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3:00 AM
That’s the falling version.
 
The rising one is Ma-ri-a.
 
@tchrist tis beatiful, but I'm not hearing it.
 
3:00 AM
@RegDwigнt That one too.
 
@RegDwigнt The tritone is on Turn Back.
 
OIC.
 
To go the other way, it is Ma-rí-a.
Where rí gets the ascendent one.
 
Apr 10 '12 at 18:09, by RegDwight Ѭſ道
Oh Maria, wie schön war es früher!
 
@RegDwigнt Huh wha?
 
3:02 AM
It's not a real tritone if it sounds like a legit double-dominante, even if diminished.
 
They don't have walls?
Is it because they live in giant hamburgers?
 
@Cerberus they do have Catherine Zeta-Jones.
 
Who?
 
@RegDwigнt Oh say it again!
 
Jul 12 '13 at 0:23, by RegDwighт
Actually Chicago was very educational. It drove the point home that Catherine Zeta Jones has all the sex appeal of a drywall.
Cue tchrist objecting to that article. Again.
 
3:03 AM
Later in history with the rise of the Baroque and Classical music era, that interval came to be perfectly accepted, but yet was used in a specific controlled way, notably through the principle of the tension/release mechanism of the tonal system. In that system (which is the fundamental musical grammar of Baroque and Classical music),
the tritone is one of the defining intervals of the dominant-seventh chord and two tritones separated by a minor third give the fully diminished seventh chord its characteristic sound.
 
Well. I'll take that as an objection.
 
Drywall is sexy when I hang it.
 
You ain't need no drywall for that, honey.
 
Is that a compliment?
 
It ain't a complement for sure.
 
3:05 AM
So I don't complete you then?
 
Silly Kits enquiring about compliments.
Loaded question is loaded.
 
That's a relief. I was feeling rather square.
 
The square is crowded. With Irish. Or so I learned.
 
Packed like a pair of Wranglers.
Tighter than a stuffed turkey.
 
God they run that Mars commercials from the 80s again.
 
3:06 AM
Handel used it in the opening recit to Messiah, for "her inquity".
 
@tchrist The Mars commercial?
 
> At the words “and cry...”, the tenor is again unaccompanied, and the melody leaps a full octave upward, a voice raised to be heard by Jerusalem: her warring is over. The first statement of “her iniquity” is sung to an upward leap of an augmented fourth, a tritone, from medieval times called the “devil in music”; the answering “...is pardoned” settles on a consonant major chord with a palpable release of tension.
 
Hah. "(c) 2010" my ass.
 
3:08 AM
@RegDwigнt Werbespot, Redo aus den 90er-Jahren
 
@tchrist That ain't no Mars commercial.
 
Wait for her iniquity to be pardoned.
 
The Planets, Op. 32, is a seven-movement orchestral suite by the English composer Gustav Holst, written between 1914 and 1916. Each movement of the suite is named after a planet of the Solar System and its corresponding astrological character as defined by Holst. With the exception of Earth, all the astrological planets known during the work's composition are represented. From its premiere to the present day, the suite has been enduringly popular, influential, widely performed and frequently recorded. The work was not heard in a complete public performance, however, until some years a...
 
!!wiki the planets holst
 
@RegDwigнt "It's last period for me too"
 
3:09 AM
@Mitch that idiomatic?
 
@RegDwigнt Speaking of menses, perhaps.
 
Ha.
!!wiki Wechseljahre
 
@RegDwigнt No result found
 
Someone earlier today wished me a nice Wechseljahre.
Was it Cerberus?
 
It’s at 2:05.
 
3:10 AM
!!wiki climacteric
 
Climacteric can refer to: * Climacteric year, in astrology * Climacteric (human), a phase in human, specially female, development * Climacteric (botany), a stage of fruit ripening * Climacteric (journal), a journal published by Informa Healthcare
 
@RegDwigнt that's pretty normal sounding.
 
@Mitch K I'll be running with it then.
 
I should make my children listen to the Planets. I liked that when I was their age.
 
> the English composer Gustav Holst
Yeah yeah, "English".
 
3:11 AM
Sounds like an English name to me.
 
And Putin is a Thai.
 
