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1:00 PM
Neither of us have any desire to sprog further.
 
I don't think he's freaked out. There is essentially a nil probably of me actually being pregnant.
The dream was off-putting though. I actually felt my water break.
 
Yes, but, it could still be scary.
@KitFox I can't imagine what it's like to dream that.
 
Well, first imagine that you have a vagina.
Then imagine a lot of fluid running out of it.
 
You had me at vagina.
 
I would imagine it's a lot like pissing yourself if you are sitting down and partially reclined.
 
1:02 PM
Gotta motor. CU.
 
@Robusto No, you won't see me, because you're ignoring me!
@KitFox But the actual contraction that breaks the water must feel nothing like pissing oneself.
 
Hmm. That must look weird then.
@DavidWallace I don't know if contractions actually rupture the membranes. My midwife did it for both of mine.
 
He might be wondering what you think you're on about.
 
And contractions are like doing crunches.
 
@KitFox Er, yeah, in the default case, "water breaking" is a consequence of the first contraction.
 
1:05 PM
That's just wrong.
Sorry.
 
Movies will make you believe that, but usually it doesn't happen until right before crowning.
 
I mean, I know it's not always the case, but if your waters break naturally, it's because of a contraction, right?
Or was my wife's case abnormal?
She did it just like the movies.
 
Certainly not the first one, and more likely the baby's head does it.
It's funny that your wife's was like that.
Of course, the baby's head does it because of the contractions.
 
Yeah, hers was the first one. And our son's head was miles away at the time.
 
1:07 PM
Hmm. Interesting.
Also unusual.
 
I just assumed that that was the most common scenario.
 
At least, inasmuch as I've ever heard.
She might have had a weak mucus plug.
Do you know when she had the "show"?
With respect to her membranes rupturing, I mean.
If you don't mind me asking.
 
Umm, not quite sure, actually.
I have memories of racing round getting large numbers of towels, but not of noticing blood at a specific time.
 
Well, what I'm thinking is that she probably had her mucus plug dissolve ages before. Maybe she didn't even notice.
 
So when you say you dreamt of your waters breaking, you mean you dreamt of lots of water coming out, but not of a contraction going with it. Right?
I can probably imagine that a little more easily.
 
1:11 PM
I was telling my husband "I haven't had a contraction, but I feel like it's going to happen soon."
Contractions are really like crunches, except the uterine muscles are a little deeper.
If you can imagine a crunch, you can imagine a contraction.
 
imagines crunches
imagines deep uterine muscles
 
They aren't that deep. Not then anyway.
 
realises he doesn't know exactly where to imagine uterine muscles
starts to type uterine mustaches by mistake
 
Right in your pelvic girdle.
 
gives up on imagining contractions
 
1:14 PM
Lower abdomen, just above the pubic bone.
Now imagine that, plus about 30 extra pounds, so you are really working it.
And hold it for about 30-60 seconds every 5 minutes.
See? Labor is a piece of cake.
 
Very graphic; thank you. Look how many people have left while we've been discussing this.
 
Much easier than getting these stupid menus to line up properly.
 
My entire school is going to smell like a grow op today.
 
What's a grow op?
 
A marijuana growing operation.
disapproves
 
1:16 PM
Oh right.
I forgot what day it was.
 
Yep, it's that day…
On a lighter note, I'm going to a birthday party for a coworker tonight.
 
Sweet.
Older woman?
 
Huh? What day? I mean, I know what day it is (should I say was, because I have Saturday already), but what's the significance?
 
4/20, dude.
If you have to ask, you'll never know.
 
@KitFox She's turning 35.
 
1:18 PM
Aah! See, my problem is that I write 20/4.
@Mahnax A spring chicken then.
 
@Mahnax Hmm. looks suspicious
 
@KitFox She is a very nice lady, has kids, a husband, etc.
 
OK then.
 
And everyone I work with will be there.
 
@Mahnax Ah, kind of like KitFox then.
Apart from the "working at KFC" bit.
 
