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2:00 PM
Il y a des autres.
 
@terdon Oh OK.
 
!!wiki pina colada
 
@MattЭллен The Wikipedia contains no knowledge of such a thing
 
Whatever happened to PC = Program Counter, SP = Stack Pointer?
 
The piña colada (, pineapple + , strained) is a sweet, rum-based cocktail made with rum, cream of coconut, and pineapple juice, usually served either blended or shaken with ice. It may be garnished with a pineapple wedge, a maraschino cherry or both. The piña colada has been the official beverage of Puerto Rico since 1978. Origin The name Piña Colada literally means strained pineapple, a reference to the freshly pressed and strained pineapple juice used in the drink's preparation. Three Puerto Rican bartenders contest the ownership of their national drink. Ramón 'Monchito' Marrero Pér...
 
2:00 PM
@matt lol
 
@MattЭллен You want piña colada
suppresses song
 
@tchrist Nah, I'm OK, thanks. I'll have some whisky later
 
!!youtube wasting away in margarita ville
 
giggle:
 
2:03 PM
@JohanLarsson Haha like what?
 
@Cerberus too lazy to try to find an example, it was meant as 86% joke also :)
 
Speaking of misogyny, who wants to toss in a couple more delete votes here?
 
@JohanLarsson Heh I thought so.
 
user116848
@skullpatrol What does !! mean here in chat at the start of a sentence??
 
2:04 PM
 
@Arrowfar The bang-bang summons Maxwell’s Silver Hammer, or repeats the last command in bash and csh.
 
@arrowfar it means you are asking the bot to find something
 
!!xkcd 1383
 
Oh, the xkcd functions work on Jarvis? Nice.
 
2:06 PM
Then you get the alt-text.
 
user116848
@skullpatrol What bot?
 
Cool
 
@Arrowfar Jarvis is a chatbot.
 
I can see that deep cultural references find no purchase here.
 
Also, this is necessary for those of us who are not linguists:
 
user116848
2:07 PM
:D
 
@terdon By the way, if you post the direct link to the page, not the image, it will one-box.
 
@tchrist Are you referencing Raising Arizona?
 
@KitFox Naw, just the Beatles and other assorted Unix.
 
@kitfox what happened to my honey KitSox?
 
@tchrist if it makes you feel better I got both references.
 
2:08 PM
Small graces are still welcome ones.
 
@skullpatrol The name was confusing to new users.
 
Icic
 
@tchrist facepalm
 
Why not call it ELUchatbot @kitfox?
 
2:11 PM
And yes, that has bearing on the Jez conversation.
Maybe even baring.
 
Certainly boring.
 
Wow, an actual 13yo boy?
Amazing.
 
@Cerberus Nah, it's almost certainly actually an AI.
 
13 is the new 16
 
No real boy that age would have passed.
 
2:13 PM
@terdon Oh, phew.
Yeah, it seemed incredible.
Or was, rather.
 
@terdon Yes, Geppetto.
 
@tchrist He was an old man, of course he'd pass.
 
@skullpatrol Because that's not a fun cultural reference.
 
Ask Jeeves.
 
OH! I get it now
 
2:17 PM
Who?
 
!!wiki J.A.R.V.I.S.
 
Edwin Jarvis is a supporting character in the Marvel Comics titles, The Avengers, Iron Man, and Spider-Man. He is the loyal household butler of Tony Stark, the billionaire playboy inventor who dons a suit of high-tech armor as the superhero Iron Man. Since the 1990s, the character has appeared heavily in media adaptations of Iron Man and Avengers stories, and is commonly reimagined as J.A.R.V.I.S., not a butler but an artificial intelligence which assists the superhero Iron Man. In Marvel Cinematic Universe live action movies, J.A.R.V.I.S. is voiced by Paul Bettany. Publication history...
 
Presumably.
 
Lame^
 
you're such a jock
 
2:19 PM
@KitFox is that the reference? I don't know any other pop culture Jarvises.
 
We should start a contest to name the chat bot
 
What’s with all the downvotes on the election questionnaire page? I mean, only Grace’s post is free of them.
 
Jarvis Branson Cocker (born 19 September 1963) is an English musician, singer-songwriter, radio presenter and editor. He is known as frontman for the band Pulp. Through his work with the band, Cocker became a figurehead of the Britpop movement of the mid-1990s. Following Pulp's hiatus, Cocker has led a successful solo career, and presents a BBC Radio 6 Music show called Jarvis Cocker's Sunday Service. Early life Cocker was born in Sheffield, growing up in the Intake area of the city. His father, Mac Cocker, a DJ and actor, left the family and moved to Sydney, Australia when Cocker was...
 
