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12:00 AM
posted on February 24, 2014 by sgdi

Some numbers were having a talk Four and six went out for a walk Ten and twelve were just fine Till a hundred and nine Got up and then started to squawk

 
 
4 hours later…
3:31 AM
@RegDwigнt 22.848!!
What was your record again?
That 96 was dumped on my tail btw, very annoying.
And this is also my first 768!
Which I created all by myself, no dumping.
yesterday, by RegDwigнt
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This your record in the new system?
In the game above, I switched from focusing on bottom row to leftmost row halfway through the game. Isn't that interesting?
Of course in the end I had to jumble everything durcheinander to stay alive, as you can see.
By the end of one's life, one always lives one tile at a time...
 
3:50 AM
Hi
Something is wrong with my left ear.
It's kind of buzzing. And it happened after someone said something right into my ear.
@Cerberus What the hell is this? How do yo play it? and where can I get it from?
 
@Noah Was it really loud?
Feb 19 at 16:30, by Matt Эллен
three It's a game.
At first, it will seem stupid and pointless.
After a while, you'll come to understand and like it.
 
@Cerberus Yeah.
 
4:39 AM
@Noah The buzz will eventually disappear, most probably. But it may take a while.
Try not to expose your ear to loud noises.
 
Okay.
I hope it's not something serious, in which case I will have to see a doc.
 
@Noah Most probably not.
This happens to many people, and in most cases it will pass.
 
I see. And do you know if cleaning your ears is okay?
Like by using cotton swabs, etc.
 
@Noah It is generally not OK to clean your ears, because you will normally push dirt into your ear no matter what you do.
But that is unrelated to your issue: cleaning your ears will not affect your buzz.
What you can do if your ear is truly clogged (which I don't think is the case here) is push hard against the cartilage thingy to close off your ear, then suddenly remove your finger to "pop" your ear.
 
4:59 AM
Umm. Thanks.
I have a problem with a database that I am working on.
I don't know much about computers, so I don't know how to go about one particular thing. And that thing is adding Category to the table.
Here's what I have. Post(ID, NAME, CATEGORY), CATEGORY(ID,NAME) I don't know whether to store the ID from the category table in the Post table or the name. What difference would it make?
 
6:01 AM
Noah: always store the ID
ID's are never supposed to change, NAMES can (and will!) change
Even if in this specific instance the NAME is unique (for now) , it might not be in the future
Apart from that
Anyone looking at your database will_expect to find the ID, not the Name
 
Okay. Thanks @oerkelens
 
@Noah Most prominent is the giant saguaro cactus, growing as tall as 50 feet out of crevices in the stone you might think could barely lodge a flower.
@Noah What does lodge mean?
Help
 
6:22 AM
Hello @IceGirl
It could mean fixed or embedded in a place.
In this case the author is saying that you won't believe a flower could be embedded in those kind of cracks.
 
> lodge (v.) 18. "to serve as a residence, shelter, or dwelling for; shelter" — The château will lodge the ambassador during his stay.
 
 
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9:38 AM
@Cerberus whoa.
Okay okay.
Hold on while I'm getting 30k, then.
 
10:27 AM
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A: What does "waxed rhapsodic" mean?

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Q: Does the word God in English imply taht there is only 1?

Jim ThioI know the word Allah in arabic implies that there is only 1. That's because Allah is either a name or a shorten form of Al Illah, literally means, the God. That depends on which muslim you ask actually. What about the english word for God or god? We got Zeus, a god, hermes, a god, and then we ...

Love the tags.
 
10:42 AM
Hi
cld you please anyone help me to find out the error in the below sentence
I have had extensively involved myself in all the project activities and delivered high qualilty deliverables and also have had completed all the tasks that are assigned to me in the initail goal setting for the year.

I was hoping that i will get a good rating "Exceeds Most Expectations" for my best work but couldn't belive to see the rating that has come down due to normalization which is embrazzing me and lost hope on appraisal.
 
Lots and lots of errors in there.
 