1:20 PM
imagines 35-year-old cougar getting girl-drink drunk at a strip club
Just be careful.
 
Yes, apart from that. Also, she's Jamaican.
 
Oh good lord.
 
What?
 
Are you telling me KitFox isn't Jamaican?
 
I don't know, maybe she is.
@Kit, are you Jamaican?
Hello @Matt.
 
1:21 PM
hi @Mahnax :)
 
imagines 35-year-old girl-drink drunk Jamaican woman asking Mahnax if he wants jerked chicken
@Mahnax No.
 
@KitFox That's what I thought.
 
@KitFox She may well be stoned too, given what day it is!
 
@KitFox sighs, places head in hands
 
Oh dear.
 
1:22 PM
- I know a girl who spent time in Kingston.
- Jamaica?
- No! Of her own accord.
 
@DavidWallace You don't know her. She doesn't smoke marijuana. Or anything else, for that matter.
 
imagines 35-year-old girl-drink drunk stoned cougar cornering our dear sweet boy
The horror!
 
@KitFox You really do have a disgusting mind.
 
It's problematic.
 
I'm sure Mahnax's friend is just lovely!
 
1:24 PM
Thank you!
 
I don't think I know any Jamaicans.
 
My mother-in-law has asked if she can take our eldest son to Santa's Village with some friends and my initial reaction was "Child molesters paradise! No way!"
 
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Reg Dwight probably looks like the one in the black jacket.
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1:26 PM
"Activities include Find The Elves" and "Our Elves love to take family photos!"
Effing pervs.
@Mahnax I can't see that.
 
@KitFox Aww.
 
What is it?
 
My new version of a smiley face.
 
What font do I need?
 
A smiley that only you can see!
 
1:27 PM
Let me see…
 
For when you
re smiling inwardly.
Damned enter key being right next to the apostrophe like that!
 

CYRILLIC SMALL LETTER DOUBLE MONOCULAR O
Unicode: U+A66D, UTF-8: EA 99 AD
So probably cyrillic.
Or some sort of cyrillic extension.
 
Now if "double monocular" isn't an oxymoron, I don't know what is!
@Mahnax It's not Russian, Ukrainian, Serbian or Bulgarian Cyrillic. Must be one of the less common ones.
 
Odd. I have cyrillic fonts installed.
Hmm.
 
I can see it
 
1:29 PM
@DavidWallace It's possible. It' in the Cyrillic section of my special characters but I didn't recognise it.
@MattЭллен Yay!
 
Yeah, but look at the unicode number - it's way out of normal-font-land.
 
ꙕ꙼
It's a fish with a hat.
 
It's half past freaking one. I'm going to bed. Good night everyone.
 
good night!
 
Good night, Mr. Wallace.
 
1:33 PM
0
Q: 'Kill' vs. 'cause to die'

Anglo SaxonThe processes available to the speaker if a particular unit, say a vocabulary item, does not fit the message context, are (I think) the following: 1) Get another lexical item. 2) Modify the first one, or the context. 3) Combine lexical items. For example, if something caused something ...

 
I've got to go as well. Bye!
 
What in the world is that person trying to say?
"Sometimes certain words don't seem appropriate. Should I use them anyway?"
 
He is trying to say, "I am not aware of Linguistics.SE".
 
Is what he wrote something that would make sense on linguistics? Cuz it barely makes sense to me.
but IANAL
 
UANAL?
 
1:38 PM
@MrShinyandNew安宇 you don't see me migrating it, do you.
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 well, linguistics questions are not off topic here unless they are supposed to be applying to all languages.
 
Actually we have lots of closed questions that were too linguisticky for our tastes, even though Linguistics.SE didn't exist back then, and even though they specifically mention English, which this question does not.
Then, when LSE went live, it was too late to migrate them so they are just sitting here gathering dust.
 
isnt' "for linguists" in the site description?
 
Yeah. But it was precisely the linguists who said it was too linguisticky.
 
