Dear Princess Celestia: Letter One.
Today I learned how to sing Applejack's Drinking Song.
Did you know that Applejack likes the number 99?
As long as Applejack had more than 1…
I sang Applejack" jugs of cider on the wall, "Applejack" jugs of cider,".
Applejack got one less. (Jug of cider)
When Applejack had more than 1… (Jugs of cider)
I sang "Take one down and pass it around, "Applejack" jugs of cider on the wall.".
Otherwise: If Applejack had 1… (Jug of cider)
I sang "Take one down and pass it around, 1 jug of cider on the wall.