Reg can you please point out
 
"Have had" should be "have". "Extensively involved" does not work. "Involved myself" makes no sense. "Delivered deliverables"? No. "Have had" again. "Tasks that are", now that is where it could be a "had been" instead. "Initial" is misspelled. "Goal setting"? Meh.
I would strongly recommend rewriting the whole sentence from scratch.
> I was involved in all activities and provided high-quality output. I also completed all tasks in the initial batch that was assigned to me.
Something like that.
Hard to tell as I do not know what it is what you were assigned and did.
It's not even clear what line of trade this is.
 
Thanks Reg.. Thanks for your correction...
 
The next sentence is even more confusing.
 
10:49 AM
I am just writing employee comments for appraisal
 
So I'll just point out the obvious typos: Believe, embarrassing.
 
can you guide me how to express my disappointment
 
@JayP oh then I suppose unlike myself the reader will know all the lingo.
@JayP How about "I am disappointed"?
Keep it simple.
 
looks good straight to the point
 
You do not need to use fancy words to express yourself.
In fact they only distract.
And you do not want people to be distracted, you want them to get your main point.
 
10:51 AM
understand
you are 100% correct
 
So just state your main point clearly. "I am disappointed. I see the rating as unfair. I think the normalization is a problem because it brings my rating down."
Something like that.
 
hmmm...
 
Well, you know better what your reasons are. But you get the idea.
But now I gotta run for lunch!
Sorrieh.
Catch you later.
 
Thanks Reg. I will keep your points in my mind and will write the sentence again
 
 
2 hours later…
12:29 PM
Lots of rubbish questions on the main site today.
Disheartening.
 
Ya think?
Complete waste of bits.
 
Looks like a concerted attack on the nerves of the NSA.
 
If they had somewhere to DDOS, I’m sure it would have been done already.
 
Hello,
 
In the wake of the death of Harold Ramis, I've been thinking about this particular answer of mine:
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A: What is "generation X" and "generation Y"?

T.E.D.As a "Gen X'er", I'll attempt to fill in between the lines on the RiMMER's wikipedia answer (which is good). Immediately after WWII in the USA there was a huge surge in childbirth. (All the men quit fighting overseas and came home...I'll let you do the math). Interestingly, it didn't just stop a...

The "sardonic and sarcastic" reputation my generation has, was in fact all Harold Ramis. That was him to a T, and it infused all his work.
 
What better place to push propaganda...
 
Looks more like complete idiocy to me.
> more than 120 factual, spelling and grammatical mistakes
That's not propaganda.
Propaganda requires a modicum of brain.
 
Does it?
 
It does.
 
does not
 
12:51 PM
For starters, you have to know what propaganda is, and how it is different from propaghandi.
Also, propaganda requires a goal. You cannot have a goal without a brain.
 
and uganda
 
Looks more to me like a bad translation into English. English is not a first language in much of India.
 
there's lots of brainless goal seekers out there...
 
I don't know much about Hindi to say if "the US nuked Japan" could be mistranslated as "Japan nuked the US", but I know just enough about Hindi to bet that CO2 does not translate to CO3.
 
who don't have English as their first language
 
12:56 PM
Actually, Gujarati, not Hindi.
 
You'd think mixing up subject and object might well be a rookie translator mistake. IIRC, word position isn't always as important in many languages as it is in English.
 
what's an extra oxygen between languages
 
@T.E.D. my point precisely.
 
2 does not translate to 3
 
> Gujarati is a head-final, or left-branching language. Adjectives precede nouns, direct objects come before verbs, and there are postpositions. The word order of Gujarati is SOV, and there are three genders and two numbers.
 
1:00 PM
two numbers?
 
Well, there are some that don't have much of a concept for numbers past 2 (eg: "a suffusion of yellow"), but I highly doubt many of those languages exist in India.
 
Not very inflective, though.
> Gujarati has three genders, two numbers, and three cases (nominative, oblique/vocative, and to a certain extent, locative).
So for all intents and purposes, the case system is just as deficient as in English.
So I assume the word order would have to be rather fixed.
And thus it should be perfectly clear at all times who nuked whom, and be easily translatable into English.
 
Still, I'm a big believer in Hanlon's Razor, and thus inclined to believe incompetence over malice without incontrovertible evidence to the contrary.
 