1:44 PM
mmmm, dust
 
Here's one that's still open.
This may be too linguisticky to fit on this site. I will leave it to others to decide if it is "English" enough. — Kosmonaut Dec 29 '10 at 5:18
 
well, either way. That kill/cause-to-die question sounds a bit impossible to answer if I'm reading it right.
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 can we migrate them now? I remember making a ton of suggestions of the sort 'let's wait for LSE and post them then' but I couldn't gt the SE search to relly find them.
@MrShinyandNew安宇 it needs a lot more explanation.
 
@Mitch no, they are too old.
 
@RegDwight that question you just posted is a good example of the kinds of questions I wish this site had more of.
 
1:47 PM
Yeah. And it's still up.
 
@DavidWallace Actually, not true for several days.
 
But there are others that are closed or deleted.
Unanswered, too.
 
@KitFox More important to have the use of one than to have one, to my way of thinking.
 
@Mitch if you want to actually repost them, be my guest. But automigrating is not an option at this point.
And yeah, searching for them is hard now.
 
user19161
We have surprisingly few unanswered questions compared to the other sites.
 
1:49 PM
that's because lots of people know English
 
user19161
Currently there are only six.
 
Thats because we close just about everything.
 
I wonder what our SQR is compared to other sites.
 
user19161
R must be ratio.
 
1:49 PM
Stupid Question Ratio.
 
@Robusto Agreed.
 
@Robusto is that the ratio of "stupid" to "questions"? Gotta be close to 1.
 
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Q: What's the difference between grammar and syntax?

beckoI've never understood the difference between these two terms. I understand the difference between semantics and syntax, or between semantics and grammar, but I'm not sure what's the difference between the meaning of the words syntax and grammar.

Here's one that's closed.
 
Stupid Questions to Basically OK Questions.
I guess technically that would make it the SQ/BOKQ Ratio.
 
1:51 PM
Thing is, I have no idea which questions have or have not been asked on LSE already.
 
Goddamn but I am tired. I'm almost hallucinating from lack of sleep right now. I have no idea how I was able to drive to work.
 
user19161
@Robusto Because you believed in yourself. QED.
 
Q: What do you buy people for engagements presents?
 
@JasperLoy That's not enough. Any drunk believes in himself.
 
@JasperLoy there are only six people who know English?
 
1:53 PM
lol
I'm not one of them
 
user19161
@Mitch I was expecting that, so I had loled in advance.
 
touche.
 
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Q: 'Kill' vs. 'cause to die'

Anglo SaxonThe processes available to the speaker if a particular unit, say a vocabulary item, does not fit the message context, are (I think) the following: 1) Get another lexical item. 2) Modify the first one, or the context. 3) Combine lexical items. For example, if something caused something ...

Wow. I don't even understand what is being asked. But thankfully, someone caused this question to die.
 
or 'touchay'
I'm sure that's an interesting question, somewhere underlying it.
 
@MattЭллен what's an "engagement present"? Something you give when people announce that they are engaged to be married?
 
1:55 PM
way below.
 
@Mitch Or 2shay
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 yes
how do people do those accent thingies?
 
I think I need to get another lexical item. I wonder where I would go to get those.
 
when I say 'do' I mean 'easily do'.
I don't want to have to pull up some Unicode alterante screen keyboard.
 
There Finally found enough fonts to cover the entire Cyrillic Extended-B block.
 
user19161
1:56 PM
@Mitch That's why I never do them in this room.
 
@Mitch In that case I can't help. I'm not sure that's a thing here.
 
thesaurus. duh.
 
@Mitch what accent thingies
 
was the engageent present thing an actual question on ELU?
 
The accented e on a Windows keyboard can be entered by using Alt+130.
Thusly: é
 
1:58 PM
like accent grave/aigu, umlauts, cedillas, etc when you just have a generic ascii keyboard.
 
Do you use Windows?
And do you have a numeric keypad?
 
