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4:00 PM
Whar's me nieuw Hatt!
 
@Robusto Whatever you were sticking it into, that was not mine.
 
@RegDwigнt what question is that?
 
Me get sock puttep now!
 
injects morphine into Rob's hat
 
Finally.
I am tied with Doorknob of Snow for #12. That is an achievement I can write on my tombstone.
30 hats oughta get you Trillinery.
 
4:03 PM
@Cerberus Are you putting Rob's hat down?
 
Pulling it down over his face, rather.
 
@Ste: You're from Sunderland? You must be eminently familiar with that horrible Tyne Tunnel.
@MετάEd It's not a down hat. It's made from a synthetic.
 
Ste
@Robusto - There is a second tunnel now so it's not too bad!
 
@Robusto Hey, don't make me thwack you again!
 
Have I posted this video before?
A "psychic" reveals his tricks.
 
4:05 PM
Low-quality and/or late answers left for me to finish. makes note
 
The experiment was apparently real, but the conclusions will not surprise y'all.
 
So... I've done the meta comments thing and still don't have my horn.
 
@Ste It was horrible when I went through there, south to north. Whose brilliancy was it to make the toll boths on the exit side, so that you have to sit there and breathe fumes for half an hour?
 
@MrHen Did you get 2 upvotes on 5 comments?
 
4:06 PM
@KitFox I need late answers and/or reopens. You can have any low qualities that pop up.
 
Next year for Winterbash they should hand out wigs, like Nokia does
 
@KitFox Ah, this one only has 1
Points and points and points. — MrHen 40 mins ago
 
@MrHen now two
 
I need 3 more votes across two answers for Full House hat. This one and this one.
 
I feel like awarding a bounty. anyone have any answers somewhere that need one?
 
4:08 PM
@Marthaª Deal.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 WTF? A tablet for rednecks?
 
Ste
@Robusto - Yes it was awful. Still only got booths on the North side now but the traffic flow is much better.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Get some IG-88s on it!
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 What do you mean? Just an answer that's really good?
 
Oh! Never mind @Marthaª, I just got my Robocop.
 
Ste
Relive your finest TyneTunnel moment!
 
4:10 PM
Should be good for Full House.
 
@Marthaª I also need late answers and/or reopens
We should go reopen something... but all of the recently closed questions really should be closed. :P
 
@Ste Oh, gawd.
 
@MrHen yeah, I'd like to award the bounty to some answer that deserves some points
@KitFox what? how!?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I'm proudest of this answer of mine:
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A: Is the "-b" to be pronounced in the word "limb"? What about "thumb"? "Crumb"?

MrHenAll of the words you provide (limb, thumb, crumb) are listed in my local dictionary without a b sound. Things seem basically the same with suffixes (i.e. thumbed has no b sound). Crumbled is is a completely different word and receives the pronunciation typical for "mble": thimble, tremble, fumbl...

 
@RegDwigнt Do I? Oh yes! Must have been the on-hold that didn't count
 
Ste
4:12 PM
Why does my pic in chat not have on a hat?
 
@Ste Good question. Is it windy where you are?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I must have miscounted.
 
Ste
@Marthaª - Just from the desk fan.
 
@MrHen Look again. It's 28 now. :)
 
@MrHen That's dumb.
+1
> The "b" in each word appeared later (mid-15c for crumb and 16c for crumble). Given the typical pronunciation of the "mb" and "mble" it isn't surprising that these words are treated the same. Why they received a "b" at all is a little vague from the notes in the above link.
 
4:15 PM
There's a bounty on that Q now.
 
@MrHen This bit is not entirely clear.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Oh, dear. Where could that have come from?
English dumb = Dutch dom.
 
@Cerberus How can I make it more clear?
 
@Cerberus from my desire to reward people for posting quality answers. And also for my hat greed.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Gee, I wonder which motive was stronger...
 
The belief that hyper-parenting does more harm than good is supported. wrong?
They are being involved to help their child be successful.
 
4:16 PM
@IceGirl There have been studies done.
 
