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6:00 PM
@oerkelens Like this.
@oerkelens Or this.
 
The @ i had figured out, but the arrows I missed on my screen
 
You can also edit your comments using the up arrow to select or picking the option of the left arrow menu.
But you can only edit for two minutes.
 
The up-arrow is genius :)
I love learning new things :P
 
After that, you have to ask someone in blue very nicely if you want something edited or deleted.
Which is to say, a mod.
 
Ah. So I have to be nice to you :)
/me makes note
 
6:02 PM
It's not a requirement, but it would probably save you some trouble.
 
mmmm
 
makes note
 
That sounds almost like a threat
I try to be nice to most people anyway :)
Usually
 
You can use asterisks for simple formatting, like on the main site, and backticks for truetext and... uh... --- for strikethrough.
Leading > for quote bar.
> Like this.
Many links from the main sites will autoexpand here.
 
yeah, that i had noticed :)
 
6:04 PM
OK, I think that's the whole tutorial.
You're Dutch?
 
I am slowly getting used to the formatting on the main site
Yup. Guilty as charged
 
Do you know @Cerb?
He's also.
 
I've seen him around :)
 
So you guys must be tight then.
 
He had a thing going on with Latin chickens yesterday
not really, i've seen him here yesterday and on the site a couple of times
Not all DUtch know each other :P
It's a small place, but not that small :)
I live in Belgium at the moment anyway
Well, during the week
 
6:14 PM
@oerkelens Hey, I think I saw you in Amsterdam once.
 
@oerkelens Why would you ever admit to that?
 
Ah, was that you? :D
 
;-)
 
:D
@Cerberus, could be, I think I have been there once
Accidentally
 
Yeah I saw you.
Of course I didn't know which one of those 10,000 people you were.
 
6:18 PM
Well, even if you did, you wouldn;t recognize me anymore :)
 
Yeah?
You've grown a beard since?
 
No, shaved it
and I cut my hair
 
Ahh I see.
Yeah then I won't be able to recognise you.
By the way, I dreamed I was infiltrating into a zwartekousenkerk.
Last night.
I had to actually join them.
 
You have nightmares like that often?
 
Haha.
No.
I was with a friend, we both had to pretend to want to join them.
I felt ashamed for betraying them.
They were neither nice nor horrible, just plain old religious people.
 
6:22 PM
Most people are neither nice nor horrible :)
 
Except for the green orc heads!
 
I always horrible
 
:)
@MattЭллен did you make up with Cerb?
 
@Cerb are we friends again?
 
Were we ever not?
 
6:29 PM
Good, good :D
 
You do need to work on your Threes score, though...
 
:)
 
it's terrible
 
I am now mentally sliding the icons in my system tray.
The blue ones next to each other could pair up!
 
6:30 PM
You and your pairing up.
 
I'm on win 7, so the system try is neatly hidden
 
well, mostly hidden
 
There are some icons there that I don't want hidden.
But look at Team Viewer and Dropbox. I want to slide everything to the right and combine them!
 
6:32 PM
We recently hooked up the computer again after almost a year of having it packed up. I forgot it's Win XP. I thought of Cerb.
 
@Cerberus ones don't merge with ones!
 
You have no indicator of CPU activity, of HD activity, of RAM in use...
But they're so similar!
 
it's true. I have some much of all of those that I don't worry. (also, CPU and RAM use are in a desktop widget)
 
Widgets!!!
 
Tsk.
 
6:33 PM
Wheeeeee!!!!!
SPACESHIP!
 
omg so sexy
 
Ah, but no time graph.
 
isn't it :D
 
must resist the flair
 
6:34 PM
I love Process Explorer's time graphs.
When there was a peak three seconds ago, you see it.
You want to know something funny?
 
I couldn't even tell you whether 1 was red or blue. Could @RegDwigнt ?
I don't look at the numbers for red and blue, apparently.
 
one is blue. two is red
 
My brain automatically refuses to store irrelevant information.
 
they are my enemies. I know them well
 
6:35 PM
two should be blue.
 