@KitFox: I realize that the alt thingy has been around for ever, but it's like wiggling your ears or whistling, the explanations just don't translate to doing. for me.
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 aye
 
@Mitch I don't understand. Do you have both of those tings?
 
so I hold down the alt key, then press in sequence 1,3,0, then release the alt key and it should appear?
 
1:59 PM
Yes. But you have to enter the numbers on the numeric keypad.
 
yes numeric keyboard.
 
Try it. :)
 
of course, if you successfully teach me how to do these things, everything I write will then have an accent.
é
woo hoo!
 
It doesn't work for all unicode (on my keypad) because I can't do letters.
 
bbut that's only with the keypad, not 'normal' numbers on the top row.
 
2:00 PM
Alt+138 is è.
@Mitch Right.
And you are using dec instead of hex.
 
I just typed this sentence all with alt-(ascii code).
 
Yay!
 
Alt+130 gives “В” for me. And Alt + 130 gives “İ”.
 
successful day. I can go home now.
 
@Vitaly Very interesting.
I forgot about the plus sign. That gives me İ as well.
 
2:03 PM
In Character map, if you turn on the "advanced view" and pick a character, at the bottom it will say "Keystroke: Alt+0231" and with that you can enter many Unicode characters.
ç
 
However, Alt + E9 gives “é”, as it should.
 
Klingon and Mayan are next.
 
éèàé
 
I had a chart somewhere...
Well, there's one on the page I linked.
 
And in any case, I'm using a custom keyboard layout:
Apr 16 '11 at 20:37, by Vitaly
On a tangentially related note, is there any easier way to input not-very-widespread characters than custom keyboard layouts? I am using two custom keyboard layouts and a simple Autoit script. The latter lets me press a hot key, enter the name of a character I want in English—e.g. ‘alef’ or ‘rune-eihwaz’—and it will paste it into the active window; but it's just too slow.
 
2:06 PM
Oh. I see.
I can't enter letters in mine, so some characters I have to just copy-paste.
 
yeah but Vit, in some ways, you're worse than Cerb for this sort of thing. Normal people don't customize their keyboard layouts.
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Has associating with @Vitaly taught you nothing about him not being a normal person?
 
@Robusto Oh, that was clear from when I first met him.
 
What?
incredulous
Next you will tell me he is some kind of Russian pineapple.
 
He's the only kind of Russian pineapple
 
2:10 PM
Mmm, pineapple.
 
It's strange but for some reason my default mental representation for people from russia is "male, large build, 10 years older than me". I have no idea why that is.
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 I think about young blonde women. Maybe it's a cultural difference.
 
user19161
@mrs There was once you mentioned "price of tea in China" and I had no idea what you meant until I saw a recent question on it.
 
@JasperLoy It's an idiom
I guess they don't use it much in your neighbourhood.
@Robusto Well, I guess if I have some reason to imagine some person as a russian female, I might go with blonde, tall, thin but not skinny.
 
@KitFox -and- remember to have num-lock on.
 
2:16 PM
@Mitch Oh that too.
 
which is funy because I was getting the weird characters just fine, just my windows and tabs were moving all around too at the same time.
 
@Mitch Sounds like a virus. Or cancer.
 
@RegDwight I have just spent the last 5 minutes trying to find a grammatical or spelling mistake in that comment :). — JakeJ 4 hours ago
Hahaha. Fail. I never makes error!
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@Reg I've been using Thunder Crag for a day in my LtW faction deck. I find it useful, especially against Sundering Ogres. 3 base attack and Burst 3 gives 6 attack, when weakened by LtW or Dracorex it's still 5 attack, and faster than Sundering Ogre on Surge.
 
@Vitaly I guess that's one reason to get a 6K arena rating.
 
2:25 PM
I was just going to ask where I get that.
 
It's actually easy if you are willing to go through the pain of waiting for someone special to play their card. I've managed to earn about 700 rating in under 1.5 hours with multiple losses using a LtW strike/rush and then Dracorex, 3xUB, 3xMissileSilo, BoD, etc.
 