@Noah Speaking from experience, it is alright to clean your ears if you do it carefully using a cotton bud while trying not to go too deep so that you don't push wax further in.
 
@T.E.D. Yes, we're on the same page on that. As I said, no propaganda, just lack of brain.
Though of course The Razor also teaches us to never rule out malice.
 
1:13 PM
@Noah I have cleaned my ears my whole life. Only on two occasions did I push wax further in. One blockage cleared itself after a week. Another cleared after a month and with the use of some ear drops to dissolve wax.
 
Well, there is Grey's Law: Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.
 
Hello @T.E.D. welcome to this chat. I recall correcting several of your pronounciation to pronunciation, lol.
 
Yes, my spelling has always been a problem. I must apologize to anyone I have inadvertently injured.
A comment on a spelling correction edit on one of my answers on the History stack compared it in seriousness to a war crime. :-(
 
Your spelling is like Hitler!
Of course traditionally, it is the correctors who are considered the nazis. I suppose that makes the misspellers Jews.
 
I like Germany and Japan, funny these countries caused problems in the past, lol.
 
1:23 PM
Nonsense.
Name one country that hasn't caused problems in the past, lol.
 
Canada?
 
Well, I mean both killed many innocent people, hahax.
 
> Beginning in the 17th and 18th centuries, Canada was the site of four colonial wars and two additional wars in Nova Scotia and Acadia between New France and New England; the conflicts spanned almost seventy years, as each allied with various First Nation groups.
Come on. Try harder.
The military history of Canada comprises hundreds of years of armed actions in the territory encompassing modern Canada, and interventions by the Canadian military in conflicts and peacekeeping worldwide. For thousands of years, the area that would become Canada was the site of sporadic inter-tribal conflicts among Aboriginal peoples. Beginning in the 17th and 18th centuries, Canada was the site of four colonial wars and two additional wars in Nova Scotia and Acadia between New France and New England; the conflicts spanned almost seventy years, as each allied with various First Nation gr...
Just look at that list.
And that's for a country that has existed but for a couple hundred years.
Warmongers.
 
St. Helena
 
Boo @MattЭллен!
 
1:27 PM
Hi @Jasper
 
@MattЭллен How come you and Kit are such good friends?
 
because we chat a lot?
I don't know
just the usual friendship things
 
So far, Kit and you have sent me the longest emails, lol.
I am thinking of changing my lol to hahax, hahax.
 
unusual choice
 
I learned lol from girl A and hahax from girl B.
 
1:33 PM
did girl B have a cough?
 
hapax
 
Halifax.
 
@MattЭллен No, girl B was a girl I got in touch with by accident because I mistook her for girl C.
 
And halitelex.
And tagliatelles.
 
Halitosis.
 
1:35 PM
Halitosiris.
 
Hale Boop
 
Hail doop.
 
Hail stone.
 
Girl C is getting married next month, she is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
 
@RegDwigнt Ok, birdheaded one, you may halt now.
 
1:36 PM
Halts osmosis.
 
When I finally contacted girl C, she said she was flattered, but that was it. End of story.
 
Beware your son, O sire, for he shall be the god of vengeance.
 
And I have completely lost contact with girl A, who vanished suddenly, hahax.
 
Who is the god of vengeance?
 
> “Then I send you, Horus, my avenger and my son, as first emissary of Osiris into
the Middle Worlds.”
 
1:40 PM
In Norse mythology, Víðarr (Old Norse, possibly "wide ruler", sometimes anglicized as Vidar, Vithar, Vidarr, and Vitharr) is a god among the Æsir associated with vengeance. Víðarr is described as the son of Odin and the jötunn Gríðr, and is foretold to avenge his father's death by killing the wolf Fenrir at Ragnarök, a conflict which he is described as surviving. Víðarr is attested in the Poetic Edda, compiled in the 13th century from earlier traditional sources, the Prose Edda, written in the 13th century by Snorri Sturluson, and is interpreted as depicted with Fenrir on the Gosforth Cr...
 
I thought Horus was spelled Horace.
 