Hah.
Or perhaps it is because they have the wrong colours, this is possible.
Two should be grey, one white.
Three red.
 
That's all wrong.
 
yes, that could be true. you can set that all with user-css, though
 
peaks three seconds ago. giggles
 
1 should be blue, 2 should be green, 3 should be cyan, 4 should be red
 
6:37 PM
One is black, two is white.
 
Why did we ever abandon the good old CGA color palette
7 is gray
15 is white
 
@oerkelens Synaesthete?
 
because 32bit colour is more interesting?
 
no, been programming for too long
 
Ah.
 
6:38 PM
And a weird habit of retaining information even if it is no longer useful
F7 End, Shift-F7 print, Alt-F4 underwater screen, F3 Help
 
Alt-F4 will close your window.
Alt-Tab is what you want.
 
@KitFox Your bot generated a reference to that completely at random. Look at the message just above my original entry that you responded to. It was a Wikipedia article, which came apparently out of knowwhere.
 
Out of nowhere in the sense of someone asked for it?
 
Nowadays, yes
Those keys are from WordPerfect
 
Huh. I haven't used WordPerfect in...
...twenty years, I think.
Wow.
 
6:43 PM
Some things are just etched in my brain
utterly useless
until they come up in a pubquiz
maybe
once in my life
 
@KitFox Nobody invoked it. Check the transcript.
 
17 hours ago, by cyril
!!wiki Fascinus
 
Oh. I did not notice that.
 
Oh, I see.
It all makes sense to me now.
 
:)
 
6:49 PM
Sorry, I just had to give a two-hour presentation about prototypal inheritance and my brain has evaporated. Plus all that talking made me hyperventilate and I'm dizzy now.
 
A divine comedy of phalli.
 
By Dickens?
 
hands @Rob a paper bag
@oerkelens har har
e e cummings
 
:)
 
@KitFox would prefer a paper bag with a 40 inside
 
6:59 PM
sneaks in a 40
 
ahh
 
So are you coming to our St. Paddy's Day party?
 
Who, me?
 
Yes, you.
Everyone is invited.
 
Where is it?
 
7:10 PM
At my house.
 
It's on a Monday?
 
No, the Saturday before.
 
Hmm. And you are in Portland, ME?
 
No, about 2 and a half hours north of that.
Sort of near Bangor.
 
@KitFox (neck and senecktie / are gentlemen ppoyds / even whose recktie / are covered by lloyd’s)
 
7:15 PM
@KitFox Sounds like a long way to go and an even longer way back.
I appreciate the invite, though.
 
Yeah, probably.
Still. You are the closest to here, I think.
Aedia said she would be here in spirit.
More like in spirits. wink
 
I was going to ask. What kind of spirits?
 
Whiskey, of course.
 
I'll have one on you guys then :)
Unless you can convince nato to send me over
 
@Mr.Shiny could bring his kids. Then our kids could drink together.
Hey, my eldest turns six on Friday!
 
7:18 PM
Sweet. Mine turns 6 4.5 weeks later!
 
Bit young for whiskey, no?
 
Well, we're Irish, so...
 
My youngest turns 4 at the same time
!gasp! birthday presents!
 
I have more distance between mine.
The little one doesn't turn four until June.
 
yeah it's hard (but not impossible) to have less distance. They're two days apart.
My neighbour said "You guys should have sex more than once a year".
 
7:20 PM
And I was trying soooo hard not to make that remark
Your birthday happens to be around 9 months before that?
 
It's not about frequency. It's about using the power of raw foods and quantum mechanics to control the timing of the pregnancy.
 
Most people use other things to initiate pregnancy...
 
snerkle
 
And we came full circle
 
@oerkelens Wow, I wouldn't usually describe it as a circle.
 
7:22 PM
For us, it was a friend's wedding and a college reunion, I think.
Complete hedonism.
 
