: / In Imladris it dwells; / There shall be counsels taken. / Stronger than Morgûl-spells.tchrist Jun 14 at 19:12
 
yep
I see it now.
 
This is why it is better to use the correct links.
It would have saved a lot of time.
 
:(
I'm sorry
how are you tonight?
 
2:52 AM
k
 
@tchrist Does it concern you that a lot of mediocre questions have a +1 or +2?
 
0
A: Asking days badges

tchristI ran the current criteria against the top 124 users on English Language & Users by reputation, and discovered that this would produce 2 golds, 20 silvers, and 75 bronzes. Here’s the table sorted on N, Reps as described in the original posting: Rank ID Name Re...

@medica Number-crunching.
 
I like the suggestion
 
@medica Compared with what?
 
It would be a fun reason to ask good questions
@tchrist compared with? Those answers with 0?
@tchrist Or do you mean, how are you, compared to..?
 
2:54 AM
That’s a devil of post title, though, that’s for sure. Notice the nesting in the second half.
@medica Compared with other things that concern me.
 
ah.
 
Haha.
 
You have a lot of concerns now?
Hi, cerb. :)
 
Hi.
Hmm I wonder what Lorin and Randy look like to-day.
 
@Cerberus Lorin looks beautiful, and Randy looks majestic, I am just guessing. Maybe we'll be treated to a pic or two?
 
2:57 AM
Yes, otherwise, we can't be sure.
 
(Is that how you get him to post pictures of the pretty ones?! :D)
 
One tries.
 
(that looks like a double-chin: :D))
 
I even added an extra hyphen.
Eek!
 
Jabba the hutt!
:C)))
 
user116848
2:59 AM
Hey :) Can I ask here on ELU how you guys know each others real name?
 
I don't know Cerb's real name...
 
@Cerberus I took no pix today but I posted some a few days ago. Randy bagged some squab for dinner, alas.
 
@tchrist seriously?
 
user116848
May be because some of you are moderators and stuff?
 
@Arrowfar Nah. Some people have it in their profiles, some people are friends and know each other on a first name basis.
 
3:01 AM
@tchrist Oh, it happens. As you said, what can we do about it? Wild animals eat each other too.
 
Jun 20 at 16:42, by tchrist
Aug 13 '12 at 1:59, by tchrist
I really do usually just say what I mean without a great deal of metaphor.
 
@Arrowfar I only know the first names of a few people here, and I don't normally give my own name.
 
Jun 20 at 16:42, by tchrist
@JohanLarsson Just because I say what I mean does not mean that others always know what I mean to say.
 
user116848
So I can't seem to understand the use of "that that". Any example to elaborate it?
 
@tchrist ok. sorry. Are you angry with me?
 
3:02 AM
No.
 
@tchrist disappointed?
 
@tchrist Perhaps not metaphor, but certainly a large number of other figures of speech.
 
@Cerberus shhhh
@medica Do you know what it means for a person to be considered high maintenance?
 
@tchrist yes.
 
user116848
@tchrist like celebrities
 
user116848
3:05 AM
So did any of you see my question above?
 
@Arrowfar I couldn't believe that that was the reason he was selling his car.
@tchrist ok.
 
@Arrowfar It is not a special construction: sometimes two different constructions that happen to both use that occur next to each other.
 
@tchrist - may I ask why you are posting meta question links in the election chat?
 
user116848
@Cerberus Can you simplify what you mean by "sometimes two different constructions that happen to both use that occur next to each other."
 
@Arrowfar "I can't believe that." , "That's the reason he sold his car?"
 
3:14 AM
@tchrist Novistine illi iam centum milia paginas esse?
(Not even sure I have the use of centum milia right...)
@Arrowfar What Medica says.
 
user116848
Yah
 
The result would be I can't believe that that's the reason he sold his car.
 
in EL&U 2014 Election, 20 mins ago, by tchrist
 Rank      ID Name                           Reps  N  Bronze   Silver     Gold
 ===================================================================================
   1.    3119 Yoichi Oishi ♢                21468 567 Curious Inquisitive Socratic
  15.    6006 MrHen ♢                       22264  44 Curious Inquisitive
  18.    8360 KitFox ♦                      18359  33 Curious Inquisitive
  28.     300 RegDwigнt ♦                   58211  23 Curious
  31.    3559 Matt Эллен ♢                  19454  21 Curious
Hm.
Wrong one.
 
