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> “A girl’s best friend is her mutter.”
> “Don’t keep all your eggs in one bastard.”
> “Scratch a lover, and find a foe.”
> “If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
> “Always store beer in a dark place.”
> “Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.”
> “Beauty is not diminished by being shared.”
> “Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.”
> “Cheops' Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.”
> “Does history record any case in which the majority was right?”
> “Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.”
> “Goodness without wisdom always accomplished evil.”
> “If it can’t be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion.”
> “I never learned from a man who agreed with me.”
> “It is better to copulate than never.”
> “Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse.”
> “A monarch’s neck should always have a noose around it. It keeps him upright.”
> “Natural laws have no pity.”
> “Never insult anyone by accident.”
> “Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.”
> “The plural of spouse is spice.”
> “A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.”
> “Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.”
> “Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.”
> “There is only one way to console a widow. But remember the risk.”
> “Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs.“
> “Never create a file named -rf”
> “There ain't nothin' in this world that's worth being a snot over.”
> “I'd put my money where my mouth is, but my mouth keeps moving.”
> “The computer should be doing the hard work. That's what it's paid to do, after all.”
> “The random quantum fluctuations of my brain are historical accidents that happen to have decided that the concepts of dynamic scoping and lexical scoping are orthogonal and should remain that way.”
> “I don't think it's worth washing hogs over.”
English Language & Usage: Multi-Layer…
English Language & Usage: Multi-Layer…