:)
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇: when I joined the room there was some confusion about a divine phallus. That is why I noticed we made full circle
 
@oerkelens Yes. Pun intended on coming in a circle.
 
You hear that a lot about weddings, btw
 
Oh! searches about for underthings
 
:D
at both :D
 
7:25 PM
At least the star wall isn't full of penises. That happens here, sometimes.
 
Strangely enough not that often with funerals
 
It does.
Well. We were planning to have a child both times.
 
Although a friend of mine got a kid 9 months after an uncle's funeral.
 
I've never been to a funeral with a wall full of penises but I suppose it's not impossible.
 
A large part of his family hardly speaks to him anymore
 
7:25 PM
Oh, THAT'S what you mean
 
:D
 
@oerkelens Well, that's hardly fair.
Or is it not because of the pregnancy thing?
 
Well, he doesn't really mind much.
no, the pregnancy thing plays a big role
 
that seems like an odd thing to get annoyed about.
 
But it was the part of the family he himself described as "only see them at funerals. I don't see them often enough"
 
7:27 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Right, considering how much play there is in the conceptual timeframe.
 
Did he get a cousin pregnant, or something? otherwise, they should mind their effing business
 
Yeah, right.
Unless he got the widowed aunt knocked up.
 
Well, if you are burying a loved one, and someone sees that as a nice occasion to celebrate the opposite side of the circle of life, some people take offense.
 
They might have conceived the week before.
 
Well... he never did try much to deny that it happened at the funeral parlour
 
7:29 PM
And anyway, that's a pretty harsh judgment of someone's coping mechanisms for grief.
 
He didn't exactly confirm it either
Well, in all honesty, what he was coping with was not grief...
 
Look. A person could be in the middle of burying their entire extended family, and be consumed by grief, and find a moment's respite with a lover, and conceive a child, and anyone who gets annoyed by that needs to get their head out of their ass.
@oerkelens AT the parlour?
not just "the day of the funeral", but at the actual place where the funeral was happening? Okay, that might be a bit rude.
 
Unless the uncle was a jerk who deserved to be disrespected.
 
I don't know the exact details - I wasn't present. But yes, the sanitary facilities at the parlour played an important role
 
I can see how the other relatives might be annoyed with that.
 
7:32 PM
And he was not really that much consumed by grief
Well, they only found out months later
Then they assumed things
And things simply were not denied
 
How old was the one having the sex?
 
It;s not like he felt he lost a lot if they wouldn;t speak to him
He must have been around 30 then I think
 
Hmm. Well. Old enough to know better.
 
we;re not talking about a 16-year old doing it under the coffin or anything :P
 
If nobody caught him right there, then who frickin' cares.
 
7:33 PM
Oh- that guy should know many things better
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇: my thoughts and his too.
Well, people are people ;)
 
Unless we're unicorns!
 
I still wonder why they would assume it happened right at the parlour. Did they have evidence for that? Or just leap to conclusions.
 
@aediaλ: valid point :)
 
@aediaλ! Did you get my birthday iguana?
 
Leap to conclusions. People are good at that
 
7:35 PM
Does he have a reputation of having sex in inappropriate places?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Um. No? Wait. Yes! Shoot, I knew I should be checking Google+ more than like once in a blue moon!
 
Cuz like nobody I know ever makes a list of all the places you were 9 months before your kid was born and then tries to figure out WHICH place was the one where you did it.
 
I could have been missing so many iguanas!
 
I'll be honest I don't often post iguanas. Also did you know your birthday is really close to Matt's? You're practically twins.
 
Thanks for the picture, @Mr.Shiny!
 
7:37 PM
@aedia, are you coming to my St. Paddy's Day party?
 
Hope you had a good birthday.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 People do tend to remember that somebody died nine months ago. And if they are distrustful to start with, they will quickly jump to conclusions. Not always wrongly.
@aediaλ If you like iguana's I'll ask my brother if he has some pics. He used to have a bunch :)
 
Well. If they are putting all that together on their own, they are waaaay too hung up on someone else's sex life.
 