!!wiki jock
 
A jockey is someone who rides horses in horse racing or steeplechase racing, primarily as a profession. The word also applies to camel riders in camel racing. Etymology The word is by origin a diminutive of "jock", the Northern English or Scots colloquial equivalent of the first name "John," which is also used generically for "boy, or fellow" (compare "Jack", "Dick"), at least since 1529. A familiar instance of the use of the word as a name is in "Jockey of Norfolk" in Shakespeare's Richard III. v. 3, 304. In the 16th and 17th centuries the word was applied to horse-dealers, postilio...
 
2:21 PM
I thought we were talking about the Jarvik Heart.
 
!!urban jock
 
@MattЭллен Jock To clear things up, there is a major difference between a jock and athletes. Jocks tend to abuse their popularity, while the athletes don't really mind who they talk to or hang out with.
 
Me @matt
 
@AndrewLeach True, knew that one.
 
Stop trying to get the bot flagged for posting naughty pickies.
 
2:23 PM
@Cerberus Is Switzerland - France worth watching?
 
You think that's bad? Don't ask why but I once had the very bad idea of looking up autofellatio on wikipedia. Not only is there an entry but there's also a very nice picture of a contortionist demonstrating the procedure.
 
the Large Hadron Collider is up for grabs?
 
Is that @matt the definition of me you are referring to?
 
:D
Dumb jock actually
^new user name?
 
2:25 PM
I think it would give people the wrong impression
!!define dumb
 
@MattЭллен dumb Unable to speak; lacking power of speech.
 
@terdon Yes.
@tchrist denial.
 
And skull doesn't?
 
@skullpatrol My bot. I get to name her.
 
2:27 PM
As in numb skull
 
if you're an American Football player, I assume your skull must be numb by now
 
True dat^
Sadly. The brain damage is not reversible
 
sadly indeed
 
No problem @kitfox it was just a polite suggestion, I apologize for the intrusion of your authority :-)
 
Is decline the word for not accepting an apology?
 
2:34 PM
Yep
 
you could decline an apology. You could also refuse an apology
I think
 
Or just punch the person.
 
reject?
 
yes! reject is a good one
 
Rebuff.
Maybe not.
 
2:35 PM
poop on
 
@MattЭллен you're on fire man!
 
@JohanLarsson He's on something.
 
@AndrewLeach I'm on my seat
 
@MattЭллен Can you decline an apology?
 
He needs a bigger audience though, time for TV imo.
 
2:37 PM
@terdon yes. if you're being particularly polite
@JohanLarsson lol
 
@matt did you take the vocabulary test?
 
Score please
 
we should put our scores in a gist or google doc
 
2:39 PM
Both sound strange to me. I'd reject an apology but neither decline it nor refuse it.
 
@MattЭллен OMG, I feel so much better now.
 
You are better than 28% you beat me :(
 
@KitFox good :D
 
I shouldn't be surprised, what with our brain-twin thing.
I wonder, if you get elected, if that power will be handy.
 
Possibly
It might cause nightmares of an unending flag queue, of course
 
2:42 PM
Elected for what?
 
Think I'll have some tea.
 
are you running for mod Matt?
 
He is! You should vote for him!
I did.
 
@terdon In Latin or Greek?
 
yes, where can I vote I can't think of a better canditate
 
2:42 PM
But I voted for everybody, so don't take that as my own personal endorsement.
 
@KitFox Sly.
 
@KitFox Ha. Vote early, vote often.
 
I voted for a few people two or three times, but I won't tell you who.
 
I endorse my message
 
@tchrist :) different decline.
 
2:43 PM
To vote for everyone is mathematically equivalent to voting for no one.
 
where is the voting, I want to click some
 
@terdon yeah, I'm not sure about refuse. I think I was trying for reject but didn't make it
 
@tchrist it is a very Scandinavian thing to do
 
@JohanLarsson What, not bother voting?
 
that or voting meh
 
2:44 PM
@tchrist Even with STV? The order matters.
 
@AndrewLeach Not, not with STV.
But you never get N votes for N people expected to fill Y seats. You get Y votes, if that.
 
meh, I don't have enough rep
Even wrote a comment, with a typo, on main once.
 
OMG U DIDNT!
 
@JohanLarsson There's still time.
 
user116848
2:47 PM
@KitFox Yes I am here Ms Fox
 
@KitFox don't think I have any business on main :)
 
So the double bang tells Jarvis you want her to do something. Whatever you put after that, she will try to interpret.
!!listcommands
 
@KitFox help, listen, eval, coffee, refresh, forget, info, lego, legopart, nuke, nsa, nano, wordwar, listcommands, tell, afk, awsm, ban, unban, color, convert, define, doge, domain, findcommand, github, google, hang, inhistory, jquery, learn, keister, t, greet, tr, ping, shoot, makecoffee, morning!, starmymessage, bye, hello, live, die, mdn, meme, mustache, norris, nudge, parse, spec, stat, stats, summon, unsummon, timer, todo, undo, urban, user, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd (page 0/1)
 
She has some pre-programmed functions, as you can see.
 
user116848
@KitFox Whats's Jarvis? Sorry to ask
 
2:48 PM
The ones we use here frequently are wiki, define, urban, and youtube.
@Arrowfar Jarvis is a chatbot.
She is a computer program that does our bidding.
The double bang makes her listen to us.
 
user116848
@KitFox So as an example how can I use it? If you don't mind
 
She has some other things she does to try to understand what you are saying to her.
!!are you thinking what I'm thinking?
 