Maybe Mogis, god of the slaughter or Phenax, god of deceit.
 
@JasperLoy Alas, Horatio, you knew him not.
 
@tchrist I think there is one in CSI Miami, lol.
 
Quintus Horatius Flaccus died in 8 BC. Horus the Avenger is immortal.
That’s what you get for being too skinny.
 
1:43 PM
There are more Horatio's in heaven and earth.
 
@Mitch Today I had Heaven and Earth Jasmine Green tea, hahax.
 
And fewer apostrophes.
 
@JasperLoy green tea always has an aftertaste to me of having been dropped on the ground. Not dirty ground but good earthy planting ground.
 
@RegDwigнt Gore Vidal.
 
@tchrist the green grocer's apostasy
wait... that's too many.
 
1:45 PM
Seth Vidal died not long ago, a Fedora developer.
 
@Mitch See your urologist about that.
 
@JasperLoy I totally read that as 'a poor hat maker died'.
 
My urologist diagnosed me with perineal body tear.
 
@JasperLoy Gore Vidal died not long ago, and rather more lamented than Sethra.
Eugene Luther Gore Vidal (; born Eugene Louis Vidal, October 3, 1925 – July 31, 2012) was an American writer known for his essays, novels, screenplays, and Broadway plays. As a well-known public intellectual, he was known for his patrician manner and witty aphorisms. Vidal's grandfather was the U.S. Senator Thomas Gore of Oklahoma. A lifelong Democrat, Gore ran for political office twice and was a seasoned political commentator. As well known for his essays as his novels, Vidal wrote for The Nation, New Statesman, the New York Review of Books and Esquire. Vidal's major subject was Am...
 
@tchrist I saw a hermeneutist about it. I had lost all sense there.
 
1:47 PM
Did you go through an amanuensis?
 
@RegDwigнt Antarctica.
 
@Mitch is that a country?
 
@MattЭллен Shhhh!
 
(See if anyone notices)
 
1:51 PM
Grønland
 
notices
@tchrist that's not even a country.
And it's been full of bloodthirsty vikings forever.
 
Wait...just checked the news...Antarctica just declared war on Chile. They're invading Tierra del Fuego.
 
@RegDwigнt Don’t tell them that!
 
Damn you, made-up-trivia gods!
 
@tchrist or else what? They will wage another war?
 
1:52 PM
@Mitch They need some fuego, che.
@RegDwigнt Oh?
 
Qué?
 
> Grønland (grønlandsk: Kalaallit Nunaat, IPA: kaˈla:ɫit ˈnuna:t[3]) autonomt selvstyrende land indenfor Kongeriget Danmark, beliggende mellem Ishavet og Atlanterhavet, øst for Canadas arktiske øer.
 
Boo @KitFox!
 
As I said, don’t tell them that. Nor the Catalans.
 
Have we been trying to get the lowest score possible?
@JasperLoy Eek!
 
1:54 PM
Yes.
It's difficulter than you think.
 
Well, I would think it would be pretty difficult.
 
@Mitch Dificílima?
 
This game is totally rigged to make you keep playing it.
 
posits the game a feminine noun
@KitFox Smells like sex.
Or drugs.
 
I don't follow.
 
2:00 PM
Or “Hey, Jude”.
“Rigged to make you keep playing it”
 
where is Soxy? :(
 
Oh damn, I forgot to wake her up again.
 
nvm
 
@RegDwigнt Canada hasn't existed as a country for a couple hundred years yet.
 
2:02 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I know! Your flag is like four decades old. And you have been liking it for fewer decades still.
Haha, Freudian slip. Misspelled decades as years.
 
@KitFox He looks gay to me.
 
@RegDwigнt well, we had a flag before the current one.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 And yet there have been Indians in Canada for 20,000 years. Reconcile that one.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Now you're just making things up.
@JasperLoy more to the point, he looks gay to himself.
 
@tchrist Oh, it's easy to reconcile. Those Indians didn't form a "country" called "Canada".
 
2:04 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Canada is not a place?
 
Reconcillation complete! The princess is in another castle.
 
@tchrist It is now.
 
