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So basically you forward the echo command to user Mitch
!!listcommands
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yea do some git pull merge drink
!!help xkcd
@cc xkcd: Returns an XKCD. Call with no args for random, new for latest, or a number for a specific one.
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!!xkcd new
14:01
!!help convert
@MattЭллен convert: Converts several units and currencies, case sensitive. /convert <num><unit> [to|in <unit>] Pass in list for supported units /convert list
@MattЭллен But once you have a nice tablet, you'll want a nice phone to go with it. Then you'll find that your nice new phone is so good you don't need the tablet as much.
!!convert 100 christians to atheism
@MattЭллен Confuse converter with christians, receive error message
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!!convert 1.80 m ft
@cc 5.9055f
Christians confuse me all the time.
Why?
Because it's funny if I say that.
Atheists confuse me all the time :P
@KitFox I like it
14:03
What's confusing about atheism?
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the only benefit in religion is that praying is relaxing, and some sort of yoga
good morning
Not gonna have that argument @Kit lol
I'm not arguing. I was wondering what was confusing. Seems straightforward to me.
@cc I've heard nude yoga is making a rise in the world
14:04
A rise in something anyway. hehehehe
@KitFox as does Christianity to me :)
sounds like my kind of religion :D
@KitFox hahaha exactly :P
what's that chick's name?
sarah jean underwood?
Let's not bring my silly joke to the level of religious debate! It's not worth it.
(probably NSFW if you look it up)
14:05
!!wiki sara jean underwood
@KitFox The Gods of Wikipedia did not bless us
@MattЭллен I'm not lol
!!google sarah jean underwood
No one is debating! There's no debate!
Sara Jean Underwood (born March 26, 1984) is an American model and actress who was chosen as the Playmate of the Month for the July 2006 issue of Playboy magazine and later became Playmate of the Year in 2007. She is a former host of Attack of the Show! on G4. Early life Underwood was born in Portland, Oregon. She graduated from Scappoose High School in Scappoose, Oregon in 2002. She has been a student at Oregon State University and Portland State University. She was a schoolmate of American football player Derek Anderson. Her first job was assisting in sales of heavy construction equip...
@KitFox yep :)
she has a nude yoga video out there that is apparently quite popular. i wonder why lmao
14:06
omg yesss
Seems like you'd be seeing lots of things at angles that would be unpleasant.
I'm thinking of downward facing dog.
I'm not sure that she has an unpleasant angle
lol she will be mentally gangbanged by infinite nerds forever
Yep.
No, but really, what's confusing? I'm trying to picture it, but I can't figure.
14:08
Nude yoga? I mean I guess a lot of people try to picture that. Silly, they could just watch it.
Why watch it when you can do it?
why do it when... oh.. never mind
Because....men....?
@MattЭллен hehehe
@KitFox its confusing because athiesm has become a religion of its own
Because men what?
14:09
nope
@MickLH Huh?
@MickLH no! it's not a religion!
@KitFox raises eyebrows really?
lots of these people claim to oppose the concept of religion, religiously
@meer2kat Really. Men what?
@MickLH Based on faith?
14:10
@MickLH don't mistake passion for belief in the supernatural.
the passion of no christ compels you!
laughs
@KitFox She's was playmate of the year kit...what do you think men associate her with?
@meer2kat cuddling and talking about their day
@meer2kat I don't follow. I said "why watch when you can do?" and you said "because men..."
14:11
maybe even....... hehe you know.....
.... going out to dinner
Because men prevent you from doing it because she is associated with sex by virtue of being playmate of the year?
That doesn't make sense to me.
@KitFox because men would rather watch a naked woman do yoga than do yoga themselves
But I wasn't talking about men.
@MickLH of course
Was I?
14:13
I was
lol
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 THAT
Oh. Well, OK, but that's not what I asked, hence my confusion.
Ah miscommunication from both our ends then
My bad
well yogas strenuous
So there's a Meerkat and a Fox in the chatroom. I guess a Panda would feel at home? =D

I'm barging right in, sorry. Hello people!
Hello.
14:14
Hellllooo!
hey there panda dude
@PayodPanda We also have an orc, a minifig, a three-headed hellhound, and various other critters.
Don't forget the owl!
Who is not an owl right now.
And hasn't been for ages.
Let's hunt some orc.
and the snail
14:15
!!norris
@meer2kat Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
@KitFox He's various other critters.
My world is solved in one sentence.
Oh. I see.