@oerkelens Yes but it's one thing to note that in the same 4-week period preceding the birth of a baby there was a funeral, and it's another thing entirely to assume that the conception happened at that exact place.
 
Yups, some people want to find bad things, and they will. I am glad my family is not like that :)
 
7:40 PM
Unless the girl wasn't his wife or girlfriend or whoever, and was someone he wasn't likely to have been around except at the funeral.
Yeah my family asks no questions about when and where (and why, and how, and with whom, or with what) I have sex, and they keep their assumptions to themselves.
 
My family has no interest in what I do sexually, which is probably very good for their mental health.
Also, vice versa.
 
Well my family (and in-laws) don;t ask, and since we won;t breed, they get non the wiser even based on offspring :P
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I knew it was close to Cerb's but somehow I missed Matt's birthday!
 
Except for that one peek I got into my mother's weird kink. shudders
 
Happy quite belated bday, @MattЭллен :)
 
7:42 PM
ouch
 
Happy belated birthday @aediaλ :D
 
Did I miss Cerb's? Happy belated birthday, @Cerb.
 
@KitFox Um. It might be a liiiiittle bit too far for me to pop over for a bit. I would go if I were closer!
 
we should all get together someplace
 
Come on, it's only way far away in the middle of nowhere.
What's the worst that could happen?
 
7:44 PM
Well, my then girlfriend, now wife, was shocked by her dear old mom when she told she had a boyfriend. First question was "how is the sex". Even before she asked my name or anything.
 
@oerkelens lol.
 
I am starting to realise I know too many weird people
Maybe it's me
 
My mom assumed I was having sex well before I actually did. She treated me like I was some kind of cheap slut.
Mostly because she was, I guess.
 
:)
 
I was shocked when my mom was talking to me and my then-girlfriend-now-wife about having kids, and she was like "accidents happen!".
 
7:45 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Well, we can meet up at my house.
 
I was like "Mom! Aren't you supposed to be a strict Catholic!?"
 
Parents are the people you know had sex (you exist) but they are the last people you want to know it about.
 
Hm. Also children.
I hope my kids have wonderful sex lives. Also I don't want to ever know anything about it.
 
Well, that is one thing I won;t have to worry about.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Yes, that. I hope they have even more fun than I did.
But I really don't want to know.
 
7:47 PM
I heard a comedian say at some point "I hope my daughter will have a great sex life. And I hope it wil start when she's 40"
 
Good lord. I hope my kids don't wait that long.
 
@oerkelens That's excessive. We always told our daughter 30.
 
Also, I hope they know they can have lots of fun without intercourse.
 
"Son, it's time we have a good man-to-man talk about sex"
"That's all right dad. What do you want to know?"
 
@KitFox Which is not to say without risk.
 
7:49 PM
Talking is good practice for the tongue
 
I just hope they don't get any incurable diseases.
 
@MετάEd True, but lower risk.
And I think it encourages healthier experimentation.
 
Just not handy that men usually don't get a word in edgewise when a woman is around.
 
we could meet up like this
 
Oh! Hahahaha. That started with a preview for Crisis.
 
7:53 PM
lol
 
We could, but I think that puts us in the North Atlantic.
 
yeah, probably
stupid geography
 
Argh. She uses "begs the question" incorrectly.
closes youtube angrily
 
I didn't watch the whole thing :D
 
:D
 
7:57 PM
I'm not sure if I could meet Mr. Shiny in the middle without falling into Lake Ontario
 
commute time! later.
 
I think the midpoint between Kit and me is a good bet for being on land, but there are a lot more lakes in New Hampshire than I realized.
Bai!
 
@aediaλ I practically live on the shore of the lake... how far are you from it?
 
maybe the longest straight line from me to you is on land half way...
 
8:02 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Several hours southeast
 
kinda Japan
 
@aediaλ should be okay then. Maybe we could meet in Watertown.
 