@MrHen By "treated the same", you mean "received a b" rather than "had a silent b", right?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 this one. But I guess you've looked it up already.
 
Wah, someone spoiled my Archaeologist hat by up-voting the original answer! I was right there. I could taste it.
 
@Hugo and you seem to be the first and only one.
 
The belief that hyper-parenting does more harm than good is supported. wrong?
They are being involved to help their child be successful.
 
4:18 PM
@Cerberus Hrm, I have no idea. I wrote that so long ago...
 
@Cerberus I it new it was going to receive a b it wouldn't have taken the course.
 
@Marthaª Evidently it mitre not be down at all, though that's what I toque it for.
 
0
A: A/an hypothesis?

Barrie England‘H’ represents a vowel sound, so we would expect ‘a hypothesis’, and that is what many say and write. However, where the stress in a word beginning with a sounded /h/ is on the second or subsequent syllable, some native speakers precede the word with ‘an’ rather than ‘a’, so you will also see and...

 
> English dumb = Dutch dom
climb = klim
thumb = duim
timber = timmer
crumb(le) = kruimel
lamb = lam
 
Nice typo from Barrie.
 
4:20 PM
@MrHen Ah, then I am not the only one...
 
@RegDwigнt Isn't that question a dupe?
 
@MετάEd THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! And just for good measure, THWACK!
 
@Marthaª Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! I'd eat my hat if I had a hat to eat ... and some chapeautle sauce.
 
@Robusto I dunno, do the previous 37 count?
 
@Robusto Are you saying God punished the holy lam?
 
4:21 PM
49
Q: When should I use "a" versus "an" in front of a word beginning with the letter h?

crowleywilsonA basic grammar rule is to use an instead of a before a vowel sound. Given that historic is not pronounced with a silent h, I use “a historic”. Is this correct? What about heroic? Should be “It was a heroic act” or “It was an heroic act”? I remember reading somewhere that the h is sometimes sile...

 
@Cerberus I think what I meant was just, "The mb and mble in this word are pronounced as you would expect."
 
Cast your votes. Especially those who still need a hat for closing.
 
Just curious, at what time the voting quota will be reset? GMT midnight? or Local time midnight?
 
@RegDwigнt I'm guessing they do.
 
@RegDwigнt why isn't that closed with fire?
 
4:22 PM
@MετάEd You don't learn, do you? But don't go eating any of your hats, we want to climb the leaderboard, not descend it.
 
@RegDwigнt Do we need to get 5 votes in each queue in a day? Or just throughout the bash?
 
@RegDwigнt You have OVER 9000 tabs open, can you point to one?
 
@MrHen throughout.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 because hats.
The answer to all questions these days is "because hats".
You should know better than to ask.
 
there's a hat for closing with fire
 
There's a hat for undeleting, too.
Or reopening.
 
4:24 PM
How about redeleting or unopening?
 
How about refining oil?
 
@RegDwigнt BANG!
 
Oh... my... Tori Spelling... — did Cerberus just voluntarily get a hat?
 
He needs three hats for three heads. Otherwise the other heads will be jealous, or contemptuous, or both.
 
If someone answers this and gets a vote, they'll get a hat, one way or another
 
4:28 PM
@Robusto So you're saying its a shoo-in for Johnny Three Hats?
 
@MrHen It oughta be.
 
@Robusto but that has been brought up many times before. There is a three-hat hat specifically for him.
 
You and your "many times before" . . . What does it matter if someone said it before if I say it better? preens like Oscar Wilde
 
When I click the header on the main page, I get a "no site configured at this address" error. Does anybody else?
 
Was the way you clicked it nice or rude?
 
4:30 PM
23
Q: What are these symbols called in the English language?

Django ReinhardtYou see these all the time in movies, usually when some poor guy has been wrongly imprisoned and begins counting the days since his incarceration, but what are these markings called? I used to know, but I've forgotten and now it's really bugging me.

Two upvotes for a hat he doesn't have.
 