Wow that actually tied in to the conversation
14:16
!!up or down?
@MattЭллен down
Not enough yoga
should have known
!!vba or anything else
@meer2kat anything else
14:17
amen
Free pizza for lunch today.
yay!
I had fajitas
Yum.
they weren't free though :D
I shouldn't be thinking about food yet. It's too early.
14:18
I had paneer, if that makes sense to anybody.
xD
yes. it's only 15:18. you can't think about food until about 17:30
Oh, that's yummy too.
@MattЭллен Right.
Well. 1700.
UTC
Are you zulu time? You are, aren't you?
omgomgomg
no. we're on BST
squints
scratches head
What's that, like some kind of metric thing?
14:20
BST is UTC but with DST, right?
@KitFox day light savings time
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 yes
throws tea in harbor in protest
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 that's one of the most confusing sentences i've ever read. but i still got it somehow lol
@MattЭллен I was just messing around.
BST is Bloody Stupid Time. because GMT is perfectly good.
14:21
@KitFox That makes the tea unfit to drink, even for Americans.
@KitFox :D I did wonder
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 mmmmm tea
mmmm unfit Americans
I was nearly in an accident today because of this stupid douchebag who zoomed around me and nearly collided head-on with the cars coming in the other direction, just so he could be ten feet in front of me for twenty miles.
drivers are stupid.
14:22
@KitFox smack him with a cactus. teach him a lesson
@KitFox throws douchebag in harbour in protest
@MattЭллен mmmmmmm teaaaaaaa!
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 hahahahaha!
He had a temp disability placard in his window, was driving a Chevy, and — surprise, surprise — had a "Defend the 2nd Amendment" bumper sticker.
@KitFox well at least he tried to hit you with his car instead of his gun
the 2nd amendment is right to bear arms?
14:23
yar
my arms are bare right now.
I would like bear arms, but regular hands
I figured he probably got into a rage because he was following a chick driver with an economical vehicle that had a union supporting Obama bumper sticker.
you are missing a fluffy pair of gloves
hahahahahaha
oh liberals vs conservatives
Can't figure why else he would make such a dick move.
14:24
@KitFox he could just be a dick.
similar to libraries vs conservatories
Seriously, we were in bumper to bumper traffic.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Maybe, but then why didn't he keep doing it?
to show off his bumper sticker to more peeps?
@MattЭллен rofl good one
Anonymous
@PayodPanda And a snail! Well, I don't talk as much :-)
14:25
@KitFox clearly it's cuz he hated your lack of bumper stickeryness
maybe he pulled up beside you to see if you are cute, then realised he looked weird doing that so sped ahead?
@KitFox good point.
Yeah, no. It was extremely aggressive.
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Also, I'm technically a human being. I only have pet snails.
I dont believe you
14:26
@snailboat Interesting. I have only pet snails.
@snailboat sure, sure. that's why you look like a snail.
10 mins ago, by Matt Эллен
and the snail
@snailboat How long do they live?
Well, I've eaten them too.
@KitFox you eat your pets? that's a little morbid.
14:27
@meer2kat No, no, I have only pet them. Not had them as pets.
Wow, I just realized how shallow I am.
Also eaten.
@KitFox ohhhhhhh misread that
@meer2kat Just now?
@meer2kat That was the goal.
@meer2kat you should try out tinder.
14:28
@KitFox Yep. Just totally judged a guy for only being 5'10''...ya know something he can't control. I feel like a bad person.
I'm re-discovering that "fixing" tags is non-trivial.
@MattЭллен that stupid app?
@meer2kat Well, you are a bad person for being all judgy like that. Did you make him feel bad?
Personally I wouldn't mind trying snails for dinner.
@meer2kat yes. if you enjoy judging people on their looks (who doens't?) then you'll enjoy tinder
14:28
At least the Unanswered queue is behaving itself this week.
@KitFox Nah didn't say anything
But snails who talk, I'd rather keep 'em.
You know, Jesus was only like 5'2".
and had a beard
and carpenter's hands
Yum.
@MattЭллен Nah, I hate apps as much as I hate myself for being shallow like that :P I don't care about appearance, but i do care about height. I'm so confused
@MattЭллен and a totally righteous tan
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I could get over the sandal-wearing part so long as he bathed regularly.
lol!!!
14:30
@meer2kat and 5'10" is too short?
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 apparently in my mind it is for some weird reason
You'll grow out of it.
thank goodness
!!rimshot
14:31
@meer2kat are you really tall? for a girl?
