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4:00 PM

@David they probably have a lot of time. It's not like they have cable TV or tennis...

they're just floating in space...

oh hang on. the earth isn't there anymore, so they're not orbiting anything anymore...

i wonder where the ISS is off to now...

@CharlesL hey it is not like we are any different... I cant even get this old moon buggy started!

@David moon buggy's not gonna get you anywhere

they closed the hotdog shop here a few years back

the only thing left is a little diner to the west

(the food's not that great)

the interesting things are all on mars

@CharlesL you hungry? I just called for pizza. They said delivery will be extra (it is outside of there local zone)

Stay away from sector 256-27

@David oooohhh, mars pizza?

or saturn...

Saturn pizza sucks

4:03 PM

DO not go near that crater

Bad idea-

@X-27 What's there?

What is it?

@CharlesL noo, I got a better price on Jupiter.

GOld!? DIAMONDS!?

Um... nothing much

There small is like an 3XL here

4:03 PM

@David whaaa, sweet!

What kinda of toppings?

@X-27 hang on. did you sneak off to the moon before we started launching nukes?

In any case... PIZZA PARTY!!!

but you pay the difference in delivery. said something like 4 million.

@David meh, i'll just point my gun at him and tell him this was a free delivery

they don't (usually) send pizza guys with weapons

@CharlesL No comment, but if you happen to find something that looks suspicious like a sliding bunker do, OD Not Open it!

@CharlesL ok, Ill give him your address... um what is it?

user image

Don't Steal The Pizza!!!!!!!

4:06 PM

2039 Crater Lane
The Moon
Milky Way

hmm. my tom tom cant find it.

We didn't have a chance to set up zip codes yet, so tell him to look for the house that looks like a construction cone

@X-27 dude, i don't have $4 mil around

if you want to pay for the pizza, be my guest

my place looks like something you use to see down in Antarctica.

@X-27 if not, i'm just gonna take it by force

you do not want to see me when i'm hungry

just without the snowmobiles

4:08 PM

@David awwww... was that your polar bear i saw in a space suit?

@CharlesL (he say a gun)

@CharlesL noo?!?

there is something else on my side?

oohhhh

you might want to watch out then...

he looked a little hungry

probably worth dishing out some pizza to him...

that is ok, remember the pizza is being delivered to your place.

I only need electricity.

WANTED:

user image

4:10 PM

You people thought I had an underwater bunker

@X-27 you have a punker? I WANT ONE TOO

@David yeah, but you're going to have to travel over in the moon buggy. The polar bear (his name is Greg i think), is pretty fast.

when you guys nuked the world, WITHOUT ME!!! (I felt so left out, I came to the moon in a fit of rage)

@X-27 ooh... we're sorry

i'll have to pull out my alien translator to figure out what "punker" is.

i have an extra nuke in my shed

you wanna nuke saturn? @X-27

4:12 PM

@CharlesL on problem I overclocked the buggy (no cooling problems here)

@CharlesL That might be fun!

@David nice! What's your max RPM now?

@CharlesL NO not Saturn. My car is still on back order.

@X-27 awesome!

@David dude, you can get one from mars

mars has cheaper/better cars anyway

@David just be sure to cancel your order first.

@CharlesL about 30,000 RPM (Revolutions per millisecond)

4:14 PM

i'm impressed!

i managed to get mine up to 20,000 at one point, but then the radiator exploded...

i guess that's why the dark side of the moon makes some sense

ding dong

OOH! Pizza's here!

@CharlesL I think I will (just learned that they closed in 2009) that would explain the delay.

/me get's shot by @X-27 who has decided to go on a rampage and kill everyone

/me slams door shut

/me has a giant hole in my right kidney

DANG IT @X-27

I LIKED THAT KIDNEY

@CharlesL LOL. wait I'm next

C'MON MAN!

@David and you're not going to get pizza if you just stay on your side!

I'll come over and help.

4:17 PM

/me peeks out window

/me sees that @X-27 has been joined by an angry Greg (the polar bear in case anyone has forgotten)

I don't really want to use a nuke

but first I think I'll let me laser gun finish printing

@David kk

laser gun is done!

Did you figure out how to make a laser gun yourself?

naa, some odd bittorent

4:18 PM

'cause that's something that could go on hackernews or r/DIY

@David oh. still, you could try anyone

you'll get some karma out of it :)

@CharlesL (remember the earth is gone, and with it the internet)

@David sorry, i meant on planet reddits internet

/me in moon buggy with new laser gun, coming to help defend the pizza.

@CharlesL O, that makes more sense. But I have my servers set to block everything from that planet.

there is actually a planet of snoos

@David lol, that's probably a good idea

/me driving really fast

/me get flat tire :(

4:21 PM

@David FYI, the polar bear is trying to come in through the back door

@David oh no!

do you know how much that costs?!

@CharlesL too much

exactly!

and delivery, ouch

ding dong

actual pizza man has arrived

/me use ducktape and back going (more carefuly)

4:22 PM

/me holds up to my gun two pizzamans face

/me sees something (must be your place)

This is a holdup.

Give me the pizza and no one has to get hurt.

nope that was some USA flag.

@David orange conish shape?

oh

my house looks like an orange cone.. i'm not great at architecture :P

/me keeps driving (maybe I'm lost)

4:24 PM

pizza man gives me pizza, puts hands on his head and slowly backs away

kk, thanks man.