@robusto: Nice the first time, but getting ruder.
 
So I was just looking at the leaderboards and going "WTF all these people are from ELU!" And then I realized I was looking at the ELU leaderboard.
More beer for this man.
BRB
 
I'm trying to think of the word for the ancient Welsh or Celtic writing system . . .
 
@Robusto Weltic.
 
Where's @tchrist when I need him?
 
4:32 PM
Runes.
You mean runes.
 
My brain keeps trying to give me Mabinogion, but that's not it.
It's not runes, either.
 
@Robusto ogham.
 
@RegDwigнt That's a bingo.
And it's Irish, not Welsh. But Celtic, nonetheless.
I hate when words try to hide behind other words in my memory.
 
Throw away all words but one. No more hiding.
 
Why one? What's special about that word?
 
4:35 PM
Nov 22 at 19:24, by RegDwigнt
Did you know that every second word in Russian is a euphemism for "drink all things now"? The rest being euphemisms for "your", "mother", or some combination thereof.
@Robusto the special thing about that word is that it can mean anything at all, once you've thrown away all the others. If that's not special, then special has no meaning. (And it doesn't. That meaning is had by one.)
 
Ugh, get that thing off me!
 
@RegDwigнt One one one one one. One one. One one one. One?
 
@Cerberus Face huggers again?
@Robusto One...
 
One? One?
One, one.
 
@Robusto ZERO
 
4:37 PM
Not the huggers, thank God.
It is a....thing on one of my heads.
 
I just checked if Rob was a Rob-ot.
 
Ot.
 
@RegDwigнt Я сегодня не работаю.
 
@Robusto That is exactly the amount of letters needed.
 
Sorry.
I got carried away.
 
4:39 PM
Yeah \r can be a nuisance.
 
I pronounce the b in limbic, Thumbelina, and crumble. I used to keep silent about that, but not anymore. — Robusto May 17 '11 at 1:45
I was going to make that exact same comment, but then saw I already had.
2
 
So @bib is on the site posting on closed questions. And yet he isn't in chat getting a hat.
A scandal of propic eportions.
@Robusto two times the same comment qualifies for an answer.
The linguistic Latin term for that is the homo promo.
 
@RegDwigнt You're talking about the Gay Pride parade? If so, wouldn't homo promenade be more appropriate? Or at least higher-class.
 
It would be more longer. I understand that on said parade that's a virtue, but.
Pizza in just 16 minutes.
OMG I will be eating so hard.
 
be careful of 16-minute pizza.
 
4:47 PM
I will.
 
roof of mouth burns and such.
 
Dec 17 at 10:46, by Robusto
Stupid hot pizza. I burned the roof of my mouth last night and it's annoying.
 
We don't have that American nonsense. We have proper pizza. It burns everything.
Down the house.
@MrHen why oh why does only one of the images have an alpha channel?
 
once the roof is burned, the pizzagasm fades.
 
But you eat it even though it hurts.
 
4:50 PM
We don't need no pizza let the mofo burn.
 
@RegDwigнt Because I had to flip it manually and reupload it. Not sure why it killed the alpha channel but it bugs me too.
 
Just eat pizza cold.
 
Feel free to fix it.
 
@MrHen we can fix it later for a bump.
 
@RegDwigнt Sounds good.
I'm sort of expecting at least one person to note the symbolic difference between the two...
 
4:51 PM
what's worse is when you eat crunchy bread and it shreds your mouth.
 
I need two measly upvotes to get the black top hat (rather than this gray one). Count 'em, two. Sniff.
 
@Marthaª already done. :P
 
One is Satan, the other is Communism. You've come to the right site to ask, as most Americans don't know the difference.
 
@RegDwigнt Yep. I also believe point-up is used in much of paganism.
 
@Marthaª I'd vote for that answer, but I already did.
 
4:54 PM
@Marthaª I promoted that question earlier today. I think you were at 97 then.
You'll get there alright.
 
@RegDwigнt But I want to get there now!! Hmph!
 