He is?
 
French.
 
Phủ‎ Điện.
!!wiki Điện Biên Phủ
 
I think he looks hot when he is shirtless and on horseback.
 
3:12 AM
Điện Biên Phủ () is a city in the Northwest region of Vietnam. It is the capital of Điện Biên Province. The city is best known for the events which occurred there during the First Indochina War, the Battle of Điện Biên Phủ, during which the region was a breadbasket for the Việt Minh. The city was formally called Thaeng. Population Statistics on Điện Biên Phủ's population vary depending on definitions—figures are generally between 70,000 and 125,000. The city is growing quickly, and is projected to have a population of 150,000 by 2020. The majority of the population is not ethnica...
 
> The city is best known
More lies.
 
@KitFox Same with Catherine Zeta Jones.
 
Wake up sheeple!
@Mitch you should see her and then change your mind.
 
Oh, Điện Biên Phủ.
 
3:13 AM
I was into her when I was like 15.
 
A lovely city, isn't it?
 
@tchrist du merde.
 
I had a girlfriend who looked vaguely like her.
 
Who hasn't!
 
What do you know, it actually is lovely.
Unless Google Images lies to me.
 
3:16 AM
5,000 views for #2
 
Sorry, was Phủ‎ Điện on the Ritz. Now where were we?
 
Drinking!
And thinking of a question that will get high viewership that I can tag with something and answer myself.
 
We were in Điện Biên Phủ.
Is Đ a retroflex D?
Or what is it?
 
Where's Rob anyway? Whisky whisky, excuses excuses.
 
He's wandered off.
Whisky, whisky, whisky Nancy, whisky, whisky Nancy-o
 
3:29 AM
America is so last year.
I hope I can make it.
 
@Cerberus that makes me think of space junk somehow.
 
An hour and a half more.
 
@KitFox he looks almost like Loo Reed.
Huhuh, Loo.
For Lou's sake.
Oct 28 '13 at 21:33, by RegDwigнt
Oh and BTW, RIP Lou Reed.
Some people are still pinging me on the main sites as we speak. I'm not reading it!
 
Stay with me! I'm in my sixth hour!
 
3:31 AM
Oh wait. Them's answers.
BRB removing wiki on 31 things.
 
You weren't looking, I thought.
Want help?
 
Sure!
I'll take it.
 
@RegDwigнt Send in the nukes to destroy the junks.
 
Been doing that all day long, kind of boring.
 
> a seagoing ship with a traditional Chinese design and used primarily in Chinese waters, having square sails spread by battens, a high stern, and usually a flat bottom.
 
3:32 AM
@RegDwigнt I'll start at the bottom ordered by oldest.
 
Meet you in the middle, then.
@Cerberus I had a puzzle like that as a kid.
 
A picture of a junk?
 
No. Something with Hong Kong and sails.
The Internet has everything.
OMG
 
Yay Ravensburger.
Too bad they had to ad those random ugly buildings in the background.
 
These were the real challenge.
All looked the same.
 
3:37 AM
I think we got them all.
 
Ravensburgers aren't made with real ravens. And hamburgers aren't made with real ham either.
Thought like to know the truth.
 
I did a puzzle similar to this when my dad was dying.
Except it was under a dark forest canopy.
It had 2500 pieces, I think, mostly purple and black.
 
Oh, dear.
 
It took me about 5 hours.
 
A puzzle like that is more like...Patience: it's not especially fun, but it is easy to get started with.
 
3:50 AM
I like those kind. It's easy to do puzzles that are non-uniform.
 
@tchrist That is playing right now.
 
Gah, I keep forgetting that Quantitative Finance always slows me down to a grinding halt for half a minute to load that stupid math rendering script.
 
What other kind of finance is there? It's all quantitative. Quantitatives all the way down.
 
@RegDwigнt The one from Math.SE?
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Q: What is the 'babelfish effect' when Bilbo puts on the Ring and understands the spiders?

hawkeyeIn the movie Hobbit, The Desolation of Smaug, the band enter Mirkwood and are attacked by giant spiders. In the movie - the spiders appear to 'chitter' to one another. After Bilbo puts on the Ring, the chittering stops and he can hear them talking to themselves and each other. My question is ...