/me google orange cone on moon, gives me directions write to your place.

Greg the polar bear rushes in a rips pizza-guys head right off

oohhh dang...

that was nasty

/google "estimated travel time 5 hours remaining" /me sigh

@CharlesL but you get pizza

/me slams door and climbs stairs (munching pizza while i go). will hold my position at the top of the stairs

@David yah, i've got it. hurry up, the party's about to start

(oh and watch out for bear and dead pizza guys)

3ihs hours later: /L hears a large bang out side, then a ding dong.

4:26 PM

/meta-moment wow this story got really dark suddenly

/me at L's place

@David wassup!

/me "wow nice place, looks new"

i'm on the 3rd floor (waving)

watch out for the polar bear. he's still stalking the place...

I move in side quickly, hoping there are no dead things in side.

4:27 PM

(and i don't know what happened to @X-27)

@CharlesL I already shot that thing.

@David oh really? awesome.

here have some pizza

got a knife, I want a fur coat

/me hands @David a giant slice of pizza

@David nice coat, bro

/me and @David happily munch away on pizza while the dust of the earth floats off into space

thanks, it is new

4:29 PM

the end

lol great story, that was fun

very nice

i want to turn it into a game now

Space Pizza – A story of two foes who become unlikely friends on the moon because of a rogue polar bear (and bond over pizza).

lol that would be great

wait we were foes??

yep, that's why we were on opposite sides of the moon

(it wasn't completely clear unless you go on a side mission that explains your backstory)

I'm book marking that story, should that be th title?

4:32 PM

I get the warm side

@VincentScalia already claimed it.

damn it.

@VincentScalia read the entire story!

46 mins ago, by X-27

:Prepare the nukes!!!

@VincentScalia it starts there.

@David that, or A Galaxy's Pizza

Space Pizza - by CharlesL and David

46 mins ago, 41 minutes total – 220 messages, 4 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked 25 secs ago by David

we have our first Ebook!

@David woot woot!

hmm. what should we price it at?

i'm thinking $24.99 is a good price (it's a bit short)

4:35 PM

some where between $5 and $4,000,000

@David hang on. let me use a random number generator

ok $526155 it is!

wow... you guyz

@VincentScalia we really outdid ourselves, huh?

why could have driven you

to order pizza without me?

@CharlesL I doubt we will get that much for it... since I just shared the link to it right above.

4:37 PM

you weren't there!

I was sleeping and apparently I got nuked

@David just copy it out and add a page the requires a bitcoin payment to access it.

I think i'll add this to my resume

@CharlesL Now we have something for the comunity ads

lol

@David good idea!

4:38 PM

you do realize that GCF and X-27 were playing the planet game the entire time, don't you?

@VincentScalia oh!

that makes it even more interesting...

4:56 PM

→ 63 messages moved to Inter Planet Game

@David Thanks

@CharlesL Please head into the game.

also go to the room

@GiantCowFilms and the correct chat room :)

@GiantCowFilms can you add me to the chat room?

@GiantCowFilms i can't talk in that Inter Planet chat room :P

1 hour later…

6:06 PM

The internet lets people down again.... I have looked all over the internet but have not found anything. blender.stackexchange.com/questions/38432/…

@cegaton ah man. i hate when that happens

stupid internet

6:38 PM

@gandalf3 welcome back to the party

:D

4

A: Community Promotion Ads - 2015

I've changed the add a bit

Also this is getting down voted heavily, I wonder why: meta.blender.stackexchange.com/a/885/3127

@gandalf3 Do you think it would be a good idea to had a hand to the blue blender person in the ad?

Maybe just a slightly off rectangle

@GiantCowFilms Probs because it's not really a benefit to blender

Directly anyway

True, but we are graduated so its not like it will kill us

And its a benefit to SE

If the community doesn't want it, then that's that

6:43 PM

I've changed the add a bit - at this point I need a school teacher to beat my knuckles with a ruler.

But so far the community seems to lean more on the side of want it

Also, the BE one got downvotes, so did @David's add

I wonder the there is some person who hates all community adds and wants to keep 'em below the threshold

Well he can't do much.. he only has one vote per post

true...

@GiantCowFilms Ooh, much nicer

6:45 PM

just a annoyence

@gandalf3 You like that one

I thought the dark background was sketchy

...?

Aside from the mockupy things like the squished head

@GiantCowFilms I was going to make the background like that, but forgot

@gandalf3 In order to be homogeneous with the site I feel the background should be white.

(I added a border)

/me dislikes 1px borders

besides, bright things tend to be appealing.

@gandalf3 We could do 2px?

@gandalf3 what about the hand for the blue person?

/me thinks a solid color look more integrated than the border

Don't think the site has any other borders like that anywhere

6:49 PM

We could make it match the one around the drop area?

@CharlesL \o/

/idea drop area replica that says click here to upload a .blend

/idea execute --now

Interesting!

/me starts inkscape

I wonder if you could make a dynamic image which shows the total number of .blends hosted?

Or something

@gandalf3 I thought about that

(as well as maybe a featured or most active blend)

@gandalf3 im writing an lsw compression algorithm

6:59 PM

lossy something winner?

(basically it grabs common pairs and replaces them with tokens)

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