Such are first-world problems.
Oh wait, you're in the second world.
 
@Marthaª Done
 
The hat is in another castle.
Jasper to the rescue! OMG.
 
So... can we whack this question, or what?
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Q: What does "trollpoking" mean?

hus787The edit summary here says: cleaned up a bit, removed the trollpoking. I'm certain removing trollpoking is referring to the removal of: This answer is going to be deleted as off-topic, isn't it? ^_^ and I know what troll(ing) is. But what does trollpoking mean?

 
4:56 PM
Jasper just saved the day. Jasper. The day. Saved.
Give him a Mariah hat.
 
I'm not sure that word is used anywhere else.
 
@RegDwigнt lolwhut?
 
@KitFox he got Martha gold and a hat.
 
@KitFox I helped to give Martha a hat.
Jinx.
 
Yay!
 
4:57 PM
Google Image Search for "mariah coke".
Not sure where the coke comes in.
 
Yeah, what coke?
 
9
Q: How can I practice pronouncing "Coke" so it is not mistaken for another word?

sergI always fear my conversation sounds like this: — What would you like to drink, sir? — I will take some cock, thanks. — ROFL. Any tips on how to pronounce Coke so it is not mistaken for anything? :)

This coke, I can only guess.
 
2
A: What do you call snow that has collected between a car body and the tire?

KitFoxI just posted my own question about the term we use. I can't believe I missed your question! In New England (in Maine anyway), we call these snow goblins.

Just saying.
 
I can't upvote you twice, darleen.
And I had to wait for a day the first time round because I was out of votes.
 
Thx.
 
5:00 PM
Hm. I guess bib doesn't like warm hats.
Still isn't here.
Is anyone running a bounty for nohat yet?
OMG there's kosmo.
 
@Kosmo!
 
Where's the seven-layer dip.
 
My ears are burning lately...
2
 
I swear it was here earlier today.
 
Give that guy some hats!
 
5:01 PM
@Kosmonaut sorry, that must be my swearing.
@Kosmonaut we got you the Jeff Atwood hat. Please tell us how proud you are of us.
You can now wear him.
 
Ick.
 
That'll do.
 
Keep him talking.
 
@JasperLoy Thank you!!!
 
It's Kosmic justice.
 
5:02 PM
@Kosmo! how is the baby doing?
 
How's the wee bairn? Do you have a second one yet?
Jinx!
 
(Now I just have to wait until the system wakes up long enough to realize I'm due a shiny gold badge.)
 
> GCHQ and NSA deny conducting industrial espionage, despite spying on the E. anti-trust Commissioner Almunia (who fined Microsoft and Intel), French industrial conglomerate Thales, several German government agencies...
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 He is doing great, he's in the terrible twos now though.
 
IIRC, he's not a baby anymore. Over a year now, right?
Ha! I am awesome.
 
5:03 PM
Kit is sloooow.
 
@Kosmonaut Greetings!
 
@KitFox Second one is due at the end of February
 
I'm eating.
 
@Cerberus Yo.
 
5:03 PM
@KitFox I'll allow that.
 
The circle has returned to its origin!
Origin™.
 
@Kosmonaut srsly?
 
Hey! It's a Kosmonaut!
 
@Kosmonaut My eldest was Feb 28th. Great time for a birthday.
 
Congrats and all.
 
5:04 PM
@Kosmonaut Wow, already.
 
Yep, really having a second one
 
So the Kosmos has been busy creating new Nauts.
 
@KitFox woo, lucky, that was a leap year, right?
 
End of Feb is kind of a rough time for a birthday for me
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Yep.
 
5:05 PM
@Kosmonaut Some people never learn?
 
@Kosmonaut Bad dates?
 
A rough time?
 
@Cerberus don't you call his babies noughts.
 
Two of my sisters have a birthday 2/23, my wife is 2/24, my dad is 2/27 and my older sister is 3/1
So it is a bit crowded.
 
I have that in the first week of March.
 
5:05 PM
@RegDwigнt Eh he can pronounce them /naʊts/?
 