@Vitaly Not sure what special means in this context.
 
Ah.
That context is not always understood without extra help.
 
Well, I assume everyone who participates in live battles in WMT knows the context.
 
2:31 PM
Huh, just got 29 ratings for a win.
Had to wait for the battle forever, though.
Nobody's online or something.
Another 24. This is faster than I thought.
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 I'm at about 5300. I presume it gets harder as you approach 6000.
 
Another 18. But now I'm kind of bored.
+29.
And I only played one card.
 
@Robusto It got harder when I got past 6000. At 6001, it suddenly started to match me against some insane decks like Sycophant spam, EQGs+UBs, Hover Pod spam, etc, etc.
It's been a day though, so those crazy WBers might have already gotten 7500 rating and stopped.
 
Oh, so 6000 isn't the limit? Now I'm even more bored.
 
The reward card for 7500 Arena rating isn't useful anyway.
 
2:41 PM
+22, +18, +23... I wanted to stop as soon as I lose, but I don't seem to be able to!
I should be in a WB tourney or something.
 
I was fighting Blue Note.
 
> Surprisingly, I like the general idea and I very much like the reasoning. Implementation may need to be a little more sophisticated than 50 LP = any component, but the reasoning is excellent, so the implementation would be relatively trivial if synapticon pays attention to the reasons for such a system.
@Vitaly must be glowing. ^
Also, what is "catfacing"?
 
+15 +16 +20, WTF, I would have Hades by now.
@Robusto waiting to become an officer and then kicking everyone who isn't.
The first guy to do that's name was catface.
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 Oh. Like a human trojan horse?
Or trolljan horse
 
More like a nerdinbasementian trojan horse.
 
2:48 PM
@RegDwightѬſ道 nerdinbasementian is a tautology. The basementian is implied.
 
I am told they sometimes leave said venues to meet up at LAN "partays".
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 Don't forget Comic-Con.
 
Sorry, I always do.
 
That's why we go over this stuff.
 
Most of the time this stuff goes over me.
 
2:51 PM
like waves over an elephant
 
My head in particular is guilty of having stuff go over it.
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 If by "goes" you mean "comes" ...
 
@Robusto no, this stuff, not that stuff. Duh.
Look up the difference between "this" and "that" in a dictionary of your choice.
 
@MattЭллен Answer: An elephant. Question: What's gray and comes in quarts?
@RegDwightѬſ道 Hmm. I doubt there's much of a difference.
 
Quarts? I prefer clay.
 
2:52 PM
In math, we could just cancel the th and arrive at is/at. Which does have a demonstrable difference.
 
17 hours ago, by RegDwight Ѭſ道
QED. QED.
 
Let's not play The Crying Game again.
 
Is that the one in which Sean Penn cries all over Michael Douglas?
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Q: "What led to you doing this thing" grammar?

GuheLouisWell, as the title said, I'm current curious about this sentence's grammar "What led to you doing this thing?", it sounds like "you doing this thing" is noun. What is this grammar? thanks :)

 
3:11 PM
Interesting. So Snoop Dogg is available in my country, but Sir Mix-A-Lot is not. What moron invented this system?
Damn it, "what is this grammar" puts a smile on my face every single time.
Why does the Internet contain this?
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 I don't know, but please make it stop.
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 because this chat room is on the internet and this chat room contains everything
 
0
Q: What is the difference between "image", "picture", "photograph" and "illustration"

soltani Possible Duplicate: What is the difference between “photo” and “image”? Difference between “picture” and “photo” For my magister dissertation I need to rely on an accurate definition of what an image, a picture, a photograph and an illustration refer to. Ther...

 
Either that or ping me when it scrolls off the page.
Off
the
page
 
3:19 PM
now
 
please
Moar
 
I couldn't find one for illustration, but really, asking 6 questions in one is a bit over the top.
 