@tchrist yes, Canada is a Utopia.
 
Thanks to Plato’s far-ranging travels.
 
What kind of noun is hot?
 
2:05 PM
I know I’m supposed to call them Asians now not Indians, but I’m American not British.
 
@JasperLoy Probably because he is.
 
@RegDwigнt Which one? This hot or that hot?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Do you have a flag?
 
Today I learned that most offshore teams claiming to be in India are actually in Istambul. This accounts for all the Byzantine code they write. Also why they never call you Kemosabe.
Probably also accounts for the accent problem.
 
Kemosabemos nada.
 
2:08 PM
Keanurules!
 
Koala Limpur!
 
At least it’s cleaner that way.
 
Panda jabi!
@tchrist oh, limpics!
 
O thou incessant panderer, thou!
 
I ith, yeth!
 
2:14 PM
Hey!
@RegDwigнt So does that mean...I win?
 
@Cerberus yes, you are the new ELU mod. I retire.
 
Nooo...
 
@KitFox Yeah. But we're too polite to make other people use it.
 
@Cerberus too late, I warned you.
22 hours ago, by RegDwigнt
Beat me and you become a mod for life.
 
Nooo...that just means you will have to top my score.
 
2:16 PM
So unless this game I am playing right now gets me to 22851, you get life.
 
OK fair enough.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Are you talking about the one with the beaver?
 
Better get back to your game, then.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 So where are your top scores, huh?
 
That's a different game.
 
1280 is the equivalent of 768.
But you probably get a higher score for the same amount of work.
 
2:19 PM
6921. Sorry!
 
I'll miss you, @Reg.
 
KTHXBAI!
 
@KitFox It doesn't have a beaver on it
 
So @Cerb, let me find that list of mod responsibilities...
 
1. Close all questions.
 
2:20 PM
@Cerberus for threesjs? I broke 3000 once.
 
Well done!
That's a pretty good score.
I often die in my hundreds still.
 
Oh, and I think I will be getting my LEGO presents today.
 
@RegDwigнt Wake me when the dream is done.
 
At least I have no idea what else could be in that FedEx package.
Yes, FedEx.
I didn't know they even existed here.
 
...
 
2:22 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Didn't the old one have it?
 
But apparently to ship from Denmark to Germany you need an American company.
Could have to do with Grönland.
 
Is it shipped across the Atlantic, then back again?
 
Odd. Maybe it's a bomb!
omg, don't open it!
 
@Cerberus that's what they do to all LEGO sets, yes.
 
Fricking NARQs everywhere!
 
2:23 PM
OK makes sense.
 
And the kicker is, the ones they do not ship anywhere they sell at thrice the price.
 
@RegDwigнt ø
 
The ones they move between continents, they give away to Kit's kids.
 
@RegDwigнt Are they thrice as nice?
 
@tchrist y tu mama tampoco.
 
2:24 PM
Ni la coñoces.
 
Es cierto.
 
That’s too rude a pun even for me.
 
Nah, don't be that hard on yourself.
 
Very well.
 
Or that soft, for that matter.
Ni la cohones.
 
2:26 PM
My son told me this morning that he was saving up $3000 to buy a Ninjago tank that he fancied.
 
¡Quevedo! ♫ Ni son naranjas ni son limones, que los que cuelgan son mis cojones. ♫
 
And he demonstrated how big the box was.
 
Tell your son that the tank only costs that much in Germany.
In the US, it's in the $5 bin.
 
@KitFox I don't think so. It was a red british ensign with the Canadian coat of arms on it. Otherwise, officially the flag was the union jack.
 
Panzertoys.
 
2:27 PM
@tchrist cojoines?
 
Interesting division.
And why is there no Charkov on the map?
 
@RegDwigнt I told him that luckily, it was probably not $3000, but more like $100.
We plan to start him on an allowance after his birthday (which is Friday), so part of that will be specifying a long-term savings goal.
I think that makes a good candidate.
Oh my ever-loving Jesus, the movie preview before this relaxation video was captivating and horribly, horribly anxiety-provoking.
takes a few deep breaths and tries to forget what she just saw
 

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