@KitFox I see what you did there
 
giggles, blushes
 
@Kosmonaut All families have that, just at different times. We're all crowded in January, and my brother-in-law's family is all May.
 
@Kosmonaut A big shared birthday party can be a solution for adults. I do that every year with a friend.
We, too, are crowded around the end of Februrary.
 
Or just skip the adults now that you have kids.
We do.
 
5:06 PM
@Cerberus Sadly they live in totally different places across the US.
 
smacks intrusive r
@Kosmonaut Oh! I see. A Skype party, then...
 
@Cerberus Now that's an idea.
 
You could all move to Amsterdam so our lives could all be one big party?
 
Oh. Intrusive r. You think Kosmo wants in on that?
 
@Cerberus I read that as "Oh rye see".
 
5:07 PM
@RegDwigнt Touché, h's don't count as consonants...
 
12
Q: Non-rhotic dialects and intrusive r

KitFoxI am from New England (northeastern US) and it's my understanding that we have a non-rhotic dialect in this region, which is unusual compared to the rest of the US. It is common to drop the final r in a word, and that is the most singular feature of the dialect, as Tom Bosley's character in Murd...

 
Get in on it for a hat!
I'm holding off on the award until we get more people on it.
 
I might also say drawring room, although I have to admit I rarely use the word outside Downton Abbey talk...
But Februrary is nice, because it already has two r's.
 
Ste
My tumbleweed hat question has tumbled nicely so far!
Someone will probably comment on it on the 7th day.
 
Here on Long Island the locals don't know the difference between "drawer" and "draw"
 
5:10 PM
Up in Maine, we don't either.
 
So in Vienna there is the Ringstrasse which is a ring road around the city. The various segments are named after local features, e.g. Opernring which is named after the Opera. I stayed on Parkring, and the whole time I kept wondering where the parking was. Damn intrusive r.
 
I had the damnedest time saying 'rural' as a kid too.
 
@MrHen your latest one might be a dupe, though impossible to search for.
 
Here we know the difference between flour and flower, for the former is pronounced as fla.
 
And here we go. Pizza!
I vaguely remember that the last time @Kosmonaut was here I had pizza, too.
Kosmo brings the pizza. From space.
 
5:12 PM
Rural Juror
 
I don't speak Portuguese, sorry.
 
@RegDwigнt Yeah, I wasn't exactly sure how to find it if it was.
 
@MrHen I think the name of that way is "no".
I for one do not volunteer.
Perhaps in the tag.
Wevs. Pizza!
BBL
 
later
 
7
Q: Name and origin of writing with period after each word

Laurent PireynIt may be limited to the web ecosystem, but I've read a lot of those sentences lately, where each word is followed by a period. Examples: Oh. My. God. Best. Job. Ever. No. F***ing. Way. Putting each word on its own hints the readers should give their full attention to each and ev...

searched for "comic book guy"
 
5:14 PM
I just submitted an edit but I am not too sure about it.
 
@MattЭллен Crap, no good answer on that question.
I actually have an appropriate answer for this.
 
Hi
Can butt in be used in an office email?
Like Sorry to butt in. Bla bla bla
 
Yes.
 
@Noah You'd probably be better off with "Sorry to interrupt, but..."
 
5:18 PM
@Marthaª So you think it;s a bit rude?
 
I secretly hoping I could get a self-answer for this one. You people and your good memory.
 
Nothing stopping you.
 
@MrHen Hey, it's not closed yet. Post an answer quick, and you may get both Chuck Yeager and the self-answer one.
 
@KitFox I just answered on the original question instead.
@Marthaª I already have Chuck Yeager
I need more questions anyway to get the bunny ears.
 
@MrHen Eh, you're too responsible.
 
bib
5:20 PM
@RegDwigнt I'm not in chat or noticing that questions are closed or reading them all the way thru because I'm too busy trying to slam in answers in hopes that I can beat Barrie to the punch
2
 
My title was better, too. :P
 
He has all the answers, and he just pastes them in. there's no chance.
 