Even moar.
Jim Yong Kim (; born December 8, 1959) is a Korean-American physician and the president-elect of the World Bank. He has been President of Dartmouth College since 2009. He was formerly the Chair of the Department of Global Health and Social Medicine at Harvard Medical School, and a co-founder and executive director of Partners In Health. On March 2, 2009, Kim was named as the 17th president of Dartmouth College, a position he formally assumed on July 1, 2009, becoming the first Asian-American president of an Ivy League institution. On March 23, 2012, President Barack Obama announced...
There. Jim Yong Kim has saved us.
 
You have a looong page, my friend.
What is the difference between "Jon", "Bon", "Jovi", "Lennon", and "Marx"?
 
3:21 PM
Jan 17 at 21:55, by Robusto
@RegDwightѬſ道 — Hey, to be as big as you I would have to fold mine in half.
 
That was about egoae's. Not about pageae's.
 
What do you call a transliteration where the host language uses characters that look like characters in the target language?
 
Moronic.
It was old the veЯy day it was invented.
But yeah, I suppose Wikipedia has a name for it. My money is on portmanteau.
 
It is annoying. Just ask Groucho Madyax.
 
German has the nice word Zwiebelfisch, but that's something different.
It refers to a letter set in a different font.
Erroneously.
Well I don't seem to be able to find anything. But somehow I think I saw a Wikipedia article about it once. Could be a deja vu.
Why don't you ask on the main site, @Rob?
 
3:33 PM
@RegDwightѬſ道 Nah. I don't have a burning desire to know, only an idle curiosity.
 
Well I'm thinking about asking it myself, then.
 
Go for it. Just make sure you put that royalty check in the mail.
 
I'll put it in the same envelope with the royalties for using this sentence.
Oh damn. Halfway through composing the question, I find this:
Faux Cyrillic, pseudo-Cyrillic, pseudo-Russian or faux Russian typography is the use of Cyrillic letters in Latin text to evoke the Soviet Union or Russia, regardless of whether the letters are phonetic matches. For example, R and N in RUSSIAN may be replaced by Cyrillic Я and И, giving "ЯUSSIAИ". Other examples include Ш for W, Ц for U, Я and Г for r, Ф for O, Д for A, Б or Ь or Ъ for B, 3 or Э or Ё for E, ☭ for G, Ч and У for Y. This is a common Western trope used in book covers, film titles, comic book lettering, artwork for computer games, or product packaging which are set in or wis...
And this time I only went to Wikipedia to fetch me a screenshot of the TETЯIS start up screen.
Bah.
 
Oh well. But Faux Cyrillic could be a subset of a larger concept.
 
Yet somehow it isn't. Nobody uses Hiragana, Arabic or Hebrew letters. It's always Я.
I suppose that's because Я am so cool.
Mar 4 '11 at 17:14, by RegDwight
@Kosmonaut Excellent. And thus, another amazingly awesome question was asked and answered behind the scenes.
I start sniping BTW.
 
3:48 PM
I am at 40 stam after levelling up.
Spent.
 
Slug Borg was a most excellent suggestion. Suddenly I have a fair chance against rainbows again.
 
Hm. I'm still using my strike/rush. 1283/232.
Why the heck do I keep referring to strike/rushes as LtW even when I have Daedalus as the commander?
 
How does that perform against walls?
 
I win against about 2/3 of them thanks to Hephatat. Hopeless in the Arena against manual walls, of course.
 
Well I'm 1068/289 with Gorelesup, no idea how much of that is on passive, which would be LtW.
And I have stopped with 40 stam left.
 
3:57 PM
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A: What word describes a person who signs an official document?

zpletanNOAD, M-W, and Dictionary.com suggest the use of signee. NOAD: a person who has signed a contract or other official document. M-W (sign): a : to affix a signature to : ratify or attest by hand or seal sign a bill into law, sign a confession b : to assign or convey formally signed over hi...

I forget, are people allowed/encouraged to make multiple answers to questions?
 
No idea. I've heard good arguments either way, and IIRC Joel himself made a 180 on that one once.
 

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