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 nope....5'5''
She needs a big, strong protector.
maybe. weird.
14:32
for measuring angles
oh, sorry, misread that
Do you have a strong relationship with your father?
Well, you like what you like and ain't nobody should tell you different.
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@MattЭллен lol
@KitFox I've had 3 legal fathers. Never talked to one, don't talk to the second, and rarely talk to the third and final one
Ah. Well, then.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I like it :)
@KitFox Problem solved? lol
14:34
For me, yes.
Makes sense to me now too
More like puzzle. Not really a problem.
...or is it?
Not sure loL!!!
Not a detrimental issue, per se
I think we've just uncovered a deep psychological pain here.
You don't think that's detrimental?
Nope.
14:36
shrugs OK then.
hahaha well that was entertaining
I have my cards here. I could read fortunes...
I have a choccy chip muffin here. I could read ingredients
@meer2kat You should go apologize to that guy, though. "Hi. I'm Meer2kat. I saw you walk past and thought to myself 'whoa. That dude is way too short.' Then I realized I was being shallow. But I bought you these insoles which will make you 1" taller."
maybe he wishes he were a baller
14:39
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 lol it's the guy i'm talking to right now. pretty sure he would laugh
@KitFox do it!!!!
@MattЭллен maybe he wishes he had a girl who looked good; he would call her.
(gods I hate that song)
(hehehe. I like it so long as it doesn't get stuck in my head)
@meer2kat Well, I don't understand the last bit, but I can tell you the first bit if you want.
Only Cibo Matto's Birthday Cake can drive it out.
Don't you wish your girlfriend were hot like me?
14:42
yes
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
I mean
probably
@KitFox sure lol
...and I can't quite get the Spice Girls song that's on the tip of my tongue.
gosh all these songs are in my head now at the same time
14:44
OK, first card is The Gift. You have something inside you that is special and waiting for the right time to show.
cute
lol
Second card is The Train. You are determined to meet your destiny and moving forward quickly, but inflexible in your path. You will get where you are going.
It's the third one I don't understand. The House, inverted. You are pointed toward an insecure foundation, something that looks perfect and desirable from the outside, but the inside fails you.
sounds like my life exactly actually
Put the three together and the suggestion is to take some time to figure out what your special power is, before you trap yourself in the typical progression of life just because that's what everyone else expects.
14:47
Zow.
@KitFox sounds about right. hm.
@MattЭллен dayummmm
Yeah, but you're barely twenty, right? It's a bit early for a fortune like that.
@KitFox Is it? I'm a struggling college kid
I don't know. I guess I don't remember that far back very well.
14:49
@KitFox changing majors, barely hanging on financially, not sure what major i should really be in, ready to switch and just do something easy and fall in to that typical american dream goal because i can't do what i really want to do. shrugs
What do you really want to do?
@KitFox I want to make water systems in developing countries, and then do some STEM education and missionary work while there.
Oh right, you mentioned. So why can't you do that?
It's not a financially sustainable goal. I'd barely be able to live and would be screwed when I came back to America
Well, you'd find support for doing it. There are groups that do that, so you wouldn't be working from scratch.
14:52
Yeah there's a non-profit that does it up here called EDGE Outreach
You'd have a lot of experience that would make you desirable in a non-profit humanitarian work as well as elementary education.
So it sounds like a reasonable plan to me.
I mean, unless you want to be wealthy.
@meer2kat what skills do you need to learn for that?
But you don't need to be wealthy, you just need enough.
I dunno. I'd be even more of a disappointment to my family. They want me to be successful and to be able to support myself without a significant other.
I don't give a damn about money
You'd be able to do that.
You'd have all that experience living sustainably in third-world countries.
14:53
I've been surviving on 7.75 an hour while paying a ridiculous rent and paying for school
I'd be fine, just never "successful"
So a disappointment to my family.
You'd be successful to you.
And God would like it, right?
So your family would get over it.
You could take it a few years at a time. Learn the skills you need for your humanitarian goals. Find non-humanitarian work locally to pay bills, and then take time off to go do the other stuff.
They don't get to choose your life.
Perhaps
Besides, you've got years. Spend a few doing what you want, worry about what everyone else wants later.
You can deal with it in your thirties.
Plenty of time.
14:56
thanks for the advice and support guys
:)
Sure, I love giving unsolicited advice.
Anyone else want their fortune read?
Yes! since you've got your crds right there
I might need the big cards for you...
14:59
sounds ominous

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