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2:00 PM
skill is talking to himself
 
He who pays the piper calls puff the dragon.
 
:(
Thanks pal
 
@terdon Who is that crocodile on the right supposed to be?
Not Lagarde, I hope?
The middle one is obviously Schäuble.
 
Rob is answering dupes.
Rob has too much time.
 
2:02 PM
Oh, dear.
 
Someone send a subcontinent to Rob, he's bored.
 
He swore an oath when he reached 100k.
 
And kept swearing ever since.
 
So very expletive.
Never above explaining things in new answers.
 
Whisper words of wisdom, expletive be.
 
2:04 PM
Whisper words of obscenity.
Why did we make the same typo?
 
I never read Sense and Obscenity.
 
You should.
 
@Cerberus because God saw that it was good.
 
A great depiction of English country sex life.
Then why did God make us correct it?
 
I... am not... entirely sure... I want English country sex life be depicted to me.
 
2:05 PM
And why did God make Auschwitz?
 
Nice segway.
golf clap
 
@RegDwigнt That's not what those files on your hard drive are saying.
Oh, it was just research. I see.
 
On the Internet, nobody knows that you do not store porn on your hard drive at work.
 
@RegDwigнt That was before my time.
 
did they fire you because of porn ?
 
2:07 PM
On the Internet, people contract viruses that expose their lives to the world.
No, they tarred him because of fun.
 
And then they gzipped him.
And it was at that point that even the NSA couldn't tell that it was porn.
 
They tarred him and covered with feather
 
Hey cool Justyna is following.
We've found the correct amount of insanity for her: Cerberus.
 
claps metaphorical hands
 
Paws.
Puhlees.
 
2:09 PM
Why does she need even more insanity?
 
No, not more.
 
Less?
 
That's not what "right" means.
 
I lessen people's insanity?
That's new.
 
I'm not insane
 
2:10 PM
It's virtual insanity.
 
And could you please please stop making me that ?
 
In just seven days I can make you a man.
 
virtual insanity... I've never heard of
how would you do that ?
 
¿Jamiro—qué?
 
Gotta go get my computer checked. laterz
 
2:14 PM
Check yo head before you break yo head.
I will have checked the mutability of commies by the time you return, so that's a cu tomorrow from me.
 
@Cerberus Only some people. You increase mine.
 
Later guys :-)
It was fun
Thanks for the chat.
 
Someone gave you a chat?
Please give it back when you're done with it.
 
2:29 PM
Yes sir.
 
Also, if it's not in good condition you will be charged a cleaning fee.
 
Ok
But
30 mins ago, by Justyna Nogala
skill is talking to himself
 
you were
for a shot period of time
 
@skillpatrol pats skillpatrol... -- Later, pal. :-)
 
2:32 PM
Who shot skill patrol?
 
@Robusto do you mean everybody has to say "good bye" when leavs/.?
 
I do not mean that.
In fact, I never mean that.
 
@DamkerngT. see ya buddy :D
 
:22666464
 
@Robusto I didn't know that was possible.
 
2:33 PM
Someone gave you a chat?

Please give it back when you're done with it.
 
@JustynaNogala Why do you keep adding periods and slashes to your messages?
@JustynaNogala That was a joke. A play on words.
 
Oh
I misunderstood it
 
Yeah, why?
 
If you ever get to understand English well, you'll take another look at this chat and see a lot of things that went right by you in the beginning.
Kind of like looking at the universe through x-ray photography.
For now you are not able to pee in the tall grass with the big dogs.
@Cerberus How could you not know that?
 
Wish me success
 
2:37 PM
Good luck.
 
@Robusto Because I thought you had already maxed out.
 
@Cerberus What does "Bene dixisti" mean? "You said well" or "Well, you said it"? -- BTW, hello!
 
to pee in the tall grass with the big dogs.
haha
 
@DamkerngT. The former.
 
@Cerberus Thanks!
 
2:39 PM
The other well is a discourse marker that Latin would not express that way.
 
You didn't really say this
did ya?
 
@Cerberus Not all the way. Close, though.
 
> You spoke well.
 
I like to be here but some of you just would like to get rid of me
 
@JustynaNogala It's a matter of public record, so it would be disingenuous of me to deny it.
 
2:40 PM
yeah
learn the language than come back
just say it
 
@JustynaNogala I could get rid of you by clicking a link. Yet here you still are.
 