@KitFox :D
 
Talking about meeting in the middle, I guess that it's quite likely that most people here would end up in desert or on water if they'd come to meet me in the middle. :D
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I tried to estimate the line better and I think the midpoint is probably farther south, near Syracuse, unless you live a lot east of where I thought. I thought at first the midpoint might be in Oswego area or into the water. I'm sure my measurement with a sticky note on the monitor is incredibly accurate...
 
8:12 PM
How would I put the following information in a nice sentence? The following standings have been calculated with respect to tie-breakers.
The message I am trying to get across is that the standings take into account the tie-breakers.
 
@aediaλ oh, are you near boston?
 
oh, or closer to Albany
 
The latter.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 You should cherish your wife, she is very tolerant.
 
8:17 PM
@DemCodeLines You could say "The following standings have been calculated taking into account the tie-breakers"
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 While that makes sense, would it look good?
 
@DemCodeLines "The following standings have been calculated taking into account tie-breakers"? If your readers will know what you mean by taking into account tie-breakers, that's fine. Out of context, it's hard to tell for sure if it means what you intend.
Jinxish!
 
@DemCodeLines It's hard to say if that's the best way to say it without knowing what it means to take into account the tie breakers
 
It's a sports website.
The standings is a list of the current position of each team with regards to its wins and losses number compared against the other teams.
so for example, team a has 10 wins and 0 losses while team b has 2 wins and 8 losses, so the position of team a is above team b.
However, some teams have the same record, at which point the season tie breaker (which is who won between them when they last played) determined which team gets the higher position.
so if both team c and team d have 7 wins and 3 losses and team c lost to team d the last time they played, then team d will get the advantage and be ranked higher than team c.
 
Where does a team with 9 wins and 0 losses go?
 
8:21 PM
Probably under team a.
 
what about 9 wins, 1 loss? under the team with 0 losses?
 
yes, because the winning percentage (which is calculated by total wins divided by total games played) would be lower than the team who has a perfect record.
 
What about 10 wins, 1 loss vs 9 wins, 0 losses?
 
10/10 would be 1.000 and 9/10 would 0.900, so team a would be above and team 9-1 would be just below
well, its calculated by winning percentage
 
so it's by win percentage, then by number of wins, then by tie-breaker rules?
 
8:25 PM
not the number of wins, since they don't represent the total games played. One team could have played 10 games and had 1 loss while the other could have played 9 and had 0 losses
 
well, you said 10/0 ranks higher than 9/0
 
yes, because it has play more games
 
so win percentage, number of games, tie-breaker?
 
kinda, yeah
not all teams play each other, so majority of the times, we don't need the number of games to be accounted for
 
So if team A won 5/10 games, and team B won 1/2 games, but B beat A in that one game, who's on top?
@aediaλ According to this site the driving halfway point is near Rochester
 
8:36 PM
@Cerberus of course I could.
Wake me up in the middle of the night and I could.
 
8:47 PM
Really?
I bet you are one of those people who could tell me which way to turn the tap to turn it on.
 
anti clockwise
I think
 
I couldn't tell you, unless I imagined doing it actively.
Haha.
You think.
 
yeah, I had to imagine it.
 
Ah OK.
 
now I have to check!
 
8:48 PM
Then I'm not the only crazy one.
My imagination also tells me anti-clockwise.
 
widdershins it is!
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 That's not gonna happen.
There is no way one team would have played 10 games while the other would have played just 2.
Had that ever happened, then we would have taken care of games played too. But since one team can be ahead of another team by 1 games at max (team a: 5/10 and team b: 5/11), we don't really need to account for total games played.
 
@Cerberus Your imagination, huh.
Of course in Holland all taps are imaginary. Free water is everywhere.
 
Yay!
Water slides in from the bottom up, from the side, from the skies!
 
Incredible progress. Sounds like the 21st century!
 
8:57 PM
Sounds more like drip drip splash to me, but OK.
 

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