"I want to believe that." + "That isn't what the doctor meant."
 
> Stack Overflow and Skeptics look a lot like Parenting
Indeed.
 
3:17 AM
@medica Because that.
Because I wanted to be able to refer to Yoichi as Socratic, of course.
 
Did you happen to see that I added to the election chat that I believed you were within your rights to campaign for whomever you wanted however you wanted?
 
Because people had been talking about asking questions.
@medica I don’t campaign.
 
It's a wonderful idea, your idea.
 
And @MrHen would get the silver Inquistitive.
 
@tchrist But now you dissemble, though you say "I really do usually just say what I mean without a great deal of metaphor."
 
user116848
3:21 AM
Thanks for answering guys
 
@Arrowfar :)
 
@medica Casuistry will get you nowhere.
 
@Arrowfar You understand?
 
user116848
@Cerberus Yeah to an extent :)
 
user116848
But it's simple I guess
 
3:23 AM
@Cerberus Deep.
 
@Arrowfar Heh, yes, it is.
 
@tchrist You are certainly within your rights to campaign for whomever you want. Why you are calling it something different is not logical to me.
 
@tchrist Or shallow.
 
I said what I meant, and I did what I said, and if you think it means something it does not, I cannot disprove its irreality to you.
 
@tchrist or why you would feel the need to call it something different...
 
3:26 AM
Pretending that presenting raw data is campaigning is not a conceit I am willing to grant you.
 
Are data ever raw?
But it doesn't matter.
 
It’s just what’s in SEDE.
 
I don't think Yoichi will be elected; do you?
 
What one makes of that is one’s own business.
@Cerberus I do not.
 
@tchrist Tom, it's just a coincidence that you came up with this wonderful new badge tonight, I get this.
 
3:27 AM
OK.
 
It is not my badge.
 
I wonder whether he actually expected to be elected.
 
@tchrist What will you do if I actually win?
 
It was proposed by the SE staff.
 
@medica What kind of a question is that?
 
3:29 AM
@tchrist My apologies. I didn't know that. There isn't a link that I saw.
 
I think most of us will demurely accept whoever is chosen and not give the matter much thought.
 
@Cerberus a straightforward one.
 
It is a bit odd.
 
@Cerberus that is exactly what I'm hoping.
 
Good.
 
3:30 AM
@Cerberus why is it odd? I don't understand the oddity of it.
 
It is unclear what kind of answer you expect.
 
If you were in my shoes, on the .... well, campaigning, and you were aware of the fact that there were people who did not want you to win (or whatever), would you not wonder if people would be able to accept you?
especially well respected high rep users?
 
user116848
@medica Well medica don't worry we accept you
 
user116848
:)
 
I might, but I would not ask.
And people would not tell you anyway.
So it just doesn't work.
 
3:35 AM
Hmm. ok, fair enough.
 
Besides, who cares who wins anyway?
 
but I hope you can understand it is a concern of mine if I were to win.
 
user116848
It is getting election chat now.
 
The site will run its course as always, and moderating is just a big chore.
@Arrowfar Oops! I'm having boundary issues.
 
@Cerberus indeed.
 
3:37 AM
La vie continuera.
 
@Cerberus but people do care; that is just a fact.
J'espere.
 
Not that much.
 
mais ce n'est pas toujour la vie en rose.
 
Notre site à web, c'est la vie en beige.
 
user116848
@Cerberus No it's just that whenever I accidentally type anything other than election related in the "election chat" someone say to be careful
 
3:39 AM
@Arrowfar Haha, I wonder who this "someone" is...
 
et avec cela, je vous laisse. Bon soir et bonne nuit.
 