Oh thank You my lord
what a pleasure
 
But here is some free advice: be a little less insistent and grow a thicker skin.
 
very kind of you that you let me stay here
 
It is not kindness. It is tolerance. Which you seem intent on testing the limits of.
 
2:44 PM
> The parliament has listened to the more than half a million people who have joined me in criticising this proposal. As a result, most Europeans will continue to be able to post selfies online and view photos of famous buildings on Wikipedia unencumbered by copyright.
Yay!
 
Am I insistent?
I never insist on your answering
 
@JustynaNogala What he meant was pressing the Ignore button. You can choose to Ignore anyone here.
 
I'm a room owner, I could also mute-kick her.
Yet I don't.
Jun 28 at 12:11, by Robusto
I've never booted anyone from this chat. Never even been tempted, even when people are sorely vexing me.
 
Yes, I know you wouldn't.
Just as you know I wouldn't.
Freedom of speech is important.
> Parliament today also rejected a renewed attempt from German conservative MEPs to pave the way for an ancillary copyright for press publishers. This should be the final blow to the idea of introducing at the European level a law to cross-finance news publishers which has already failed spectacularly in Germany and Spain.
More good news from Brussels.
 
@Cerberus Too bad that I didn't in my case, I didn't even know that I could.
 
@DamkerngT. You didn't do what?
When?
 
Mute-kick. A couple months ago, I think.
 
I'm sure you know you can always put people on Ignore and cease to be bothered by whatever they're saying.
 
Ignore is another thing. Mute-kick is for a room owner.
And nobody was vexing me, even, at least not at first.
 
> Ben Butley: You know how it exhausts me to teach books I haven't read.
 
2:51 PM
I recommend always using Ignore, unless you're dealing with a spammer.
 
nods -- That's good advice. I learned about mute-kicking from another mod after he reviewed the chat log.
 
Estoy un propietario de esta sala.
@DamkerngT. I think someone complained about getting the mute-boot from you.
 
Estoy un devorador de salsa
 
@Robusto I'm sure that the events you were told are not very accurate.
 
@MattE.Эллен Yo tambien.
 
2:58 PM
Why not soy?
 
delivery van came, but it's not for me :(
@Cerberus I was copying Robusto
 
Then whom did they come to pick up?
 
@Cerberus Because positions of power are transitory?
 
@MattE.Эллен Then he bears full responsibility for this choice!
 
I can take the weight.
Atlas, at last.
 
2:59 PM
@Robusto Even though it is firmly connected with your account and will probably remain so for a very long, indeterminate time?
 
@Cerberus A number of people could remove me. You, for one.
I'm kind of a fatalist.
Just as I could remove you. But I don't.
 
Cerberus is an owner too
you can remove each other
 
That's what I'm talking about.
I made him an owner.
Also tchrist.
 
so you did wrong
He can get out of control
 
They are both long-standing, well respected members of the community.
And I have never seen either one get out of control.
 
3:04 PM
This community is rather small
There are 14 people now here
4 of them are the owners
 
We are legion. Just not right now.
Hey, if we ain't big enough for ya, there are plenty of other rooms.
 
I didn't say that
 
@Robusto But that is very unlikely.
 
I'm getting used to
minute by minute
the other rooms are empty ;(
 
@JustynaNogala MUWAHAHAHA WHO SAYS I AM NOT OUT OF CONTROL ALREADY HEEHEEHEEHEE
 
3:08 PM

 The Bridge

General Arqade Chat. We tried to leave once, but the door lock...
always people to talk to there
 
I would say @RegDwigнt is
but do not tell him that
 
@Cerberus Please. Don't be saucy.
 
<is saucy>
 
don't tell @Reg that he is? I think he knows he is
he said it earlier
 
He is saucy too.
 
3:09 PM
We all know that we are all out of control.
 
Being in control is overrated.
 
2 hours ago, by RegDwigнt
I am but I do not think.
he admits to being right there
 
He's evil
 
OMG Reg speaks through Matt.
 
see?
He does have evil powers too
 
3:13 PM
There was a point where Me and Kit were Reg's puppets, and Reg was Kit's puppet
 
So let's get it straight
Who does pull the strings here?
 
ain't no strings on me
 
besides Robusto
He said he made you
 
I'm a made man?
 
and he can destroy you in case you go insane
apparently, you are
 
3:15 PM
Interesting. I think my coat of blue protects me
 
I want that coat
gimme the coat
 
You have to work hard for a blue coat
 
does it grant immunity to reg's sense of humor?
 