 
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Q: Borg naming conventions

thea_kronborgI have some chickens named with Borg designations. There were originally 4, so each of them was N of 4. Two of them died though, then I got two new ones, so should the new ones get their own group designation ("of 2") or should they become part of the original "of 4"? I would like to be techni...

yawns
Another hour past my bedtime.
 
4:04 AM
@tchrist possibly. The syntax is the same anyway.
554 hats. We're getting somehwere.
 
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A: I need a program where the user inputs an array of doubles and the program outputs the array sorted

PhiNotPiPerl Out of all of the things I've done for CodeGolf.SE, this probably took the most time, at least a few hours. $_[0]=eval<>; for(0..$#{$_[0]}**2){ @_[$#_+1]=[\(@{$_[$#_]}),$#{$_[$#_]}+1]; for(1..$#{$_[$#_]}-$#_){ if(eval('${'x$#_.'@{$_[$#_]}[$_-1]'.'}'x$#_)>eval('${'x$#_.'@{$_[$#_]}[$_]'....

 
I am Java, and what is this?
 
No, that is Perl. This is Java:
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A: I need a program where the user inputs an array of doubles and the program outputs the array sorted

VictorHere it is in java. It is utter cheating, unacceptable and unfixable because it creates a MySQL database, insert the number there, do a select with an ORDER BY clause and outputs the numbers given by MySQL. In fact, it is MySQL who is doing the sorting, not the program. package sorter; import j...

 
I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
 
@tchrist It's borrowed from the Ring of the Nibelungen, of course. Siegfried tastes the dragon's heart and can instantly understand all languages. Or something. I'm drunk. bawls in his champagne
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 You're Nancy Cartwright?
 
4:09 AM
@tchrist same difference. ducks
 
@Robusto I got a right to be a Cartwright / Bonanza
 
Moscow ML! Moscow ML! Moscow ML!
 
The difference is ducks. Why didn't I think of that.
 
@Robusto because whisky.
 
4:10 AM
Whisky and champagne. And anabolic steroids? No.
 
Time will tell. Time will tell.
 
Should I wait until later, or post my new question nowish?
 
Whatever fancy strikes yours.
For the tag, only the tag matters.
The hats are going back into their boxes in three days' time.
 
I thought I might get some views if I was sufficiently clever.
 
That judgment is up to you.
 
4:15 AM
No, I am not clever.
 
I have a subscription to the MC till the hats run out, it'd seem.
And that'll be penalizing any other question from this site.
Not impossible, just harder.
 
Bummer.
 
You wanna get there, you need lots of answers quick. So yes, users.
Eyes.
Pairs of them, even.
And the site is door as a deadnail now.
 
A nail in the doghouse.
 
Only 11 questions posted to SO in the last five minutes.
Their usual rate is like 11 per second, and I'm likely not even exaggerating.
 
4:22 AM
@GuySirton That i==1?"st":"th" isn’t so hot. At ELU we prefer i >= 10 && i <= 20 ? "th" : i%10 == 1 ? "st" : i%10 == 2 ? "nd" : i%10 == 3 ? "rd" : "th" instead, for cromulently self-evident reasons. :) — tchrist 53 secs ago
 
@KitFox Hot girls get more views than clever girls. Haven't you learned that by now?
 
No.
 
It took Bertrand Russell 60 pages to reason logically prove that 1 + 1 = 2. I think he must have been as drunk as I am right now.
 
There.
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Q: What does the fox say?

KitFoxIt is true that as a fox, I should know this, so consider this a spoilers warning. In a recent post, Geek Girl mentions that the mating call of the fox is a series of sharp, eerie barks and that this is called gekkering. This is supported by a citation in Wikipedia, but the reference is not one ...

So I can tag any question with the spoilers tag and get my hat?
stomps foot
Oi!
Still thirty minutes to go!
 
> geck: A fool, simpleton; one who is befooled or derided, a dupe.
 
4:37 AM
I am not a dupe!
 
Gek.
I bet that's a Batavism.
 
Want a hat. Want it bad. Want it now.
 
Thus, a gekkering question is ipso facto duplicitous.
 