Bonne nuit.
 
user116848
@Cerberus Usually medica
 
I know.
 
user116848
Sorry medica but its true
 
user116848
3:39 AM
Oops she gone
 
She knows.
 
user116848
And medica yours?
 
user116848
If you guys don't mind
 
39 mins ago, by Cerberus
@Arrowfar I only know the first names of a few people here, and I don't normally give my own name.
 
user116848
@Cerberus touche' :)
 
3:42 AM
Heh.
It's touché.
 
user116848
So I removed mine too
 
user116848
My comment with my original name that is
 
There is nothing wrong with giving people your name if you want to, though.
 
user116848
Tomato Tomoto etc
 
Especially Tomoto.
 
user116848
3:43 AM
haha
 
user116848
lol
 
It sounds...Japanese. I didn't know you were Japanese.
 
user116848
I am not
 
I don't believe it!
 
user116848
You mean Farooq?
 
3:44 AM
No, your name Tomato Tomoto.
 
user116848
My eyes are open and wide :)
 
user116848
Not Japanese lol
 
user116848
But this is their cartoons :)
 
Still, your name is Japanese, so you're Japanese.
 
user116848
3:55 AM
@Cerberus By the way how did you use the 'accent' mark here from the keyboard?
 
user116848
On the word touche
 
I use Autohotkey.
 
user116848
Where I can find it?
 
I type touche// and it is automatically converted into touché.
 
user116848
How did you know? Please tell
 
3:57 AM
You need to install the programme and run the script that I wrote:
 
user116848
Where else do you use this software?
 
This is the script I use.
 
user116848
Its like programming
 
Paste that into a text document and save the document as test.ahk (in UTF-8).
Yes, it is.
 
user116848
So what will it do for me? I mean by saving it as test.ahk (in UTF-8).
 
4:03 AM
I've made a file for you. Because I think copying from chat might introduce errors.
 
user116848
Oh! thanks
 
If you run this script, it will be active on your computer. Whenever you type e//, it will result in é.
 
user116848
What will this file do?
 
If you exit/close the script, everything will return to normal.
You need to have Autohotkey installed, from the link above.
After you download my script, you can right-click on the file and pick "edit" from the menu. Then you can verify what's in the script (it is the same as what I pasted in chat).
 
user116848
So first I must install Autohotkey then this file? Not before?
 
4:06 AM
Yes, first install Autohotkey.
Otherwise, the script will not run.
 
user116848
I see
 
It will say "I don't know what programme to use for this file".
You can change the script at any moment to change the key combinations. If you think e## is more convenient, you can have it do that.
 
user116848
Its pretty cool stuff
 
It is! You can do anything with Autohotkey.
I also use it for abbreviations.
When I type oedqq, it automatically becomes Oxford English Dictionary.
It's very easy to set that up.
> :R*:oedqq::Oxford English Dictionary
 
user116848
So we have to set it up first?
 
4:10 AM
You have to have Autohotkey installed. And then you have to have :R*:oedqq::Oxford English Dictionary in a text file saved as file.ahk (or any name ending on .ahk).
And you have to double-click the .ahk file to run the script. Then it will work.
(You can also turn any .ahk file into an .exe file, so you don't need to have Autohotkey installed to run it. But I won't advise you to run random .exe files on your computer! Besides, you cannot edit the script when it is converted into .exe.)
 
user116848
I see
 
Everyone who uses Autohotkey loves it...
 
user116848
:)
 
And it takes only a few minutes to install hehe.
 
user116848
And is there any accidental launching of script any time? Just asking
 
4:18 AM
No: unless you set it up to launch a script automatically, it will only launch once you double-click a script.
Otherwise, the programme will not be active.
 
user116848
Oh! okay :)
 
When a script is running, you can always right-click on the icon on your task bar and pick "exit" to close the script.
 
user116848
I am gonna be afk for a while :)
 
user116848
TTFN
 
Haha later!
 

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