I want that coat now!
 
3:18 PM
@JustynaNogala No. Matt made me.
I made Cerberus and tchrist.
 
Oh
my mistake
 
@JustynaNogala We have learned to endure that. You get used to it after a while.
 
@Robusto That's my goal
for the time being Reg seems kinda obscure to me
 
Like an old sage
 
Not a sage
a bookworm
 
3:27 PM
That is not my image of him.
 
and smartass
 
Feb 17 '11 at 18:55, by Robusto
I sometimes wonder if you could pass a Turing test, @RegDwight. I'm just saying ...
But it's all good here. Everyone has their peccadilloes. And armadilloes, probably.
 
peccadiolloes and armadilloes
I cant even pronounce these word
not to mention what do they mean -__-
there we go "A relatively minor fault or sin"
 
3:46 PM
what is a turing test?
 
The Turing test is a test of a machine's ability to exhibit intelligent behavior equivalent to, or indistinguishable from, that of a human. Alan Turing proposed that a human evaluator would judge natural language conversations between a human and a machine that is designed to generate human-like responses. The evaluator would be aware that one of the two partners in conversation is a machine, and all participants would be separated from one another. The conversation would be limited to a text-only channel such as a computer keyboard and screen so that the result would not be dependent on the machine...
 
do you know anyone who passes that?
 
I hope I do.
 
hmm, yea, maybe you do
but you are special
 
God's special little snowflake?
 
3:51 PM
maybe more like a flower?
 
That was a reference to Fight Club.
 
whooshed me
I have only seen it once when it was new
 
Tyler Durden: Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
 Tyler Durden: Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?

Narrator: No, no, I... don't...

Tyler Durden: Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.

Narrator: It isn't?

Tyler Durden: We don't need him!
 
gah, deadlock bug
 
do you guys play RPG's?
 
3:57 PM
Sure.
 
which one?
 
Many.
 
how many?
 
I've played the Elder Scrolls, incl. Skyrim, Baldur's Gate, Icewind Dale, Neverwinter Nights, World of Warcraft, Assassins Creed, The Witcher 1 & 2 and I have acquired 3, the DragonAge series . . . too many to remember them all.
 
i was just being dikk
 
4:00 PM
Oh, and let's not forget Fallout 3 and Fallout: New Vegas.
Oh oh oh, and the best of them all: The Last of Us: Remastered.
 
I do love The Elder Scrolls III and Fallout series
 
So, yeah, I play RPGs.
@JustynaNogala Do you have a PS4? If you do, try The Last of Us: Remastered.
 
I have only heard of world of warcraft in that list
 
lol
So you missed the best games of their times
 
The Witcher series is Polish, isn't it?
 
4:02 PM
@Robusto No I don't I got only a notebook
which does not meet the requirements of current games
yes it is
 
Oh, and Far Cry 3 and Far Cry 4 are both wonderful RPGs.
Kinda FPS/RPG games.
 
The Witcher was a character made by Andzej Sapkowski
a Polish fantasy writer
I love Fallout
 
Did you ever try Bioshock?
 
I was probably the only girl who beat this game amongst my friends in elementary school
ahhaha
 
Bioshock?
 
4:08 PM
no
 
Fallout?
 
yes
I did give Bioshock a try
 
Fallout is one of my top 5 games ever.
 
They called me a "pip-girl" :D
 
Ha, good one.
A pip girl with a PipBoy.
 
4:12 PM
something like that
 
I did all the DLC on that game. Was great.
I played through Fallout: New Vegas and didn't like it as well. I got all the way to the end and I couldn't finish the final battle, even knocking the playing strength down from Difficult to Easy.
There were some skills I needed in my skill tree that were essential to finishing the game. I wish someone had warned me about that. All in all, not the greatest experience.
 
what are the DLC?
 
Downloadable content.
Expansion packs, mainly.
 
well, You were the one who was creating add-ons and plugins right?
 
No.
Anyway, gotta meet some friends for lunch. TTYL.
 
4:17 PM
later.
 
Later pal
 

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