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11:00 PM
@MrDisappointment But what if someone betweens me?
Besides, pings are fun.
Apr 30 at 14:13, by RegDwight
@Martha But all of those pings were of the most extremeliestest importance! Especially Kosmo's "Hey @Martha, do you see this @Martha mention? @Martha, @Martha, @Martha. Also, @Martha!"
BTW, WMT!
 
Also, I can't figure out what you got for your birthday: no t-shirt, or a thought on whether or not to head to Buffalo.
 
Yes.
 
Crystal.
 
Royalty, hmm. I think the prince may look better in a beard tho
just a trim chucknorris onw
 
11:04 PM
@RegDwight Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're younger than me???? How is this fair?
 
that princess is very girl-next-doors-ish
I swear she was my next-door-neighbor hotgirl once owel
 
(Today is my niece's birthday, if anyone is feeling birthday-celebrationy.)
 
yes me! Friday too!
 
Also, she walked for the first time yesterday. Or so I'm told.
 
Big accomplish that I've yet to truly fulfill, I have a strange gait
 
11:06 PM
Hm. Stupid chat logged me off and wouldn't let me back in.
So, first things first.
 
@RegDwight There's neither crystal nor buffalo in that picture - simply a proletariat and the evidence of a lot of our country's money having been wasted.
 
@MrDisappointment Well, you said that you couldn't figure it out, and I agreed. That's a grammatically impeccable exchange.
 
When do babies first learn - 10 monthss?
 
@Martha Robusto is older. Chill.
Apr 29 at 16:07, by Robusto
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@RegDwight I know that. I also knew already that Kosmonaut and nohat are younglings. But for some reason I had you pegged as... well, not 7 years younger. I mean, you're married and everything.
 
11:09 PM
Mar 18 at 0:37, by Martha
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@Adel No, actually 12-13 months is average.
 
@RegDwight He's got a cheek, did they commission his hat? That's where all the money goes, you know, the damn hats.
 
@Martha It's all in my profile and has always been.
Don't tell me you don't look at my profile at least thrice an hour!
 
@RegDwight Yeah, and I'd probably already looked at yours, but I'd forgotten. Or blocked it from memory.
 
Ah, you already didn't. Thank you!
 
11:11 PM
I just looked at @waiwai933's profile. It says he's 16. Really?
 
Besides, Russians marry at 18 and get their third child at 20.
Germans marry at 35 and get their first child at 50.
So, it's all a matter of stuff.
 
@RegDwight So you're either saying you're behind, or that your wife is much younger than you.
 
Hm.
Yeah.
Both.
@MrDisappointment That should be @Robusto.
He's all into hats.
And other nurse attire.
Them Um-err-icans are like that.
 
Anyway, speaking of niece and birthday, I've gotta go. Have a lovely weekend, everyone. No more drama, you hear?
 
Have fun!
Grats @niece.
 
11:16 PM
Bye @Martha
 
@Martha Yep, congratulations to the niece, on both counts. Send her some narwhals from us (feel free to substitute more appropriate gift choice).
@RegDwight: I'm going to head off now - it's way too late for anyone to be online, (and I know you're in the same timezone as me!)
I think I may keep a low profile on the site for a day or two - all the drama is a bit much - but I have posted as much constructive stuff as I can on meta, and am keeping fingers crossed that some Good Stuff happens to counterbalance the last few days...
 
Thanks for your support. Do come back. Good night!
 
I will. Goodnight!
 
So, before Jasper starts complaining :-) I'm logging off, too. Still have to check all the other sites before going to bed.
Night all!
Over and out.
 

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