Gekkerd.
 
I thought it was a Gekschool.
Maybe a Gekflock.
Dec 28 '13 at 16:13, by tchrist
Mad Hatter: “Why is a raven like a writing-desk?”
“Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter said, turning to Alice again.
“No, I give it up,” Alice replied: “What’s the answer?”
“I haven’t the slightest idea,” said the Hatter.
 
4:42 AM
Jul 17 '12 at 14:17, by Robusto
@Cerberus Why is a raven like a writing desk?
 
A fox says bow-wow.
 
Moo.
 
A cow goes eek-eek.
 
By the way, this answer is as close as I can be to guru on Meta.
 
New Year’s Spam:
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A: Odd, affected pronunciation of "realtor"

user61063It's confusing because you can say docTER but you never say docTOR. I think it's acceptable to say "realter" I think I know the commercial you're talking about. She says it a dozen times in a short period, each time it's "realTOR" Every time I type this on my site http://callkelsey.com I alwa...

 
4:45 AM
I always say doc-TOR.
 
Of course, dok-TOR.
 
AußenbordmoTOR!
Wow, nohat's answer's been sitting at 3 for two years.
 
> a. LG. geck, = MDutch gec(k, ghec(k, Dutch gek adj. and sb.; related (either as source or derivative) to gecken geck v. From LG. the word passed into the HG. dialects, MHG. geck(e, G. geck, and into Scand., Da. gjæk, Sw. gäck, Norw. gjekk, ? Icel. gikkr.
 
Are you getting that or shall I?
 
See?
 
4:47 AM
Dutch dogs go gek-gek.
 
Nah.
Dutch ducks go gak-gak.
 
Where. Is. The. Hat.
 
@KitFox sorry, was busy getting it. And reloading your page.
 
Oh. Thanks.
gekkers
Did I retag too fast?
 
My kittens have gone wacko-wacko-ding-ding-run-and-jump-on-the-window-sill.
I don’t trust retagging.
 
4:50 AM
I wouldn't know. Patience.
 
@RegDwigнt s/\.//
 
Happy slightly early new year to my timezone!
 
@tchrist you can drop the backslash for all I care.
 
@aediaλ Happy nine more minutes!
 
Nihilist!
 
4:51 AM
Yes.
 
Happy something!
 
You just got 42.
 
applauds
 
-1
A: I'd rather not [do something] vs I'd prefer not to [do something]

khurramThanks Very much. i was worried very much cuz i saw a movie named "rendition 2007" and a man said "should i say "hello" to her or i would rather not". i was totally confused and perplex that what does he meant. but now i got it. Thnx very much

> For three days he sneezed and coughed, and he could not go out, and even after that his speeches at banquets were limited to ‘Thag you very buch.’
 
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Q: What does the joke with the punchline about Chrome and Hollandaise mean, and why is it funny?

S RedA joke goes like this: A friend at work had an unusual dental related problem recently. About a month ago he had to have a small steel plate inserted in his mouth. A week later he noticed the plate was starting to rust. The dentist asked him if he had a change in his eating or drinking habits tha...

 
4:55 AM
Good times, man, good times.
 
Thag you very buch.
 
Perhaps your question needs like 10 views or something.
 
I'm almost out of battery.
 
Do you have any assault left?
 
Also, four minutes.
@RegDwigнt Always. Good for repelling demon spawn.
 
4:56 AM
Well then.
Tube it over. Shortcircuit it.
 
waves off I can make it.
Three minutes.
 
I think I just got your profile views from 2000 to 2320.
 
You have to ask another question with the new tag.
Or somebody does.
 
@RegDwigнt My profile? How come?
Oh. About the hat.
 
@tchrist nah, that's what I did on RL. But on ELU I slapped mine onto something else.
 
4:58 AM
Was the slapped thing newer than yours?
 
Does your wife know this?
 
Maybe they are onto me.
 
Perhaps it's semi-manually awarded, and the little gnome inside the SE HQ PC is asleep right now.
 
WAKE UP, GNOME!
 
@KitFox Hah. Older by three years.
 
4:59 AM
whistles polyphonically
 
KIT NEEDS HAT!
 
hats Kit
 
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