@KitFox Well, I think so Brain, but the first you'd have to take that whole bridge apart, wouldn't you?
 
!!cake or death?
 
@KitFox death
 
user116848
2:50 PM
So how can Jarvis answer correctly
 
It's random.
 
@Arrowfar Use the double bang !! at the start of your message, and give her a command. If you want a list of cammands, use !!listcommands.
@Arrowfar She doesn't.
!!what are your laws?
 
1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
 
!!thank you
 
@KitFox You kiss-ass
 
user116848
2:51 PM
!!Who are you?
 
@Arrowfar Indeed
 
user116848
Indeed???
 
She can (usually) detect a question, then she makes a guess about how to respond.
 
!!do you hate me?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 All signs point to yes
 
2:51 PM
see?
 
It's not one to pass a Turing Test
 
Please stop flirting with ELIZA.
 
Indeed.
 
the bot hates me
 
user116848
!! You like me?
 
2:52 PM
@Arrowfar I didn't understand that. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
I think you need a question word.
 
@Arrowfar you have to start questions with a question word
 
!!Can you pass a Turing test?
 
Or an "or".
 
@AndrewLeach Yes, absolutely
 
2:52 PM
I can't remember.
 
user116848
!!Do you like me?
 
@Arrowfar All signs point to no
 
@AndrewLeach it's like talking to a 13 year old boy!
 
user116848
@Jarvis What?
 
@MattЭллен Not enough grunts, I think.
 
2:54 PM
It's a 13 year old boy pretending to be a bot.
 
!!does this make my ass look fat?
 
@KitFox By all means
 
You are so accommodating.
Not as accommodating as my pants apparently.
 
user116848
!!/help command
 
@Arrowfar Command command does not exist.
 
2:56 PM
!!help
 
@Alraxite General help
 
user116848
!!list commands
 
@Arrowfar I didn't understand that. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
No spaces.
 
user116848
!!listcommands
 
2:56 PM
@Arrowfar help, listen, eval, coffee, refresh, forget, info, lego, legopart, nuke, nsa, nano, wordwar, listcommands, tell, afk, awsm, ban, unban, color, convert, define, doge, domain, findcommand, github, google, hang, inhistory, jquery, learn, keister, t, greet, tr, ping, shoot, makecoffee, morning!, starmymessage, bye, hello, live, die, mdn, meme, mustache, norris, nudge, parse, spec, stat, stats, summon, unsummon, timer, todo, undo, urban, user, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd (page 0/1)
 
!!help xkcd
 
@KitFox xkcd: Returns an XKCD. Call with no args for random, new for latest, or a number for a specific one.
 
!!help t
 
@KitFox t: User-taught command: <>http://www.wordreference.com/$1$2/$3
 
Hmm.
 
2:57 PM
!!t
 
@Alraxite Input not matching /(\w+) (\w+) (\w+)/. Help: User-taught command: <>http://www.wordreference.com/$1$2/$3
 
It's a translator.
 
!!t fr en jolie
 
user116848
Yeah
 
2:58 PM
!!t jolie fr en
 
almost!
 
Is what I meant to type.
 
Why can't I read this right now?
 
user116848
2:59 PM
!!>HelloJarvis
 
@Arrowfar "SyntaxError: missing ; before statement"
 
!!help morning!
 
@KitFox morning!: User-taught command: <>morning!
@Arrowfar "ReferenceError: HelloJarvis is not defined"
 
!!morning!
 
morning!
 
3:00 PM
OK.
Mine is better.
!!good morning
 
@KitFox How you doin'?
 
user116848
!!You are ridiculous!
 
@Arrowfar Indubitably
 
!!help tr
 
!!are you friends with the queen of Sheeba?
 
3:01 PM
@KitFox tr: User-taught command: <>http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#en/fr/$0
@MattЭллен No
 
!!tr pretty
 
user116848
!!Why are you so ridiculous!
 
@Arrowfar Impossible
 
Useless.
 
user116848
3:02 PM
Yes
 
!!are we having fun yet?
 
@KitFox No
 
!!are you thinking what I'm thinking?
 