I got an upvote on an answer on StackOverflow! That never happens!
 
he's formulated them in every possible context. it's a master work.
 
@bib You should aim for 100k then.
 
5:22 PM
Hey now; who downvoted my "staccato" answer?
 
bib
@JasperLoy I'm already too old for that to be likely
 
@KitFox One thing that might be worth checking is XYZ vs. one thing that might be worth checking out is XYZ
 
Uh. OK. Thanks.
 
What is the difference between the two? And which is better to use
 
@MrHen I did not downvote but I am not sure staccato is right.
 
5:24 PM
@JasperLoy Why are you not sure?
 
@MrHen Because it seems that staccato is a term reserved for music.
 
@JasperLoy Ah, let me add the dictionary definition to the answer. That may help.
 
@Noah Check and check out mean different things, methinks.
Check his work / Check out his work
The first means you are checking for errors, while the second means it is so interesting you have to look at it.
 
You mean examine and look at?
 
5:27 PM
is this pen still made>
i'm dying for one.
 
@Noah Better check the dictionary (not check out the dictionary).
 
@tylerharms Haven't seen them in a while. As I recall, they were lovely, until you got one that leaked.
 
@JasperLoy There, does that edit help?
 
i new from $79.85. Perfect!
To be fair, it's for 12.
Alas. THey were the best. blood and all.
 
Hello christmas list.
 
@MrHen Yes, it helps, though I still don't know the real term for such speech. It may apply but may not be the canonical term.
 
@Marthaª I do learn. I've just lately learned that you love^h^h^h^hhate bad puns. It's kind ofedorable.
 
@JasperLoy That's partly why my original question was focusing on the written style.
Technically, the simplest answer would be "punctuated speech."
 
@Marthaª And if you count carefully you'll find six hats in my last comment.
 
5:34 PM
They only have to come to this chat to know we are cheating for hats!
 
@MετάEd 4 of these: ^, one "hat" in "hate", and you tried really hard to put a fedora in there.
 
@Marthaª And I suppose there's the implicit one. Because you can't spell chat without hat.
 
@bib hm. Are you playing a game of your own or what's the idea behind beating Barrie?
Or do you even mean you want to get to the sweet #1 spot?
 
He cannot beat Barrie.
Barrie has one thing and that's persistence.
 
@Marthaª It can't help that I've recently been re-reading Callahan's Crosstime Saloon.
 
5:42 PM
Barrie is a machine. You cannot win.
 
Anonymous
@MrHen I like it. I gave you an upvote.
 
Wait, a "Hi Ho Silver" badge? Don't you think they mean "Hiyo Silver" instead? Silver was a horse, not a dwarf.
 
@Robusto You are the only hope to defeat him, lol.
 
@JasperLoy No. I have been retired for nearly a year. And, except for hat season, I have always had some sense of shame about what answers I will post and what questions I will answer. The Terminator has no such feelings.
I rest my case.
 
@Robusto Hi Ho Mithril would work.
 
5:49 PM
Yes.
 
bib
Beating Barrie even once is an honor (note the silent h) that elevates one into the pantheon of the mighty linguists.
 
@bib Why note the h, lol.
 
@bib Or at least the cunning ones.
 
Sep 14 at 14:13, by Robusto
@tchrist For the record, I played it and won it as long as it interested me to do so. Two and a half years holding a meaningless "championship" is quite enough, especially since there ain't no money in it. Also note that the current title holder has answered 50% more questions than I ever did. Magno conatu magnas nugas!
 
bib
@JasperLoy In a shameless promotion of my recent answer to a duplicate question about indefinite articles.
 
5:54 PM
@bib He often gives very short answers that are very easy to beat...
 
bib
My ungrateful relatives are silently calling for me to put down the keyboard and get back to wrapping their gifts. I pass the conch to whomever ...
 
Have fun!
You are absolved.
 
@JasperLoy The h is abhominable and should be abholished.
 
*alcoholised
 

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