@MattЭллен Well, I think so poit but where do you stick the feather and call it macaroni?
 
user116848
!!Where do you sleep at night?
 
3:03 PM
@Arrowfar No way
 
1
Q: Drinking out of a straw when youre lips don't seal completely and water squirts out of the side of your mouth

LaurenIs there a word for when you're drinking from a straw and the sides of your mouth don't seal entirely, so water squirts from the side of your mouth?

 
She doesn't distinguish who or where.
 
user116848
I noticed :D
 
user116848
haha
 
@KitFox wer? wo?
 
3:04 PM
@tchrist The word is messy.
 
That still doesn't seem like a valid reply to any question starting with who
 
user116848
lol
 
31
Q: Word for disrespecting eldest half-sister by referring to her husband as girly-girl-manly-boy though he's amused but the rest of the family isn't?

medicaAre these single word requests getting out of hand, or am I just still too new to this site to recognize a long-standing problem and standard ways of dealing with them? I thought that by using generally accepted words for heinous crimes, the OP would get the idea that common and well-known word...

 
Yes. I referred to that in my election blurb.
 
I just mean that that SWR up there seems like one of those ones.
Why people continually expect to compact long descriptive phrases with multiple clauses about one specific situation into a single word I have no earthly idea.
I just know it’s dumb.
 
3:08 PM
Neither have I any idea, and I think it's one of those ridiculous requests. But benefit of the doubt for the moment (although I have downvoted).
 
To risk a four-letter word.
 
luckily we have an on hold reason for it
 
Go on then! I have a train to catch... I'll look in later on and see how it's doing.
 
I think we should have a particular custom close reason for this. I think someone should propose it and the guidelines for it on Meta.
 
@KitFox there is one, in the off topic section
 
3:16 PM
No, I mean, particular to SWRs that are unsatisfactory.
 
@KitFox yes, that's what I'm saying
 
Which?
 
hang on, I'll draw a free hand circle...
 
I got it.
I forgot.
Excellent, and done.
 
groovy :D
 
3:19 PM
I think I might cry about the thing I just found in the data.
 
c c
a criterion, a datum, an agendum
 
!!youtube groove is in the heart
 
More usually an agenda, and agendae.
 
@KitFox what did you find?
 
3:19 PM
There's a table of copied over pricing data.
And there is a column for "age in weeks".
 
I...
age of what?
 
And sometimes the age is just a number: 7. Sometimes it is "12 weeks".
@MattЭллен Product.
 
So there's a column that seemingly randomly has "weeks" appended to the number.
 
I wonder what the lone numbers represent
 
3:21 PM
Age in weeks.
 
lol
priceless, but not
 
Which are represented as a string in the table, I suppose, since some have "weeks" and some don't.
So I wonder how they do math with the column.
But if I think too hard about that, I really will cry.
 
@KitFox Any instances of “1 weeks”? :)
 
Don't you have a "too localized" close reason?
 
@Alraxite No more. It was considered unfriendly.
 
3:23 PM
too localised has been eradicated from SE, AFAIK
 
Then how are you going to deal with such questions...
 
@tchrist No, we don't sell before 3 weeks.
 
@Alraxite Not especially well. They tend to get a custom off-topic message, but that disappears from plain sight too easily.
It’s like typo questions.
No canned close reason that especially fits these one-shots, so you must craft your own.
We constantly get nonnative speakers asking about typos and misprints.
 
If they don't provide an example sentence (or equivalent), then there is a close reason
 
It has become much worse now that people are using bad scans of printed books and foisting those off as “e”-books.
Down that road lie weefils waiting to pounce.
 
3:28 PM
 
> Marge, don't discourage the boy! weefiling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. .... 'cept the weefil.
@MattЭллен best circle ever.
 
I am known for my graphic design skills
 
or was that graphic, malign kills?
 
I be known for me grafix sign kills.
 
c c
3:47 PM
I wonder why "my agenda" is commonly used and not "my agendum"
 
Because there's no such thing as an agendum?
!!define agendum
 
@KitFox agendum (obsolete) A task which ought to be done.
 
An agenda is a list of agendum.
 
Nowadays an agenda is a list of items.
agenda items.
 
!!wiki agenda
 
c c
3:52 PM
agenda: Also called: agendum (functioning as singular) a schedule or list of items to be attended to.. well language evolution
 
Agenda 21 is a non-binding, voluntarily implemented action plan of the United Nations with regard to sustainable development. It is a product of the UN Conference on Environment and Development (UNCED) held in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, in 1992. It is an action agenda for the UN, other multilateral organizations, and individual governments around the world that can be executed at local, national, and global levels. The "21" in Agenda 21 refers to the 21st Century. It has been affirmed and modified at subsequent UN conferences. Structure and contents Agenda 21 is a 300...
 
c c
ok, recta
 

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